NABC Chapter 289 I am a skeleton, I want to go home 3
Chapter 289 I am a skeleton, I want to go home 3
It's jealous that the host is having fun.
Tongzi quietly tightened the skin around the cheerful Huaping's neck.
"Five years until the Queen's Flash."
"Just a little splash!"
Hua Ping wielded the stick with graceful movements.
Humans who wanted to take photos with him couldn't get close enough, so they could only clap and cheer from the sidelines. By the time they got tired of drinking, the dazzling monkey in the room had also run away.
All that remains are the legends of their height-increasing shoes and muscle suits.
Not surprisingly.
An unexpected incident still occurred.
Hua Zi and Hua Xing studied diligently in preparation for welcoming the Queen.
In the end, I realized I didn't need to learn it.
Their skeletons can communicate by shaking their heads or by buzzing; what a strange operation it is to learn a foreign language.
Hua Ping pretended not to have thought of that.
I argued with my colleagues, but was eventually persuaded by them because they were "reasonable and well-founded" and really didn't want to study.
Sizzle... (I really can't argue with you guys...)
Sizzle sizzle... (Isn't it enough that we've learned some Mandarin? Even though our Mandarin isn't very standard...)
*Sigh...* (It's not our fault that we don't pronounce things correctly; it's all the humans who carried us around, their accents are wrong.)
*Sizzle* (We also know their calligraphy!)
Sizzle sizzle... (We can even do their dance!)
Hua Zi is too lively.
He started dancing, dressed as the White Impermanence.
Hua Xing took out several bowls and used them as musical instruments to play.
Hua Ping... Hua Ping silently took out the lamp in his hand and turned it on.
The three skeletons were surrounded by onlookers again. Hua Zi was still eager to finish his dance, but for the safety of his skeletal body, he quickly followed Hua Ping away from the scene.
In short.
Skeletons actively participate in human activities.
It's quite like being so happy that you forget about home.
Sometimes during major European holidays, Hua Ping would invite his colleagues to set up skeleton models on the sidewalks to scare people.
People were startled and then burst out laughing.
They all thought they were just being pranked.
Hua Zi and Hua Xing had a great time interacting with humans, so they felt it wouldn't matter if the Queen appeared a hundred years later.
The only bad thing is.
Now that the humans of the Flower Kingdom have all burned themselves to ashes, they can't even muster a personal guard for the Queen. They'll probably have to go to other countries to find human remains.
However, the news reports that many countries are hiding a lot of corpses.
It's not unreasonable for them to do good deeds and take all the corpses away, is it?
I'll sneak over and scout it out first. I wonder if the Queen has any racial requirements for her Royal Guard?
If there were racial restrictions, that would be a disaster.
The people from the Flower Country really can't get any complete body tissue.
Hopefully the Queen doesn't have this need, otherwise they'll probably have to go to some park to exhume the body.
As for height, forget about it. Once they arrive on this planet, these two-meter-tall little dwarfs in their family are hard to beat.
Ugh.
Hey hey hey.
Hua Zi sighed and Hua Xing laughed.
*Sizzle sizzle...* (Should we dig a new grave for the Queen to live in?)
*Sizzle*... (We could take over that guy's grave and present it to the Queen!)
*Sizzle sizzle...* (What you said makes a lot of sense. As the founding emperor, his imperial tomb is of the highest rank.)
Sizzle... (Human life is so fragile!)
Hua Ping couldn't help but feel sorry for someone who had called the three skeletons their ancestors for many years.
A moment of silence is one thing.
But properly cleaning his tomb is another matter entirely.
As a skeleton from another land, it's not unreasonable for it to have used a little trick to keep the family's tomb hidden and undisturbed by humans.
This place.
Hua Ping plans to resell them after they return to their hometown.
After all, this is the place where their three skeletons lived for many centuries.
It has a huge underground mansion, and many old friends are buried here to keep them company.
Even though they had become mummies.
Even though they can no longer speak.
Even though they can no longer scrape their bones to make medicine.
Hua Ping couldn't help but look up at the sky when he thought of this.
In order not to disappoint the Taoist healers, the three of them changed the hardness of their bodies, causing them to scrape off a lot of powder.
The effect.
It's probably similar to humans consuming vitamin C and drinking brown sugar water?
Anyway, no one lives forever, no one is immune to all poisons, and no one stays young forever.
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Hua Zi, Hua Xing, and Hua Ping acted immediately.
They moved their old acquaintances, along with their coffins, to a miniature underground palace.
The interior here has been rearranged.
The artifacts you can imagine that should be found in museums and auctions are just everyday items in the Hua family's three-skeleton house.
Some of these rare treasures were taken from the homes of Japanese soldiers and their collaborators.
Many others were stolen from the human king's family.
Who told the human king to nail the coffin shut? It caused them to break the new coffin while trying to get out.
Once they get tired of the treasures stolen from the three skeletons, they'll go out and exchange them for a new batch.
Before his death, the human king hesitantly asked them if he could be their neighbor. He said he would be buried with them and they could enjoy their company as they pleased, as long as they didn't let their graves be robbed.
Hua Ping couldn't help but burst out laughing when he thought of this.
There was definitely no tomb raiding.
Because these two are the biggest traitors within the family.
Hua Zi didn't consider himself a thief at all.
In human terms, if the Queen were to actually move in, it would be an honor for my humble abode, hahaha.
It could also be smoke rising from the ancestral graves of a human family.
Humanity's ancestors accumulated great virtue.
it.
Silver-gray skeleton.
I've learned the Flower Kingdom Culture course very well.
Like Huaxing, who didn't learn it well on his own, even now he can only ask "Are you there?" when he tries to chat with people online. He's really socially anxious.
Only with colleagues and the Queen.
Hua Xing's skeleton will not tremble or become tense.
What a waste of that bright and elegant silver-gray outfit!
Hua Zi struck a pose in front of the full-length mirror.
*Sizzle* (Huaping, come quick and see, don't I look even more handsome?)
*Sizzle sizzle...* (Very cool, provided you loosen the bright red belt around your waist.)
The emperor was overjoyed.
"Ping, why don't you go and participate in your colleague's fashion show?"
Silver skeleton with white eyes.
Oh.
The skeleton has no whites in the eyes.
Failing to roll his eyes, Hua Ping simply put two fake eyeballs in his eye sockets, added some Japanese-style eyelashes, a long black wig made by Rong Xiaoshu, and a pair of leather gloves made by Rong Xiaoshu...
This made Hua Zi very envious.
*Sizzle...* (Huaping, why didn't you include me in your online shopping! Are you afraid I'll outshine you when I meet the Queen?)
*Sizzle sizzle...* (Why don't you just wear your pink one? Pink suits a macho man best.)
Hua Xing joined the colleague's chat.
Facing another mirror, she gestured to her formal attire, unsure whether to wear a Chinese or Western style.
Sizzle sizzle... (Chinese style, like the one worn by the Imperial Guards, except the muscle suit needs to be made by yourself.)
Hua Zi rummaged through drawers and found several of his colorful wigs and hats.
The buzzing sound continued.
This is expressing one's own opinion.
Thankfully, there were no neighbors below the underground palace; otherwise, with them moving around like this, the remnant souls would have been disturbed and turned into vengeful ghosts.