NABC Chapter 231 Gu: This is a shaking m——Shizi 1
Chapter 231 Gu: This is a shaking m——Shizi 1
Shi Mu pretended to be hesitant, and under the nervous expression of the other party, he agreed unhurriedly: "Yes, where is your friend now?"
"He's in Yangzhou."
"Yangzhou? I heard that Yangzhou has a lot of delicious food..." Shi Mu turned his head and asked Gong Jiu: "Xiao Jiu, does our destination have to go through Yangzhou?"
Gong Jiu glanced at the man at the side. For some reason, he always felt a little uncomfortable seeing this man, and said, "No."
Lu Xiaofeng: "..." This man has a lot of opinions on me.He was racking his brains to think of some reason to persuade the two of them to go to Yangzhou.
Shi Mu interrupted him in advance, and said: "It's okay if we don't pass by, anyway, we can go to Yangzhou for a while. I heard that Yangzhou has a lot of delicious food. Xiaojiu, I want to eat~"
Except for Shi Mu who was wielding the whip, what Gong Jiu couldn't bear the most was Shi Mu like this. He couldn't say no if he refused, so he had no choice but to agree with a blank face.
Shi Mu: "Xiao Jiu is the best~is~!"
Lu Xiaofeng: I'm blind, I can't see, I can't see!
After mental hinting, Lu Xiaofeng finally practiced the skill of pretending to be blind.
Shi Mu: "By the way, aren't you blind Huamanlou? Do you know the way to Yangzhou?"
Lu Xiaofeng's eyes pretended to be out of focus: "I can feel the direction."
"Wow, then do you live like ordinary people?"
Lu Xiaofeng thought of Huamanlou in his memory, and said to himself: "Yes."
Shi Mu: "Then you are really amazing."
Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, feeling proud, he also felt that Huamanlou was very powerful.
Shi Mu kept looking at him, and he was very curious about one thing, which made him scratch his head: "Ahem, I have one more thing that I am very curious about, but it may be a bit inconvenient..."
Lu Xiaofeng spoke softly: "Mr. Shi, please speak."
"Then I'll tell you." Shi Mu first confirmed that Gong Jiu was the only one around, and then asked: "You should have a pail or toilet when you urinate at home, right? If you can't see it, will it be wrong?" Inaccurate place? If it is inaccurate, it will definitely..."
When you want to speak, you stop, when you stop talking, you want to, everything is in silence.
Lu Xiaofeng: "...???!!!!"
Gong Jiu: "!!!"
Lu Xiaofeng was stunned, he never expected that Shi Mu would ask him such a question!Although after listening to it, he was also a little curious about what Huamanlou was... Bah, bah, he didn't think about these messy people! !
Shi Mu tilted his head: "What's wrong? Why are you looking at me with shocked expressions?"
Lu Xiaofeng covered his face: "I can feel it." Hua Manlou should be able to feel it, right?Do you want him to stand by and watch when he urinates next time you go to his place?
No no no, my God!Why did he have such a terrible idea! ! Σ(°△°|||)︴
Lu Xiaofeng was even more frightened.
The corners of Gong Jiu's mouth twitched, holding Shi Mu's back collar, he caught a good student being educated beside him, Lu Xiaofeng sneaked a few glances, did not see Shi Mu being educated, but instead got a lemon stuffed into his mouth.
After that, several people set off in the direction of Yangzhou.
Lu Xiaofeng worked very hard to play the role of Huamanlou. Well, he and Huamanlou are close friends, and he knows that his usual living habits are the same as ordinary people, so he has to pretend to be blind in front of Shi Mu and Gong Jiu. Other than God, everything else is fine.
Otherwise, if he is allowed to pretend to be another blind man, then he will be miserable.
Along the way, Lu Xiaofeng also discovered that Shi Mu's personality really suits his taste, and the worst part is that he has the same taste as him. If he didn't remember that he was blind at this time, he would hold Shi Mu's hand and beg him.
Oh no, you can't shake hands, otherwise he is afraid that Gong Jiu will turn his back on him immediately.
Every time they stayed in the inn they were looking for during the journey, Shi Mu would arrange them farther away. Lu Xiaofeng curiously asked the reason, and Shi Mu smiled meaningfully: "I'm afraid you won't be able to sleep because of hearing something at night."
Lu Xiaofeng, a master flower picker, understood it in seconds!There was never any question about such things after that.
Arriving at a lively place, Lu Xiaofeng discovered Shi Mu and his common hobby again, that is drinking!
He actually carried wine with him, when Shi Mu was clamoring for a drink, he wanted to give him some of his wine, but Gong Jiu was watching from the side, and he didn't drink the jug he had drunk at all.
Lu Xiaofeng: "..." I'm used to being disgusted again.
So when they arrived in the city, the first time they went to the tavern to drink, Lu Xiaofeng also finished his own wine and went to refill it.During the drink, he saw that Shi Mu stopped drinking after only one sip, and asked curiously, "Didn't you read the wine all the way? Why did you only take one sip?"
If it was him, he would definitely need at least several jars of wine to get himself drunk.
Shi Mu: "Can't you see? How do you know that I only took a sip?"
Lu Xiaofeng: Damn it, I forgot!
"Ahem, I have been blind since I was a child, so my ears are very sensitive."
Shi Mu clapped his hands and praised: "Awesome! Only those who love life can persevere and treat their ears and nose as their own eyes."
Lu Xiaofeng accepted with a guilty conscience: "I'm sorry."
Isn't he thick-skinned!And accept these praises instead of Huamanlou, when he arrives at Baihualou, he will talk to Huamanlou!
"Mr. Shi's wine?"
Only then did Shi Mu forget that he didn't reply to him, and said with a smile: "Oh, this, because I can only drink one sip, and if I drink too much, I will get drunk."
Lu Xiaofeng: "One bite???"
He was very surprised, he heard Shi Mu talk about drinking every day along the way, he thought the other party's drinking capacity was very good, so he secretly decided to wait but he could go to the tavern, so he would compete with Shi Mu to see who could drink better!In the end, Shi Mu finally told him that he could only take one sip?Get drunk if you drink too much?
"Really?" Could it be that Shi Mu was lying to him?Anyway, it wasn't the first time he was cheated by him.
Shi Mu sighed, lost and said: "I also hope it's not true, but it's a pity that it is so."
Lu Xiaofeng was dubious, opened his mouth, and "looked" at the helpless Gong Jiu.
Gong Jiu said indifferently: "You are not allowed to fight with Mu Mu for drinking. If you are drunk, you and I will not be able to offend you."
After Gong Jiu said that, Lu Xiaofeng finally believed that Shi Mu really poured a cup, although he was still a little unbelievable, but finally he was not as shocked as he was at the beginning, seeing Shi Mu depressed, he didn't know how to comfort him, Thinking of what Gong Jiu said, he was suddenly a little curious: "What does Mr. Shi look like when he's drunk?"
Gong Jiu: "...you don't want to know."
When he said that, Lu Xiaofeng became even more curious.
Shi Mu: "Don't call me Mr. Shi, it sounds weird, just call me Mu Mu, that's what everyone I know calls me."
Lu Xiaofeng rubbed his nose, stared at Gong Jiu's murderous gaze, and said bravely, "Okay, Mu Mu."
Don't stare at me, no matter how beautiful Shi Mu is, I won't have any thoughts about Shi Mu!I'm only interested in women! !
After buying wine, it was getting late, so they found an inn to rest after dinner.
When Mu and Gong Jiu didn't mention it, Lu Xiaofeng consciously asked for a room far away from them.
He thought sadly: It's better to stay away, so as not to have to pretend to be blind in front of the two of them.
On the other side, Gong Jiu and Shi Mu lived in the room. After sweating profusely in the room, Shi Mu held the bloodstains on his body and smiled mischievously: "Does it hurt?"
"...It doesn't hurt." Although it didn't hurt, it was very itchy. Gong Jiu's breath was stagnant, and he quickly grabbed his finger, and changed the subject: "He is not blind."
"I know." Shi Mu shrugged: "Obviously, although that person has already pretended to be very similar, he can't do the details at all."
Gong Jiu was surprised, he thought Shi Mu would not notice these things: "For example?"
Shi Mu: "For example, in the dinner at night, there is a dish with chili peppers. When he put this dish in, he subconsciously didn't put chili peppers in it."
Gong Jiu thought about it carefully, and there was indeed a dish they ate at night with chili peppers.Frowning: "Then you still go with him?"
Shi Mu glanced at him: "Why do you tell me to go with him? Isn't there you! Don't you think he is very funny? Anyway, there is nothing interesting recently, so why not follow him to see. And you Central Plains people are very cunning , the last time I left with you, I gave it to you, so I won't be fooled again!"
The more Gong Jiu listened, the more something was wrong: "...Wait a minute, what do you mean the last time you left me and then gave it to me? Back then you insisted on walking with me..."
Shi Mu raised his chin and snorted, "If you hadn't kissed me first, would I have gone with you!?"
Gong Jiu: "..."
It's true to say so, but I always feel that something is wrong...
"So you lied to him by treating the eyes?"
When Shi Mu heard this, he pinched him angrily. Although Gong Jiu didn't hurt, his heart felt numb.
"Am I someone who can deceive others at will? What's more, it's a deception that can be exposed immediately. Don't think that you are stupid and I am as stupid as you."
Gong Jiu: "...I'm not stupid."
Shi Mu: "Okay, let me ask you, if I really lied to him, and the incident was discovered in the end, what would you do?"
Gong Jiu said without thinking: "Find him another doctor who can heal his eyes."
Shi Mu poked his forehead until a faint red mark appeared on his forehead before stopping, "Look, I said you're stupid and you still don't admit it! Think about it, Huamanlou is the seventh son of the Hua family, the richest man in Jiangnan. As his friend, if someone can be cured, he would have invited him long ago, and you are still needed?"
Gong Jiu touched the place where the forehead was poked: "I know, but I agree to this matter, so I have to take responsibility."
Shi Mu: "I promised, not you."
Gong Jiu frowned: "You are mine, what's the difference?"
Shi Mu was taken aback for a moment, then buried his face in the quilt, his body was shaking and shaking, and a muffled laugh came from under the quilt: "Hahahaha——"
Gong Jiu: "...What are you laughing at?" He is talking very seriously, okay?
Shi Mu suddenly lifted the quilt, turned over and sat on his waist, his eyes sparkling: "I thought I wouldn't make you too tired by driving tomorrow, but I regret it! Let's come again."
Gong Jiu:? ? ?
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