NABC Chapter 142 Fat Aunt
Chapter 142 Fat Aunt
"Senior Sister, I have to go to the bathroom urgently, I'll leave first!" After Zhu Fengxi said this behind Fang Qingyi, he fled from the spirit beast competition arena at the speed of light.
The fat lady was anxious. She shouted, "Little white face, where are you running to!"
Suddenly, smoke appeared under her feet and she rose into the air, chasing in the direction of Zhu Fengxi.
"Hiss... This fat mom is actually at the twelfth level of Qi Refining Stage!" This movement of the fat lady directly exposed her cultivation level.
Everyone was amazed.
"Senior Sister, is Senior Brother okay? Do you want us to go and help him?" Liu Yue'er asked Fang Qingyi worriedly.
"It's okay." Fang Qingyi patted Liu Yue'er's shoulder.
People from other sects didn't care whether Zhu Fengxi was okay or not.
The disciples of Taihu Xianmen said to Jian Nancun, "You are a dog from the Diando Sect. Your talent display is not up to standard this time!"
"Ah?" Jian Nancun and Mo Jiaojiao were horrified when they heard this.
Sect Leader Yunshu has always been nice to me, but I can't even complete this simple task, and I will be too embarrassed to see him when I go back.
Sang Biao was more panicked than the other two. He was not afraid of being embarrassed to face Yun Shu, but he was afraid of not completing the task and being put in the hot pot!
"Woof woof woof! Why am I unqualified, you little punk!" Sang Biao spoke directly to the disciples of Taihu Xianmen and started scolding them.
"Fuck! This dog can actually speak human language?"
"That's awesome!"
"This upside-down door is amazing!"
The people around the ring were all surprised to hear the dog speaking human language!
The Taihu Xianmen disciple who had just announced that Sang Biao had failed the test stood on the stage in a daze.
He looked back at his fellow disciples behind him for help.
After a moment, he spoke again: "The inverted door dog, your talent display is qualified, enter the next round!"
After announcing the result of Sang Biao, he clasped his fists to the surrounding monks and said, "Today's spiritual intelligence screening is all over. Now let's proceed to the last item of the day, the drawing of lots."
"Draw lots?" someone asked.
"Yes, opponents will be drawn for the spirit beasts that pass the test today. Tomorrow's competition will be conducted in the form of two-on-two duels." The disciple of Taihu Xianmen explained patiently.
"Isn't this the same as the arena over there? Still fighting and killing?" asked the Qingyun Sect disciple.
"No, don't worry, we are here to compete with intelligence, we won't fight or kill."
"Everyone, please come up and draw lots!" Another disciple from Taihu Xianmen brought a lottery box to the stage.
Unfortunately, the opponent that Jian Nancun drew for Sang Biao was the three-tailed fox from the Spirit Beast Sect.
"I'm knocking! You went to the toilet without washing your hands!" After leaving these words to Jian Nancun, Sang Biao walked back to the dilapidated temple by himself.
Jian Nancun spread his hands in front of him, stared at them for a while, and said, "Wash them!"
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The dilapidated temple in the west of the city has been there since Xiao Yunyan's family moved to Taihu Xianmen.
Without the chirping of the little swallows, the courtyard of the dilapidated temple became much quieter.
Yun Shu just received ten thousand spirit stones as dividends from Mo Beibei for testing his spiritual roots.
I feel so happy in my heart!
He was lying on a newly bought recliner at the moment, enjoying this rare quiet time in a good mood.
"Stinky little brother, why did you come here to disrupt the Taihu Immortal Conference this time?" Yu Linglong's voice came from the Great Wilderness Sword beside Yun Shu.
"What do you mean by disaster?" Yun Shu asked unconvinced.
"Think back to yourself. Every time you go to a new place, don't you cause chaos there?"
"Where is it?"
"Chang'an City, look at Miss Lin, she was having a martial arts competition to find a husband, but you messed her up like that?"
"Beijing City, the Dragon and Snake Gang's meeting was going well, but what happened in the end?"
"When they came to the Five Poison Sect, they changed their last names!"
"Are you going to tear down the city walls of Taihu City this time?"
"How is that possible? Didn't I go to all these places just for you?" Yun Shu defended.
"for me?"
"Of course, I came to Taihu City for one of the seven things!"
"With these seven things, you can rescue Master Old Ghost, and Master Old Ghost can rescue you!" Yun Shu continued to explain.
"You keep saying you want to save me, but I suspect that's just an excuse. Your ultimate goal is to rescue your master and then have sex with him!" Yu Linglong made up a story.
"Puff!" Yun Shu spat out the tea he had just drunk.
"Don't talk nonsense. Even if I find a 200-pound fat lady, I won't do anything stupid!" Yunshu emphasized that his orientation was correct.
Mention Aunt Fat and she will appear.
Not long after Yunshu finished speaking, a 200-pound fat lady chased a young hunk and broke into the yard where Yunshu was.
The young man looks familiar.
Yun Shu looked closely and found that it was actually the junior brother of Lao Fang from Baiyun Immortal Sect, Zhu Fengxi.
Yun Shu looked at Zhu Fengxi, who was panting and coming to him, and asked, "What happened? Did you steal her underwear?"
Zhu Fengxi: "...@￥*@%*\u0026￥%..."
"Little bald head, I advise you not to meddle in other people's business!" The fat lady panted and threatened Yunshu.
"Amitabha, I don't like to meddle in other people's affairs. Please do as you please, donors!" Yun Shu stood up from the recliner and clasped his hands together.
"Senior Brother Yun?" Zhu Fengxi asked anxiously.
"If you two want to get passionate, there is a bed in the room." Yun Shu put his hands together again.
"Senior Brother Yun, if you continue like this, I will tell Senior Sister Fang that it was actually you..." Zhu Fengxi was anxious and he almost told the truth.
Yunshu interrupted him immediately: "Amitabha, so it's Brother Zhu, the Buddha said it cannot be said, it cannot be said!"
The fat lady put her hands on her hips and said, "So you two know each other. What's the matter, little monk? Do you want to help him?"
She didn't take Yunshu seriously at all.
"Yeah!" Yunshu nodded, then got ready to fight.
He hasn't fought for a long time and has recovered well recently, so he needs to stretch his muscles.
"Come on, fat woman!" Yun Shu said provocatively.
"Hmph! Little bald head, do you think I don't know your trick? Fighting is strictly prohibited in Taihu City. You want to seduce me into fighting so that the patrol team can arrest me." The fat lady did not fall for Yunshu's trick.
"Sister, don't talk nonsense, I didn't seduce you!"
"Then why did you let this handsome boy bring me here?" the fat lady asked with her arms folded across her chest.
"Did I arrange for you to seduce her here?" Yun Shu turned and asked Zhu Fengxi.
Zhu Fengxi shook his head, then he felt dizzy and passed out.
Yunshu hurriedly stepped forward, supported Zhu Fengxi, and then placed him on his recliner.
Then he stood up and looked at the fat lady: "This medicine from the Five Poison Sect isn't very effective. It took so long for me to faint!"
"Shu boy, what do you want from me? Can't you just come to me directly? Why do you have to use such boring tricks?" The fat lady scolded Yunshu.
"Aunt Fat, please don't be so heartless. After all, you and my master have a relationship. I'm just looking for you to inquire about something, not to do anything else." Yun Shu said with a smile.
He seems to know this fat lady.
"What do you mean by that? If you keep talking nonsense, I'll tear your stinky mouth apart!" The fat lady was furious and cursed angrily.
"No, no, no, Xiaoshu knows he was wrong." Yunshu smiled and begged for mercy.
"Tell me, what do you want to know?" Aunt Fat rolled her eyes.
"I want to know the news about the Colorful Wings!"