This monk is a bit mean

Chapter 407: Charming Fantasy Girl

Not long after the three of them entered the foggy forest, they heard a blushing sound.

After hearing this sound, Yun Shu could clearly feel his heartbeat quickening and his blood began to boil.

"What's going on?" Yun Shu asked Bai Erchang, who was walking in front of him with a flushed face.

He noticed out of the corner of his eye that the "fatal gay" Luo Meng next to him didn't seem to be affected by the strange sound.

"Oh no! It's the charming phantom girl! Retreat quickly!" Bai Erchang suddenly realized what this strange voice was about.

His face changed slightly, and after shouting loudly, he was the first to quickly fly out of the dense forest.

Yunshu's reaction was also extremely quick. He exited the jungle almost at the same time as Bai Erchang.

Luo Meng, with a confused look on his face, stood there scratching his head for a while, and finally chose to leave the jungle like Yun Shu and Bai Erchang.

"Brother Bai, what is enchantment? What is phantom girl? What's going on?"

Outside the dense forest, Yunshu asked Bai Erchang, who had a serious expression.

"Didn't you do any homework before coming to this mysterious land of illusion? You didn't even know about this charming illusion girl?"

Yunshu shook his head.

What a ghost job! Yunshu was completely tricked by the people of Jubao Commercial Bank.

He didn't even know the name of this copy, so how could he know what the Ghost Girl was?

Seeing Yunshu shaking his head, Bai Erchang was somewhat speechless. He continued, "Originally, this dense forest was inhabited by some flying fantasy beasts. Although there were many of them, they were relatively weak. As long as we don't engage in too much fighting, it is still easy to pass through the dense forest."

"Who would have thought that in this dense forest, there would not be a single flying phantom beast to be seen, but instead this difficult and charming phantom woman would appear."

"Is it difficult?" Yun Shu asked.

"That's right! These enchanting phantom girls are good at sonic attacks. Any male cultivator who is covered by their sonic attacks will eventually have a rapid heartbeat, blood boiling, and explode to death."

"male?"

"Yes! Didn't you hear it just now? It's that kind of scream. Which man can stand it?"

"Just plug your ears and it will be fine." Yun Shu said with a pout.

He suddenly remembered how he and Yu Linglong had defeated his own illusion with a special cry at Cangjian Villa, and he felt deeply moved.

"If it's that simple, there's no need to exit the jungle. Blocking your ears won't work. If you don't believe me, go in and try it." Bai Erchang explained coldly.

At this moment, seven or eight figures emerged from the dense forest one after another. They were the cultivators who had entered earlier than Yunshu and others.

Among them was the honest middle-aged man who was communicating with Yunshu.

He looked quite miserable, his face was red and purple, veins were popping out, some of his blood vessels had burst, and half of his body was covered in blood.

Seeing his miserable state, Yun Shu sighed softly and said, "Alas... sometimes being too hot-blooded may not be a good thing."

The honest middle-aged man raised a bloody arm, pointed at Yun Shu and said, "Don't...don't forget, you...you...still owe me 1000 spirit stones!"

Yun Shu looked at Bai Erchang awkwardly and said, "Last time I went for a massage with this fellow Taoist, I extended the time and didn't have enough spirit stones, so he helped me to get 1000 spirit stones in advance."

"Hmph! I thought you were offering a reward of 1000 spirit stones for Bai's head. That's too cheap!" Bai Erchang curled his lips and said sarcastically.

"Brother Bai, you are joking. The head of my earth dog spirit beast is worth more than 1000 spirit stones!"

"Hmph! Let's stop talking and first think of a way to get through this dense forest." Bai Erchang reminded.

"This is easy to handle. Fellow Daoist Bai, take a look at this." Yun Shu pointed at his bald head and said to Bai Erchang.

???

Bai Erchang looked confused.

"I am actually a monk. I only need to enter the dense forest and recite the Heart Sutra to resist those seductive voices and pass through easily."

Bai Erchang snorted and rolled his eyes at Yunshu, cursing in his heart: You? You have a face like a playboy, you can't even recite the name of a sutra, and you still call yourself Prajnaparamita? You're better off selling pineapples!

Yunshu saw Bai Erchang's disdainful expression and did not explain further.

He smiled slightly and walked back into the dense forest ahead.

The moment he entered the dense forest, those enchanting sounds immediately filled his ears. Yun Shu quickly kept his mind focused and activated his famous skill "Saipan Secret Method" to transform himself into a woman.

Afterwards, he twisted his hips charmingly and walked towards the depths of the dense forest.

Outside the dense forest, Luo Meng looked at Bai Erchang for a long time. Finally, he scratched his head and followed Yun Shu into the dense forest.

After entering the dense forest, Luo Meng's ears also rang with the same sound that made the man's mouth dry.

But Luo Meng was not affected at all. He continued to move forward without blushing or beating his heart.

Soon he caught up with Yunshu who was twisting his butt in front of him.

"Ahhh!" Seeing Yun Shu's strange appearance, Luo Meng covered his mouth and exclaimed.

"Stop braying! It's like a donkey. Listen to how others bray and learn from them!" Yun Shu angrily retorted to Luo Meng.

"Also! Next time when you scream, don't cover your mouth. Your stubble is showing through your fingers, which is so fucking disgusting!" Yun Shu added.

The two continued on their way peacefully.

The screams of the enchanting phantom woman who had not appeared in the dense forest were becoming louder and louder, and more and more intoxicating.

If Yunshu hadn't transformed into a female form, she would have collapsed long ago.

However, Yun Shu was quite surprised by Luo Meng's condition.

This guy didn't feel anything at all. No matter how loud the shouting in the jungle was, he was like deaf and his expression was extremely calm.

"I really doubt whether you have already cut it?" Yun Shu muttered in a low voice as he hurried on his way.

Luo Meng heard this very clearly, and he quickly explained: "Brother Shu, I still have some! If you don't believe me, I'll show you!"

As he was talking, Luo Meng was about to untie his belt!

"Believe it, believe it! I believe it! Don't take it off!" Yun Shu was so anxious that he was sweating profusely.

At this moment, a silver bell-like laughter suddenly sounded in front of Yun Shu and Luo Meng.

"Haha, sister, I don't believe it! Why don't you make him take it off! That baldy guy is such a bummer!"

"Who is it?" Yun Shu's face turned stern and he looked forward vigilantly. Unknowingly, a stack of thunder-attribute attack talismans appeared in his hand.

Along with that enchanting laughter, a blurry figure slowly walked towards Yun Shu and the others.

This is a beautiful young woman with a graceful figure. She is wearing a white long skirt as thin as a wing. Under the skirt is a pair of charming snow-white long legs, and she takes light steps.

Her red lips were slightly parted, her eyes were charming, and there was a smile at the corners of her mouth, revealing a charming and coquettish temperament that was intoxicating.

"Well, that's pretty sexy! But it's a pity that I don't like it! Xiao Meng, do you like it?" Yun Shu said to Luo Meng beside him.