Chapter 36
Chapter 36
After the party was over, everyone officially ushered in the summer vacation. Cheng Tiao returned to his hometown of H province on the second day of the vacation. At that time, he casually mentioned in the class group that he went back to his hometown to escape the summer heat.Then I don't know which soul passed it on to Blind Chicken. His family built him a summer resort in H province.
In this regard, Prince Cheng said that he had nothing to say.
"Why are you in a daze, kid? Hurry up and pick up the garlic." Yan Sizhou threw a pot of garlic on the stone table in the yard, and shouted at Cheng Tiao.
Yan Sizhou is Cheng Tiao's younger uncle. Although he is 16 years older than him, he is still a bachelor.
Cheng Tiao was sitting on the swing watching anime with his mobile phone. Hearing this, he glanced at him lazily: "I don't want it. Grandma asked you to pick it up, but didn't let me do it. And I don't like the smell."
Yan Sizhou pointed at him with some amusement and nodded twice: "I'm your uncle, can't you be more filial!"
"My grandma is still your mother, can't you be more filial to her?" Cheng Tiao said, swinging his feet slowly.
Yan Sizhou had no choice but to sit in the yard without a temper and lower his head to chop garlic silently. He also understood that he was at home, and indeed he was at the bottom of the food chain.
So he turned his head and began to discuss with his nephew again: "Tiao'er, why don't you pick up this pot of garlic, and uncle will take you to the city to play tomorrow."
"Where do I want to go, don't I know the way myself?" Cheng Tiao sneered and said to him.
"Cheng Youxiu, the lychees in your yard are all ripe and hanging over our house, let me pick some." A boy's voice suddenly came from next door.
Cheng Tiao subconsciously grabbed a pebble from the ground and threw it to the opposite side, cursing loudly: "Your uncle, I told you not to call me that!"
But in the next second, he suddenly stopped, then turned his head and looked at his little uncle quietly, and they both saw the light in each other's eyes.
Yan Sizhou immediately threw the garlic in his hand into the basin. After jumping on the spot twice, he climbed up the two-meter-long wall with the strength of his run-up.
Then, he looked condescendingly at the boy holding scissors and baskets on the other side of the wall, and gradually showed a kind smile under the astonished eyes of the other party.
"Damn." When Qi Huangxuan was pressed on the stool to pick up garlic, his heart was still broken.
He knew that he shouldn't be polite to these two animals. He just picked a few and couldn't eat them, so he insisted on saying something more.
Cheng Tiao happily sat on the edge of the well. He bent down slowly and put half a pot of lychees in the well water to freeze, and from time to time he peeled one and stuffed one into his mouth: "Cannibals have short mouths, this is our Kindergarten teacher taught the truth."
The water in the well is cool this day, and when the water splashes on the arms, there is a cool breath. In the past, in summer evenings, Cheng Tiao and his little uncle liked to be shirtless, holding a bucket of well in the yard The water is splashed down from the head, which makes it very cool to take a shower, but now it doesn't work.
Now that surveillance cameras have been installed on the telephone poles, they are embarrassed to take a shower in the yard, shameless.
"By the way, Cheng Youxiu, I heard that you..." Before Qi Huangjuan finished speaking, Cheng Tiao splashed water on his face.The cold well water slid down his neck, making him shiver uncontrollably.
Cheng Tiao and Qi Huangxuan were the ones who had been in the same class since kindergarten, but at that time Cheng Tiao was still called Cheng Youxiu, which was indeed such a feminine name.
When he was a child, Cheng Tiao was not as effective as he is now, and he looked like a little girl, white and tender, and she cried easily. At that time, he was often bullied by other children in the kindergarten.
When it comes to the child who bullied him the hardest, Qi Huangxuan must be designated.
When she was in kindergarten, Grandma Qi basically sent something to Cheng Tiao's house every day, because his grandson made Cheng Tiao bully and cried again.The relationship between the two had been bad until they were in the fourth grade of elementary school. Of course, Cheng Tiao unilaterally hated Qi Huangxuan.
As for why they were able to play now, it started from the day Cheng Tiao learned to climb over the wall. He had carried out the matter of holding grudges since he was a child.
No one thought of what happened in the kindergarten, and Cheng Tiao actually remembered it in his heart for several years.
So on New Year's Eve of a certain year, when every household was happy and happy, Cheng Tiao took advantage of the adults setting off firecrackers outside, went over the wall and beat up Qi Huangfan who lived next door. .
At that time, the cries of the other party were strictly covered by firecrackers, which can be said to be a flawless plan.
That night, near the New Year's Eve, Qi Huangxuan was pressed to the ground and beaten up. At first, he didn't think of resisting, because he didn't think about how he had offended the guy opposite him recently.
And there is a saying in their hometown that there is no hatred between enemies every other year.So after Cheng Tiao finished beating someone up, it was officially the new year.
Later, Qi Huangjuan also went to Yan's martial arts gym to practice martial arts. At that time, the two of them were considered the youngest in the martial arts hall, and usually they could only find each other to practice with each other, so Cheng Tiao slowly practiced like this. martial arts.
And Qi Huangxuan gradually became more and more resistant to fighting.
When he was in junior high school, under Cheng Tiao's persuasion, his grandfather finally took him to the police station to change his new name, Cheng Tiao.So when Lin Jian called him Cheng Youyou, he didn't feel anything wrong, but Qi Huangxuan called him, it was indeed his black history.
"I heard your grandma said that you want to be admitted to University A?" Qi Huangxuan sneered.
Judging from the mileage in the other party's tone, it's not hard to hear the irony. At this time, he misses Lin Jian very much. He is also a god of learning, and his deskmate has full expectations of him.
But this Hun Dan who grew up with him is not as good as Lin Jian!
Generally speaking, in the eyes of teachers, there are only two kinds of students, one is good at learning, and the other is not willing to learn.Cheng Tiao and Qi Huangcan are both extremes between these two, but Cheng Tiao belongs to the type who wants to learn but can't learn well.
And Qi Huangjuan didn't want to learn, but he was the type who could take the first place in the exam with his eyes closed.This kind of beating behavior is also one of the important reasons why the other party was often asked to fight in the past.
Yan Sizhou was immersed in playing games at first, when he heard Qi Huangjuan's tone of voice, he glanced at him with some dissatisfaction:
"Hey, Xiao Qi, I don't like to listen to your tone. We jumped to say that we want to take the A college entrance examination, then we will definitely pass the exam. Don't worry, Tiao'er, if you really fail the college entrance examination, uncle will go to the A college entrance examination. Donate a lot to the campus."
Cheng Tiao: "..."
Qi Huangxuan: "..."
Do you believe that he can pass the exam, or do you not believe it?
"And you also happen to be on summer vacation, you teach us how to dance." Yan Sizhou said naturally.
Qi Huangxuan casually chuckled, put the peeled garlic in front of Cheng Tiao, turned around, climbed over the wall and returned to his courtyard.
After a while, his mocking laughter came from the next door: "Farewell, if I had picked a smart dog and taught you for such a long time, it would be admitted to high school even if it is not complete."
"........."
"Damn, do you think he's still human!" Cheng Tiao told Lin Jian about this matter when he spoke to Lin Jian.
He was sitting on the ball-shaped armchair still a little puffy, just like the puffer fish model on his bookshelf.
There is also a collection cabinet in Cheng Tiao's room, which is specially used to store his favorite things. On the top two rows, there are 30 mini versions of Pokémon figurines, among which there are more than [-] Pikachu in different poses.
Lin Jian was naturally on Cheng Tiao's side wholeheartedly, so he immediately poohed and said, "That is to say, he can't even teach a person, and he even teaches dogs. It's a good idea!"
Cheng Tiao nodded in agreement at first, but the more he thought about what the other party said, the more he felt that it didn't sound like a good thing.
He frowned and subconsciously licked his back molars. Recently, he didn't know if it was because he ate too much sugar, but he seemed to have a tendency to have tooth decay.
Hesitating for a while half lying on his master ball chair, Cheng Tiao still couldn't hold back and sent a video invitation to Lin Jian, because he wanted to show off his cool chair to the other party, and he hadn't seen it for a long time That guy is gone.
Lin Jian over there connected to the video in no time.
"Damn, you're picking up my video at the swimming pool, you're fucking sick, die soon! Otherwise, people will think you're a hooligan and secretly filmed him!" Cheng Tiao couldn't help scolding Lin Jian when he saw Lin Jian, thinking that the other party At this moment, I was wearing a pair of swimming trunks and soaking in the swimming pool to video with him.
This stinking hooligan, shameless!
Lin Jian looked at Cheng Tiao innocently, then changed the camera to the front and showed him around, before explaining, "No, I'm at my home, there is no one else."
Damn, this guy actually has a swimming pool at home!
This realization made Cheng Tiao take a deep breath, and he instantly felt that his Pokémon Legend Chair was completely worthless in front of the other party.
Lin Jian's hometown is in Kyoto. He already knew it a long time ago, and he also knows that people who live in Kyoto are basically rich or noble.
However, that guy has a hint of sand sculpture all over his body, which always makes people unconsciously ignore his external conditions.
"I'll go, Xiu'er, your chair is so cool!" Lin Jian immediately noticed the chair he was sitting on, and his eyes lit up instantly.
Cheng Tiao raised his eyebrows at him with some pride, and even controlled the buttons on the armrest to slowly turn the chair around twice, and then said with a smile: "It can still move, but only very slowly."
"Share the link with me. I want to buy one too. Are there any other styles?" Lin Jian asked curiously.
Cheng Tiao laughed softly: "You want to fart..."
"Tiao'er, it's hot now, drink more water so you don't suffer from heatstroke, and eat less lychees, that thing... Is it okay?" Yan Sizhou said while carrying a pot of boiled water and put it in Cheng Tiao's room. On the table.
As soon as he raised his head, he saw a shirtless man in his nephew's mobile phone. He was frightened and turned pale with fright.
Cheng Tiao took him by surprise, and subconsciously turned the phone upside down on the table.
After Yan Sizhou locked the door, he sat down on the bed and prepared to educate his nephew.He cleared his throat: "No, what's going on with you boy now, huh?"
"What's wrong with me?" Cheng Tiao was a little confused, not knowing why this bastard was so serious all of a sudden.
Yan Sizhou's face was a bit ugly, and his hand that pointed to Cheng Tiao's nose was still trembling slightly. He said disappointedly, "You've failed your studies outside, forgetting that your grandma is still at home? Look at the reed, why don't you lock the door?" Well, what if I scare her old man!"
Lin Jian, who was still facing the black screen on the other end of the phone, was a little confused: "???"
"I didn't watch that kind of film." Cheng Tiao's face turned red all of a sudden, but it was because he was so angry.
Yan Sizhou sighed softly, then looked at his nephew with the eyes of someone who had come here and said in a low voice: "Don't pretend, you were also so nervous when I was discovered by your grandfather when I watched the film. I know that you are a teenager at your age. Agitation is normal, but…”
"I told you I didn't watch the movie!" Cheng Tiao was so angry that he grabbed two lychees from the fruit plate and threw them on his uncle. He is a person with the burden of idols, and he can't stand this kind of grievance!
Just as Yan Sizhou was about to say something, he heard a boy's voice coming from Cheng Tiao's cell phone.
"Brother, Cheng Tiao really hasn't watched the movie, he was chatting with me just now." Lin Jian felt a little aggrieved to be regarded as the hero of the reed, but he immediately proved their innocence for their excellence.
Their Xiu'er is so out of this world, let alone that kind of movie, even watching cartoons on weekdays, they are so secretive, how could they be so bohemian in broad daylight.
Hearing this, Yan Sizhou's expression became even more indescribable. His throat rolled slightly, and he looked at his nephew in disbelief: "Are you naked, talking?"
Lin Jian: "..."
Cheng Tiao: "..."
It's better than watching a movie!
The author has something to say: Little Uncle: The child has grown up, and it is bad to learn outside
Jump: I'm not, I don't, you talk nonsense
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