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"Roy? What's in your bag? I remember you always hated carrying a bag when you went out."
"Hehe, let's go find Old Sai after we finish our patrol. I asked around last time and found out that Said can fix shoes. I'll take my old shoes to him to get them repaired."
Zhang Hao stared speechlessly at Roy, who was smiling exceptionally brightly. He could imagine how Uncle Said would look at Roy then.
"Hey, let's go, let's go and come back early, it's really hot at noon now."
Seeing that it was getting late, Roy and Zhang Hao grabbed their guns and set off. Because of the increased security in Babel Tower, the space base, and Longbow Valley, the patrol area of the GTI had been greatly reduced. They could basically just take a quick look around to see if there was anything unusual.
"Running with the wind, freedom is the direction; chasing the power of thunder and lightning..."
Roy rode his all-terrain vehicle with Zhang Hao as a passenger, speeding across the sand. He would occasionally yell out loud in front of Zhang Hao, telling him that it would relieve stress and maintain mental health, and even encouraging Zhang Hao to join him in yelling on this open space.
Of course, Zhang Hao rejected this as well. Just kidding, Zhang Hao said that he couldn't see any psychological pressure on Roy at all. This guy is a complete optimist!
"I have a little donkey that I never ride... OK! That's all done, let's go, Xiao Hao, let's go find Lao Sai to play!"
After taking a stroll around, Roy turned around and, with a whoosh, floored the accelerator under Zhang Hao's gaze, saying something to Zhang Hao behind him.
"Xiao Hao, actually I have a lot of worries too, to be honest... sigh, never mind!"
"Aaaaaaahhhhh!!! You stinky Roy, what are you doing?! Slow down! Holy crap, there's a rock in front of us!!! Ah, you're in a bad mood? I'll go back and play cards with you and you'll win, okay? If not, I'll bring Brother Wei Long over, okay? You should be happy now, right? Slow down, slow down! Holy crap, are you blind? Can't you see that huge tree in front of us?"
As Roy accelerated to the maximum speed, only a trail was left on the road and Zhang Hao let out a heartfelt scream.
"Aaaaaah!!! Roy, you better remember this: if I don't call Zoya and Luna when we get back, I'll kill you and consider myself trash."
Upon hearing this move, Roy hesitated for a moment. Damn it, Luna was alright; she had some restraint. But Zoya, that tiger girl, was going all out against him just because she knew a little about medicine. His old bones couldn't take it.
"Hey, Xiao Hao, if I slow down now, you won't tell them, right?"
"Hmph, let's see how you behave next."
Upon hearing this, Roy gradually slowed down and said to Zhang Hao with a smile:
"Hey, Xiao Hao, I was just trying to help you relax. See, your mood improved after you yelled!"
"No, I really want to beat you to death right now. You just like to bully me, but you won't come if I really want to have a fight with you."
Zhang Hao's gaze towards Luo Yi was filled with murderous intent, causing Luo Yi, who was riding his bicycle ahead, to involuntarily tremble. He then quietly uttered:
"I'll apologize to you. How about this, I'll introduce you to my daughter first. If you like her, you can call me 'Dad' when you go back. I can accept that."
"Hello, is this Sister Zoya?"
"No, Xiao Hao, I was wrong, you're my dad, okay? (;???Д??`)"
Amidst the commotion, Roy brought Zhang Hao to Dam Zero. The guards were quite familiar with Zhang Hao and Roy now, and let them pass without saying much.
As for Zhang Hao, Said directly printed out Zhang Hao's portrait and posted it on the dam's billboard, even writing "Dam Strategist, Asara Savior" in bold font.
Zhang Hao was incredibly embarrassed at the time; they were practically humiliated enough to afford a three-bedroom, two-living-room apartment.
Roy, on the other hand, became infamous among all the goalkeepers, who even dubbed him the "GTI street hustler."
"Oh dear, it seems my face is still too authoritative. It's like a lion surveying its territory."
Zhang Hao looked at Roy, who was still smug, with disdain. He was already starting to miss the Roy who used to be a serious and reassuring person in the village.
Roy is usually quite reliable when it comes to missions or when someone is injured, but why does he turn into this mess on ordinary days?
"Hey! Old Sai, I've brought Xiao Hao, whom you've been longing for, to see you! Aren't you going to come out and greet us?"
Chapter 133 Old Shoemaker Sai
Zhang Hao couldn't help but turn his head and walk to the side. It was too embarrassing. As the strategist of the dam, he still had some self-respect.
Two heads popped out from the second-floor balcony. It was the unscrupulous boss, Said, and the poor worker, Sophia. When they saw Zhang Hao below, their eyes lit up at the same time.
Saeed: Woohoo! Xiao Hao came to play with me! Hehehe, so happy! (???`?)
Sofia: Wow! Xiao Hao came to help me with work, huh? I'm so touched. (???`?)
However, when Sophia saw Roy winking at her next to Zhang Hao, she was fine, but Said's face immediately darkened.
"Hey! Old Sai, and Sofia too, do you miss me?!"
Roy waved happily to the two of them, and Sophia waved back twice in response, but Said said without any politeness:
"Why are you here again? A few days ago you said you came here to ransack my place while you were on patrol. Let me tell you, I don't have anything left for you now."
Zhang Hao then looked at Roy with a strange expression. "Oh my, I really can't believe it. Roy has secretly come to Uncle Said's place a few times before. It seems he really made a killing off Uncle Said."
"Oh no, no, I mainly brought Xiao Hao to visit you this time, don't think of me like that!"
Said glanced indifferently at Roy, who was clearly "scheming," but after looking at Xiao Hao beside him, he shook his head helplessly, climbed out of the window, and jumped down from the second floor.
"Speak up, what is the secondary objective? Make it clear first, or don't even think about anything that's difficult to handle."
"Don't worry, come on, come on, I've already asked around, you know how to fix shoes, right? Come on, see if there's any chance to save these shoes."
After Roy finished speaking, he took out the pair of worn-out boots that had already been washed from his backpack.
"Um... Xiao Hao, has your Special Operations Department become so poor? Sigh, Roy, I didn't expect you to be living such a hard life. If you ask me, you shouldn't keep these shoes. I'll have someone get you a new pair later, okay? Just tell me your size."
Said looked at Roy with pitiful eyes. He couldn't believe that such a large special operations unit didn't even have a pair of shoes. How much hardship Xiao Hao would have to suffer there.
"Xiao Hao, next time your shoes wear out, come to your Uncle Said. No matter how poor I am, I can still find a pair of shoes that fit you."
Saeed gave the two people in front of him a pitiful look, then sighed helplessly.
"Bring it here, let me see if there's any point in trying to save it."
Upon hearing that it was a done deal, Roy grinned and took the shoes over to show Said.
After carefully examining the shoes several times, Sayed silently glanced at Roy, who was grinning broadly to the side.
"No, you... are you pushing these shoes to their limits?"
Roy knew immediately that Said must be an expert like himself, and he wept with joy:
"Damn, you're the only one out of all these people who understands me. If you weren't an expert, you wouldn't be able to tell that these shoes would be useless once they wore out a little more. I knew you would understand when you were so poor you were practically eating dirt."
Saeed: Was he praising me? But why am I so angry? ___*(  ̄皿 ̄)/#____
"You can get lost now. Come back in a few days when you bring Xiao Hao to play. I still have things to do right now. Xiao Hao, why don't you stay and have lunch? After you're done playing, I'll have Roy pick you up."
Roy had thought that Old Sai would at least invite him to lunch out of respect for Xiao Hao, so he could also enjoy a good meal there thanks to Xiao Hao. But to his surprise, Said simply told him to get lost...
"You...you you you, waaaaah, I misjudged you, you Saeed, waaaah, you heartless bastard! You got me pregnant before, and now you don't love me anymore and you're telling me to get lost, waaaah, fine, I'll get lost!"
These words were like a depth charge. Zhang Hao, who was standing next to them, and Sophia, who was eavesdropping on the second floor, immediately perked up their ears and their eyes lit up with intense gossip.
Zhang Hao: Could it be that Roy and Brother Weilong were really... Hmm, that's too scary. I should play with Roy less in the future. Now even Uncle Said has been corrupted.
Sofia: No wonder that guy Said never even glanced at me, a super-intelligent beauty, sitting right next to him every day. Turns out, this is his type. But it's okay, being a best friend is great too. o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ブ
At the eye of the storm, Sayed stood frozen, his mind processing Roy's words. After about five seconds of silence, a roar erupted from the dam:
"I, you damned Roy, I'll kill you!!!"
"Sigh, I'm outta here."
However, Roy, who was prepared, threw a smoke bomb on the spot without any regard for martial ethics, grabbed Zhang Hao and sealed him with a long smoke bomb, and was about to yo-yo.
"Goodbye, Said. I'll come back to pick up my shoes in a few days. Xiao Hao, come back with me for dinner. Goodbye!"
Said hurriedly chased into the smoke, but his vision was severely impaired. After speaking, Roy also began to stealthily walk away, and Said couldn't find Roy's whereabouts for a while.
At this moment, Said suddenly thought of Xiao Hao, who could be considered a "spy" on his side, and asked directly:
"Xiao Hao! Where are you right now? Give me a little commotion, and I'll find you right away. How about I give you a performance of fried Roy?"
As Roy walked slowly, upon hearing this, he knew that Xiao Hao beside him would never betray him. After all, this was the child he had raised. How could he not know what bad habits he had?
"Uncle Saeed, I'm here..."
Zhang Hao glanced at Roy, blinked, and then gave a mischievous grin before shouting, but before he could finish, Roy covered his mouth.
"Damn, run! Run!" (Same as a Delta TV anchor)
Roy simply left Zhang Hao standing there. He was joking, of course. If Zhang Hao got caught, he might really be stuck here. After all, if he said that to those guys from the Special Operations Department, he'd probably get beaten until he lost control of his bladder and bowels!
But for Sayyid, who knew everything about the dam even in the smoke, knowing the location of his prey meant he could catch it even without his eyes.
"Roy! Come here!!!"
Roy: In private Marseille, Vadasi was wrong. (;???Д??`)
Chapter 134 Saltless Noodles
Unfortunately, it's too late to say all this now.
Said could already imagine how he, the King of Dam Zero, would ever face anyone again after Sofia's big mouth spread the word!
Said grew angrier the more he thought about it. With his keen hearing, he pinpointed Roy's location in the smoke as he frantically fled.
"Where are you, you little mouse? You're not going to keep hiding from me, are you? Let me see where you're hiding!"
Said crept up behind Roy silently, and seeing Roy still looking around in a panic, he inadvertently uttered his old catchphrase.
Upon hearing Said's voice behind him, Roy had no choice but to resign himself to his fate and gave Said an awkward but polite smile.
"Um, could you please hit me a little lighter later? I'll eat less next time I come here..."
Said looked at Roy, who was squatting on the ground trembling with a half-smile. This guy wouldn't stop until he was taught a profound lesson.
"Hmph, not going to slap me in the face? Fine. Since you say I got you pregnant, then I'll grant your wish. Xiao Hao, go find Abel and have him bring a 'big stick' to the basement to find me. Your Uncle Roy and I will be right back."
As Roy watched Zhang Hao skip and hop away, his buttocks began to ache slightly.
"Hey, old man, you're not really going to do this, are you? I'm still a virgin! What are you doing? Don't come any closer! What the hell!!!"
The following plot couldn't pass censorship due to its gore and violence, so I won't write it down; you can use your imagination. (?▽`???)
Before he knew it, it was lunchtime. Zhang Hao, who had been busy in the office with Sophia all day, was also hungry. Listening to the continuous screams coming from the basement, which had been going on for so long, Zhang Hao had no choice but to take out his phone and make a call to Shen Lan.
“Hey, Uncle Deep Blue, Roy and I came to Uncle Said’s place to play… What? No, no, I didn’t come specifically to teach him how to cook. Roy took his old shoes to Uncle Said to get them repaired, but some things happened during that time, so it looks like we can’t go back for lunch now. Hmm, Roy and I will leave our share to Brother Dragon and Uncle Terry.”
Sophia, who was sitting to the side, stretched and yawned. She had worked with Zhang Hao all morning and finished the amount of work that she had done with Said in two days. It seemed that she could rest for a while tomorrow.
"Xiao Hao, are you hungry? Come on, let's go see what they've been doing down there, that they've been calling for so long."
After seeing that Zhang Hao had finished his phone call, Sophia decided to take him to the basement of the dam to see what was going on that could make Dr. Roy scream so loudly and so noisily.
Zhang Hao: What? Noisy! This is clearly heavenly music, I forgot to record it for everyone.
When the two arrived on the first floor, they found that the screams had stopped, followed by silence.
Zhang Hao and Sophia also rushed to the basement. What a joke! If they came down, there would be no gossip to watch.
When the two arrived, they found Roy tied to a pillar, his head drooping listlessly, while Said and Abel watched silently from the side.
“Uncle Said, Roy, he…”
Zhang Hao pointed to Roy, whose fate was "unknown," and asked Said, who was holding a "big stick" to the side.
"Oh, you're here! Wow, it's so late! It seems that doing things that make people happy really does make time fly by!"
When Saeed saw the two arrive, he threw the stick he was holding aside and then explained to Zhang Hao:
"This guy's faking it. I always had Abel hit him before, and he didn't even use much force, but he was still yelling and screaming. I just hit him twice and this is what happened. Watch out, Xiao Hao."
After saying that, Sayed delivered a side kick to Roy and said:
"Stop pretending to be dead here, or I'll leave you here to continue our 'exercise' after Xiao Hao goes back."
Roy, who had seemed to have died, suddenly came back to life and cried to Zhang Hao:
"Waaaaah, Xiao Hao, please take me away! This Said is practically a gangster! He... he... Waaaaah, please take me away, Xiao Hao!"
Zhang Hao merely tilted his head to look at Luo Yi, who was crying and pleading with him, and uttered words from his rosy lips that chilled Luo Yi to the bone:
"Huh? I didn't say we were leaving now, Roy. I just called Deep Blue and told him not to wait for us to eat. It's already lunchtime, so I told him we'd eat here."
After hearing this, Roy almost fainted. He regretted his foolishness and thought his fragile heart had been hurt again.
"Oh right, Xiao Hao, I almost forgot about it. Abel, hurry up and go to the kitchen..."
"Hurry up and go to the kitchen and tell them to quickly make a bowl of braised pork and stew a chicken, right?"
Abel interrupted Said before he could finish speaking, then shrugged helplessly and turned to leave for the kitchen.
"Hey, wait a minute, this is Xiao Hao's, that's right. Tell the kitchen to make another serving of unsalted noodles, and make sure it's a large portion. It wouldn't be good for Roy to starve to death here."
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