Pokémon Farm

Chapter 276 The Flying Man and the Appearing Snorlax

The place that Xuan Mingtian and his group arrived at first was not the battlefield.

It was the large open-air performance venue.

At this point, the seats were already full, and I was looking for a place to sit.

Stop thinking about it, just stand there.

Fortunately, there's my little cutie here.

No problem is a problem.

It immediately used its telekinetic power to control Xuan Mingtian and his group, suspending them in mid-air.

This scene left all the audience members and performers present speechless.

I never expected there would be such a trick up my sleeve.

It's like a heifer taking a spaceship and going to space in awesome style.

Fortunately, Xuan Mingtian and his group were not driven away because they had all paid for tickets.

Similarly, it's highly likely that there are no seats left in the audience at this very moment.

So whether he's in his seat, in mid-air, or in the sky, it doesn't change the fact that the circus performance is about to begin.

……

"Dear audience members, ahem, and... friends suspended in mid-air, welcome to the incredible circus."

"Waaah..."

"Hurry up and start the performance!"

"That's right, that's right, hurry up and perform, let's see how it differs from the others."

A young and beautiful woman stood in the center of the stage, talking eloquently about the circus.

Because of that brief pause, the audience started chiming in.

A large portion of the audience was upset about the expensive ticket prices. They even shouted loudly, trying to get the circus performers to hurry up and get to the main event.

"Alright, alright, everyone. I know you paid a high price for your tickets and you're a little bit upset."

As she said this, the beautiful young woman clasped her hands together, leaving only a tiny gap.

But when she got to the point of "a few hundred million", her hands suddenly opened wide.

It seems that she also has a tiny bit of an opinion about the high ticket price.

She then added, "Oh dear, the ticket price is indeed a bit high. But I'm just a worker; I can't own a share of the circus."

How I wish I could chop up a chicken head, burn joss paper with the landlady, and become sworn sisters.

But fate simply didn't give me that chance. It was always either she was busy and I was free, or I was busy and she was free, which made me very frustrated.

To everyone here—cough—and to those of you in mid-air, tell me, am I a little unlucky?

The beautiful young woman's complaints and introductions elicited laughter from the audience.

Of course, this included Xuan Mingtian and his group.

"Hahaha~ Brother Tian, ​​look, this host is so funny."

"That's right, that's right, Brother Tian, ​​she said something about a little bit. Little Tian, ​​and this 'chicken head' thing. Brother-in-law Tian, ​​and this 'fate doesn't give us a chance' thing. Hahaha, I almost died laughing."

Unfortunately, as soon as he finished speaking, their small group immediately fell silent.

Bai Wu, who was left there with his eyes closed and laughing, was laughing so hard that tears almost welled up in his eyes.

That's right, that's how this mink-hatted fellow climbed up the bamboo pole.

Even the way they address each other is becoming increasingly... "terrifying upon closer inspection."

Of course, there are all sorts of expressions and emotions in the crowd.

Some eyes were fixed on Xuan Mingtian. If eyes could speak, they would definitely say: Look at your own masterpiece, you've abducted another little girl.

Some had an "I see" expression on their faces.

Some were already deep in thought, their minds unreadable.

Of course, one of them is our Bai Ying, the violent loli.

Her face was flushed, the redness spreading to her ears and neck. Her index fingers were twirling back and forth on her dress.

"Bai Wu, children should know martial ethics. From now on, at most I'll call you 'brother,' and you'll call me 'brother,' we'll each call each other that..."

When Xuan Mingtian had finished speaking...

The beautiful host on stage spoke again: "Alright, alright, friends. Let's not waste any more time on small talk, after all, everyone is looking forward to the performance."

I personally disdain being a villain who wastes time, so let's start with our first performance: the trapeze artist.

As the beautiful young female host finished speaking, exciting music began to play in the room. Of course, it could also be called background music (BGM).

"Ta-da~ Ta-da~"

First to appear were four people dressed in circus costumes, two of them forming a pair.

Immediately afterwards, the ground began to tremble slightly. Then, on either side of the circus, two enormous, somewhat round elves emerged.

These are the sprites that are found all over the world, but in small numbers. They have many nicknames: Fatty, Glutton, Sleepyhead, and so on.

That's right, this is Snorlax, which weighs nearly half a ton.

Snorlax's body color is close to blue or navy blue, its belly and feet are white, and it has three claws on its feet.

It has two sharp teeth in its mouth, and its eyes are always squinted; no one has ever seen it open them. It has two upright, pointed ears on its head.

It spends its days in a cycle of eating and sleeping, a glutton who eats non-stop all the time except when it's sleeping.

What is perceived as a barking sound is sometimes actually snoring, and sometimes the growling of a hungry stomach. It won't be full or happy unless it eats at least 400 kilograms of food every day.

(400 kg refers to ordinary food. If it is energy-rich or high-satiety energy cubes, the daily requirement is no less than 80 kg.)

This is why many people, after being exploited for their own gain, suddenly go bankrupt.

Snorlax's stomach can digest anything. It has a sturdy stomach pouch, so it can eat even moldy food without any problem and won't get sick.

The digestive juices in its stomach can digest any poison, so it's fine even if it eats something that has fallen on the ground. Even the poison from Muk is just a seasoning to Snorlax's tongue.

After it starts eating, it will begin to doze off, and even while asleep, it will continue eating. After a large meal, it will find it difficult to even move a finger; it will then fall asleep. (This drowsiness is not without reason.)

As a result, Snorlax gradually became fat and, consequently, lazy. (Of course, with proper training, not all Snorlaxes are this lazy. Just look at the two in the circus.)

Snorlax has a gentle temperament and doesn't mind if someone jumps on its belly while it's taking a nap. It's a Pokémon that allows children to use its big belly as a playground.

The moment Xuan Mingtian saw Snorlax appear, he immediately thought that the admission ticket was really not expensive at all.

After all, the presence of two competitive eaters is enough to keep ticket prices high. Otherwise, how would they make a living?

At the same time, I also understood the purpose of these two Snorlax.

Either use its belly as an air cushion, or use Snorlax's immense strength to launch it high into the air.