Pokémon Farm

Chapter 246 Extra - System Xiao Cui

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Endless, indescribable, immeasurable...

One day, a beam of light, moving at an indescribable speed, sped along a passage adorned with stars.

"Heh heh~, let me take a look at this silly pig's (host's) memories first. Let's see if there are any bad habits or things that are not suitable for him."

The rapidly flying ball of light demonstrated its remarkable ability to multitask.

Quietly, quietly, I infiltrated that... seemingly humanoid, yet utterly transparent with its eyes tightly closed, a mass of energy.

As you can see, this is a sleeping soul.

At this moment, the ball of light enveloping the soul, while permeating it with energy, murmured to itself: "Wow, who would have thought this is such a high achiever? Not only is he proficient in mathematics, physics, and chemistry, but he also knows about various biology, military affairs, folk crafts, and building materials."

Wow, that's amazing! A true high achiever. Haha, the dump truck team has really sent over an incredible talent this time.

"Too bad... what does this have to do with me! Honestly, I get sent away every year. I'm observed every year, but still no promotion. I really don't know what's going on up there, it's driving me crazy."

At this moment, the indescribable ball of light, while spying, was also cursing. It couldn't understand why others could get promoted and receive raises after working for hundreds or thousands of epochs, but for Him, things were completely different.

The more he thought about it, the more indignant he became: "Damn it, what good is being a top student! He was still sent here by a whole truckload of dump trucks. If he were really that capable, would he have fought them both ways when they were ramming him? Hah~ Pfft~"

Unfortunately, no matter how much this ball of light spits, it is still a part of His energy. Therefore, even if the small ball of energy is spat out, it returns to Him at a speed faster than it currently does.

However, despite the criticism, the memories of this soul still must be viewed. After all, a strategist must have principles; if it's about spying, then it's absolutely unacceptable to openly watch.

I don't know if a minute, an hour, a year, or several eras have passed.

In short, within this passageway dotted with stars, time seemed to lose its proper flow.

At that very moment, in another lane of the passage, a bluish-white ball of light enveloped a soul entity with its eyes also closed.

This mass of energy, however, had no consciousness whatsoever. Instead, it autonomously enveloped and protected the soul within it.

A closer look reveals that this ball of light is slowly merging with that soul.

Shifting gaze...

"Hahaha~ Hahahaha"

Just then, the ball of light, who had been spying, witnessed an incredible yet hilarious scene.

"Hahaha~ I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter. Hahaha~ My boss! This guy, this soul, is still a virgin at 48."

What's even funnier is that he'd only been dating his girlfriend for six months. He was planning to walk home early to break the virginity curse. But then—hahahaha—I can't take it, I'm dying of laughter! Damn it, he was almost home when he ran into a whole convoy of dump trucks. Pfft, hahahaha!

"No, I'm a good commander, ~trembling~ no matter what happens, I must... hahaha... I can't hold back anymore."

Okay, so it was this ball of light. The soul that was enveloped by it was originally preparing to go home to break the virginity curse.

As a result, the dump truck team couldn't stand it and delivered it directly to us.

What a disaster! They should at least give him one more day.

"48 years old~ Do you know what 48 years old means? That's practically halfway to the grave, I can't afford to be even a day short of it. Hmm... that feels great!"

After browsing—no, it should be said—after spying on the other party's memories, the ball of light completely relaxed its mind and shamelessly criticized (praised) the dump truck team.

Although the "48-year-old virgin curse" didn't really bother him, it didn't stop him from mocking the other person.

And so, laughing and laughing...

He was driving just fine, but because He relaxed His mind, He gradually veered off course, completely unaware of it.

Gradually...gradually...

"Bang~"

Although there is no air or anything else in the passage, it doesn't prevent us from adding a sound.

"Ugh, what's going on? What's happening?"

After the violent collision, He was the first to regain His senses and glanced at the nearby cluster of soul energy that had fallen out of His body.

Upon closer inspection, it was found that there wasn't much of a problem. He immediately turned on him and started cursing: "How infuriating! How can you drive like that? The lane is so wide, how could you knock me down? Let me tell you, Mai Nianyi - System·Xiao Cui..."

"You bastard, do you know how many people are waiting for me to eat? You hit me and delayed me. Tell me, how are you going to compensate me?"

Knowing that the soul energy cluster she was supposed to protect was alright, Xiao Cui immediately flashed to the blue-white light sphere.

However, they received no response from the other party...

Of course, when Xiao Cui didn't get a reply, she would definitely investigate further.

His energy orb immediately transformed into a small hand. It turned left and right, and seeing that there were no other orbs of light passing by at high speed, it quickly moved around.

Then, the small energy hand pressed down, only to discover that the ball of light had no consciousness whatsoever.

But suddenly~

Suddenly, a line of words appeared on the surface of the bluish-white light: "You son of a bitch, have you touched enough?"

The subtitles disappeared, but a video started playing in its place.

"Holy shit!"

With a gasp, Xiao Cui immediately took a few steps back. She realized that the video was from the car accident that had just occurred.

Similarly, He also discovered that the root cause did not lie with the other party.

"Um... hey boss. How about I give you a sliver of my essence, and we part ways here, okay?"

"Bring it here"

Text reappeared on the bluish-white light. But this time it was so brief and so direct.

In this situation, even the system Xiao Cui could only helplessly extract a wisp of its essence and transfer it into the bluish-white light cluster.

There's nothing I can do; I made this mess of myself, so I have to accept it even if I break my head.

However, when System Xiao Cui looked at the ball of light, her first thought was: the other party must have been someone powerful who got in through connections. Just those Green Wood Law and Life Law alone surpassed her entire fortune. Although it was only a fragment, that didn't diminish its preciousness.

Unfortunately, because of his own mistakes, all he wanted at that moment was to leave the scene of the car accident as quickly as possible.

If it's spotted by a passing or alert light cluster, it will definitely result in a fine and a deduction from performance records.

Therefore, without turning her head, Xiao Cui picked up the scattered soul energy clusters in the passageway. Then, without even saying goodbye, she drove away.

It can truly be said that life is impermanent…

This accident was caused by a moment of distraction while driving.