scumbag egg

Chapter 8...

"What what? The colonel doesn't wear a condom?"

"Ah, it turns out that no one has conceived his child for so many years because he is barren."

"Yes, yes, without a condom, none of the people he slept with, including the mermaid, were pregnant. He definitely has infertility."

"Well, I thought it was my problem. It turns out that the reason why I can't conceive a baby is because the colonel has infertility..."

After that day, the Colonel having sex without a condom has become an after-dinner chat on Planet Lala, and basically every household is discussing it secretly.

In Lala Star, the angel family is extremely precious. In the entire Lala Star, no, it can be said that there are only two pureblood angels in the entire galaxy.

One is His Majesty the Emperor of Lala Star, a legend who is not old. He is very old, but he looks like a young man, and the holy light on him can bring infinite glory to Lala Star.

The other one is Colonel Nalan, speaking of this guy...

He is a pure-blooded angel, but unfortunately he is extremely arrogant and scumbag. It can be said that his lovers are all over the entire galaxy, making people love and hate, but His Majesty the Emperor is very infatuated. Many people envy His Highness Xia Zuo,

In addition to the two pure-blooded angels, there are also two mixed-blooded angels, one with the blood of the Zerg and one with the blood of the Snake Demon. The former is the little prince, and the latter is the little prince's follower.

His Majesty the Emperor wants to expand the power of the Angel Clan, because the Angel Clan is born with magic and is the most powerful backing for the country's military. In this era of mechanization, if there is magic protection, then Lala Star is basically unmanned. Can be the enemy.

His Majesty the Emperor promulgated regulations, if anyone can give birth to a little angel, the money for raising the angel will be paid by the treasury, and a very attractive subsidy will be given.

Everyone wanted to climb up to the bed of His Majesty the Emperor, but they found that the Emperor had struck him with lightning before reaching the edge of the bed, so they shifted their target, because Nalan is basically the kind of person who will climb on it as long as he is human... …

At that time, Nalan became a colonel, and the snake demon also gave birth to an angel. Then, Nalan kicked the snake demon, and everyone was lucky. This important task has to be carried out by the little prince.

Twenty years have passed, and Nalan has not conceived any man other than Keller, nor has the mermaid, so people suspect that he has infertility.

Depend on! !

Nalan angrily smashed the newspaper in his hand on the table, his chest heaved up and down due to excitement...

What does it mean that he has infertility, shit, so how did Keller get the baby?

Also, that dead snake demon, how can such private things be said in public?What's more, he only does things with him without condoms...

They brought everything else, but when they had fun, they forgot to check if he was wearing a condom. He could swear to the little prince that he was really wearing a condom...

Thinking of that man's arrogant smile, Nalan became furious. He really wanted to press him down and trample him hard, to see if he dared to disobey him?

Thinking of this, his lower abdomen began to burn hot, and Nalan's face became even darker. He was not interested in this Keller before, because he didn't have to think about it. If he opened his trousers, there would definitely be a pair of Black panties.

Not to mention, he is still stingy, a mother-in-law, and a gossip, if he hadn't been in urgent need of venting, he wouldn't have had a relationship with such a man, except for the money, of course.

A few days ago, Keller suddenly appeared under his body, his cheeks were flushed, and the corners of his mouth were full of moans. Nalan felt that his place was about to explode in pain...

Well, although he didn't want to admit it, he was indeed interested in Keller, and it was extremely strong.

Give him another chance to redeem his sins, as long as he is willing to obediently come back and fuck him, he will stop yelling at him. This is his final bottom line...

Picking up the phone, he dialed that person's number. In fact, he rarely took the initiative to call him. It seemed that this was the first time he took the initiative to call him this year...

After the phone rang twice, it was connected. Nalan said very unnaturally: "Come to my house, I want to fuck you."

Keller was taking a bath at that time, this time the red wine bath, the water in the whole bath plus the special rose wine, the bath with automatic constant temperature, the whole bath is full of wine fragrance and a touch of rose smell, very tempting people……

He lazily took a sip of the red wine in the crystal glass, and then lazily said: "Hello..."

"Come to my house." The tone of the order displeased Keller, but what was even more irritating was that the other party turned out to be that cheap angel. At the end, the other party added: "I'll give you 10 minutes."

"Damn!!" Keller was so angry that he drank the whole glass of red wine, "I'm not free."

The other party was obviously taken aback, but still held back his anger: "Are you coming?"

Keller's face became even redder, as if it was covered with a veil at this moment, he said impatiently: "There is something wrong, I have said it several times, if you don't come, you won't come."

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone without hesitation, and got into the water angrily.

I don't know if this snake demon was a water snake before it turned into a human form?He was able to breathe freely in the water, and the phone rang again. Keller continued to sink in the water, out of sight and out of mind. Let's see how long the other party can last?

Nalan is a very stubborn person, the other party refused to answer his call, and even dared to hang up on him. Well, this guy has grown up, so he continued to make a series of deadly calls...

The phone rang for more than ten minutes, one after another, with vibrations, Keller felt his bath was shaken out of the vortex, got out of the water angrily, picked up the phone and scolded: "What the hell are you doing?" What do you want to do?"

Hearing Keller's bad tone, Nalan wanted to coax him for the first time, so he lowered his voice, "Do you have time tonight?"

Keller got up from the bath, wrapped himself in a towel, and said coldly, "I have something to do tonight."

When Nalan heard this, he became angry. It was rare for him to be nice to him. This guy didn't know how to flatter him.How dare you refuse his invitation...

"Hey..." Nalan took a deep breath and said, "You are trying to seduce me, I admit, you have successfully aroused my interest, I will give you a chance to come to my house in 10 minutes. "

Keller gritted his teeth and looked at himself in the mirror, as if it was Nalan, almost wanting to swallow him into his stomach, what do you mean by giving him a chance?It's ridiculous.

Keller suddenly had a feeling that he wanted to deal with him. Suddenly, his eyes rolled, and an evil thought grew in his mind.

"Then you have to wait for me." Keller resisted the disgusting feeling, imitating the sissy tone and acting like a baby.

Sure enough, as he expected, this guy just wanted to play hard to get with him. On the other side of the phone, Nalan had no idea what Keller was up to.

"Why don't you wait a little longer, half an hour, I want to dress myself up..."

"Okay." In fact, Keller did look quite pretty in her attire.

"Then take off your clothes and wait for me on the bed now. Remember, don't cover yourself with a quilt. It's best to lower the temperature in the room..."

"why?"

"Because... because they want to use their own body to warm you..." Keller felt like he was going to throw up, and he was so impressed that he could say such disgusting words.

Hearing this, Nalan regained his energy immediately, took off his clothes in twos and twos, lowered the temperature in the room to the lowest, and said calmly, "Well, okay, I'll wait for you."

"You have to turn yourself cold, then we will have a hot night." Keller did not forget to remind.

"Got it, got it, wordy."

Nalan hung up the phone, took off his underwear, and flew very high, almost touching the roof, then suddenly retracted his wings, his whole body began to fall, and finally lay down on the big bed in a large font.

Well, that means he's excited...

Speaking of which, Keller dried his hair, changed into flirty clothes and pants, and planned to go out to find a partner for the night, so he looked so happy.

It was still the nightclub from last time. As soon as Keller entered, his amber eyes scanned the place, wondering who his partner should be looking for later.

At this time, someone patted him on the back, and Keller was overjoyed. Look, a fish was hooked.

Putting on a charming smile, Keller turned around slowly, blinked his eyes, and started a series of electric discharges: "This... um... Sir, what's the matter?"

In fact, the other party was a boy who looked about 16 years old...

The boy was wearing a very casual T-shirt and casual jeans. In Lala Star, few people dressed like this. It looked weird to others, but Keller didn't think it was, but felt that he was pulling La Xing was relieved to see such casual attire.

The boy has soft short chestnut hair, a pair of chestnut eyes that look very childish, and there is a small dimple at the corner of his mouth when he smiles, just...he likes...

The young man laughed, his beautiful eyes narrowed into a crescent shape, his cheeks were reddish, and he said awkwardly, "Sir, can I buy you a glass of wine?"

Someone came to hang himself, and Keller's vanity was greatly satisfied, but he still looked at the boy cautiously and said, "I am number zero."

A gleam of joy flashed in the boy's eyes: "I am number one."

With such a beautiful young man who is willing to love him, Keller is naturally very happy, but he still pretends not to care about the young man. The young man is still young, and when Keller looks at him like that, his face turns even redder...

It was a very shy child, Keller squinted his eyes, then leaned closer and asked, "Just have a drink, let's go..."

The hint was obvious, the boy's face was as red as a tomato.

Keller likes this child very much. He is very considerate. He is good-looking and has such a good personality. He can stand his own bad temper. He is a good choice to be a partner. Everyone falls asleep and decides who to be with after seeing who is good.

After drinking, the two walked out of the nightclub in a tacit understanding. The boy asked, "Do you want to go to my house?"

Keller was taken aback, who would take the 419 subject home?So he hurriedly waved his hands: "No, no, just go to the hotel."

The boy seemed to be relieved, and walked with Keller a little nervously.

I came to the hotel closest to the nightclub and opened a luxurious double suite. The money, of course, was paid by the boy, but he couldn't take out a single gold coin...

As soon as they entered the room, the two embraced and kissed each other. The kiss was very gentle. The tip of their tongues scurried around in his mouth like a flexible little snake. With the friction between their bodies, the two of them became very excited...

When the two of them were naked on the bed, Keller reminded himself that he must remind the other party to wear a condom, and after thinking about it, he stretched out his hand to the cabinet beside the bed.

When Keller's hand touched the boy's hand, both of them laughed at the same time. The boy snatched the bag first, then tore the seal with his teeth, his chestnut eyes squinted at him, and Keller had a strange look. Feel……

Then, the boy took out that very evil thing, and put a set on his organ...

"..."

"..."

Keller softened very weakly, and the boy's eyes widened in astonishment...

At this time, noises came from outside the window, including the sound of cars, airplanes, and footsteps. Not to mention, the originally dark room was suddenly illuminated by lights...

The two people in the room were still in a daze when they heard someone outside the window holding a walkie-talkie and saying, "We are the anti-pornography brigade, people inside pay attention, raise your hands, be lenient when confessing, and be strict when resisting..."

The author has something to say: Did this chapter make everyone laugh?kindness?Haha, wash your eyes for nothing, and code after washing. Don’t be lazy, everyone, just bubble up~~O(∩_∩)O~