This ninja in Naruto is unscientific

Chapter 329 Social Anxiety

In the days following the conclusion of the second Chunin Exams, the Konoha New District experienced an unprecedented surge in tourism.

The genin from each village, whether they advanced or were eliminated, all let go of their ninja baggage and completely immersed themselves in this modern village.

Kumogakure's Sasaki Kumo stood by the vending machine on the street corner, skillfully dropping in coins.

Sasaki Yun sighed contentedly as he watched a can of cold cola spill out.

As soon as I opened the pull ring, I caught a glimpse of two Uchiha patrol members wearing dark blue uniforms and carrying Uchiha clan crests on their backs as they approached.

Sasaki Yun's body stiffened abruptly, then he stood ramrod straight, raised his right hand, and shouted, "Hello, you two! Thank you for your hard work! I promise I didn't litter!"

Two Uchiha members glanced at him, and one of the younger members couldn't help but laugh: "Oh, isn't this the genius from Kumogakure? Being so well-behaved today?"

"Not at all, not at all. In the face of Konoha's rules, I'm just a law-abiding tourist." Sasaki Yun said with a smile.

Two days ago, he caused trouble on the street again and was taken back to the Criminal Investigation Division of the Police Department. After receiving a four-hour in-depth education on Konoha's public security regulations and socialist core values ​​from Uchiha Hachimoku, he now feels weak in the knees whenever he sees someone wearing a police uniform.

"Alright, don't be nervous, just enjoy your stroll." The team member waved his hand and continued patrolling.

Sasaki Yun breathed a sigh of relief as he watched them walk away.

"Konoha is terrifying, especially that man named Yashiro. His Sharingan can practically see into the depths of my soul."

……

Evening, one side of the commercial street.

"Kana! Shizune! Order whatever you want to eat today, Kushina-neechan will pay!"

Kushina Uzumaki waved her wallet and said happily.

To celebrate Kana and Shizune's successful advancement to the next exam, Kushina decides to take them to eat the most expensive and best barbecue in Konoha.

"I want to eat premium snowflake beef, and also meatballs and daifuku!" Kana was so excited she felt like she could fly.

Shizune, holding her long-lost Ton-Ton, said somewhat shyly, "Kushina-neechan, you don't need to spend so much. Just eat whatever you like."

"How can that be? You two have really made me proud." Kushina grabbed the shoulders of the two of them and strode forward.

She's really proud of herself in the Jonin class now. She has two disciples, and both of them have made it to the next round of exams. She enjoys the envious looks from the other Jonin.

However, just as they passed the entrance to a secluded alley, Chanel suddenly stopped and pointed warily into the depths of the alley.

"Kushina-neechan, look over there!"

Kushina looked in the direction Kana was pointing, and her face instantly darkened.

In the dimly lit alley, a tall, fierce-looking man was squatting in front of a frail young girl dressed in light blue.

The man was holding something and was trying to approach the girl, who was terrified and huddled in a corner, her body trembling slightly.

What infuriated Kushina the most was that the man was wearing a dark blue police uniform with the Uchiha clan crest prominently displayed on the back.

Moreover, the man's face belonged to the head of the Criminal Investigation Department of the Police Bureau.

The Eighth Hokage of Uchiha!

"In broad daylight, a section chief from the police department was actually abducting an innocent young girl in an alley?!"

Kushina's red hair suddenly seemed to float up.

"You, Uchiha Hachiho, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, I never expected you to be this kind of person! Today, I'm going to teach this scoundrel a lesson for Fugaku!"

"Kushina-neechan, calm down!" Shizune quickly pulled Kushina back. "Uncle Yashiro may seem fierce, but he's probably not that kind of person, right?"

"You can know a person's face but not their heart. Look at that girl, she's so scared she can't even say a word!"

Kana was also stirring things up, still remembering the grudge she held against Yashiro, that snobbish calico cat.

"Go! Kushina-neechan! Defeat the creepy uncle!"

"Stop! You scum of Konoha!"

Kushina shouted and rushed in, sleeves rolled up.

In the alley.

Hozuki An from Kirigakure is currently experiencing the most difficult moment of his life.

As a girl with extreme social anxiety, who appears aloof but is actually incredibly anxious inside, her greatest hobby is to secretly feed cats in secluded places.

Today, she brought dried fish from the Land of Water, hoping to find a cat to pet in the alleys of Konoha to ease her frustration at being eliminated in the second exam.

As a result, she encountered an extremely beautiful calico cat.

However, the Konoha cat didn't even glance at the dried fish in her hand.

The cat merely gave her a haughty glance, then yawned and continued licking its paws.

This shattered Hozuki Anne's fragile heart.

"Why... even the cat ignores me..." Hozuki An felt wronged and wanted to cry, but her aloof expression, which she maintained for many years, made it seem as if she was just staring coldly at the cat.

Just then, a menacing-looking old man from Konoha walked over.

Yashiro just got off work and was about to come here to feed his "old flame" Ahua.

Seeing a little girl from another village holding dried fish being ignored by a cat, he squatted down and took out a handful of specially made cat food from his pocket that was obviously of a higher grade and had a richer aroma.

"Little girl, the cats of Konoha are very picky eaters. They're already tired of your dried fish."

But when he said that, he didn't think at all about why the cat that used to rummage through the trash can now looks down on even dried fish.

Yashiro forced out what he thought was a gentle smile, but in reality, it looked like that of a psychopathic killer, and handed over the cat food.

"Here, use this. Open your palm and slowly hand it over, don't make a sound and scare it."

Looking at the extremely lewd-looking middle-aged man in front of him, and then at the unknown thing in his hand, Hozuki An was so frightened that his soul almost flew away.

"What...what does he want? To hit on me? Or is he trying to poison me with this stuff?"

Hozuki An's mind was filled with all sorts of terrifying images. Her body involuntarily shrank into the corner, her lips trembling slightly, but she couldn't utter a single word due to excessive tension. To outsiders, it looked as if she had coldly rejected the other party.

When Yashiro saw that she didn't take it, he thought she was embarrassed, so he moved closer.

"Don't be afraid, Ahua is very good, you can try."

It was at this very moment that misunderstandings could easily arise.

"Uchiha Hachiho! Let go of that girl!"

With a sharp shout, a red fist, carrying a terrifying force, came straight for Yashiro's head.

"What?!"

As an elite Jonin, the Eighth Hokage had extremely fast reflexes.

He ignored the cat food in his hand, turned around abruptly, and crossed his arms to protect his chest.

"Bang!"

The immense force sent Yashiro staggering back two steps, scattering the cat food he was holding all over the floor.

"Kushina Uzumaki? What's wrong with you?" Yashiro shouted as he recognized the person who had come.

"You're the one who's gone mad! A section chief in the police department, actually luring a little girl here! Do you even deserve the uniform you wear?!"

Kushina stood with her hands on her hips, glaring angrily. Kana and Shizune behind her also peeked out, staring at Yashiro with shared hatred.

"Abduction?! Which eye of yours saw me abduct her?!"

Yashiro was so angry he almost activated his Sharingan. He pointed at the cat food on the ground and then at Hozuki An hiding in the corner.

"I'm teaching her how to feed cats. I've spoiled the cats in Konoha; they won't eat her dried fish."

"Feeding a cat?" Kushina paused for a moment, then looked in the direction Yashiro was pointing.

The calico cat that had been so aloof and elegant just moments before was now happily eating the cat food scattered on the ground. It even rubbed against Yashiro's feet and let out a sweet meow.

"this……"

Kushina's anger subsided by half instantly. She turned to look at Hozuki Ann and asked somewhat awkwardly, "Um... little sister, was he really teaching you how to feed a cat just now?"

Hozuki An stared blankly at this sudden turn of events.

She glanced at the fierce-looking Kushina, then at Yashiro, who, despite his fierce appearance, had genuinely been kindly sharing his cat food with her.

After a brief struggle, she finally mustered the courage to nod very weakly.

"It seems like... um... he... he's a good person."

Hozuki An's voice was barely audible, but everyone could still hear it.

It turns out that this seemingly intimidating uncle is not only a loving cat lover, but his cat food is also genuinely effective.

"..."

The alleyway fell into a deathly silence.

Kana's mouth was wide open, big enough to fit an egg, while Shizune awkwardly covered her face.

"Cough cough..."

Kushina's face turned as red as a ripe tomato. She coughed twice, trying to save face.

"Um... Senior Yashiro, it's a misunderstanding, all a misunderstanding. I was just... seeing you squatting here, I wanted to test if your reaction speed had deteriorated."

"Testing? Testing with your fists?" Yashiro was speechless. He felt that he had not only lost a bunch of high-quality cat food today, but had also been inexplicably labeled a pervert.

"Oh, don't worry about the details. To make it up to you, I'll treat you to barbecue tonight!"

Kushina grabbed Hozuki Ann and cheerfully smoothed things over, "Little sister, why don't you come along? You look all alone, and Kana and Shizune need some new friends too!"

Hozuki An wanted to refuse, but looking at Kana's bright eyes, the cute pink pig in Shizune's arms, and with Kushina holding her and so many people watching, she finally stammered, "Okay...okay."