Quick Transmigration: Always Just a Passerby

Chapter 360 My Neighbor Carries a Mountain 4

Xiao Yi, my Xiao Yi.

What exactly are you doing?

Are you also in the rebel ranks of the goddesses?

The little pangolin thought of the least likely possibility and felt it was getting closer to the truth.

"Commander? Do you think Xiao Yi might one day summon a troop of heavenly soldiers and generals to take us to heaven to enjoy a life of luxury?"

Tongzi was engrossed in reading "The Overseas Dragon Girl and Her Eighteen Little Husbands," and even wrote two fanfictions about the Dragon Girl. Suddenly, his train of thought was interrupted, and he could only patiently ask the author for clarification.

“My darling, do you think it’s realistic for Yi Bao to do this?”

At most, she'll spread rumors about those wicked gods in the heavens.

Then, collect the water from the Jade Pool, gather the peaches back into your spatial storage, and replace the immortal pills for the gods with the same kind of fasting pills to prevent them from consuming too many and developing toxicity.

The little pangolin sighed.

"I'm about to forge the original owner's body into a magical artifact, but Yi Bao still hasn't arrived. Look at all the good stones I've collected for it..."

Tongzi was speechless when Pingping mentioned the stone.

The broken stones from Five Elements Mountain also became a source of inventory for the mission takers.

I just don't know if Ping will sell it to the system store?

Hard to say.

...

The weather outside the cave was fine.

The Five Elements Mountain suppresses this place.

There wasn't even a wild spirit or monster coming to cause trouble.

After Monkey King's daily training in impersonation ended, he began his mirror dressing-up activity again—the banyan tree root held the mirror, and the banyan tree root dressed up.

Today, the banyan sapling also picked some of its flowers and squeezed them into juice.

It looks like they're planning to dye the monkey's hair.

Even the ruthless Granny Lü couldn't help but laugh when she saw it.

The monkey and the tree came together.

I don't know why I can't have a moment's rest for days and nights.

Before the hair dyeing, there was a massage session with a banyan tree, which only involved massaging the monkey's head and didn't use up much of the tree's roots.

Then, while I was dyeing my hair...

Let's put a seaweed mask on Monkey King's dry, cracked face.

Even a small pangolin's head aches terribly from occasionally peeking into the sun.

Its head was hanging up by its chin, as if it were being hanged... Its admiration for the monkey suddenly increased a lot.

But Monkey King thought...

I felt extremely comfortable being cared for by this small banyan tree that had no leaves or branches.

His opening remarks were full of monkey-like comforting words.

"Good tree root! Is your skill in caring for people inherited from your ancestors?"

You and my sharp-nosed little brother are both quite strange; one has a family tradition of mountain drilling, and the other has a family tradition of massage.

Don't worry, once I, Old Sun, come down from the mountain, I will definitely not reveal your identity as a two-times-monster to anyone.

I think there's a lot of truth in what Lu Tudi once said.

"It's fate that we met. Don't worry, if anyone tries to arrest you, I can lend you my ear for a while."

Such underdeveloped plant spirits are very rare.

Monkey King has countless eccentric friends, so it's understandable why this tree root rarely sees anyone.

They must be afraid of encountering powerful demons or immortals.

At that point, they would be unable to resist and would be taken back to their cave dwellings and temples to be used as decorations, never to enjoy freedom again.

It's still light.

The more pitiful plant spirits might even be planted in the garden to reproduce.

After the child is born, the fruit will be used to entertain relatives and friends.

Tsk.

"Luckily, I'm a male monkey. Luckily, there aren't any female monkeys like me in the world, otherwise I might be drugged and forced to have babies."

As soon as the baby monkeys are born, they are snatched away by strongmen to be used as mounts.

However, I know a ginseng fruit tree and many peach trees, but I don't know if they are as clever as you; I suppose they aren't...

"If I come down from the mountain, I'll borrow it to play with you."

Banyan Tree: You've really misunderstood!

I'm just worried that if I drink too much tonic, Sha Potian will get kicked away, chased down, or marked.

I don't want to be friends with other plants either; it wouldn't be good if they noticed I was different.

The ideas of "one monkey and one tree" are completely contradictory.

But the little banyan tree didn't explain, simply because it didn't want to appear too clever in front of the Monkey King, otherwise it wouldn't be able to refuse the Monkey King's offer to become sworn brothers with it.

The oaths of Heaven these days are nothing like empty words in the modern world.

A vow always leaves a trace.

Since they can't understand each other's languages, let the monkey talk to himself.

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Under the same sky.

There were monkeys laughing.

Pangolins were also carrying heavy loads.

The little pangolin worked day and night on Five Elements Mountain.

Upon reflection, it felt as if it had been kidnapped and sold into slavery in another world.

The mountain is too big to explore completely.

Forget it.

Let's take a break. It's just the most pitiful and adorable little pangolin in the world. Even the combined effects of the super pills can't make up for the difficulty of clearing this mountain.

It can only be achieved through years of painstaking effort.

They received a signal to take a break and rest.

At the foot of Banyan Tree Mountain, they fooled Monkey King.

Inside the cave, they played cards with the little pangolin, ate fruit, roasted insects, and small green peaches that Xiao Yi threw to them.

It's sweet and sour, to say the least.

It tastes like ice cream.

After finishing his meal, the little pangolin kept exclaiming: "So happy, so incredibly happy!"

"Can this still be a peach? What did Xiao Yi graft this time?"

The banyan sapling shook its pink roots, indicating that it didn't know anything and had been fooling Monkey King lately.

It even wanted to become sworn brothers with the tree.

It's really terrible.

The little pangolin sensed the banyan sapling's thoughts and shook its head.

The monkey doesn't want to become sworn brothers; he just wants to recruit followers, then have them recruit more followers, manage them, and serve him. This monkey is really wicked now.

I underestimated Lu Tudi's teaching skills.

They are very clear about what they are doing.

Lu Tudi didn't care whether anyone had designs on her. She had made many enemies while she was alive, and only after she died and became Tudi did she hide her identity and live in peace in a secluded corner.

I've long been used to this secretive lifestyle.

Some people are so angry they could grind their teeth, but they're also thinking that it's not a big deal for them.

She was a frail old woman; no one would deliberately come to make things difficult for her.

Thinking of how Lady Su had asked her to keep an eye on the lonely female fairy and spirit.

Lu Tu felt a deep sense of regret.

Pity.

The little pointy-beaked monster wasn't actually a female monster.

Otherwise, she would have introduced him to Madam Suzhi.

This little imp is incredibly arrogant and ignorant, spending all day scratching the walls of Five Elements Mountain. I imagine Lady Suzhi must really like him.

What a pity.

It would be fine if it were a eunuch spirit.

The little pangolin's burrowing activities were so secretive that people in the land community still believe it is stubbornly attached to the Five Elements Mountain wall.

When processing plot information.

The book includes a special segment about the "pangolin hitting the wall" incident mentioned at the local tea party, as well as the majestic figure of the baby pangolin burrowing into the mountain.

The most mesmerizing line is "It would be fine if it were a eunuch."

I secretly laugh every time I see this.

Sometimes, when I get angry at Pingping for being dressed up like a pangolin, I watch clips of him being a eunuch, since Pingping really was once a eunuch.

The little pangolin's nose and ears felt itchy from all the talking.

It had no choice but to raise its two forelimbs to rub its face.

"Tongzi, are you secretly laughing at me again? If I find the evidence, you're finished, I'm telling you."

Our brief, superficial friendship has come to an end.