NABC Chapter 384 The Empress Dowager is in Trouble 5
Chapter 384 The Empress Dowager is in Trouble 5
(*Modified Zhen Huan*, different timeline*)
Its little bottom and tail are sticking up, and its two little paws are stretched out.
The bird sat down on the edge of the bowl and plate and started its animal version of mukbang—date and yam cake? It was alright.
For the sake of Consort An's kindness.
The little bluebird shook its wings.
A not-so-thin gold bracelet fell off and was pushed to the woman in palace attire opposite it.
It couldn't recall which small world it had picked up the bracelet from.
It would be perfect to give it to poor Consort An, and it could also fill the void in Consort An's private funds.
"Choo Choo Choo"
(Miaoping, Miaoping, I am your master's beloved pet and best friend. Shouldn't you call me 'Little Master' too?)
Miaoping buried her head in making an undergarment for her master.
He let the silence spread across his face.
"My Consort An has slept with the Emperor and absorbed his dragon aura. Do you dare to sleep with her?"
"If you dare, I can acknowledge you as my boss, and you can decide what missions we need from now on."
The little bluebird chirped loudly.
(I wouldn't be looking for a chubby orange-type boyfriend~ If word got out, all the other guys would laugh at me~)
And besides, I'm a single guy, where does this fat orange come from? This and that... ugh)
"Choo Choo Choo"
(Speaking of the system... I remember some seniors did the tasks themselves, I wonder if they were strategy tasks... The quick transmigration bureau is full of talented people)
Consort An was unaware of the meaning behind the little bluebird's chirping.
But I realized that the broken gold bracelet was something this little thing brought me.
She ordered Xiangyun to pick up the bracelet and go to the side to cleanse it.
He continued to speak, recounting in great detail the affairs of his family and the palace, without knowing how much of the rumor that Xiao Linzi and the others had heard was true or false.
This time, Consort An didn't complain much.
They only subtly mentioned that Empress Dowager De was unwell in the latter half of the year, and that the late emperor's concubines finally had some free time, no longer having to get up early to be lectured like grandchildren...
The believer prayed.
May God grant that Empress Dowager De can continue to be bedridden, ill and unable to see people or be exposed to drafts...
They'll stay sick until they die.
The little bluebird's claws slipped, and it almost plopped down into the bowl.
Fat Orange's mother, Empress Dowager De, has a group of sensible concubines under her command.
They'll be cursed to death sooner or later.
Fine, I'll reluctantly play the role of a confidant for Consort An this time.
"Choo Choo Choo"
(Are you finished eating? If you're done, get moving! I have important business to attend to.)
After Consort An finished expressing her regret that she couldn't cast the curse on the spot.
Little Bluebird acted immediately.
He gathered his underlings and flew away in a rather unimpressive manner.
I plan to find some unlucky big birds to scare De Tai Xian.
......
Miaoping is a good person.
He worried that the Empress Dowager would be so frightened by the little bluebird that she would be unable to sleep at night.
He would appear in the Empress Dowager's dreams every few days, sometimes with the late Emperor glaring at her with red eyes, saying that he was waiting for her down below.
Sometimes it was a little boy who looked exactly like Consort Hua glaring at her.
Sometimes, it even appears as if gods and Buddhas are eating meat and drinking blood, staring at you with a sinister gaze.
This is really true.
Empress Dowager De could not eat, dared not sleep, dared not go to the Buddhist hall, and her days and nights were reversed. She only ordered her personal palace maids to guard her at all times.
When Little Blue Sparrow arrived at the battlefield with his army of crows through the gaps.
The target has become somewhat obsessed.
I am sometimes clear-headed during the day, and often not.
"Choo Choo Choo"
(Guys, you can't just eat my meat for free. Show me your tricks!)
The cries rose and fell.
Each sound and every word was a response from the crows. Scary? Annoying? That would happen in no time.
This little bluebird is really underestimating the crow.
The lead crow showed no pity for Empress Dowager De, only wanting to compete with the little blue sparrow. Its low cries urged its underlings to hurry up and not dawdle.
As soon as it finished speaking...
Apart from Empress Dowager De herself.
The snakes, insects, rats, and ants in the palace also suffered.
this day.
Miaoping quickly finished serving the food to her master and then took over her shift to eat.
The electronically produced pickled vegetables that go perfectly with rice are just like this group of crazy crows.
Who was it? What woke them up in the middle of the night? All they saw were either dead rats or snakes that hadn't woken up yet.
It turned out to be Empress Dowager De.
But wait until she screams and comes to her senses.
Then everything disappeared again.
The emperor and empress, perhaps wanting someone to take the blame, did not want to observe mourning so early, so they came up with a way to pray for Empress Dowager De's well-being.
Whether it's the Imperial Astronomical Bureau, monks, Taoist priests, or lamas, they all come.
Flocks of crows would gather and make a racket, waiting for the poop to fall on the head of the person performing the ritual before fleeing.
Shake your wings.
Not a single bird dropping is left behind.
It was moving so fast it looked like a large bird was chasing it.
The little bluebird, having nothing better to do, would always follow them around as a camera to take pictures and even warn the crows which direction was being attacked.
......
I've been worrying about my mother for a long time.
He spent his days praying with the Empress, their eyes meeting.
Fat Orange felt he was about to become useless.
He harbored considerable resentment towards the old woman Yixiu for her lack of understanding of romance.
Where is Fu Zi? Where did his eldest stand-in Fu Zi go? What is the Empress up to now?
Does this mean I'm going to collect the Autumn Chips myself?
The Empress, suffering from a headache, was stung by the burning heat in the Emperor's eyes, which seemed to be half-heartedly resisting her.
In order to protect his confidants, he had no choice but to offer a way out, urging the emperor not to forget the new concubine who entered the palace this autumn.
He left his confidante Xiaoyi with a look that said, "You really understand me."
Fat Orange pretended to be reluctant to leave, then turned and left.
He also forgot about Fuzi, whom he had been thinking about for several days.
Xiaoyi must have her reasons for doing this, right?
For some time afterward.
Empress Dowager De's prayers for blessings then became a form of religious practice.
Fat Orange only takes a few moments each day to check on his mother to see if she still has the will to live.
As for the nights, every day, fresh and beautiful young girls were scooped into his arms. Taking advantage of this, when Empress Dowager De recovered on New Year's Eve, An Li finally got a promotion smoothly.
Zhen Xi, who lit the wedding candles in her previous life, was also promoted at the same time.
This time.
An Li, however, did not experience the trembling and subsequent retreat after serving the emperor.
Similarly, Zhuge Zhenxi didn't have a red tent or a hot spring; instead, he was wrapped up like a pancake and gnawed on by a pig...
Even Wanbi found it hard to accept.
The fortune teller didn't say that. Will my good days ever come? My elder sister isn't even as favored by the Emperor as Consort Shen.
Yes.
Shen Hui, the unlucky one, was still dragged up by Fatty Orange and used as a target.
I received several large pots of chrysanthemums.
He then began to personally take on the work of managing the harem.
Not only does he get attacked by Consort Hua for no reason, but he also gets beaten up by her all the time.
She also had to work all night when the emperor requested her services.
Miaoping did the math and realized that Shen Hui's life was even busier and more dangerous than her own father's.
Our queen with headaches remained calm and collected, her mind focused on waiting for the baby to arrive.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
That chubby orange tabby couple is such a dog!
Someone rubbed their hands together and muttered, "Dragon Slayer, grow up quickly! Our big, chubby orange cat is still waiting for you!"
Nothing to do tonight.
Miaoping used incense to calm the nerves of everyone in Ning Shou Palace.
I invited Aunt Yi, Rong Xiaoshu, and Xiao Qingque to have a BBQ in an empty palace room.
Several rows of birds stood silently waiting by the wall.
When Miaoping and the others couldn't finish their food, or felt sorry for the animals, they would throw some over to them.
Playing the victim.
They've gotten quite old.