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"I understand."
Pineapple Sky Snow picked at her ear. "But even to a genius, you're mediocre, a superfluous evolutionary obstacle. Why don't you go back to the furnace and be reborn as an embryo?"
"As a mere second-class research ape, your research on these things is utterly meaningless. My Ah Ruan can learn them all after just a couple of glances."
"..."
Banana was silent for two seconds.
Qiong dared to look down on his research, but the object of comparison was a genius, so he really had nothing to say.
"I never imagined that even monkeys would try to impersonate heroes?"
Orange Star's taunting mode is on, with her speech as fast as a rap:
"Your hairy face is hilarious! Go back to your nest and gnaw on your rotten banana. With a brain the size of a walnut, you'll never be a contender for evolution! Skr~"
Orange Star's rap made Banana's eyelids twitch.
"The heretical doctrines of the Yuyuan House harm all living beings, and their perverse actions are intolerable to Heaven and everyone has the right to punish them!"
Ranpo slowly spun the three-pointed shuriken in his hand, assuming a fighting stance.
"Making the best use of people's talents and resources—after all this time, haven't you learned this concept yet?"
Banana scoffed, glancing disdainfully at the ninja girl:
"A failed product of the doctorate."
"..."
Luan Po's gaze darkened slightly, as if the address had stirred up some memories, but he quickly recovered.
"With a single-minded focus, one can dispel evil and reveal righteousness."
She gave a low shout, formed a hand seal, and the three-pointed shuriken in her hands, spinning rapidly like a red wheel of death, tore through the air and shot towards Jiao Shou.
"and many more!"
Upon seeing this, Pineapple Bunny, wearing tactical neon glasses, changed her expression and hurriedly spoke up to stop them.
"Don't break his body..."
But Haitu's warning came a second too late; the rapidly spinning shuriken sliced Jiao Shou in half without any hindrance.
"...His body contained a large amount of meme virus."
"Banana banana~!"
No blood flowed from the severed waist, and Jiao Shou let out a series of banana-like laughs.
"Let my graduation project accelerate the doctoral student's great experiment! Banana banana banana!"
boom!
The moment the words left his mouth, Jiao Shou's body exploded.
An invisible torrent of memes, like a tsunami bursting its banks, swept across the entire square.
What appears to be nothing to ordinary people is, in the eyes of the Fruit Warriors, who are shrouded in the same meme virus, a giant evil tree made of countless bananas suddenly explodes and transforms into a banana storm that blots out the sky.
In the shadows, Primon's true form was excitedly recording data, his eyes gleaming with fervor, his face radiating glory and self-satisfaction.
He was honored to be selected by the doctor as an observer assistant for the atavism experiment.
The great doctor simultaneously began cognitive reshaping experiments in several galaxies, giving those organisms that had evolved incorrectly a chance to start over.
For a massive event spanning several galaxies, the original doctor needed some assistants.
Of course, I'm not an assistant who discusses the details and design of experiments; I'm just a handyman who helps record experimental data.
Although it's just doing odd jobs, how can doing odd jobs for a PhD be the same as being a beast of burden for others?
So many people would love to kneel but don't even have the opportunity!
Observing the doctor's experiments up close, even if it's just a glimpse, is enough to benefit one for a lifetime.
Primman was quite pleased to be one of the lucky ones, but as a second-class research ape, he had even greater ideals and ambitions.
He wanted to be promoted to first-class researcher and then become an assistant who could truly help the doctor.
While observing and recording experimental data, Professor Primon applied for a promotion assessment, and the work he used for the assessment was the culmination of his long-term research on the banana monkey meme virus.
Besides being an memevirus itself, the sleeping banana monkey meme also served as a catalyst for the use of ape memeviruses in the doctor's experiments.
It can improve the experimental progress of doctoral students and increase experimental efficiency.
When I submit my lab report to the PhD student, I'm sure he'll take it seriously!
As for why the sleeping banana monkey meme was spread first.
In most experiments, a catalyst must first be added to the experimental dish.
Now, it's time to detonate the ape meme virus.
Primon eagerly awaited the outbreak of the simian meme virus, recording the relevant data to pry open the door to becoming a first-class researcher.
He could almost see the doctor's approving gaze...
Then he heard it.
“Te~Ri~Te~Ri~!”
"?"
The banana on the head of the Pulimen banana plantation forms a question mark.
What the hell is this noise?
Where are my little banana monkeys?
"The meme has been covered up? How is that possible!"
Primmont saw the virus distribution and the current state of the experiment displayed on the virtual projection screen.
That's one of his most outstanding technological achievements to date.
There are also memetic viruses created by the doctor. Although in order to make the experimental results diverse, each galaxy experimental area uses the initial version of the ape virus, and then re-cultivates, evolves and mutates it.
That's also a doctor's work!
In such a short period of time, even a genius like Ruan Mei couldn't possibly cultivate a meme virus of the same level, right?
"TeRi~TeRi~!!"
The eerie, demonic voice rang out again, and the scene on the virtual projection screen left Primon Jiao Shou utterly astonished.
In the center of the screen, a white-haired, chibi-style girl with bizarre and distorted features, dressed in a black nun's habit, appears.
Her signature pair of intelligent eyes, one pointing upwards and the other downwards, were radiating a chilling light.
"What the hell is this thing?"
Prim's notebook fell to the ground with a thud.
Meanwhile, in the vast venue of Origami University's anniversary celebration, the shouts of "Banana Banana Banana!" began to mingle with a chilling, mesmerizing low chant:
“TeRi”
“TeRiTeRi~!”
“Te~~Ri~~”
Students infected with the Sleeping Banana Monkey virus have their bodies twisted and reshaped like inferior clay.
In the blink of an eye, they transformed into bizarre creatures dressed in black nun's habit, with white hair and incredibly intelligent eyes. Their intelligent eyes swirled as they pounced on the surrounding students like zombies.
"what!"
"What...what kind of monster is this?"
"Help! Don't touch me!"
"Don't come any closer!"
Terrified screams rose and fell as students scattered and fled.
There's no way to escape it.
“TeRi~TeRi~”
A newly transformed Deli, her eyes gleaming with a blinding pink light.
It's sizzling!
His eyes are piercing.
Two scorching rays struck a female student who was trying to escape.
"what!"
The female student who was hit let out a miserable scream, collapsed to the ground, and white smoke rose from her body as she was struck by the high-temperature rays.
There was no death; there is no death in dreams, but...
The human clarity in her eyes quickly faded, replaced by an empty and eerie wisdom, and a non-human arc appeared at the corner of her mouth.
"TeRi~TeRi~!"
Another idiot, Delilah, has been born.
"Holy crap!! What is this thing?!"
If we were to ask who would find this scene most terrifying—and it's hard to describe—besides Primon, who was observing the entire experimental field, it would be Miss Hataku from Sky City.
Secondly, there are little ducklings.
"Theresa!?"
"Idiot Kiana's period?"
"How did she get here?"
Both of them knew Theresa.
Especially Hata, Theresa is her best friend and older sister who grew up with her!
Upon seeing these familiar yet utterly unfamiliar figures in nuns' habit, Haitu's eyes widened in disbelief, looking as if she had seen a ghost, feeling her worldview shattering.
Am I dreaming?
The Haunted Rabbit stared dumbfounded at the terrifyingly proliferating Deli.
Honestly, I could never even dream of such an outrageous scene.
"Is this the tragedy of constraints?"
A word inexplicably popped into Xing's subconscious.
At this moment, the Origami University anniversary square is witnessing an absurd and hellish drawing that would put any abstract artist to shame.
On one side was the army of DeRi, with arms hanging naturally at their sides, bodies slightly stiff, and walking like a zombie horde, uttering a mesmerizing "TeRi~" in a low voice.
On the other side were all sorts of sleeping banana monkeys, making banana-banana ...
The two styles were completely different, yet the terrifying meme virus spread at an unimaginable speed, like a coloring game. In just a few seconds, the entire super-large school anniversary square was deserted.
Only the eerie creature with white hair and a black nun's habit and the monkey remained.
"banana."
The banana monkey initiates assimilation.
“TeRi”.
Delisha activated her intelligent gaze.
"Banana banana banana!"
As Deli was fed bananas, she began to contort and transform into a monkey.
"TeRi~TeRi~!"
The monkey, stared at by Delilah, began to gleam with wisdom and started to act like a nun.
Two meme viruses waged war.