scumbag egg

Chapter 2...

Xu Chen remembered that he was killed by Xia Tian, ​​but why did he come back alive?Moreover, why doesn't he know these people in front of him?

"dad."

"Deacon..." The two looked at him worriedly.

At this time, another child flew over from nowhere, his hair was silver, and a pair of big lavender eyes blinked and looked at him for a while, then sighed, pulled the boy and said, "Mom, I think the head of the snake demon deacon is pretty good, save it, and follow Nalan to the death."

The young man thought for a while, and felt that what his son said made sense, so he nodded immediately, while the other boy with vertical pupils puffed up his cheeks and thought for a while, then said: "Yes, because of his past deeds, I am so scared." I can’t hold my head up in front of my classmates, so I forget it, lest I be laughed at by those guys again.”

Everyone agreed that his amnesia was a good thing.

"Hey..." Xu Chen frowned in dissatisfaction. Why do these people look at themselves like trash?

"Father, give me a little bit of courage this time, you know?" The boy with vertical pupils bulged his cheeks, and there was an old-fashioned look on his childish face.

"Father?" Xu Chen was completely stunned. He didn't remember that he had a son with a woman, and he still had wings.

At this time, the boy with vertical pupils immediately burst into tears, and looked at the boy next to him: "Your Highness, what should I do, my father has forgotten me too."

Xu Chen only felt that what was happening in front of him was like an e-book with garbled characters. He immediately closed his eyes and sorted out his thoughts, hoping that when he opened his eyes again, he would see his own sky picture.

Opening his eyes again, he was in despair, as if Xia Tian had stabbed a dagger in his chest, because he still saw two flying children and a handsome young man.

Who will tell him what is going on?

The young man was still thoughtful, and said with a smile, "Hello, Mr. Keller Lake, I am Xia Zuo Natra, the queen husband of Planet Lala, and the king of Planet Chongchong."

"..."

"And you are the deacon of our family." The young man explained patiently.Then he grabbed the boy with vertical pupils and brought him in front of him, saying, "This is your son, he was born not with a mermaid, but by yourself."

Xu Chen completely collapsed, what did he mean?How did he give birth without a uterus?Could it be that he was reborn into a woman?He touched his chest in horror, it was fine and flat, and then he touched the space between his legs, it was okay, the lifeblood was there, and he breathed out.

Xia Zuo watched him touch left and right, blinked his eyes, and said, "That's right, because of Nalan's relationship, even if you are a man, you will have children."

Xu Chen was stunned and anxious.

What does it mean that men can also have children?

Finally, Xu Chen fainted again in shock, thinking to himself, it's fine if he fainted, as long as he wakes up again, he lies on his little bed, and what happened just now is all a dream, how good would it be?

……

God did not miss him. When he woke up again, he was still in this strange world, with a son and a teenager by his side.

In the past, some time-travel or rebirth novels were popular on the Internet. When he saw them, he would always scoff. He thought it was unrealistic. How could such incredible things happen in this world?

However, this kind of thing happened to me.

The most embarrassing thing for him is that he was reborn on a very cheap 0. Xu Chen has always been a scumbag because he didn't want to have relationships with others. That kind of thing is like heroin. Once you get on it, you can't quit it , until because it will scare him all over his body...

I heard that this bitch likes an angel. Although he really doesn't want to believe that there are such things as angels in this world, there are indeed, and the emperor of Lala Star can prove it.

He likes an angel. At the beginning, he raised that little boy, but later when the boy became successful, he dumped him. That angel hugged him left and right, and lived a very chic life, but what about him?Stay alone.

He is like a servant, helping him with everything every day, even giving birth to a child for him, but that guy doesn't even want to be with him at all, he still spends his days and nights, as if this matter has nothing to do with him land.

Let alone that, when that man was hugging left and right, he still followed him humblely. Anyway, he was very cheap, so cheap that he was scum, and others hurt him like that. Lai followed others.

No, he went to that man again two days ago, and said that as long as he fucked him one last time, he would never pester him again. In fact, he wanted to use good bed skills to trap this man, but man He is better than him, if he falls on him, he will leave, and he will force him to die...

So, such a bloody thing happened.

After hearing these stories, Xu Chen was too embarrassed to go out, for fear that others would call him a bitch.

His name is Keller Lake, what a domineering name, and he is tall and slender. Although he is a little thin, he is not charming at all, but has a serious feeling.

In a pair of amber eyes, there are rare vertical pupils. The short silver hair looks like it hasn't been taken care of for a long time, and it feels old-fashioned no matter how you comb it.

Although he looks pretty good, with a pointed oval face, but because of long-term depression, his skin is dull and lacks any brilliance. He is obviously very young, but he looks like he is fast approaching middle age.

Not to mention what to wear, a wardrobe is full of black suits, the only thing that brings highlights to the black clothes is the white shirt, the most terrifying thing is that the styles are all the same, including the underwear.

How can such a man arouse the sexual interest of other men?Xu Chen felt that it was a wise choice for that man to dump him, since being with a man in black every day would definitely make him feel very depressed.

What made him even more depressed was that his tongue...

Although this body is a snake demon, why does Mao spit out snake letters when he is excited?Uh, it's scary, what if one day it turns into a big white snake?

With a feeling of apprehension, he lived in Lala Star for almost a week.

This week, his boss, His Royal Highness Xia Zuo, came to see him basically every day, and even brought His Royal Highness along, which satisfied his great vanity.

This week, living a life of abstinence like a monk, he felt that he could no longer degenerate like this. He was killed by Xia Tian before his death because he was not scumbag enough, and he still had a little old love for that person, so he let him succeed.

God gave him a chance to be born again, and he wanted to stick to the scum to the end.

If he is scum to the extreme, he will be invincible in the world, and when the time comes, no one can do anything to him.

With such a mood in mind, Xu Chen plans to plan his future carefully.

He found Qiuqiu, who was his son, and had the following conversation.

Xu Chen: "Qiuqiu, do you know where father's passbook is kept?"

Qiuqiu blinked: "Dad, did you forget? When Nalan celebrated his birthday last month, you bought a car for him with all your savings."

Xu Chen: "..."

After scolding him half to death in his heart, he was completely desperate. He must work hard to earn money, and dress himself up like a human being. He really couldn't stand it like this.

Qiuqiu is a fairly well-behaved child. Although he is a bit stinky, this guy is his only relative in this world, and he wants to cherish it.

He intends to cheer up and work hard, although he is very reluctant to wear those dull clothes, but he still wears them, there is no way, he can't let himself run naked.

Putting on his clothes and tying his bow tie, he dutifully started to work.

He is the deacon of the emperor's family, and his job is very easy, that is, he will always serve by His Highness Xia Zuo's side.

After Qiuqiu took him to familiarize himself with the castle again, he met Xia Zuo in the kitchen. He was wearing a white dress and was cooking food seriously. He immediately leaned over and said, "Your Highness, let me come."

Xia Zuo blinked his eyes in fright, and said, "It's fine if I come, Alphonse likes to eat the food I cook." After turning over the dragon meat in the frying pan, he said, "Like! , is your head still hurting?"

Although His Royal Highness Xia Zuo has given birth to two children, he does look like a boy of seventeen or eighteen years old. Those big eyes always look so cute and pitiful. Such a person cannot be hated. .

"It's okay, it won't hurt anymore," he said.

Xia Zuo narrowed his eyes and said, "That's good, don't you want to rest for two more days?"

He said, "It's okay, I want to serve you well."

"..."

His eyes are wide open, is there something wrong?Isn't that what a deacon should do?Why did you look at yourself with such eyes? Afterwards, Xia Zuo's eyes were full of sympathy: "Hey, Keller, let me introduce you to a good man. Don't pester Nalan anymore. He is a bad person." .”

Fuck, he cursed in his heart, he wouldn't be so cheap, he's not the kind of person who would hang himself on a tree, he could still live for a thousand years, his goal is, to Put all the men to bed.

"I'll never be mean again." He said seriously.

Xia Zuo sighed, and said, "You said the same thing last time, and it was the same last time. Look, how many times have you been cheap."

"..."

Since there is nothing else to do, he plans to go to the kitchen to find some fruits and vegetables to make a mask, so as to improve the skin of this body, so as not to catch a good man in the future.

Xia Zuo stopped cooking, turned his head, and asked, "Keller, do you want to go shopping?"

In fact, he is a very good boss, how can he be sympathetic to the mood of the staff, he just attempted suicide, the most important thing now is to relax, so taking him shopping is also a pretty good choice.

Xu Chen shouted in his heart thinking...

Although he wanted to say that, but he was penniless, so he could only lower his head and say cheekily: "You know, I have no money."

Xia Zuo blinked mysteriously, and said, "Fortunately, I had a hunch, so every time I paid you, I deducted one hundred gold coins, so that you would not spend the money on Nalan again. , I don’t have money to buy candy for Qiuqiu.”

Xu Chen: "..."

How cheap is this man...

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