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Chapter 70 Extra Story·The so-called two people

Extra Story: The So-Called Two People

On the first day of work after the weekend, I received a transfer order from Deputy Chief Awashima.Hitoro Akiyama, currently a member of the special task force of the Fencing Mobile Section, asked to temporarily serve as the personal assistant of the head of Munakata for a few days, 24 hours a day.

the first day

The so-called hobby is to have a strong interest in something.

The terminal received a text message from Munakata's head, so Akiyama Hido came to the third floor of the head's room, knocked on the door of the head, and waited until he heard the head of Munakata say "please come in", then opened the door and entered Office of the head of the office.

"Director, what's the matter?" Qiushan Bingdu suddenly lost his voice for a moment after seeing the scene inside, but he soon returned to normal.

Those who often report to the chief's office know that Chief Munakata likes to play puzzles.Especially the kind with a lot of pieces.The pattern is good no matter what, and sometimes when you get tired of the usual style, you start to play with some custom photo puzzles.

Akiyama Hito didn't know what kind of mood Deputy Chief Awashima or Fushimi Saruhiko felt when he saw Chief Munakata put together a puzzle made out of his ID photos.Is he really the only one who thought that the head of Munakata's office would take such an ugly ID photo?

"Oh, Akiyama-kun is here." Reji Munakata looked at Akiyama Hido who walked in, with a happy smile on his face.

"Yes." Akiyama Hido showed a formulaic smile, waiting for the task given by Mr. Munakata.

"Akiyama-kun, I want to ask you something." Munakata Reiji propped his chin with one hand, and held a puzzle piece in the fingertips of the other hand: "Akiyama-kun, can you help me find the puzzle piece? I found this One piece of the puzzle is missing.”

"...Looking for a puzzle?" Qiushan Bingdu was slightly taken aback.

"Find the puzzle." Munakata Reiji nodded affirmatively.

Can I paste red bean paste on your face?What is the cleaning robot for? Did you build it? !

these days

The so-called image is for the purpose of destroying anytime and anywhere.

On the first night of becoming a personal assistant, I received a call from Mr. Munakata asking him to pick him up at work tomorrow.But when Akiyama Hido was waiting outside the gate of Munakata's house, the agreed time had passed, but the head of Munakata had not yet appeared.

After connecting with the butler, Akiyama Bingdu drove into Zongxiang's house.When he found Reiji Munakata from the low-key and luxurious bedroom, he found that his room chief was thinking about which uniform to wear in the cloakroom with his arms folded, although as far as Akiyama Hidu personally thought, those few He didn't see any difference between the uniforms. As for the so-called fabrics, origins, and manufacturing techniques...

You don't understand the world of local tyrants.

Qiushan Bingdu glanced at the time again: "Director, I'm going to be late."

"Akiyama-kun, which one do you think it should be?" Munakata Reisi asked after thinking about it.

"The middle set." Akiyama said after looking at the label under the uniform.

Then Munakata Reishi happily took... the first one on the left: "After hearing what Akiyama-kun said, I realized that I want to choose this one."

"...Director, I'm going to be late."

"Akiyama-kun, would you like a cup of morning tea? I bought some Assam black tea from Assam in northeast India, it's not bad. Would you like to try it?" Munakata said after changing his uniform. By the way, he didn't wait for Akiyama Bingdu If he answered, he rang the bell to ask the butler to bring the brewed black tea to the flower hall.

"Director, don't you want to fix your hair again?" Akiyama Hido didn't say anything in the end, seeing that Munakata's signature upturned hair didn't turn up today, so he changed the subject and asked.

"Ah, maybe I didn't sleep well yesterday, and I kept turning over." Mr. Munakata's answer made Akiyama Hido stunned for a moment, but he understood after a while. Did that look actually come out of sleep?

So I lied to Fushimi-kun to get a haircut at an expensive salon. It really is Mr. Munakata, are you kidding him?

Seeing that Mr. Munakata seemed to really want to go to the flower hall to drink tea, Akiyama Hido had to remind him one last time: "... Mr. Munakata, we're going to be late."

"It's okay, I don't need to clock in." Reiji Munakata sat at the dining table, took the ironed newspaper from the housekeeper, and sipped it carefully while holding a teacup.

Can I paste red bean paste on your face?So in fact, you are late every day, director, right?The head of the office doesn't need to clock in to work, so it can't be more cruel, but me has to clock in!

the third day

The so-called shopping, not only men who accompany women will break their legs, but also men who accompany men.

"Akiyama-kun, do you have any interesting places to recommend?" Reji Munakata held a map to study while asking Akiyama Hido beside him.

"Commercial street, gourmet city... something like that?" Akiyama Hido knew this strange city better than Munakata Reishi who was holding a map.

The good news is that neither of them is the legendary road idiot.

"Is there a hardcover version of "Poirotlosesat"?" Reji Munakata stood in front of a giant poster in a bookstore while walking, holding his chin and meditating: "Let's go in and take a look."

"...Mr. Munakata, as far as I know, you just ordered a full set of "poirotlosesat" published in various years online yesterday." Akiyama Hido had to remind Reisi Munakata, who was shopping passionately.

"The newly published one is not included on the Internet." Reiji Munakata explained.

"Are they any different?"

"The translation is different."

"..."

"The publication date is different."

"..."

"Illustration is also a little different."

"..."

"Paper Cover Press Price."

"..."

Munakata Reiji walked into the bookstore, and stood in front of deciphered books, reasoning: "This one, this one... this one, this one, this one, and this one, I don't want it, and wrap up the rest for me."

"...Let me get you a cart." Qiushan Bingdu looked at the mountain of books stacked higher and higher in his hands.

"Ah, it's really boring. There's nothing particularly interesting about it." Reji Munakata said regretfully after flipping through a few books.

Can I paste red bean paste on your face?It's not interesting. Why does Mr. Munakata want to buy all of them back? !

the fourth day

The so-called naivety means that adults are immature in thinking, not broad enough in knowledge, difficult to see the essence of problems, and always like the performance of subjective imagination.

"... there was a table under the big tree in front of the house, and at the table sat the March Hare and the Hatter. As soon as Alice sat down, the March Hare asked: 'Would you like some wine?' But on the table Nothing but tea and snacks. 'I didn't see any red wine?' 'Because there wasn't any.'..."

"Oh." Munakata Reji chuckled: "I didn't expect to meet you in this kind of place, because you don't look like someone who came back to the bookstore at all."

Akiyama Bingdu raised his forehead and pretended not to see Munakata Reiji who was spreading flowers in the background like a peacock spreading his tail, and was in the very low-level mouthpiece company Chiwang Zhou Fangzun.In fact, even if you pretend to meet by chance, but as a witness, I still want to expose that you followed Chi Wang and Lori when they came in.

"We're dating." Little Loli said innocently and cutely, in fact, because she could see that the person in front of her was not malicious.

Just a little childish, Akiyama Bingdu's voice-over adds.

Zhou Fangzun, who had completely changed his color, directly picked up Anna Kushina's cloak and hat, and turned her around so that Anna would not continue to look at Reiji Munakata.

"Oh, did I disturb you?" Munakata Reiji continued to speak in the background, his hormonal aura was in full swing.

"Shut up." Chi Wang said with a dark face, and then left the bookstore with Anna in his arms.

"Hmm, so Zhou Fangzun likes this type of woman?" Reji Munakata thought seriously.

Is it really fun to bother someone on a date?Wait, why do I think it's a date too?

Can I paste red bean paste on your face?You are distorting the pure father-daughter relationship... Please stop thinking about it!It would be a crime to think about it any longer—!

·The so-called boring·

If you want to talk about playing with the jigsaw puzzles made by the photos of your subordinates, the most boring ones are those of Akiyama Bingdu.Although Seri Awashima often looks like a queen, without any lines on her face, she occasionally shows interesting expressions, such as seeing cute things; If you tease me, there will be interesting expressions; as for Andy Daomingsi, the rich expressions can be made into an emoticon package; and...

And Qiushan Bingdu's face will always only make one expression, which is really boring.

·The so-called image·

If there is anyone in scepter4 who has never ruined his image, that person must be... Akiyama Bingdu.Even if it was a cake fight at a birthday party, this person was able to escape unscathed.

Even Seri Awashima and Reiji Munakata knew that the strong woman had collected a roomful of plush toys, and they were all pink.He deeply doubts that if any man is willing to sacrifice his image and propose to Seri Awashima with a huge pink plush toy, that woman may consider it for the sake of the toy, and maybe print it.

As long as Fushimi Saru Hiko sees Hatta Misaki, there is no image; as long as Domyoji plays games all night, he will wake up the next day in a daze and answer questions; Kamo was once besieged by three female cats , with paw prints all over his face, because his beloved pet cat is too charming...

Don't ask him why he knows, he just knows anyway.

·The so-called books·

Reading is a very enjoyable hobby.

But for a person who can see ten lines at a glance and never forget, reading does not seem to have any special meaning, because as long as you read it once, you will not forget it. If that is the case, what is the significance of the existence of books?

So it is a little more interesting to read the same book, compare the content published by different publication years, translators, and publishing houses, and find out what is different.

It's just that Mr. Qiushan doesn't seem to appreciate this kind of "find the fault" game very much.

·The so-called childish·

Childish isn’t it that Seri Awashima still likes pink plush toys; Fushimi Sarubigu still believes in the mouthpiece mode and can achieve a confession he; Kamo still feels that his English can be saved; Daomingji has always believed that the game only needs to be saved , you will definitely be able to pass the level, ignoring the factor of IQ...

Childishness means that Akiyama Bingdu thinks that all he has to do is smile.

Childish is Akiyama Hido thinks that no one will find out that he is following Fushimi Saru Hiko.

Childishness means that Akiyama Bingdu thinks that no one will find out what he is hiding.

Childishness is that Akiyama Bingdu thinks that one person can bear it.

Childishness means that Akiyama Bingdu thinks his king, that is, me, is very childish.

The author has something to say: the welfare is estimated to be postponed until tomorrow and otz will appear again

I wish you all a Happy New Year!May all go well with you!Immediate success!

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