I'm playing Honkai Impact 3

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"Oh? So you're saying you're very brave?"

"Of course!"

March 7th confidently patted his rather large chest.

"I'm super brave, okay?!"

……

Haunted house.

A chilling wind blew in gusts, its mournful sound like the low weeping of countless vengeful spirits.

"Ahhhh!!!"

"Eeya ya!!!"

A high-pitched duet that could almost lift the roof off erupted, and Qiong felt two slender arms tightly wrapped around his left and right arms like iron hoops, their soft and incredibly elastic curves pressing tightly against his arms through his clothes.

The firefly doesn't seem to be any smaller than Hagi Star.

Don't let his unassuming appearance in the Trail Blazers uniform fool you; he's the epitome of looking slim in clothes but muscular underneath.

Especially after practicing the way of reproduction with Qiong for a long time, it seems that it has even undergone secondary development?

The firefly is more than half a head shorter than the star, so its size is quite impressive.

The only downside is that your screaming... it's a bit distracting.

Qiong looked down at Liuying, who was huddled in her arms, trembling like a frightened rabbit.

The scream was somewhat stiff and monotonous, and the trembling of the body lacked a delicate realism... Ding Zhen at first glance.

You're making me craving more!

March 7's reaction was not beyond Qiong's expectations; she wanted to embed herself into Qiong's body and hug her tightly.

His hand climbed up that soft, supple, youthful waist, feeling the tremor of the distance between them, and Qiong couldn't help but tease:

"Ah Qi, didn't you say you weren't afraid?"

In the dim, flickering light, tinged with a bloody red glow, March 7th's face was stiff, his lips trembling as he struggled to speak:

"Of course! How could I possibly be afraid of something so fake!"

"is it?"

Qiong raised an eyebrow and deliberately moved the arm that was being tightly hugged, "Then why are you hugging me so tightly? And why are you shaking so badly?"

"Can't I be cold?!"

Little March is so cute when she's a little haughty at times!

The problem is, why does she seem to have gotten a little bigger?

Seeing the frightened little March, Qiong raised an eyebrow.

Leaving the eerie haunted house, we see the light of day again.

"Wow, that was close! That really scared me to death!"

Liu Ying patted her chest with one hand, panting with lingering fear, while her other hand still clung tightly to Qiong's wrist like a lifeline.

"It was really exciting."

Qiong nodded, recalling what had just happened in the darkness.

Firefly was so frightened that she almost activated the transformation device at least twice.

All I can say is that the dream creature that diligently played the ghost was really lucky to escape unscathed.

Where should we go next?

March 7th's big eyes sparkled with anticipation.

Although she screamed the loudest in the haunted house, in some ways she is a typical example of someone who is both incompetent and loves to have fun.

"You guys take a rest first, I'll go buy some food."

Qiong led the two to a bench and sat them down, then turned and walked towards the specialty food stall.

While waiting in line, Qiong quietly took out the strangely colored special drink she had made by mixing dozens of different flavors of Fenda from her spatial equipment.

Using the equipment in the spatial ring, I crafted it into crystal-clear pieces...

"Fragrant ice cream? Let's call it that for now."

A short while later, Qiong returned with several servings of regular snacks and the masterpieces.

"Before we eat our snacks, let's play a game to test our reaction time."

Qiong stood in front of the two with great interest.

"what?"

Fireflies and March 7th blinked curiously.

"It's very simple!"

Qiong handed them a normal lollipop and the colorful ice cream respectively:

"Hold a lollipop in your left hand and an ice cream cone in your right. When I say 'lollipop,' you lick the thing in your left hand. When I say 'ice cream cone,' you sniff the thing in your right hand. Understand?"

"Okay, I think it's fine!"

Liu Ying accepted it with a smile, looking relaxed.

As a battle-hardened warrior, this small challenge is nothing to me.

"How could a mere little game possibly stump this young lady?"

Little March made a solemn vow.

"Okay, let's begin, lollipops, popsicles, popsicles, lollipops..."

He spoke extremely fast, and his instructions came out like a barrage of machine gun fire.

The two reacted quickly and meticulously.

When you hear "lollipop," you lick the candy; when you hear "ice cream," you sniff the ice cream.

The firefly's movements were smooth and natural, and the March 7th performance was also quite impressive, with no mistakes after several rounds.

"Not bad! That increases the difficulty."

Qiong clapped her hands. "Now, switch the things in your left and right hands."

Liu Ying's eyes sparkled with starlight, seemingly enjoying the atmosphere of playing games with Qiong. San Yueqi proudly raised her little head, as if to say, "Bring it on!"

"Lollipop, ice cream, ice cream, ice cream..."

Qiong once again issued commands at machine-gun speed, even faster than before.

When Qiong called out "Fragrant Ice Cream" for the third time, her gaze towards Xiao Sanyue held a deeper meaning.

But just as she called for the fourth time, the conditioned reflex that Xiao Sanyue had developed seemed to suppress her reason. She stuck out her delicate little tongue and licked the so-called ice cream with precision.

Gah!

The pink-haired girl's expression underwent an extreme change in a fraction of a second, from bewilderment to shock to distortion!

She suddenly jumped up from the bench like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.

An indescribable tsunami of taste exploded in her mouth.

It's so sweet it's cloying, like swallowing ten pounds of concentrated syrup.

It was so sour it was almost unbearable, like biting into a truckload of unripe lemons.

It's so bitter it's piercing, comparable to chewing on Coptis chinensis root directly.

It was so spicy it burned my throat, like swallowing a ball of hellfire.

The combined shockwave instantly destroyed the defenses of the taste buds, like millions of red-hot steel needles piercing the depths of the soul.

"Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey! Water! Give me water!"

March 7th clutched her neck in agony, jumping wildly on the spot, her pink hair standing on end.

"My tongue! My tongue is melting! Ahhh!"

"Qiong—!! What the hell is this thing?!"

The girl's angry roar, choked with sobs, echoed through the sky.

PS:

Volume 1: Chapter 556 True idiocy is innate.

"Hiss~ Hiss~"

On March 7th, with teary eyes, she spit out her pink, tender little tongue like a Samoyed that had just eaten the most spicy food, panting and desperately trying to get rid of the horrifying aftertaste in her mouth.

"You bastard! Stop right there!"

She lunged at Qiong with bared teeth and claws.

"Die, die, die!"

"Stop hitting! Stop hitting!"

"It's just ice made by mixing together soda and ice cubes. At most... a little bit of my saliva got on it during processing? Absolutely nothing else was added! Hahaha!"

It was less of a defense and more of a loud declaration that added fuel to the fire, which made Qiong burst into laughter, doubled over with mirth.

If it were in Jerry form, this would definitely be excellent material for an emoji.

I'm dying of laughter!

"Clam?"

"You...you added water?"

March 7th's fur instantly bristled, her pink hair seemed to stand on end, and her little face turned bright red with anger:

"It's disgusting!"

As the dawn breaks, Bi Yang Wan Yi's actions are naturally met with Xiao San Yue's wrath, who relentlessly punches and kicks Qiong.

Unfortunately, Qiong's steps faltered slightly, and his figure drifted away like the wind—the Taixu Body Technique: Chasing Light and Shadow.

Only a fleeting afterimage remained, and March 7's small fist only managed to brush against the hem of his fluttering clothes before missing its mark.

"Ahhh!"

The girl looked like she was in a state of helpless rage.

"Hmph! You idiot, Sora! You pervert! I'm never talking to you again!"

On March 7th, feeling both angry and annoyed but helpless, she simply put her hands on her hips, turned her head away angrily, her pink cheeks puffed out, looking exactly like a girlfriend who had been provoked by her mean boyfriend.

Are you angry?

A cheerful voice rang in my ears.

Before March 7th could react, she felt a tightness around her waist, and she was instantly lifted into the air as Qiong swept her up in his arms.

"ah!"

She gasped in surprise, her youthful and invincible body twisting and struggling in vain in Qiong's strong arms, like a captured little animal.

"Hey~ What are you doing!"

"Okay, okay, it's my fault, don't be angry anymore, okay?"

While Liuying was studying the fragrant ice cream, Qiong quickly leaned down and gave her a light, fleeting kiss, which landed precisely on the girl's soft, cherry-blossom-like lips.

As their tongues touched, Qiong's eyebrows twitched.

"W-What?!"

On March 7th, her body suddenly stiffened, and her extremely pretty face was flushed as bright as the morning glow.

She turned her head away in a fluster, her shy and angry yet alluring appearance enough to make any man who witnessed it swoon.

Qiong's eyelids narrowed, her eyes flashing.