This monk is a bit mean

Chapter 256 Think!

"Master, your story is not good. People nowadays like stories with more excitement. You don't even have any driving in your story, so who would like it?" Yun Shu pouted.

Yunshu's master, Taoist Zixu, did not respond, but asked Yunshu: "Don't you want to know who your other five confidantes are?"

Just when Yun Shu was about to say "I don't want to", two voices sounded at the same time.

"I want to!" Yu Linglong and Fang Qingyi in the Great Wilderness Sword spoke at the same time.

Yunshu turned around and saw Fang Qingyi sticking her head out from the ancient tomb passage and looking towards him.

"Damn! Aren't you sleepy?" Yun Shu yelled at the Great Wilderness Sword.

"I'm not sleepy anymore!" Yu Linglong answered in a naughty way.

"What about you? Doesn't the fence outside smell good?" Yunshu asked Fang Qingyi, who only poked her head out.

"I just want to see how you taste it?" Fang Qingyi replied.

"I have a very strong taste! Otherwise, how could I like you two!" Yun Shu said unhappily.

Fang Qingyi ignored him and looked longingly at Taoist Zixu in the center of the ancient tomb.

“Haha, I don’t know who the other five are now…” Taoist Zixu laughed.

"Then what did you say just now about me and that sword?" Fang Qingyi asked, pointing at the Great Wilderness Sword in Yun Shu's hand.

"I will be able to judge once you enter this ancient tomb. The same goes for the other five people. Only when they come before me can I know whether this person is true or not." Taoist Zixu explained with a smile.

It seemed that because of the fusion of the main soul, Taoist Zixu was particularly nice to Fang Qingyi and Yu Linglong.

"Why don't you go and find him, monk?" Yu Linglong said to Yun Shu.

Fang Qingyi also nodded at the entrance.

"No... why should I look for it? What does it have to do with me? Is it just because you two are curious?" Yun Shu was unhappy.

"Yes, we need them to help you guard the center of the magic circle you are going to set up next." Taoist Zixu replied.

"Why don't we just find seven people? There are plenty of idle people in the Baiyun Immortal Sect!" Yunshu pointed at Fang Qingyi.

"No one else can do it, it must be these seven!" Taoist Zixu shook his head at Yunshu.

"How would I know who the remaining five are? Where do you want me to find them?" Yun Shu spread his hands helplessly.

"How did you meet them?" Taoist Zixu looked at Fang Qingyi and asked.

"I met that bitch when I went to Youyun Land."

"I met Lao Fang when I arrived in the capital of Central Plains."

Yunshu recalled the process of meeting Yu Linglong and Fang Qingyi.

There's nothing special about it?

"What is your purpose for going to these two places?" Taoist Zixu reminded.

"We went to the Land of Nether Clouds to find the Nether Sword, and we went to the capital of Central Plains to find the Ghost Lamp."

Yun Shu's expression froze. He thought of something: "Wait! I think I understand. They must have been the ones I met while searching for treasures!"

After being reminded by Taoist Zixu, Yunshu thought about who those “beauties from previous lives” of his might be.

"You see, my disciple is very smart!" Taoist Zixu winked at Fang Qingyi who was walking towards the entrance.

"Hmph!" Fang Qingyi snorted coldly, then retracted her head back into the passage.

Then the sound of her footsteps leaving was heard in the passage.

Yun Shu picked up the Great Wilderness Sword and chased after him without looking back: "Lao Fang! Wait for me!"

Taoist Zixu's voice rang out from behind him: "Next time you come back, don't forget the roast chicken and soju!"

……

On an official road in the east of Ziji Town, Li Er was driving his donkey cart, swaying slowly towards the east.

Sitting in the carriage behind him were Mr. Yun and a beautiful female Taoist priest.

Li Er kept complaining in his heart that Mr. Yun was really stingy.

With such a beautiful Taoist priest following him, Mr. Yun actually allowed her to wear patched clothes.

Li Er shook his head while driving, he just couldn't figure it out.

In the donkey cart, Fang Qingyi held her sword and closed her eyes to rest.

Yunshu smiled and wanted to move closer to her.

"Get out! Stay away from me!" Fang Qingyi opened her eyes and glared Yunshu back to his original position.

"What are you doing! What are you doing! In our previous life, maybe we both had a litter of kids!" Yun Shu curled his lips, then half-lay down opposite Fang Qingyi.

Fang Qingyi opened her eyes and asked, "Why not use a good flying magic weapon and rent a donkey cart? Flying with a sword is faster than this?"

"I'm being hunted by my uncle, so it's safer to pretend to be a mortal!"

"Why did your uncle chase you?"

"Actually, he wasn't chasing me. He just wanted to capture me and help him set up a magic circle. My uncle is a competitive person. He was competing with my master."

"We also want to compete in setting up formations?"

"Yeah, let's see who can set it up first!"

"What a bunch of perverts!" Fang Qingyi said disdainfully.

Just when Yunshu was about to stand up and refute Fang Qingyi and get back at her, their donkey cart stopped.

Yun Shu released his spiritual consciousness, then he was shocked and his face changed drastically!

It's over!

Their donkey cart was stopped by a slovenly old Taoist priest.

Li Er, who was driving, was under some kind of spell and fell asleep on the side.

This sloppy old Taoist was none other than his uncle, Taoist Wuyou.

Yunshu shook his head and smiled bitterly at Fang Qingyi, then lifted the car curtain and walked out.

Fang Qingyi followed closely behind and also went up.

"Disciple Yunshu, greetings to my uncle-master! May my uncle be blessed with as much good fortune as the East Sea and as long a life as the Southern Mountains!" Yunshu bowed to Taoist Wuyou as soon as he jumped off the donkey cart.

Taoist Wu You walked up to Yun Shu, who was kneeling on the ground, and grabbed his ear.

"Oh, it hurts! Uncle Master, please spare me! I will never dare to do it again!" Yun Shu begged for mercy with his teeth bared.

"Can you believe what you say, you little brat?"

"Yes, yes, yes, I can absolutely believe it. I swear to my inner demon that I will never dare to do it again!" Yun Shu continued to beg for mercy.

Taoist Wu You glanced at Fang Qingyi behind Yun Shu, then let go of his hand.

"This kid deserves to be punished!" Taoist Wu You said to Fang Qingyi with a smile.

Fang Qingyi could clearly feel that Taoist Wu You had a good impression of her.

This favorable impression is the same as that of Taoist Zixu.

"Senior is right!" Fang Qingyi agreed with Taoist Wuyou's statement.

Taoist Wu You nodded, then stretched out his right hand toward Yun Shu and said sternly, “Give it to me!”

"Wha…what?"

"Your seven treasures!"

"I stayed with my master!" Yun Shu lied without blinking.

"Don't give me that! I just came out from him!" Taoist Wu You pretended to grab his ear again.

Yunshu quickly raised a Qiankun bag above his head and handed it to Taoist Wuyou.

Taoist Wu You took the Qiankun bag and said, "I don't plan to compete with your master. I'll go back to him and wait for you. When you find the other people, come back and set up the formation!"

"I always feel that we don't have much time left!" Taoist Wu You looked up at the sky and muttered to himself.

Then he released Yun Shu’s white jade flying boat from his Qiankun bag.

Then he said, "Use it as a means of transportation, go there and come back quickly!"

After saying this, Taoist Wu You turned into a burst of gray light and flew towards Zixu Temple at a high speed.

Yunshu stood there looking at Fang Qingyi with a wry smile on his face.