This monk is a bit mean

Chapter 152 Is it big?

With a "sizzle", Lan Mengyu's right shoulder was cut by Li Guafu's sword, leaving a long cut and blood flowing out.

Lan Mengyu covered her wound and retreated step by step.

He was about to retreat to Yunshu.

"Hmm...ha!" Yun Shu gave a dry cough, then slowly revealed his figure and stood beside Lan Mengyu.

"It's you!" Widow Li said in surprise.

"Why are you here?" Lan Mengyu asked in surprise.

Yun Shu scratched his bald head and smiled awkwardly: "I said I was just passing by, do you believe me?"

"I don't believe it!" Widow Li said sternly, holding a sword.

"What about you?" Yunshu turned and asked Lan Mengyu beside him.

"I...I..." Lan Mengyu's cheeks turned slightly red and she stammered.

I don’t know if it’s because the medicinal effect of the red spiritual grass has not worn off, or if it’s because of something else.

Yun Shu turned his head again and looked at Widow Li who was facing a formidable enemy in front of him: "I'm curious, why did you bring me into your fight with her?"

"Do you think I don't know that you are having an affair with this slut?" Widow Li looked at Yun Shu and Lan Mengyu viciously.

Lan Mengyu's face turned red from being scolded by Widow Li, and she raised the whip and was about to attack again.

But at this moment, the blood in his chest suddenly boiled, his throat felt sweet, and he spat out a mouthful of blood.

She could only put down the whip, bend over and start coughing.

Yunshu was almost choked by these words and vomited blood.

He said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about? First of all, I haven't returned to secular life yet!"

"Secondly..." Yun Shu looked at Lan Mengyu beside him and continued, "Apart from the little whip in her hand, where else can we see that she is flirty?"

"Hmph!" Widow Li snorted coldly, then shook her wrist and a emerald green porcelain bottle appeared in her hand.

She threw the emerald green porcelain bottle hard to the ground.

With a loud "boom", a cloud of green smoke rose.

Yun Shu was shocked. He had not yet mastered the inverted sect's immune-to-poison technique, and it was obvious that the smoke contained a deadly poison.

He quickly held his breath, and then began to practice the "Everything Can Be Eaten" method to absorb all the green smoke around him.

Lan Mengyu beside him took out three soybean-sized pills from his Qiankun bag and swallowed them in one gulp.

Then she looked at Yunshu coldly, turned and left.

But after taking only three steps, he fell to the ground with a thump and lost consciousness.

"Fuck it! Are they blackmailing me?" Yun Shu complained, then walked to Lan Mengyu and started checking.

Her lips were tightly closed and her face was pale.

Yunshu grabbed her wrist and began to feel her pulse.

"The face isn't green, the pulse is steady but weak, it shouldn't be poisoning!"

Yunshu looked again and found that the sword wound on Lan Mengyu's shoulder was still bleeding.

With two "pa pa" sounds, Yunshu sealed Lan Mengyu's acupoints, and the bleeding from the wound on her shoulder stopped.

Yunshu looked up at the thick miasma around him and sighed softly.

Then he picked up Lan Mengyu who had fainted on the ground, summoned the Great Wilderness Sword, and flew out of the bush forest.

After flying southeast for a while, Yunshu found an uninhabited farmyard.

He carried Lan Mengyu on his back and walked into a thatched hut in the courtyard.

Yunshu simply swept the cobwebs off a wooden bed in the hut and placed Lan Mengyu on it.

At this time, he found that Lan Mengyu's face was even paler, and his back was also wet.

Yunshu then realized that something was wrong. It turned out that Lan Mengyu was stabbed in the shoulder.

She also had a sword wound on her chest.

Yun Shu hung the Great Wilderness Sword on the head of the bed, and then input spiritual power to awaken Yu Linglong.

"You bitch, please bear witness for me that I am helping her heal her wounds and I didn't do anything to her. Don't let her misunderstand me when she wakes up and ask for my love. Then you will have another rival in love."

While Yunshu was taking off Lan Mengyu's clothes and bandaging her, he spoke to Dahuang Jian.

"You are so shameless!" Yu Linglong complained.

At this time, Yunshu's rough hands and feet accidentally touched Lan Mengyu's wound.

Lan Mengyu uttered “hmm”.

Hearing this, Yun Shu quickly chanted "Amitabha!"

"Just be unconscious, don't scream. If someone passes by outside the house, they will think I'm doing something!" Yunshu complained to the unconscious Lan Mengyu.

"Monk, do you think my scream sounds better or her scream sounds better?" Yu Linglong took the opportunity to make some noise.

Yun Shu did not answer Yu Linglong. He was a little panicked now, and his breathing was a little rapid.

The main thing was that there was something white in front of his eyes, which made Yunshu feel dizzy.

However, he soon finished bandaging it.

After he put Lan Mengyu down steadily, he walked to the door and sat down.

Calm mood.

"Monk?" Yu Linglong.

"Hmm?" Yun Shu.

"Is it big?" Yu Linglong.

"Get out!" Yun Shu.

Oh shit! My heart is beating faster. How can I calm down?

What a cheap bitch!

It was not until the next morning that Lan Mengyu woke up quietly.

She looked at the bald man who was grinning at her and let out a scream that pierced her eardrums.

"what!"

In a panic, Yun Shu quickly input spiritual power into the Great Wilderness Sword to awaken Yu Linglong.

"Sister!" Yu Linglong spoke to Lan Mengyu gently.

Lan Mengyu, who had just sat up, nervously moved back: "You...you...how can you speak!"

"I am the sword spirit!" Yu Linglong said truthfully.

Lan Mengyu then breathed a sigh of relief and sat down with peace of mind.

"Last night, you were slept with by this silver monk!" Yu Linglong said after seeing that Lan Mengyu's emotions had stabilized.

Yunshu:!!!

Lan Mengyu:!!!

"Ah!" With a loud scream, Lan Mengyu took out her small whip and whipped Yunshu hard.

"You bitch! What nonsense are you talking about!" Yun Shu dodged the whip while roaring at the Great Wilderness Sword.

"Hahahaha..." Yu Linglong's hearty laughter came from the Great Wilderness Sword.

I don’t know how long it took, but Lan Mengyu sat back on the wooden bed, panting, holding a whip, and began to cry.

Yunshu didn't think it was a big deal to be whipped.

Instead, in this situation now, he could only scratch his head and smile bitterly.

"Hey, hey, hey, okay girl, I was just joking. That bald guy didn't do anything to you!" At this time, Yu Linglong spoke up and told the truth.

Lan Mengyu ignored Yu Linglong and cried louder and louder.

From the soft crying at the beginning, it turned into loud crying at the end.

She seemed to be venting some emotion, or some grievance.

"Silly brother, what should we do?" Even Yu Linglong was at a loss, so she asked Xiang Yunshu.

"It's all because of you. You talked nonsense from the beginning. How do you think I should explain it now?" Yun Shu complained to Yu Linglong.

Unexpectedly, Lan Mengyu suddenly stopped crying.

She said to Yun Shu and Yu Linglong: "Actually, I know that Master Yun didn't do anything to me."

"Ah? You knew? Then why did you whip me with a whip?" Yun Shu asked loudly.

"I just want to vent!" Lan Mengyu replied.

"Fuck!" Yun Shu yelled in annoyance.

After a while, Yunshu saw that Lan Mengyu had completely calmed down.

He asked, "Can you tell me now what happened?"