NABC Chapter 1 Traveling like a kite
Chapter 1 Traveling like a kite
At 2013:10 a.m. on Monday, October 21, 7, Beijing time, Li Shizhen turned off the alarm clock on his mobile phone, got up to wash up according to his usual habits, and then woke up the other three people in the dormitory one by one.Amid all kinds of entangled turning over, confused sleepy eyes, and complaints about sleeping for a few more minutes, Li Shizhen said calmly: "Today, the squad leader organized a trip to the Pengxia Reservoir. Yesterday she said that those who were late would go to the Student's Day."
The other three let out a scream at the same time, and quickly rolled off the bed.Who doesn't know, the student's day of your department is real.Strange, especially their class. Under the leadership of the class leader, Queen, they toss boys without tossing others. The year before last, men dressed as women to walk the catwalk. The boys with handsome looks and small bones are better. Putting on makeup and wearing skirts can still It's a bit like European and American model workers. Those who are originally big and three thick have specially chosen the brightest and most revealing clothes, which is called a torture to the audience's attention. For the specific image, please refer to Ru Hua in the movie of Master Xing.
Last year, it was cosplaying a certain anime, and satirized a certain teacher's class. As a result, seven of the eight people who were on stage at that time failed the class. The lines were so sharp that passers-by were lying on their guns. The teacher couldn't catch the scriptwriter but he could Not an actor?This year, I don't know what kind of weird idea is waiting, the point is, when these poor kids didn't choose a role, they came up with more and more ruthless ideas, and when it came time to choose a role, they raced one by one.In the second year, those who have been punished will come up with a more ruthless idea, and those who have not been punished have nothing to do with it and will come up with a ruthless idea to see a joke.This is called not being able to die.
Three pairs of misty eyes looked at Li Shizhen with jealous death at the same time. As a class grass or even a tie grass, Li Shizhen was real.Good luck, every year he is not on the blacklist to be tortured. In Her Lady Queen's original words, the whole class is just such a Chinese paper that can support the appearance, so let's be more merciful, don't destroy the class grass in the hearts of the younger brothers and younger sisters The image of a male god.What I didn't say is that Li Shizhen will really become a detachment of women if the scene of our class is full of yin and yang, and Li Shizhen will really become a women's army. Programming, sister paper, presentation, sister paper, fooling with the professor or sister paper !Although the number of people at work is basically 1:1, but in terms of momentum, it is really a women's army, moving forward~~~~~ Of course, Li Shizhen does have this capital. The admissions teacher fooled this "one-size-fits-all" major. He should continue to let the geniuses look up to him in the mathematics department. He accumulated various A+ credits, so that the No. 2 students could not have the desire to challenge at all; Solo is no problem at all, what is even more speechless is that you are a prince-like man who can also play the guitar, an important tool for popular campus boys to hook up with girls, can you give them a way to survive; sports, basketball, etc. are in the department It's no problem for the team to be a point guard. He doesn't have any pressure when there are fewer forwards in a football game. Often when Bancao appears on the court, even the opponent's sister paper will scream for his goal. Yes do not have.
Generally speaking, this kind of perfect non-human will always have some personality or personality flaws, but they don't, as if they were born to interpret what is perfect, treat classmates with kindness and friendliness, treat teachers with respect and courtesy, and are willing to help others. Even if you are always number one, you are still diligent. Even if you play Dota occasionally to watch the game, you can ensure that you go to bed early and get up early without delaying your morning exercise. Tell me, what do we mortals do? !
In the atmosphere where the girls in the class are strong, Li Shizhen is indeed a character like Yibao in the class. You don't have it. You can hold up half the sky by yourself. You don't have a status. You don't have a person like him. The public enemy of men, there is no such thing. For three years, the three of them slept together under his light and tried to seduce the younger sister. In the end, the younger sister tried to hook up with Li Shizhen through them. Envy, jealousy and hatred Ah, is there any? !
Li Shizhen has been immune to this kind of gaze for three years. Seeing them all get up, he started to pack his backpack when he achieved his goal. The Pengxia Reservoir is not too far away in the suburbs, and the drive takes more than two hours. The squad leader packed it in advance After getting in the car, we will start at eight o'clock.After looking at the outfit that is suitable for mountaineering, he is also wearing hiking shoes, jeans and a jacket. Li Shizhen doesn't know why, his eyelids are jumping very fast, as if he doesn't know what is going to happen look.She slapped her forehead, and Her Majesty the Queen told her to bring a lighter. During the class committee meeting yesterday, she said that a girl was going to celebrate her birthday today, and it happened that the girl brought a cake, so he, the school committee, was responsible for bringing a lighter so as not to light it in the wilderness. No candles.
Around ten o'clock, the group arrived at the destination happily. The mountains and rivers are green, the sky is high and the land is wide. The mountains in the north are not as round as those in the south. Even the high mountains have a kind of maternal nature. "The peaks and mountains are like gathering, the waves are like anger" is absolutely realistic.
But the strange thing is that when Li Shizhen saw such a majestic landscape, it should be pleasing to the eye, but his eyelids kept twitching, which made him lose his mind for outings.
The queen in front was already roaring on the hillside: "It's okay for you to stay up all night with programming, but if you play Dota, your eyes will shine. No matter how you climb a mountain, you will be so ink-stained, like a bitch!"
All the weak men wiped off their sweat and could only say in their hearts that Her Majesty the Queen is true.Female Han Zhi, let us Han Zhi look up to you! QAQ Her Majesty the Queen also called someone by name and criticized someone: "Li Shizhen, why do you look so listless? You don't always stay up late and play the whole game. Speed up!" Come up and get your bags!"
In the sympathetic eyes of the crowd, Li Shizhen stepped forward calmly. You must know that habit is a terrible force. As the only boy in the class who supports half the sky, he has long been used to carrying the big tripod when he is working hard, and he is completely stress-free.
At that time, Her Majesty the Queen had already occupied another mountain with a group of tough girls. Li Shizhen stepped on a ridge and passed by. hill.When he stepped on it, a round stone suddenly appeared under his feet. Coupled with the dry and fine sand in the north, the slipperiness was comparable to the mossy stones by the river in the south. He tried to open his body Keeping his balance, a gust of six-level wind blew across the canyon. Li Shizhen, who was stretched out, was blown down the ridge like a kite because of his large and not very breathable jacket.Li Shizhen, who rolled down the canyon, was still thinking, wondering if this is considered a work-related injury, after all, he fell while carrying his sister's bag...