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Damn it, how did the Insect King become like this?!

Look at me!

If it weren't for the excessive risk of pregnancy in reality, Xingdu would love to replicate the manipulation he used to attract the Insect King's attention in the simulated universe; perhaps he could awaken his reproductive destiny.

She had previously experienced the feeling of pregnancy in a simulated universe, but if it were real, she'd rather not...

Expanding our great cause is of utmost importance!

"If you're not good at it, don't blame the road for being uneven."

Qiong remained calm and composed, her attitude subtly tinged with mockery.

"Damn it!"

Xing angrily opened her mouth, ready to bite it.

But when Qiong grabbed her with both hands, she quickly prostrated herself on her knees and begged for mercy.

"Gome Nasai, Dame! I was wrong, Father, please forgive me! I will never dare to challenge your authority again!"

Xing instantly switched positions, skillfully prostrating himself on the ground, executing a smooth and fluid kneeling pleas for mercy.

"Hmm~ No need for formalities, please rise."

Qiong, with the air of an emperor, released his grip with satisfaction and patted his own little bottom that was sticking out.

You dare to provoke me when your body is in a sensitive state?

"By the way, Xingbao, did you buy this thing?"

Qiong picked up a strange monkey doll from the bedside table.

Judging from the material of the doll, its workmanship is very exquisite, but its character design is not very sophisticated.

That cheeky look combined with those intelligent eyes... a blend of adorable silliness and endearing silliness, is the type they would both like.

But this aesthetic is probably not something that ordinary people can appreciate.

"A monkey? A doll? I prepared a 'gift' for my eldest son..."

Xing tilted her head, took out her underwear from her spatial ring and put it on. She turned around and asked Qiong to help her fasten the back clasp, but found that Qiong's movements stopped.

Realizing she had blurted out her true feelings, Xing immediately made a cute pleading expression.

"Onii-chan~"

The cloyingly sweet voice felt like being stuffed directly into the stomach with a layer of oil on a piece of fatty meat that had been boiled until it was mushy.

"No, sister, calm down, I was wrong, I'll be at your service right away!"

Feeling disgusted and getting goosebumps all over, Qiong immediately slid to her knees and helped Xing fasten her buttons.

Xing picked up the monkey doll that Qiong had dropped onto the bed in a start.

"Hey, little monkey, confess and you'll be treated leniently! Who are you? How did you sneak in? Were you bewitched by my stunning beauty and sneaked in on your own?"

Xing pointed at the doll with a serious expression and questioned it.

This action might seem a bit silly to others, but for Xing, who can chat with a trash can for half a day, it's perfectly normal.

"Not going to talk? Pretending to be mute? I'll punch you."

Xing clenched her fist and punched the monkey's cheeky face.

The soft fabric sagged, causing the monkey doll's expression to look mocking.

That's it?

Haven't you eaten?

Use a little force.

"Hey! You dare to provoke me?"

Xing instantly flew into a rage, pulled her baseball bat out of thin air with a backhand, pointed at the doll, and began reciting a poem about her glorious deeds, intending to intimidate the other party.

Just as Xing Hejing was immersed in the abstract art performance, Qiong found a set of Xing clothes in his spatial ring, threw them to the girl who was only wearing a bra, and asked.

"Where are Ah Qi, Xi'er, Ya Ya, and Dan Heng?"

Sensing the clothes being thrown onto her back, Xing tossed the baseball bat aside and began to change.

She rarely buys clothes herself; it's mostly Qiongzai who buys them for her, and Qiongzai just buys the styles she likes.

Xing has complete confidence in her baby's aesthetic sense; she'll definitely look good in it, and she can even boost Qiong's attack speed and critical hit rate while in bed.

"It's all your fault! They've already gone to Origami University to register, leaving me, this poor, left-behind sister, waiting anxiously for you at the hotel. Hurry up and kneel down and kowtow to thank your sister!"

Xing didn't mean to wait for Qiong; the problem was that she was in no condition to go out!

"Yes, yes, thank you so much, sister. I will never forget your kindness."

Qiong spoke perfunctorily, her gaze fixed on the table.

Compared to when he left, there seems to be something extra: a roll of film.

The cover features a monkey whose artwork resembles a toy, and the title reads "[Revised Edition] Top 10 Classic Images of Sleeping Banana Monkey," along with a limited edition number in gold lettering.

"Was it a gift from a robin? Or fireworks?"

It could also be a hotel.

After all, Qiong's status is different now; she's a major shareholder of Pinocchio, so it's perfectly normal for people to give her gifts.

Is it the latest popular anime?

"I don't know, I haven't seen it."

After getting dressed, Xing walked to the full-length mirror and looked at herself in the mirror.

The white strapless dress is fitted at the waist, with fluffy white fur piled up at the neckline and cuffs. The body is embroidered with light blue cloud patterns, and the hem and cuffs are lined with bright yellow fabric.

Black stockings encased her slender legs, embroidered with subtle floral patterns, and gold ribbons wrapped around her thighs, adorned with small yellow flowers. The combination of a touch of sexiness and classic elegance perfectly complemented the cloud patterns and fur trim on her top.

"You look so handsome, sir!"

Xing proudly put her hands on her hips and nodded frantically at her reflection in the mirror.

"Yes, yes, you are the prettiest."

Qiong glanced at Xing, her tone perfunctory, but... she was captivated by herself.

Noticing the shifty gaze in Qiong's eyes, Xing's eyes curved slightly, and a faint smile played on her lips, like an older sister who had successfully attracted her little brother.

"Hehe~ Call me Daddy and I'll give you a kiss~"

She hopped and skipped over, then leaped from behind like a koala, clinging to Qiong's back with both hands and feet.

Qiong skillfully ruffled the raccoon's gray fur, "What a silly mess."

Attention returned to the film.

"This kind of film reel projector must be an ancient relic even in space, right?"

"Perhaps... we can sell it for a high price?"

Xing's attention shifted, "When I was browsing shopping websites with Aqi, I saw that these kinds of disks can buy a lot of credits."

"We're not short of money."

"That's true."

"This is the important thing."

Qiong took out the paper from under the film reel.

The paper was covered with scribbles that looked like writing, which even the all-powerful synesthetic beacon couldn't translate.

"The Riddler?"

Xing tilted her head and looked at him.

"Just graffiti?"

"Oh, never mind that."

Xing nudged Qiong's shoulder from behind, "Hurry up and go into your dreams to find Aqi and the others! My college life~ my youth, I'm itching for more!"

Qiong was pushed by Xing out of the bedroom and into another master bedroom where the Dream Pool was located.

The moment they stepped into the room, their feet froze on the spot.

Wow~

The two simultaneously exclaimed with delight at finding a hundred yuan on the road while walking.

Then, the figures that had been pressed together like a passionate couple suddenly separated, their identical golden eyes watching each other warily.

The atmosphere suddenly became tense.

"How to say?"

"The usual."

"can."

Reach a consensus.

The two looked together at the treasure chest in the room that was shimmering with a faint light.

The light was so elegant, so captivating, that it could capture one's soul with just a glance.

I really want to rip the hood open.

I really want to roughly probe its mysterious crevice with my hands, exposing its most hidden and shameful nooks and crannies to the light of day!

"Hehe, little treasure chest, I can't wait to fill you up with my big hands first!"

"Refresh it in our room, I'll pamper you properly, hehehehe!"

Qiong and Xing simultaneously emitted laughter so abnormal that even March 7th would immediately call the interstellar mental hospital hotline upon hearing it.

This level of absurdity would shock even a treasure chest.

She had seen perversion before, but never one so pure!

What followed left the treasure chest speechless.

Suddenly, Xing stuck out her pink tongue and licked the surface of the treasure chest with a big slurp.

"Hiss~ It smells like a treasure chest!"

The character's facial features are now drawn in the style of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

"Sweeter than the iron bars of Belleburg!"

"Qiongzai, want a bite?"

The old storyline is about sharing treasure chests found together. Since you've already taken a bite, you should also let Qiongzai take a bite.

"Something about this treasure chest smells off."

Feeling the sensation transmitted through the shared senses, Qiong also licked the treasure chest.

It smells a bit better than the treasure chests I've had before, and it has a slightly salty taste, which is similar to the stamina-replenishing liquid I used to drink.

"Isn't that right? I feel like it's right. It's been the same taste for so many years, okay? Think about it, maybe I've been eating too much good food and forgotten what the treasure chest tastes like."

"The formula was not used correctly."

While joking around, the two simultaneously gripped the edge of the treasure chest and flipped it over with force.

Not moving.

"A mission treasure chest?"

"Or a treasure chest with conditions?"

This situation had occurred before when the two of them opened treasure chests.

These are treasure chests that can only be opened if certain conditions are met or tasks are completed.

"Can you give me a hint?"

Xing frantically circled the treasure chest.