What about Mr. Faint?

Chapter 35 Prince...

"Come out, I've seen you." The luxuriously made-up woman lay lazily on the imperial concubine's couch, holding the blue and white porcelain cup in her hand between her thumb and forefinger.The cyan veins meander on the porcelain cup, but they are not as eye-catching as the woman's slender and white fingers: "The head is leaking out."

Hearing this, the black head at the door did not move. He tried his best to turn himself into a decoration on the door frame, but was broken by the maid who came from behind: "Why is His Royal Highness standing outside the door? But he was punished by the empress again." ?”

"The mother mother will not punish the orphan." Hearing someone say that his mother mother is not good, the little child became anxious, and the soft milk voice tried to explain, but because of the limited vocabulary, he could only do it anxiously, "The mother mother can... but Well, if you treat Gu so well, you won't punish Gu...for not entering the door."

"The servant over there misunderstood your mother," the servant girl said in a panic, "The servant is going to go in and apologize to your mother, will His Royal Highness come with you?"

"No, the queen mother is broken." The little child vowed, and nodded seriously to increase the credibility of his words, "Gu is... punishing the queen, because the queen didn't see the orphan, and she lied to the orphan." , Said that she saw the orphan, obviously the orphan did not see the mother, how could the mother see the orphan. "

The maid paused, nodded half-understood, and then held the plate: "Then the servant will go in first? In case the empress is really lying to His Royal Highness, the servant can still cover for His Highness." She said It was true, holding back a smile and watching their little highness nod seriously, and then let the door open to let him in.

"You also have the leisure to make trouble with him." As soon as you stepped into the door, you heard the woman's words stepping on the beat, "You are so old, you have to go to school tomorrow, and you are so childish." The woman in the middle class also speaks with a little more momentum than others, even if it is a slow rhythm, it will not make people feel lazy.

"His Royal Highness is still young, isn't Your Majesty having fun with His Royal Highness?"

"For a little idiot who counted three times and only knew to put Ben Gong out of his sight, but forgot that he was still in Ben Gong's sight, I really wonder if he is Ben Gong's cub." Putting the teacup in his hand Handed it to the maidservant, "Little brat, do you want to eat the new grapes?"

His Highness the Crown Prince, who was called Xiaozizi, was lying on his side by the door, his big light brown eyes were parallel to the door, and his jet-black hair was hanging down.Seeing the woman turn her face, she retracted her head in a panic.Don't be too obvious about deception, causing the woman to sneer: "It's so stupid."

"Your Majesty!" The maidservant's voice sounded a bit dissuading, "That's your son."

"So what about my son, he's just like a puppy. The puppy we raised back then was smarter than this kid." Although she said so, the kindness in her eyes didn't decrease by half, "Forget it, No matter what, I can't stuff the child I gave birth to myself."

"Your Majesty!" The dowry maid was a bit higher than the other maids, not to mention that they grew up together.

"Okay, okay, my son, you love me very much, I'm afraid you gave birth to a fake kid...Little brat, if you don't eat grapes, your good sister will eat them up."

"Hey?" These words hit the little devil's head sorely, "Sister, how can you do this, last time Gu's peach blossom cake, sister also finished eating, so far I haven't been able to accompany Gu." The game was over, the child shot O into the house like a cannonball, and went straight to the table.

Then he was caught by a pair of well-maintained hands halfway: "I caught you."

"QaQ mother lied to people!" After a while, the little child finally realized that he had been cheated again, "It was clearly agreed to play hide-and-seek, and the mother lay on the couch all afternoon, and she didn't play with Gu!"

"Why didn't Ben Gong play with you?" He opened his mouth and bit the grapes brought by the maid, "Didn't I play hide-and-seek with you, and then caught you?" Any dissatisfaction?"

"But the queen mother lay on the couch all afternoon, and didn't play with Gu."

"Why didn't Ben Gong play with you? Didn't I catch you?" He shook his shining arm.

"But the queen mother is on the couch..."

"I caught you, right?"

"Correct."

"Then why didn't Ben Gong play with you?"

……

The maid looked amusedly at her own mother bullying her son, and the three-year-old prince couldn't speak fluently, so what logic did he have to argue with an adult.At this moment, the anxious eyes were red, and a pair of watery eyes were waiting for their mistress, who was about to cry: "Miss, how old are you?"

"No, I really want to clarify this truth today." Saying so, he opened his mouth and ate the grapes handed over, "Tell me, what game did I play with you?"

"hide and seek."

"How will the game end then?"

"Caught."

"Then Ben Gong has caught you now, isn't this game over?"

"Yes."

"Then why didn't Ben Gong play with you?"

"But the queen mother has been lying on the couch all afternoon..." The little prince was about to burst into tears of grievance. He knew something was wrong, but what his mother said made sense, and he felt that he was going to be convinced, "Lonely After waiting for the mother for a long time, the mother did not come out to find the orphan."

"That's because you hid it so well that I couldn't find it." Spit out the core, and ate another grape handed by the maid.It's just that she didn't have much sincerity in her words, but it was enough to fool a three-year-old boy: "If your elder sister didn't come here with grapes, I wouldn't be able to find you until dark."

"Your Majesty..." The maid only thought it was funny, how old is the empress, to deceive a child like this.

What's more terrible is that the child believed it: "Really?" Brown eyes looked at the two women in front of him tearfully, "Is it because the solitary hiding is so good that the queen mother can't find it all the time? But the queen mother has always..."

"How do you know that the queen mother has been on the couch all the time?" The empress asked calmly, "The queen mother is old, and I haven't found you after searching around. I'm so tired, my back is sore, so I rest here and get ready. After resting for a while, I will continue to search." He said very seriously, "It's just that you ran out before you searched."

"Really?"

"Truer than pearls."

Then, under the stunned expression of the maidservant, the little prince believed it.Not only did he believe it, but he also quickly wiped away his tears. He ran to the imperial concubine's couch with his two little legs, kicked off his shoes and got on the couch. , the son will not hide."

"Next time the mother will hide behind, let me look for it." Raising his hand, he stroked the prince's soft hair, "The queen mother was very good at playing hide-and-seek when she was a child, and no one can find the queen mother. You are really good at that." Unlike your mother, my own son, who doesn’t even know where to hide in hide-and-seek!"

"Even the emperor can't?"

"Hmph, what is he..."

"Miss!"

"I can't find it."

"The queen mother is so powerful!" Intuitively felt that he didn't know about his mother's mother and the maid who served on the side, but the child's focus was more on his omnipotent mother, "Then next time The mother hides later, and the son comes to look for it. He is very smart and will definitely find it."

"Okay." Opened his mouth and ate grapes, "When you are free next time, the queen mother will continue to play with you."

The maid looked amused: "His Royal Highness will not have so much time to play with our empress soon." She smiled and looked into the little prince's ignorant eyes, "Tomorrow I will go to study in the upper study. By then His Royal Highness has a lot of homework, and he also plays with his little friends."

"It's different," the little prince shook his head like a rattle, "it's just different."

"Where is it different?" The empress wanted to tease her son, "Isn't it always playing with you?"

"It's...they...the queen mother..." She was anxious, but couldn't say anything.While eating grapes, the unscrupulous empress watched her son rummaging through boxes and boxes, trying to find a suitable description from her head, but in the end she fell short, and she burst into tears.

"What a man, it's such a virtue to cry." It's funny, "Okay, the queen mother believes it's different."

"Have you believed it?"

"I believe it."

Then the clouds opened and spread, and the sun was visible.

At the end of the daily play with the son, the maid stopped feeding the grapes kindly, put the remaining three or four small grapes in a small bowl, and handed them to His Royal Highness: "Your Highness, don't be angry, eat grapes .”

Then the little prince cried again in anger: "The grapes are gone."

"Isn't there any more?" The maidservant smiled, pretending to be suspicious, "His Royal Highness, count it, there are five."

"But there were so many just now." Pointing to the empty grape shelf, "It's all gone."

"His Royal Highness really saw it?" The maid looked serious, "I didn't lie to His Royal Highness, my servant didn't eat a single one, and now there are really only so much left."

"...Gudu saw it, my sister fed my mother and ate it!"

"The queen mother played with you all afternoon, and she is so tired, shouldn't she eat grapes?"

"Should."

"Then what are you complaining about?"

"But there are so many grapes, and the queen mother didn't leave them alone." Looking at his mother's queen aggrievedly, "Not a single one."

"Isn't this leaving five for you?"

"But originally there was such a large list."

"Oh, then you don't want to eat any of them." Hearing this, the Empress stood up, her bright red nails took advantage of her white fingers, "Then the empress reluctantly ate the remaining five. Bar."

Then she saw the little prince dodging the small bowl in the hand of the maidservant in a panic and protecting it in his arms: "No, this is lonely."

"The queen mother played with you all afternoon, and she couldn't even eat a grape, hey..." The woman sighed, as if she was really heartbroken, "I won't bother to play with you anymore, it's thankless. Just now I questioned whether the queen mother was really playing with you, and the queen mother was so sad to give birth to such a little white-eyed wolf like you."

The maid tried her best not to laugh.

"But the queen mother ate so many just now, the orphan only has five."

"You saw that the queen ate so much? But now the queen doesn't have any?"

"But the queen mother ate so much just now..."

"But now the queen mother can't eat one, only five are in your arms."

The little prince really wanted to cry, and then, he did cry.