I'm playing Honkai Impact 3

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Yes, double Seele, double the enjoyment!

Haitu took a picture and sent it to the wolf on the communication interface.

As expected, I received a fragrant greeting.

Hey, that feels so good!

Although Seele was cute, Hato's attention was eventually drawn to the group of four playing games in the other corner of the carriage.

Her gaze shifted to the train F4, Xingqiong, March 7th, and Danheng, who were sitting together.

"Alright, alright, let's get ready for a new round!"

Qiong deftly tossed a assembled die into the air and caught it steadily.

"As usual, the starting order will be determined by rolling the dice."

"This girl will continue to choose point 2~"

"Then I need to make three decisions."

Xing crossed her legs.

"4."

Danheng's usual practice is to choose the points that are left over from the three people.

"Shut up, have an iced drink."

Haitu snapped its fingers crisply and turned to speak to the robot assistant behind the bar, who was meticulously wiping the glasses like a gentleman bartender.

Who came up with this name?

“Okay, Miss Brownie.”

She turned around gracefully with her mouth shut, and the robotic arm began to operate smoothly:

"By the way, congratulations! You have met the minimum number of orders you have placed and have been promoted to Gold Member of this bar."

It bowed slightly, making a standard waiter's salute.

"Oh?"

Haitu raised one eyebrow, showing some interest:

"Membership levels? There's such a system? What special benefits do gold members get?"

While keeping his mouth shut and shaking the several crystalline liquids together, he answered in that melodious electronic voice:

"I will present my most brilliant and unique joke to our valued Gold Members—though I have no brilliant skills, only a bartending wrench, and no naturally perfect scales."

Haunted Rabbit: "..."

I have a bad feeling.

"Miss Brownie."

Shut up and pushes a glass of "Ice Point" adorned with frosty blue crystals and radiating a faint chill in front of Haitu, its electronic eyes flashing:

Why don't you join the other anonymous people in their game of 'listening without judging'? You know—

It paused for a moment, as if it was brewing something:

"Only prisoners would be afraid to participate in this game."

"Huh? Why?"

The Haunted Rabbit picked up the chilling drink and instinctively asked, following its lead.

He closed his mouth, leaned forward slightly, and spoke with a solemn air, as if revealing a truth:

"Because only prisoners are afraid of 'hearing their sentence'."

This is a breakthrough it made in order to pursue Mr. Qiong's level, to break through the shackles of pun jokes, and to try to cultivate a higher level of jokes.

"Sigh~"

The shivering rabbit, who was sipping its iced drink, suddenly shuddered. A chill instantly shot from the tip of its tongue up its spine, spreading throughout its body and almost freezing it in place.

It's cold!

It's fucking cold!

So, the correct way to activate 'freezing point', combined with this robot's joke, is to have a dual effect of physical and mental freezing?

"Hmm, not bad..."

As Haitu sipped her truly refreshing and invigorating iced drink, her thought process led her to a rather peculiar conclusion:

"From now on, I'll ask you to tell me jokes when I want an iced drink in the summer."

"Really? Thank you for your recognition!!!"

The silent electronic eye burst out with an unprecedented red light, and the robotic arm even trembled slightly. This was the first time it had been recognized by the nameless customer!

"I will definitely put my heart and soul into creating even more brilliant jokes for you."

"Stop! There's no need for that!"

These days, lame jokes can be used to cool you down, but anything colder would kill you.

Haitu quickly suppressed its impending creative burst and turned its attention to the F4 who had already started playing the game.

I'd never heard of this game, Haha Rabbit, before in Sky City.

The rules are very simple:

1. Participants take turns speaking, while others remain silent and listen throughout.

2. The use of negative language or judgmental expressions is prohibited.

Thus, it's a small game designed to promote open communication and emotional connection.

But right.

Contestant number one, Qiong, took a deep breath, and a shy and coy expression appeared on her face that was completely different from what Haitu had imagined.

He turned slightly to the side, his eyes filled with an indescribable ambiguity, and looked at Dan Heng, before launching into a bombshell:

“I peeked at Danheng taking a bath.”

"?"

"??"

"???"

The other three participants in the game, Xing, March 7th, and the protagonist of the incident, all turned their heads suddenly in perfect unison, their three pairs of eyes wide open, filled with shock and bewilderment, fixed on Qiong's face, which was full of shyness.

"Pfft—cough cough cough!!"

Haitu couldn't help but spit it out, choking and making her eyes water.

"unbelievable!"

Is it going to be this explosive right from the start?!

Is this game supposed to foster relationships?!

Even the double Seele in the Corner Chess game was so surprised that her little hand trembled, and her two identical pretty faces were filled with astonishment as they turned their heads in perfect sync.

"Qiong, you..."

Dan Heng, who remained unfazed even when facing the Great Lord of Annihilation, suddenly felt a chill run from the soles of his feet to the top of his head. He subconsciously made a tactical slide, instantly widening the distance between himself and Qiong.

"Qiongzai~"

Xing quickly adjusted her expression and tone of voice, becoming gentler than ever before, with a loving guidance that seemed to be admonishing a lost sheep. She even leaned forward slightly, her tone persuasive and persuasive.

"I'll use Xingmei to let you go through the back door tonight, so don't go and stab Danheng, okay?"

"...!?"

Dan Heng's pupils dilated instantly, and he took two large steps back in horror, his eyes filled with disbelief as he looked at Xing.

You're defying the heavens too!

The shyness on Qiong's face faded like the receding tide. He calmly nodded to Xing, indicating that it was possible to get in through connections.

"Aren't you curious about how Danheng uses the Azure Dragon Bathing Method?"

Upon hearing this, the entire party carriage fell silent.

Xing and March 7 exchanged a glance, their shock gradually turning into intense curiosity and a thirst for knowledge.

The two of them turned their heads in unison, their gazes fixed on Dan Heng.

Danheng retreated again.

So, how exactly did you wash it?

Little March's eyes sparkled with curiosity.

Was it recorded?

Xing is known for his outrageous statements.

These words were like the last straw that broke the camel's back, causing Dan Heng's vision to go black, and he almost performed a "Dragon Lord kneeling down and begging for mercy" act on the spot.

"By the way, can the Azure Dragon Cleansing the World regulate water temperature?"

However, her mind was always unconventional, and she quickly shifted to something she was very curious about.

"So, did Danheng use his own bathwater to fight monsters?"

Haitu covered her mouth, her shoulders shaking violently.

This game...it's so damn good at fostering emotional connections!

The horrified rabbit secretly rejoiced.

Luckily, I was ranking up when the invitation came on March 7th, so I declined!

Otherwise, she might be the one who gets killed!

Qiong has quite a few weaknesses he can exploit against her!

Next up is March 7th.

"Hehehe~"

Little March stood with her hands on her hips, head held high with pride, her face beaming with "Praise my cleverness!"

"I know Xing, that glutton, will steal my precious sweets from the fridge, so last time~ I specially added—a ton of wasabi to the egg tarts! Hmph, let her steal them!"

"what?"

Xingxing scratched her head, looking completely bewildered.

"I wanted to eat some, but before I could even take a bite... the egg tarts were gone."

As she spoke, her eyes narrowed dangerously, glancing at her younger brother beside her, and she said thoughtfully:

"On the other hand, I did briefly experience an extremely stimulating and intoxicating strange taste through empathy. Looking back now, it really did feel like eating wasabi."

But the quantity seems small.

Dan Heng thought for two seconds and then said:

"A few days ago, when I passed by Qiong's room, I saw Brownie inside, crying his eyes out while frantically drinking water..."

Swish-!

Their gazes were fixed squarely on Qiong.

Qiong Xiaoxiong shrugged: "Oh, that? I kindly tried a small bite for Xing first, and found it was filled with an excessive amount of wasabi... Following the principle of sharing good things, I generously gave it to Brownie~"

Bang~!

"How dare you say that!"

A loud bang!

Haitu slammed her little fist hard on the table in front of her.

Bar counter HP-1.

Miss Hatbit gritted her teeth; she immediately wanted to use EtherEdit to get revenge.