NABC Chapter 6: Happy Enemies
Chapter 6: Happy Enemies
Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian was so angry his breasts ached. Clutching his chest, he rebuked, "As the director, you should consider the feelings of every guest!"
Hu Yifei was about to continue her tirade against Zeng Xiaoxian when she suddenly noticed a spectator standing at the door. She couldn't help but ask, "Who are you? Don't you know this is a restricted area, and unauthorized personnel aren't allowed in?"
Martin introduced himself: "Hello, my name is Martin, and I am a priest."
"Oh, so you're that priest from some 'Holy Mother's Society' thing? You dare steal my place? I'll teach you a lesson you won't forget..."
Before Zeng Xiaoxian could finish speaking, Hu Yifei pushed him aside.
Hu Yifei then quickly approached Martin, her eyes filled with aggression as she gazed at his stunning good looks.
Martin felt as if he were being watched by a powerful lion, and his heart pounded.
"May I ask who you are?"
"Hu Yifei has living parents, one younger brother, and is currently single!"
"Haha, you're really joking. Look, even your boyfriend isn't happy about it."
Martin chuckled and unconsciously took a step back.
"Boy friend?"
Hu Yifei paused for a moment, then turned her head to look.
At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Martin with angry eyes, as if he wanted to tear him to pieces.
"No, no, no, you've misunderstood. He's my enemy, not my boyfriend!"
Hu Yifei's tone changed; it became very gentle.
Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth and looked at Hu Yifei with the same gaze he had when he first met her.
[Zeng Xiaoxian's Angry Birds: Pretty boy, you not only stole my hosting job, but you also tried to steal my girl... Uh cough cough, you're dead meat!!!]
Zeng Xiaoxian deliberately asked, "You said your name is... Cow... Horse..."
"Martin."
Martin kept smiling.
He was very excited at that moment.
Hu Yifei is as still as a virgin and as swift as a rabbit.
Tall stature and short legs, the cheeky Zeng Xiaoxian.
These two are big celebrities!
Hu Yifei slapped Zeng Xiaoxian.
Zeng Xiaoxian glared back defiantly, then said to Martin sarcastically, "Hey, your so-called 'Saint Mary Society' is so unreliable! What time is it? Why are you only arriving now?"
Seeing the barbed words from Zeng Xiaoxian, Martin knew that he was hostile towards him, and couldn't help but smile slightly.
Martin feigned ignorance and asked, "And who is this?"
"You can just call him 'Bitch Zeng'."
Hu Yifei was very unhappy with Zeng Xiaoxian's attitude towards Martin, and deliberately made a sarcastic remark.
Not wanting to be looked down upon by Martin, Zeng Xiaoxian retorted defiantly, "Pah! My name is Zeng Xiaoxian!"
Hu Yifei was about to get angry, but when she thought of Martin next to her, she held back.
With her back to Martin, Hu Yifei glared at Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "Zeng Xiaoxian, if you have nothing else to do, go ahead and do your thing. I still need to arrange Father Martin's rehearsal."
Zeng Xiaoxian ignored Hu Yifei's threat and calmly said, "Oh? Is that so? As the groom's designated emcee, I should rehearse with him."
Hu Yifei's face turned green with anger, but the next second, she smiled and said gently to Martin, "Father Martin, how about this, I'll arrange for someone to take you to rehearsal first. I'll be there shortly after I've finished my personal business."
Before Martin could agree, Hu Yifei turned and called out, "Tony! The priest is here. Take Father Martin to rehearsal first!"
"Sister Yifei, what about the takeout..."
Forget about the takeout!
Hearing the anger in Hu Yifei's tone, Tony wisely refrained from asking any further questions and quickly pulled Martin away.
"Father, this way please, follow me..."
As soon as the two left, Hu Yifei rolled up her sleeves, ready to loosen Zeng Xiaoxian's bones.
"Hu Yifei! There are so many people here, I'm warning you, you...you better not do anything reckless!"
Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at the crowd, his expression fierce but his heart weak.
"Oh? Is that so?"
Hu Yifei clenched her fists so tightly they cracked, and moved closer and closer.
Zeng Xiaoxian looked around and found that the group of people who were just there had disappeared, leaving only a mess on the ground, especially a shoe that no one knew who had been left there.
"Yifei, little Feifei, Feifeifeifei~"
Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to resort to his ultimate trick: being a jerk.
"Ugh~ Shut up! I'm getting goosebumps."
Hu Yifei shuddered in disgust.
Hu Yifei compared them, saying, "Why is there such a huge difference between people sometimes? Look at Martin, how handsome he is, even more handsome than a cricket! And look at you, the word 'cheap' doesn't even begin to describe your character."
"Look at other people's smiles, they radiate warmth and enthusiasm, their enthusiasm contains elegance, and their elegance even reveals a touch of... playfulness! Look at your smile, I'm really at a loss for words."
"Hey, stop with the personal attacks!"
Zeng Xiaoxian flicked his clothes, revealing what he thought was a very handsome smile, and said, "I believe there are few men in this world whose looks can rival mine."
"Ugh~"
Hu Yifei gagged and said disdainfully, "If you had eaten even a single peanut, you wouldn't be this drunk!"
"you..."
Zeng Xiaoxian earnestly advised, "Yifei, don't be fooled by that pretty boy. There are many hypocritical people these days who prey on women for money and sex!"
"Come on, how could such a handsome man be a conman? And even if he were a conman, he wouldn't be at a disadvantage." Hu Yifei blushed slightly, but quickly covered it up.
"Seriously? Does having good facial features really mean your values follow your looks?"
Zeng Xiaoxian's chin almost touched the ground. He gestured with his hands in the air a few times, and said incredulously, "Didn't you always put a man's inner qualities first? What's wrong with you now?"
Hu Yifei said casually, "That applies to people like you whose appearances aren't that impressive anymore."
Zeng Xiaoxian: "????"
I feel offended!
"When you encounter a guy of this caliber, it's hard for anyone not to... feel all girlish!"
Hu Yifei cupped her hands to her chest, her eyes shining with excitement.
Zeng Xiaoxian said unhappily, "Then please calm down a bit! He is, after all, a priest. Maybe... he doesn't know how to fall in love and is only focused on saving the world for God. I advise you to stop trying to seduce him."
"Pshaw, a priest isn't a monk from Shaolin Temple. Besides, aren't there plenty of monks getting married these days?"
After saying that, Hu Yifei excitedly asked, "Did you notice the way he looked at me just now?"
"Did you notice my eyes? Small eyes, but they still have eyes!"
Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows at Hu Yifei in a huff.
Hu Yifei: "(。￣д￣)"
What should I do if I feel nauseous?
"I have important things to do, and I don't want to talk to you anymore."
Hu Yifei turned to leave.
Zeng Xiaoxian could easily see through her ulterior motives and immediately stopped her.
"You're the director, like a grand marshal in ancient times. Now that we're facing a formidable enemy, how can you leave the command post without permission? If things go wrong, how can you face your best friend? It's just about seeing that pretty boy... How's the priest's rehearsal going? It's okay, I'll go for you!"
After Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, he ran out without waiting for Hu Yifei to reply.
"That damned bastard Zeng!"
Hu Yifei almost ground her teeth to powder.
"Sister Yifei, come here for a second!"
"Damn! They're here!"
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