just bury fairy tales

Chapter 11_Crayon Shin-chan

As the saying goes, there is a genius in the world who is ignored by American boys called Shinnosuke. Shinnosuke's unscrupulous skills have dropped the world's seventh-level, and he can fight the bastard with Superman, but is Shinnosuke Nohara so easy to give up?Of course not, in the unscrupulous world he built, the people living in it are often innocent and happy. This is exactly the happiness without happiness that we have been pursuing, bastard.

"Xiao Jiu, are you envious that I got Kinosakura's collection of painted wood?"

"Asshole, who would envy your picture book collection, I'm just basking in the sun!" the bald-headed boy read.

"Don't pretend to be calm, I've already seen you looking at Kinosakura's Ukiji with those luscious eyes." Shinnosuke said while twisting his butt.

I really think it's okay to take out a gun and shoot him thousands of shots.

"Where did you get your painting wooden set?" The bald boy in the vest suddenly noticed that the outside of the painting wooden set was slightly wet with water. Hey, could it be...

"I picked it up outside!" Shinnosuke proudly flicked the painting wood collection on his hand, hehe, you dare to ask for things outside, you are not afraid of being poisoned to death, the point is who owns this painting wood collection.

I didn't even know that the incredible day started with the painting wood set from the little novice.

In the evening, I told my mother about this, Meiya asked Shinnosuke to hand over the photo album under her buttocks, opened it up and looked at it a few times, "Since I picked it up on the ground, I won't say anything, anyway, confiscated!"

"Hey, why, why?" Xiaoxin anxiously filled his mouth with air.

"Children are not allowed to look at such things. Mom is doing it for your own good." Meiya pointed her finger up and said, then put it on the cabinet at the back, and took it back to the room later.

"Mom wants to see it herself!"

"Who wants to see something like this!"

"Mom, big witch!"

"Dare to call me a big witch, watch my drill skills!"

"Ah, no, no, no, no!"

(The Meiya family who can't calm down no matter what)

The bald vest lay on the ground smiling.

Three weeks ago, Meiya bought a beautiful white cup. When she woke up the next day, she saw a child sitting in the yard basking in the sun. Of course, the sun meant that the sun had already risen, but the whole family was still there. Sleeping late, a certain cup spirit who is not polite will show them his back in a scary way, because they can't see the shadow of the cup spirit.

All in all, Meiya's family, who was taken aback, has since had an extra cup spirit to spend the day at home, and occasionally help Meiya with housework, most of the time they quietly scare people from invisible places, even those with a strong sense of smell Xiaobai also can't smell this non-physical tease, hey, why did he suddenly think of robbing a bank in such a strange space.

In the early morning, at twelve thirty, on the second floor of Xiaoxin Pingshe, on the sleeping couch.

The floor where the alarm clock and the collection of painted wood that Shinnosuke picked up the previous day were placed.At this moment, Meiya, who is two feet long and half a foot wide, absolutely does not allow Xiaoxin to touch her, but puts it near her head and flipped through the weird painting and wood collection. She suddenly opened the cover by herself. I thought it was just because of the wind, but I didn’t expect it to be more than that. After a few seconds, the heart of the person in the dream beat a few times, and the wood painting collection moved from the floor, standing upright like a square monster, with two corners standing on the floor like two feet. Walk up to Xiaoxin, and then a visible white air floats in Xiaoxin's sleeping body?Come and fly into its mouth, like a wild monster.

Huakiji walked slowly to the next prey. Originally, the closest to him was Meimei, who was watching it by the desk lamp at night, but it was Shinnosuke who was sleeping in the middle at first, and Shinnosuke's face suddenly It became ashen and decayed, like a sick child who had a fever, so when it returned to Meiya, we could almost predict that it was a monster that was not picky eaters. If we were to say why, just three words: you know of.

After Huamuji absorbed the air from the four sleeping people, it pretended to be an ordinary Huamuji that Xiaoxin wanted to see without any consciousness.

Can I just wipe my ass and forget what I did after lying down in the old place? You bastard!

Meiya's family was woken up by the alarm clock early in the morning, and everyone was very confused. Meiya barely opened her eyes, interrupted the alarm clock with her hand, and Xiaoxin shook her head, weakly: " I don't seem to be able to go to school today." This guy must be happy, today is kindergarten injection day, bastard.

Wait, shouldn't Dad say something at this time, after all, he is also the pillar of the family, why is he even more useless than Mom from just now!Well, Dad finally said weakly: "My head hurts, I seem to be sick." How can you say such sissy words? Dad, you are really embarrassing to the family. Fortunately, Xiao Kui Be taken by Meiya's parents to live there for a few days, otherwise you will become a useless father who can neither protect his wife nor his son and daughter. I'm just kidding, so what is the last calm Beiling doing?Could it be that he is already sick and frail? It's a pity that I haven't interviewed him yet, so am I thinking about this?

Bei Ling finally couldn't bear it and got out of the quilt, and then kicked the quilt away, his face was so red, could it be that I accidentally (hey, it was intentional, okay) set up fIay even if he couldn't let him Does the glorious death make him weaker than Hiroshi Nohara, Mime Nohara, and Shinnosuke Nohara?So here comes the question, is our classmate Bei Ling sucked in too much white gas, or is he just a child with poor health?Audience friends in front of the TV, let's play the program and call 310310, choose the answer you think is right, and there will be a prize for the correct answer, it's a lie, how can we get any prize if we are so poor, only I am a star Take a copy, do you want it?

Without further ado, let's continue to monitor the living conditions of the Nohara family.

"Did we eat anything yesterday?"

Mina Nohara said with blank eyes.

"I ate mother's green peppers yesterday, and it was indeed my mother's green peppers."

Shinnosuke Nohara opened his mouth wide and said.

What he said now, my mother would definitely beat him up. Sure enough, no matter what the situation, this kid is very infuriating.

"You wait for me, Xiaoxin, until mom gets well..."

Nohara Miya weakly issued a violent beating warning, so she said that her mother would beat Xiaoxin no matter what, for the great maternal love.

"You guys, who got up and called an ambulance..."

At this time, Hiroshi Nohara said?In this way, has he forgotten that he is the pillar of the family?

"Of course you went, who else?"

Speaking as his wife, Mime Nohara.

"Yeah, Dad is the only big man in the family."

Shinnosuke Nohara also spoke.

"Hey, at this time, I'm the only man in the family."

The sick father got up in distress and swayed, and Suginosuke Kaginohara, who was sleeping next to him, was afraid that he would suddenly fall down and crush him. It must be very painful to think about it.

But fortunately, Dad stood up strong, abandoned the group of bastards, groped to the stairs with the cabinet, only heard a thumping sound of going downstairs, Hiroshi Nohara finally came to the stairs in a trance Look, there are drops of sweat condensed on his head, it must have taken a lot of effort, before he could move to the door of the telephone, his body wobbled and suddenly fell to the ground.

At this time, I played the March of the Volunteers, and waited for the only big man in the family to climb with a fierce and ethnic voice. Hiroshi Nohara said in his mouth:

"I can't fall here, I'm the only big man in the family!"

Although I don't know why he is excited, but this is a man, always shouting about family.

Hiroshi Nohara climbed up to the phone, he stood tremblingly and straightened his legs, leaning on the cabinet, and put his fingers close to the numbers on the phone...

Xiaoxin made the call, and Suginosuke pulled Hiroshi's father's face to both sides.

"Are you awake? Sure enough, the whole family shouldn't believe you."

Dad shed sad tears.

The whole family was transported away by ambulance, Xiaobai waved his hands and followed the neighbors away, the house that Nohara had to repay the loan for 36 years was finally left clean, the culprit Huamuji leisurely got up from the straw mat, turned around In a circle, it floated into the air.

If Xiaobai climbs up to the balcony of his home alone, he will see a scene that makes people scream and pull out their hair: the painting wood collection has become two books.

God, isn't this scary?This is advanced magic. If you buy one popsicle and turn it into two, you will die of joy.

So, if the painting wood collection that can make people sick becomes two books, you will definitely cry and roll your eyes.In fact, this is the gap in making things.

The sports car was running on a steep curve road, and the red-haired man was chewing on a cigar and spinning the car ferociously. The destination was Kasugabe, Saitama Prefecture...

It is said that the Nohara family was admitted to the hospital, and the doctor in the hospital asked them to hang up several bottles of glucose, saying that their health was too poor. The two children and the two adults all started chatting with the nurse after the hospital left.

"Mom, have you recently spent the advance money on clothes and bought fake meat for us?"

Shinnosuke turned his head suspiciously to Mime Nohara on the other hospital bed.

Nohara Hiroshi also glanced at her suspiciously, and was glared back by the angry Meiya.

Although I don't know why the whole family is anemic, it is definitely not a problem with her cooking.That's right, last month the whole family didn't have enough advances to eat pickles for breakfast for half a month, it's okay, how could their family be in such poor health!

"We are not being targeted by some evil thing."

Meiya suddenly thought of this aspect.

"How is it possible, don't think about it."

The only big man in the family interrupted her fantasies that grew more and more frightening.

"Dad must have provoked a vixen pretending to be a beautiful woman outside."

"That's right!" Meiya glanced at her husband.

"Hey, hey, what are you thinking about, is your father and husband like this?"

Hiroshi Nohara raised his fist in dissatisfaction.

"That's the kind of person."

At this moment, the three people in the room thought in unison.

"On a sunny day, our whole family, except for Xiaokui and Xiaobai, was admitted to the hospital. This is really a rare experience."

That's right, the last time I went to the hospital was the night I went to Osaka to play. It seemed that I was so full that my stomach couldn't digest it, and was carried back by the medical staff on a stretcher.

"Occasionally enjoy the rare hospital hospitality!"

Meiya said with a smile.

Just then the nurse came in, "Sister nurse, do you like candy pudding or ice cream cone, I like both."

Meiya clenched her fists angrily.

The little bald man on the side was lazily watching TV, and Nohara Hiroshi worked hard to study the workmanship of the sheets.

"Bang!" Sure enough, he was beaten.

Isn't it?The expected mother was furious.

"A long time ago, there was a little girl who wanted someone to care for her, but no one cared for her. She secretly breathed air, coughed heavily, and her eyes were filled with tears. When no one knew, she closed her eyes tiredly. , she thought she was dead, but she didn't die, she became a painting on the painting wood collection, and the painting wood collection absorbed her energy for her to live, she was so tired, she didn't want other people's energy, she was already Don't cherish life, otherwise you won't die from exhaustion, Hua Muji loves her and doesn't want her to die, so more and more people lose their energy and become dizzy..."

"I really want to die, I really want to die, why don't you let me go, I'm really uncomfortable."

"Please, stay by my side, you wait for me, and when I reach home again, I don't need to suck their energy."

"Hehe, I really want to die without thinking about anything, I really want to vomit..."

Forced to survive, tears and pain caused blood to fall, and the whole body couldn't control it, like a burning pain spreading from the heart, ah!ah!vomit!

Hehehe, hehehe, why can't you die, why do you want me to live at all costs, I really don't want to bear all this...

The bald boy got the news and got up from the hospital bed, "Where are you going?" Xiaoxin asked.

The bald head was so painful that he wanted to cry, he gritted his teeth and endured the desire to speak and vomit: "I, go save someone."

With that said, he got out of bed and left the ward wearing slippers.

"Hey, kid, why didn't you hang up the needle, kid, hey!"

The bald head ran away from the people in the hospital.

He got on the bus and went back to his home with the Nohara family. Xiaobai stuck out his head from the yard next door and barked at him. He smiled, sweating all over his body and tears in his eyes. He turned around and never saw each other again. .

Entering this house where he lived for two weeks, although it was only two weeks, the life of the Nohara family was so fulfilling that he couldn't help crying, his heart and whole body hurt so badly, he crawled and wanted to vomit blood and walked to the painting wood collection, two books Hua Muji stayed in the air at the stairway, the sound of sad crying and collapse came from them? , the one who can't bear the pain of being alive, and the one who can't bear the pain of leaving a friend, are poor people.

Three beams of light shone on them, the bald vest and the two picture books disappeared, leaving a white cup on the ground.

……

"Xiaoshan, let's eat."

On the dining table of the Nohara family, there is always a place reserved for their Xiaoshan.

Mime Nohara, hello, Hiroshi Nohara, hello, Shinnosuke Nohara, hello, Xiaobai, hello, and what else?Xiao Kui, who was away from home and didn't have time to meet, hello, hello, thank you for spending time with me.

I love you guys so much, hehe.

Tears flowed from the distressed mouth.