Chapter 304 Ancient 1 Emperor——Brother Zheng 3
Chapter 304 Ancient 1 Emperor——Brother Zheng 3
Ying Zheng took the kitten back to his bedroom, and sent everyone away, leaving only one person and one cat.
There are no outsiders here, and Shi Mu finally didn't bother to spread the word, and spoke directly: "I'm hungry, I want dried fish."
Ying Zheng looked at him for a while and said, "I can give you dried fish, but you must first tell me who you are, where you came from, what purpose you have, and what relationship you have with Lu Buwei."
Shi Mu jumped onto the table, rolled his big cat eyes, "You really have a lot of questions."
Ying Zheng looked at him without saying a word.
Although he felt good about this kitten the first time he saw it again, and couldn't help being happy, but thinking that this cat in front of him is a monster, maybe there is some kind of enchanting magic that makes him feel good about it.
It must not be from his heart. How could he have a good impression of a monster without confirming whether the other party is safe?
When Shi Mu was watched by him, his cheeks suddenly became hot: Is it because of the name Ying Zheng? Why did he suddenly feel that his dog has become so handsome?
Ying Zheng: Did you read it wrong? This cat seems shy?
When he wanted to look seriously again, the kitten showed no sign of blushing.
Shi Mu sat down reservedly, and said, "There are so many questions, I will only answer your meow that I want to tell you."
"My name is Shi Mu, and I am a cute little cat demon. From now on, I will be your little master. You will be responsible for my daily life and make me happy."
Ying Zheng's eyes were sharp, this monster really dared to speak!Let him serve you?
Shi Mu: "Also, I don't know Lu Buwei you mentioned, I was in a cage when I woke up, I don't know who is so bold to catch me and put me in a cage while I am sleeping!! "
The kitten said very angrily, "From your point of view, it should be that Lu Buwei did it?! Next time you take me to find someone, I must teach him a lesson!"
Ying Zheng: "What are you going to do to Lu Xiang?"
Shi Mu: "Hmph, you'll know when the time comes, even though he brought me here and let me meet you as a long-term meal ticket, but from your tone, it seems that you don't like him very much, so I will suffer a little bit and help you teach me a lesson." Just hit the other side."
Ying Zheng: "..."
Shi Mu: "My purpose is very simple, as long as you make me happy by serving me."
Ying Zheng narrowed his eyes: "..." How dare you let him serve you? !Should it be said that this cat demon is very bold?
Shi Mu's black eyes were particularly shining. Ying Zheng looked into his eyes and suddenly realized that even though the cat in front of him was rude and arrogant, he was not angry at all. He even felt that the cat's arrogant appearance Pretty cute...?
Shi Mu: "You can call me Mu Mu, I heard they say that you are the person with the highest status here, is your name Ying Zheng?"
Ying Zheng didn't speak, and Shi Mu didn't think he would answer, and said to himself: "It's too unfamiliar to call Ying Zheng directly, since you will be Wo's younger brother in the future, I will definitely cover you, then I will I'll call you Zheng'er."
The corner of Ying Zheng's mouth twitched.
The name Zheng'er really made him feel bad, and reminded him of the woman who had been calling him by the name Zheng'er.
"Don't bark."
Shi Mu: "Why? Zheng'er is so cute!"
"It's not allowed anyway." Ying Zheng said firmly.
Shi Mu meowed and flicked his tail angrily, apparently not intending to listen to him.
Ying Zheng rubbed his forehead, suddenly felt that this scene was a bit familiar, and threatened: "I changed the name, so I will get you the dried fish."
Shi Mu flicked his tail for a moment, staring at him with his lovely eyes, "When will I get it? Change it to the one I got right away?"
"Yes."
Shi Mu immediately changed his tone in order to eat: "Okay, Zhengzheng."
Ying Zheng: "..."
He stared at the big innocent eyes of the kitten, thinking that the cat must have done it on purpose, right?
Shi Mu's eyes were very beautiful and energetic, and Ying Zheng felt that the cat was really cute and well-behaved when he saw the big eyes that were blinking.
Forget it, Zhengzheng is just Zhengzheng, it's better than Zheng'er, he doesn't want to hear the word "Zheng'er" now, when he hears the word "Zhenger", he will subconsciously think of that woman, and then Just disgusted.
After waiting for a long time, Shi Mu couldn't help urging him: "Zhengzheng, where's my dried fish? When can I get it?"
Ying Zheng reluctantly went out and ordered Zhao Gao to prepare some small dried fish in the kitchen.
The kitten burst into laughter on the table, stretched out its gloved paws pretendingly, and touched the back of his hand: "Happy cooperation, happy cooperation."
Ying Zheng touched the temperature on the back of his hand suspiciously, and suddenly felt that the place touched by the kitten was astonishingly hot.
Suddenly, he thought of something, and asked, "What about those living people who shouldn't exist in their bodies?"
Shi Mu: The loss is this world, if it is changed to another world, how can I go back?
"Do you know order?"
"Ah."
"Every world has an order, but some worlds have a perfect order, and a world like yours has an imperfect order, so there are more loopholes, and it is easy to be invaded by outsiders. Simply put, there are people from different worlds. To this world, maybe it came from the past, maybe it came from the future, maybe it came from other worlds..."
Ying Zheng was shocked, and couldn't recover for a long time.
It’s not his fault, it’s the first time he’s heard such remarks, and he got it from a cat monster. Although he doesn’t know if he can believe it, but in order to prevent other countries from using the kitten, he has to Start petting the kitten.
As soon as this idea was implemented, Ying Zheng felt much more relaxed, as if a big rock that he had been carrying had finally fallen to the ground.
"Where's my little dried fish?!" Seeing that the other party hadn't moved for a long time, Shi Mu couldn't help but began to urge him.
Only then did Ying Zheng order people to make dried fish.
Zhao Gao was still wondering why the king would want to eat snacks like dried fish, but when he saw the kitten dumpling on the desk, he immediately understood.
While waiting for Xiaoyu to dry, Ying Zheng asked a few more questions, such as how Shi Mu distinguished this kind of outsider, the most basic conditions for outsider possession, and so on.
Shi Mu answered a few times, but in the end he was really annoyed by the question, so he chose not to answer. The cat's paw pressed the cat's ear, pretending that he couldn't hear.
A kitten showed such vivid and humane movements, even if Ying Zheng knew that the kitten in front of him had become a spirit, he still couldn't help showing a little pity.
After a while, the dried fish was brought up. It may be that after the people at the bottom knew that it was made for kittens, there was no salt in the dried fish, so Shi Mu ate the unsalted and tasteless. not moving.
Ying Zheng frowned: "Don't like it?"
"It's not..." Shi Mu said seriously to Ying Zheng: "Next time, remind them to add salt to the dried fish, which is for normal humans. I'm not an ordinary cat, and I won't lose hair after eating it."
Ying Zheng glanced at the fluffy cat hair on his body, suddenly felt a little itchy in his hands, coughed dryly, suppressed his impulse, nodded in agreement, diverted his gaze, called Zhao Gao in again, and asked him to go again Arrange to make a small dried fish with salt.
Zhao Gao, who asked the imperial chef not to put salt on his own, sweated coldly from his forehead, and seeing that the king didn't mean to blame him, he quickly agreed and removed the dried fish to start again.
Ying Zheng looked at the obedient kitten on the table grooming itself, and suddenly thought of something, and asked, "Then will you become a human?"
Shi Mu was a little excited, feeling that Ying Zheng was insulting his dignity as a monster! "Of course! Becoming a monster is the simplest and most basic operation, okay!! (`~)"
Becoming a human is the most basic?If you say it like this... Isn't it true that in the territory of Great Qin, there are countless monsters in the world mixing in public with humans? !
Shi Mu seemed to know what he was thinking, and raised his head proudly, "This is your luck, I have already checked with demon power, I am the only monster in the world!"
Ying Zheng: "Why?"
"The aura in this world is too complicated, and it is impossible for animals to become spirits." When Shi Mu said this, he was very proud, "But I am different. I am the descendant of the nine-tailed cat demon. I was born as a monster, and my body will automatically eliminate it. Impurities, the aura in this world is too impurity is not the reason at all!"
Ying Zheng understood, "If you tell me all of this, aren't you afraid that I will tell you about these things to harm you?"
Shi Mu: "You won't."
Ying Zheng was taken aback, not knowing where this cat demon came from. He had confidence in him, obviously he couldn't believe himself. "Why?"
Shi Mu: "Anyway, I just don't think you can." You are my dog, how much is he not clear?
"What if?"
"What if..." Shi Mu tilted his head and said, "Even if you want to harm me, you are too weak. I can scratch you to death with one paw. If you really want to harm me, I will kill you." scratch you to death."
Ying Zheng: "..." This is the first time he's heard of this method of death.
Shi Mu snorted softly, jumped onto him, and spread out his little paws, revealing pink plum blossom pads and small pointed claws, "Have you seen my sharp claws!"
"...I see." The corners of Ying Zheng's mouth twitched. These claws were not as long as his fingernails, but they were really sharp. "Don't worry, I won't give you a chance to scratch me to death."
"You're quite obedient." Shi Mu muttered, just as his little paw was about to reach back, he was grabbed by a big hand of the man.
He also felt his flesh pads being pressed a few times.
Shi Mu: "?"
Ying Zheng, who couldn't help but press the kitten's pad, didn't change his face, and pressed a few more times before letting go.
Well, the touch was as good as he thought, soft and bouncy.
It's strange, he had raised cats before, but he just looked at it and touched his head at most, and he didn't have the idea of rubbing this demon cat from the beginning to the end.
Could it be because this kitten is a monster?More attractive?
Ying Zheng fell into deep thought.
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