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"The moon, the moon has fallen down!"
The three little fruits stared wide-eyed, their snot hanging down from Qiong's skin, making them look incredibly silly.
Time was frozen in the night during the moment the bananas were sleeping, and at that moment, the crescent moon hanging high in the sky fell down, growing larger and larger in everyone's sight.
That's not the moon.
"It's a banana!"
The scanner from Haitu provided the answer.
"Banana, banana, take this!"
The giant banana, like a meteorite from outer space, ignited with a fiery tail flame as it rubbed against the atmosphere.
The skyscraper shattered like building blocks under its terrifying potential energy, and the shockwave pushed the ruins layer upon layer into the distance.
"My fellow countrymen who have reverted to their ancestral ways, lend me your love for bananas!"
Jiao Shou's voice was filled with fervor.
The giant banana that was falling began to transform in mid-air in a very sci-fi style.
The metal structure flipped and reassembled, transforming into a giant banana-shaped mech hundreds of meters tall and entirely golden.
"What a burly evil ninja puppet."
Luanpo's figure appeared like a ghost on the rooftop near the Fruit Warrior God, gazing up at the enormous creature.
At her speed, the time it takes for the moon banana to fall to the ground is enough for her to run back and forth.
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Pineapple Sky Snow slowly typed out a question mark.
"Fragrant, banana-flavored wine?"
Cheng Liuxing stared in astonishment.
"How can it be so big? This makes sense."
"What banana lord? This is the primitive weapon, Banana Servant No. 1!"
But then again...
Suddenly, Primon felt that the name Banana Master was also good, so he changed his name to Banana Master.
"Violence is primal intellect, and that is the power of banana cultivation."
Banana No. 1 raised its hundreds-of-meters-long yellow banana peel-shaped cleaver.
"Banana Chop - Peel the banana!"
No fancy techniques, just a simple and straightforward approach.
The giant banana peel cleaver tore through the air, slashing down at Fruit Warrior and Chaos with earth-shattering force.
"Don't panic, it's seven against one, the advantage is in our hands."
Qiong, controlling the Fruit Warrior God, raised the Seven Star Sword of Soul Control.
"You mere Banana Venerable, call upon the other four combined Yuan Heavenly Venerables before you come again!"
The raised Seven Star Sword perfectly parried the greatsword's slash, and the mere pressure of the sword cleaved through all the buildings within a kilometer radius behind Fruit Warrior.
However, the Fruit Warriors' stance in resisting the attack did not seem to require much effort.
The size difference between Fruit Warrior God and Banana Servant No. 1 is huge, almost ten times. The former is only a few tens of meters tall, while the latter is several hundred meters tall.
But this isn't the normal scientific world; body size doesn't entirely represent strength.
The Fruit Warriors, powered by the life energy of the seven Destiny Walkers, were completely unfazed by their opponents.
"A mere trick to sculpt a monkey!"
Amidst flying pebbles and billowing dust, a dazzling streak of light, like a shooting star flying in reverse, broke through the obstruction.
Ranpo, riding on a rapidly spinning crimson shuriken as if on a cool skateboard, sped up along the back of the giant banana peel cleaver, heading straight for Banana Lord's head.
Whoosh whoosh whoosh—!
The banana-shaped head fired a barrage of monkey-head missiles, creating a dense network of intercepting fire.
"Ninja Art: Chaos - Deadly Soul-Chasing Spinner".
Luan Po threw out a crimson shuriken, its arc of light resembling the scythe of death, which vanished in an instant, detonating all the incoming missiles.
The flames from the explosion stretched out behind her, like a dazzling cloak draped over her shoulders.
"Banana Pie - Roasted Banana Pie!"
Seeing that the missile was ineffective, the Banana God's head deformed again, condensing into a huge cannon muzzle with a diameter of several meters.
The energy coalesced into a banana pie-like shape and burst forth.
"Earth Treasury Qi Slash".
Fruit Warrior wielded the Seven Star Sword, unleashing two dazzling arcs that seemed to cleave the sky, the sword light combining to form a cross-shaped sword slash.
The cross-shaped sword light sliced through and split the beam of light, which was powerful enough to melt gold and fossilize, just like cutting through cloth.
Destructive energy swept past the mangled body on both sides, slamming into the ground in the distance and creating two enormous mushroom clouds.
"The time has come."
The sounds of the starry sky and the chaotic crashing blended together.
"Let's recite a haiku, Science Monkey-san!"
"Are you ready to recite the death verses?"
Unfortunately, the second sentence failed to maintain the tacit understanding.
The spine of the Seven Star Sword in the hands of the Fruit Warrior suddenly split, extending into a slender energy sword body, with seven-colored energy converging towards it.
"Upholding justice is my principle; you can't even imagine the Fruit Warriors!"
"Holding the divine sword, let hope bloom perfectly?"
Amidst the harmonious song of robins, the glittering sword tip, gathering the seven luminaries, extends for ten thousand meters.
At the same time, the crimson shuriken thrown by Luanpo spun back and instantly split into three crimson short blades in mid-air.
As if they possessed a life of their own, they circled the chaotic fragments that had transformed into dazzling streams of light, shooting out at speeds beyond the limits of vision.
"Seven-Colored Yuan Qi Slash!"
Fruit Warriors wielded their seven-colored energy swords as if they were wielding a continuously outputting energy cannon.
In an instant, the seven-colored sword light swept across the waist of Servant No. 1, exceeding the speed that humans could perceive, tearing through the hazy trail left by the atmosphere.
The dazzling arc spreads wildly, forming a semicircle.
Not only did Banana No. 1, but the folding fan also cut Deli Sha and the giant ape in half at the waist.
The skyscrapers within tens of thousands of meters were all cut off by the "lazy waist".
"Ninja Way - Ultimate - Love Death Flow - Chaotic Annihilation Killing Formation!"
The chaotic bursts and the streams of light formed by the three crimson short blades bloomed instantly on the massive body of Banana Lord, like spiders weaving a web of death.
Countless interwoven and overlapping streaks of dazzling sword light formed a complex and deadly annihilation array.
"How could this be... How could such a grand vision be defeated by a bunch of incompetent firewood..."
boom!
boom!
The first thing to explode was a storm of colors that devoured everything.
Immediately following this was the earth-shattering explosion that occurred after Banana No. 1 was cut in half at the waist by the seven-colored light blade and pierced through its core by countless dazzling sword lights.
The dazzling, incandescent white fireball expanded, then extinguished, forming a rising cloud of smoke. The rising dust column connected with the smoke cloud, eventually forming a towering mushroom cloud.
Luanpo stood on the shoulder of the Fruit Warrior, maintaining a cool hand seal pose.
"handsome!"
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"As the bananas are picked, and as the bananas are eaten, this is the life of a monkey."
"The experiment was just a dream within a banana peel... Sayonara!"
Suddenly, Cheng Liuxing began reciting incomprehensible words in a dramatic and tragic tone, facing the mushroom cloud after the explosion, which drew puzzled glances from the three little fruits.
What are you talking about?
"That guy, Shojiro, wasn't cooperative at all. He didn't even recite a decent haiku before he died. I'm just helping him finish it off!"
Orange Star smiled broadly.
"The hunt is over."
Ranpo struck a cool pose and formed hand seals, and this time no dye bottle hit him on the head.
"Is that banana-shaped one?"
Little Duck uses Fruit Warrior's detector to search for Banana Master's figure amidst the ruins.
"He should be dead, right? A researcher wouldn't survive a super explosion like that, would he?"
The three little fruits bounced around.
"It's a research ape."
Qiong lazily pointed out the error.
"Stop using puns... Uh, this time it doesn't seem to be a pun."
On March 7th, while venting his frustrations, he suddenly stopped.
Upon hearing this, Luanpo's gaze narrowed slightly:
"The Evil Chieftain is guilty of grave sins and deserves to die. However, his life cannot be taken for the time being. He will not be tortured to make him repent, but rather to make him reveal the whereabouts of the Monkey King Evil Ninja."
"But that monkey looks really real."
Haha Rabbit used EtherEdit to search around and finally located a mangled corpse that had been torn apart by the shockwave.
"Look, it's in that pile of coke."
"My super hearing has failed to detect any evil sounds."
He was puzzled, then fell into deep thought.
"Could it be..."
"That's right, that's not the real body."
Qiong Youyou's words made Hai Tu's eyes widen.
"It's probably a remotely controlled device."
"Seriously? We fought the boss for ages, and it wasn't even the real thing? Is this some kind of nested doll?"
"A cunning rabbit has three burrows, right? How could an evil research ape like this possibly risk its own life? It uses a remote-controlled toy to roam around, and it won't care if it loses. That's the survival strategy of a villain."
Qiong leaned against the robin's soft belly, while the soft, snowy top of her head bounced around.
"Makes sense."
Miss Haitu thought of classic games like Houmu Douluo and Alloy Houmu, where evil doctors who researched evil robots and bio-weapon warriors would only show up briefly in the middle of the game, get beaten up and run away, and only show their health bar in the final level.
"Damn it! We went through so much trouble, and he still got away?"
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