Chapter 12 Black Charcoal: Big Butt, Good for Childbearing
Chapter 12 Black Charcoal: Big Butt, Good for Childbearing
After sharing her thoughts on Kurenai Yuhi, Eri looked at Kazuhiko and gave him an approving smile.
"You've done a good job lately. Shisui highly praises your psychological medicine, which finally puts my mind at ease and makes me realize that making you a medical ninja was a mistake."
Eri got up and went to Kazuhiko's side, straightening her son's collar.
"For the sake of your career, I can allow you to make an exchange using secret techniques..."
He Yan grasped his mother's hand, a little touched: "I love you, Mom!"
"But there's a condition."
Kazuhiko: Oh no, it seems like I fell in love too early.
"Within a year, whoever it is, must bring a wife back for me to see. If you can't bring one back, you'll have to pay back 15 taels with interest, nine out of ten times and thirteen back. Moreover, I will personally arrange blind dates for you."
Kazuhiko gasped.
What did I do here? Is this still Naruto?
What the heck is this "nine outings and thirteen returns" and "blind date" nonsense?
"Mom, this is usury!"
"Yes, I know."
"We're mother and child, bound by blood!"
"Take it or leave it."
"Yes, yes, yes!" Kazuhiko grabbed Eri's hand. "I promise I'll complete the mission! I love you, Mom! You're the most beautiful and open-minded person in the world..."
"Go eat."
"Okay!"
Ying Shu brought the fish soup to the table and sighed softly.
"15 taels of silver! Just to meet someone? That money could buy so many watermelons..."
Blackie wagged its tail, expressing its strong agreement:
"If you like it, just rub it up there yourself, meow~. This money is enough to buy lots of fish, meow~"
Eri's eyes drifted to the person and the cat, and the dining table immediately fell silent.
After the meal, Hideki went to the Hokage Building to post Kazuhiko's employment assignment.
[Rank A Mercenary Quest: Illusion Instructor]
[Employer: Uchiha Kazuhiko, genin]
[Reward: 15 taels]
[Task Content: Instruct the employer in illusion techniques for one week]
[Additional condition: Requires the specific ninja, Kurenai Yuhi]
The mission caused a sensation in the mission lobby as soon as it was released.
The ridiculously easy A-rank missions have many ninjas eager to try them out.
"It's a pity they specified ninjas, otherwise teaching them genjutsu could earn 15 taels. This kind of mission isn't something anyone can just do!"
"Outrageous! And this is a mission issued by the Uchiha ninja? A clan famous for genjutsu needs someone else to teach them genjutsu? Is this guy out of his mind?"
"Mind your own business with the Uchiha clan. They're just rich and stupid..."
"Is the Uchiha who issued this mission trying to learn genjutsu? I could hear him rattling around like that at the village entrance. He's probably trying to seduce Kurenai Yuhi!"
"Shh, keep your voice down, there are Uchiha clan ninjas over there."
In front of the mission list stood two ninjas with fan patterns printed on their bodies.
The leader, Uchiha Yuto, frowned and looked at his younger brother, asking in confusion:
"Who is Kazuhiko? Does our Uchiha clan have such an idiot?"
Yuuji casually searched for a quest to take on.
"An 18-year-old medical genin, a guy who almost died in a battlefield mission, it's a pity he didn't awaken the Sharingan."
"What an idiot! Our Uchiha clan's genjutsu is unparalleled; who dares to tell us what to do!"
The belittling of the Uchiha by passersby enraged Yuuto.
"The reputation of our Uchiha clan is ruined by guys like this! Don't let me ever run into you!"
After delivering those harsh words to Kazuhiko, Yuuto strode to the center of the hall and shouted:
"Who said Uchiha ninjas are stupid and rich? Step forward! Dare to fight me?"
Yuuji covered his face, donning a mask of pain. "It's happening again..."
He wanted to turn around and leave, pretending not to know Yuuto.
But that person was his brother, and he was just a low-ranking ninja.
He was afraid that if he really left, his brother would be unable to fight others and would be bullied.
"Sigh~"
……
The root tissue base is located underground in the leaf.
"Eri's actions are unusual."
A Root ninja knelt on one knee and presented the intelligence.
Danzo took the scroll, his brows furrowing slightly.
"15 taels, specifically for Kurenai Yuhi to provide genjutsu instruction to Kazuhiko Uchiha..."
What does it mean to have Kurenai Yuhi, a special Jonin, teach Uchiha genjutsu?
"What does Eri want to do?"
Danzo was momentarily puzzled as to the meaning behind Eri's actions.
He couldn't understand why an Uchiha Jonin who had awakened the three-tomoe Sharingan would need someone else to teach his son genjutsu.
conspiracy!
They must have something else in mind!
"My lord, there is one more thing."
Another ninja spoke up:
"Eri's ninja cat, Kurozumi, left the Uchiha clan's territory after the mission was issued, heading towards Kurenai Yuhi's residence."
"A ninja cat?" Danzo narrowed his eyes. "Is Eri investigating Kurenai Yuhi?"
I knew things wouldn't be that simple!
The inherently evil Uchiha clan will not be fooled by my sharp three-tomoe Sharingan!
"According to surveillance records, Uchiha Kazuhiko has made several public statements about Tsunade, expressing his admiration for her. His comrades jokingly call him 'the guy who likes madams.'"
The Root ninja reported with a blank expression:
"Intelligence indicates that Kazuhiko may have an Oedipus complex and a preference for older women. Considering this mission, I speculate that his main purpose is to use the mission to get close to Kurenai Yuhi and fulfill his personal desires."
Danzo paused for a moment, then let out a cold laugh.
"You mean, Eri Uchiha spent 15 ryo to send out ninja cats to investigate, just to help her son pick up girls?"
"That's not all. Chasing girls is just a facade; the real purpose is political. By befriending Kurenai Yuhi, he can also win over ninjas associated with the Yuhi clan. Although the Yuhi clan has declined, its foundation still remains."
Danzo fell silent.
This deduction aligns with his stereotypical view of the evil Uchiha clan.
Trying to win over other ninja clans—they clearly have ulterior motives!
Recalling the "psychological clinic" mentioned in the investigation report, he immediately remembered Kazuhiko, the ninja who only knew "talk therapy".
Danzo's three-tomoe jade pendant, hidden beneath his bandages, slowly rotated and began to speak:
"A piece of trash who doesn't even have Sharingan, hmph, using a piece of trash to win over Kurenai Yuhi, a special Jonin with genjutsu abilities, huh..."
This is a joke in the face of the Sharingan.
Thinking of this, he got up and paced upwards along the passageway, his tone laced with disdain:
"These petty tricks won't cause any real trouble."
"My lord, should we increase surveillance on Kazuhiko?"
"No need."
Danzo waved his hand, "Continue to contact Shisui, as for the other trash..."
A mocking smile tugged at the corner of his mouth:
"Ignore him. Once Shisui joins Root, all the secrets of the Uchiha clan will be mine. At that time, the Uchiha clan will be completely under my control."
"Yes."
The Root ninjas disappeared into the darkness, leaving only the flickering candlelight in the entire underground world.
Meanwhile, in a house somewhere in Konoha.
A black cat sat on the steps, its tail elegantly coiled in front of it.
A figure was reflected in her amber pupils: a beautiful woman with black hair and red eyes, her legs wrapped in bandages—none other than the [Leading Figure of Konoha's Illusionary Arts Department]—
Red sunset.
Meow~
Black Charcoal tilted its head, deliberately trying to look cute.
As Eri's ninja cat, it knows that no woman can resist this "head patting" move.
As expected, Kurenai fell for the trick and smiled broadly, revealing her pearly white teeth.
She bent down and reached out her slender hand to stroke the top of the black charcoal head.
Black Charcoal squinted his eyes comfortably, looking very smug.
Ah, women.
At the same time, she scrutinized Kurenai Yuhi and began to judge Eri's future daughter-in-law—
Her teeth are pretty good, but her breasts are a bit small.
However, having a big butt means she's easy to give birth to.
……
NABC