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The flickering shadows of swords.

Dozens of condensed, almost tangible, crimson sword shadows appeared out of thin air, trailing scarlet flames as they tore through the air and attacked the strange monkeys.

"banana!"

"Banana!"

Seemingly sensing danger, the monkeys with bananas on their heads scattered and fled.

However, the sword shadow was even faster.

Puff puff puff puff.

A series of piercing sounds rang out.

The crimson sword pierced through the bodies of each monkey precisely from behind.

"banana!"

The monkeys let out a short, piercing scream and fell to the ground.

There was no blood splattering.

The crimson sword shadows that pierced their bodies emitted an eerie light.

Crimson energy ripples spread from the sword shadows, quickly covering the monkeys' entire bodies and swirling around several times.

It then rolled back, like a hundred rivers flowing into the sea, all disappearing into the crimson sword shadow.

"receive!"

Qiong gave the order.

The sword shadows, like weary birds returning to their nests, transformed into streaks of red light and rapidly receded, merging into the Crimson Sky Sword itself.

Some of the monkeys pierced by the sword's shadow vanished as light particles, while others became silly, toy monkeys.

Some of them even shed their monkey form and reverted to being unconscious humans.

"Detroit, the Detroit Transformation?"

When Xing saw the monkey turn back into a human, he widened his eyes in disbelief.

"Hmph, I, Pineapple Snowblower, don't blow snow, I blow the blood from my sword!"

Qiong gracefully twirled his sword, stood atop a streetlamp, and, with the falling feathers accompanying him, struck a pose befitting a lonely master.

Xing stood there, deep in thought, gazing at the sky. Suddenly, he took a deep breath, raised his hand, and called out.

"Holy Sword, come!"

The only response she received was an awkward breeze that swirled up a few fallen leaves and a passing balloon.

Orange Star: "..."

After a 0.1-second reaction delay.

"Qiongzai!"

Xing Lingjian started with a flying kick, slamming into a street lamp. Qiong wobbled and fell down with a cry of "Ouch!"

Cheng Liuxing grabbed her younger brother by the collar, her eyes burning with rage, and questioned him.

"If you didn't say you didn't have a divine sword, where did this sword come from?"

“I only said I didn’t have the Holy Sword, not that I didn’t have the Crimson Sky Sword.”

Qiong was lifted into the air by Xing, her feet not touching the ground, and she avoided the other's angry glare.

"Abbot Yang gave it to me, go ask him for it!"

"Really?"

"real."

"I don't believe you!"

Xing grabbed Qiong by the collar and shook it wildly.

"Give me the Battle Treasure Holy Dao Sword! I want the Battle Treasure Holy Dao Sword! Give it to me, give it to me! I want it, I want it!"

Cheng Liuxing rolled around on the ground, acting spoiled and unreasonable.

Even if you say that…

Qiong was indeed not very resistant to Xingbao's coquettishness and was about to give in.

Suddenly sensing something, I looked up at the tall buildings in the distance.

While Xing was acting cute and spoiled, she kept glancing at Qiong out of the corner of her eye, and when she saw his movement, she also looked up.

Notice the vibrant colors atop the distant skyscrapers.

She was a beautiful pink-haired girl whose colorful scarf fluttered in the wind.

"Yo, Yo."

A catchy rap intro.

"Beneath the starry sky, evil spirits abound, and helpless people struggle in the shadows..."

The girl leaped off the edge of the high-rise building, and at the same time, several colorful gas canisters in her hands sprayed out brilliant paint, like an artist's brush, leaving wild graffiti trails on the glass curtain wall along her fall path.

"Yo, Yo~Chaotic Ninja Swordsman~ AKA Chaotic Break, I pay my respects to you."

The rhyming words fell on the pink-haired girl in the hood, who landed in front of two fruits.

One knee on the ground, one hand on the ground, the other hand pointing stylishly to the sky – a perfect pose.

pat!

An empty paint can, which she had just sprayed and carelessly tossed aside, now followed a parabolic trajectory and hit her hooded head.

Duang.

The sound was crisp and clear.

"..."

Although it didn't hurt at all, his cool entrance was instantly ruined.

"What a cunning trap! Not only are evil spirits everywhere, but there are also hidden weapons flying all around!"

"You threw it yourself, didn't you?"

Xing subconsciously made a sarcastic remark, but also added a compliment, "You sang quite well."

“Sing? No, what I am chanting is the Mantra of Patience.”

Luanpo shook his head and his gaze fell on Boluo Qiongxue.

"As expected of a legendary figure who even the Silver Spear Shura admires, Lord Pineapple Ninja Knight, your ninja techniques are so profound that you were able to destroy the Root Evil so easily!"

"What the heck, Pineapple Ninja Knight? Silver Spear Asura?"

What a strange name.

Qiong looked the girl in front of her up and down, her style completely out of place with her surroundings.

He did have some impression of this ninja girl, after all, she was a limited five-star character, but her presence seemed extremely low?

Therefore, Qiong's understanding of her was limited to her name; he knew that her name was Ranpo, but nothing else.

"Do you know me?"

Qiong thought about her current level of fame, and it didn't seem surprising that some people recognized her.

"Of course, you may not know me, but I have learned of your name and deeds from Prince Silver Spear Shura!"

He nodded haphazardly, his scarf fluttering in the wind.

"Quack, so who exactly is Silver Spear Shura?"

The star bounced up from the ground.

"The bullet of the Silver Spear Shura Prince can seal a throat from ten thousand miles away; the will of the Silver Spear Shura Prince is indestructible. If one were to shoot the will of the Silver Spear Shura Prince with a bullet... Sorry, the topic doesn't seem to be heading in that direction."

The chaotic answer caused a series of question marks to pop up above Xingqiong's head.

"Silver Spear Shura, Your Highness is a ninja swordsman who wears silver armor, is bold and dashing, is skilled in gun and bullet ninjutsu, and always speaks sweet words."

"Silver what? What is it?"

Xing transforms into the old man reading the newspaper downstairs from Ma Dongmei.

"Understood, Potio."

Qiong, also a master of abstract art, instantly decodes.

"Luanpo, do you know what's going on with those monkeys and bananas?"

Qiong's intuition told him that this uniquely styled ranger must know the inside story.

"This is a calamity created by the heartless and tearless Yu Yuan Xie Ninja. He led his evil minions to wreak havoc in all directions, used evil magic to make innocent people fall into depravity, and allowed evil spirits to run rampant and bully others, endangering the ninja world and arousing the indignation of the whole world."

"YOYO~ is the enemy of the Ninja Capital, and also my mortal foe—the Evil Ninja O-Monkey!"

These two sentences were spoken by Luanpo in a rap style.

To this, Cheng Liuxing shook his head and sighed expressionlessly:

"From playing Naruto."

"Hey, what's wrong with playing Naruto?"

Qiong stood up for the villagers.

However, the Monkey King: Evil Ninja?

Sora remembered the riddle that Hanabi had told him before.

"Does the original doctor like to eat bananas?"

"As expected of Pineapple Ninja Knight!"

Approval flashed in Luanpo's eyes.

"Qiongzai, who is that?"

Xing asked about his external brain.

"A very dangerous guy."

Qiong recalled her conversation with Ruan Mei and Hei Ta.

"The Primal Doctor... No one knows his real name, but the crimes he committed are known throughout the world."

"The most shocking of these is his atavism experiment."

"The dozens of worlds he targeted were originally thriving interstellar civilizations, but after he left, all that remained of those worlds was their degenerated intelligence."

"The omnics have reverted to cold machines, the Zazka have degenerated into birds that can only fly, and most human civilizations, without exception, have fallen into the same tragic state."

Qiong's gaze swept over the unconscious people on the ground and the remaining toy monkeys, and he narrowed his eyes.

"They all turned into apes."

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Volume 1: Chapter 714 Fruit Warriors, Attack!

The "Yinhe Ninja Scroll" states: "Dispel evil and eliminate calamities, uphold righteousness and eliminate evil."

The pink-haired girl's scarf fluttered in the wind, her words carrying the rhythm unique to rap.

"Lord Pineapple Ninja, the appearance of this group of evil spirits is no accident. It is an omen of great disaster. The Dreamland Vinaikunni is being threatened and poisoned by the Monkey King Evil Ninja."

Ranpo gave Qiong a standard ninja salute.

"Your ninjutsu is exquisite and unparalleled. Not only can you resist the corruption of evil spirits like I can, but you also possess the supreme ninjutsu to eradicate evil spirits at their root."

"I humbly request your assistance in thwarting the plot of the Evil Ninja Monkey King and eliminating the calamity that shrouds this land!"

The reason why Luanpo is immune to the contamination of the banana monkey meme is mainly because she has been implanted with another meme, which has reshaped her cognitive view and made her regard all things in the universe as ninjutsu.