Pokémon: My Dad is Kyurem

Chapter 130 The Harem is on Fire (Just kidding)

In the middle of the night, Qi Hao was startled awake by a sudden flash of light. He then grabbed Yi Yi by the back of the neck and pulled her up. I immediately pressed the B button to cancel the evolution!

"Want to evolve?" Qi Hao rubbed his eyes as he looked at Yi Yi, whose evolutionary light had dissipated.

Unexpectedly, Yi Yi suddenly reacted like a cat, slapping Qi Hao's hand away, lying on the ground, and hissing.

Qi Hao narrowed his eyes, trying to open the Yi Re Tong Xin Network. "You're not Yi Yi, who are you?"

The Heterogeneous Convergence Network wasn't connected, and the Eevee in front of me wasn't Eevee. Could it have been switched at some point? But that's impossible.

That fluffy texture is definitely Yi Yi's. It's not your average fluffy stuff; it's the fluffiest, smoothest, and cleanest kind of fluffy stuff. And Yi Yi has always stayed in the Poké Ball, so how could you switch it?

Yi Yi jumped up and, in a flash, rushed towards Qi Hao's face.

But that speed wasn't fast enough. In mid-air, Qi Hao grabbed the back of her neck and flicked her on the head with the force of his fingers.

Boom! (?w?) A quick bounce~~

Her voice was clear and pleasant, wasn't it? A pleasant voice means a good brain, and Yi Yi's eyes immediately lit up.

Qi Hao poked her cheek, and Yi Yi quickly shook her head, looking at Qi Hao with a blank expression, as if she hadn't woken up yet: "Bu? (Huh? What's wrong? Qi Hao, why are you holding me? Are you trying to rub me in the middle of the night?)"

Then Yi Yi rubbed her forehead, immediately looking like she was about to cry out in pain: "(?w? )bu! (Why does my head hurt so much!)"

Qi Hao sat down on the bed, placed Yi Yi on his lap, and asked while rubbing her, "Do you want to evolve?"

Yi Yi felt comfortable being petted, and the little elf lay sprawled on Qi Hao's lap, saying, "No~ (No~)"

"But I just saw you squatting in front of the window, about to evolve. If I hadn't stopped you, you'd be an Umbreon by now. Were you sleepwalking?"

Yi Yi was stunned for a moment upon hearing this, then closed her eyes, guessing that something was wrong with her.

Qi Hao was also a little anxious about this situation. After all, in that situation, even the Yi Re Tong Xin network couldn't be connected. If he hadn't stopped it, Yi Yi might not have been Yi Yi anymore.

Yi Yi suddenly sat up and grabbed Qi Hao, shaking him repeatedly. However, Yi Yi's small strength was no match for him. Yi Yi's voice was trembling with tears: "(°ˉ??ˉ?°) Bu! ~The Minister of Defense has betrayed us~)"

Qi Hao was slightly surprised; the division of labor was actually quite clear: "Minister of Defense?"

“Bu. (Yes, he handled all the defensive matters, like the Xuanwu Absolute Holy Shield.)” Yi Yi nodded, then burst into tears: “( ??????????? )Bu! (Now he’s completely silent! He’s isolating me and all the other ministers in his mind!)”

"Alright, alright, maybe he has something else to do." Qi Hao hugged Yi Yi. Although he didn't know what the Minister of Defense was up to, Yi Yi seemed to have a good relationship with the other eight personalities.

Yi Yi climbed up Qi Hao's arm and onto his neck, swaying back and forth like she was riding a horse: "Bu! (The important thing is, I'm too scared to sleep now!)"

"Bu. (What if I evolve while I'm asleep! This didn't happen before, but now they can all come out and control my body as soon as I fall asleep. I haven't decided what I want to evolve into yet.)" Yi Yi lay on Qi Hao's head, looking dejected.

Qi Hao pondered. Even sleeping was a problem for Yi Yi now. In terms of evolution, Yi Yi's intimacy level was definitely enough, since it was one body. The other eight would probably use Yi Yi's intimacy level to evolve.

Fortunately, Eevee doesn't have Fairy-type moves, but Espeon and Umbreon only need to be used during the day or night, while the others require items or special conditions.

Qi Hao frantically racked his brains trying to figure out how to prevent these two evolutionary methods from succeeding.

After thinking for a long time, Qi Hao still couldn't come up with a way to block these two evolutionary paths.

"You seem to have fallen into a misconception."

[What misconceptions are there?]

There may not be a way to block these two evolutionary paths ( ' - ' * ), but there is a way to prevent Eevee from evolving.

[Is that so? Thanks. Looks like you're not so useless after all.]

Qi Hao pondered for a moment.

How to prevent Eevee from evolving?

Qihao seemed to know about this, since he had a Pokémon in his previous game, Ultra Emerald, that couldn't evolve.

Partner with Ibrahimovic!

Although Qihao didn't know the underlying principle, he still did it anyway, figuring he could always ask the system later.

Qi Hao took out the hat N had given him, looked up at Yi Yi on his head, and put the hat on her small head. Even though Qi Hao had chosen the smallest hat available, it was still a little big for Yi Yi.

“Cloth? (What’s this? A hat?)” Yi Yi grabbed the brim of the hat, straightened it, and then ran to the mirror next to her, looking at herself from left to right.

Finally, she jumped back into Qi Hao's arms and snuggled against him, saying, "Bu! (I like it very much!)"

It was clear that Yi Yi liked the hat very much. Qi Hao naturally patted her back and said softly, "Try again and see if you can evolve."

After hearing this, Yi Yi began to try to evolve, but after trying for a long time, no light of evolution appeared.

"Bu! (It can't evolve anymore! Yay! I can sleep peacefully again!)" Yi Yi cheered and jumped up to give Qi Hao a kiss on the cheek.

This left Qi Hao completely bewildered, turning him into a steam engine on the spot. He was utterly at a loss, wondering if Yi Yi had been planning this all along, since some elf was lusting after him.

However, is it true that some elf is lusting after Qi Hao's body?

Yes. Qi Hao felt something hard yet soft lean against him from behind. A metallic arm reached out from Qi Hao's shoulder, cooling down Qi Hao's slightly feverish head a little.

"Blade? (Can I join you?)" Blade peeked over Qi Hao's shoulder, feeling like her home had been invaded by her little cutie.

With lightning speed, A-Ren kissed Qi-Hao, so fast that Qi-Hao still couldn't figure out where A-Ren's mouth was. Then her hands became even more restless, and her attacks were so fierce that Yi-Yi was dumbfounded.

(?–?) Yi Yi said she was just expressing joy, which is similar to a human kissing a cat! Sister, what's going on here!

"Um, I advise you to calm down. I'm only eleven. You'll end up in jail if you keep acting like this. Besides, how could Yi Yi possibly have feelings for me? It's just a little animal expressing its happiness." Qi Hao said awkwardly, reaching out to touch A Ren's helmet, trying to soothe A Ren's emotions.

Unexpectedly, A-Ren grabbed Qi-Hao's hand and placed it on his cheek. Qi-Hao's hand slipped through the helmet: "Ren. (I know. I just wanted to kiss you.)"

Hmm, it feels soft to the touch. Although Qi Hao still doesn't know what the internal structure of A Ren's armor is, it is recommended to include it in the world's unsolved mysteries.

Qi Hao felt that if things continued like this, he might get beaten up by A Ren one day, and he didn't know what to do about it. Well... maybe he did, but he wanted to beat A Ren up too! But his age wouldn't allow it!!

Finally, A-Ren leaned on Qi-Hao's shoulder. Qi-Hao was so sleepy that he fell asleep in that position.

The night was so peaceful.