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What the heck, it's definitely a prank!
Seeing that Qiong was holding an ID card, Gui Naifen breathed a sigh of relief. However, her master's acting skills were truly impressive!
But on another note, why did they give me my ID?
Doubt arose, and Gui Naifen's gaze instinctively fell on the spot where Qiong's finger touched. In an instant, her eyes widened, her mind froze, and her expression turned deathly pale.
The age column clearly states: Three years old!
A three-year-old for crying out loud?!?
"Sister anchor, according to my biological age, I am actually a minor~".
Qiong's smile was as bright as the sun.
Minor?
Even though her consciousness was shocked like never before, when the word 'minor' was linked with the anchor, a word still popped out of Gui Naifen's brain, which was on the verge of crashing.
Refund!
"OHNONONONONO!"
PS:
Chapter 423 Qiong: This is my last lesson.
"Aaaaaah! No! I don't want to hear this!"
Her pretty face turned as pale as paper in an instant. Xiao Guizi covered her face, squatted down, and frantically shook her head, her maroon ponytail hanging limply.
In the end, because the bad news was too terrifying, Xiao Guizi spun around and fell onto Hanhan Chang's little pillow.
The small pillow was hit with a 'pop' and bounced off like a Want Want QQ candy, while a white, ball-shaped soul faintly floated out of Xiao Guizi's mouth.
"Kekeke~ Hehehe~!"
With a strange, strained tone, Qiong revealed a villainous smile.
"Anchor Jie~Jie~!"
Xiao Guizi trembled all over, her face was deathly pale, and she raised her head with teary eyes.
Qiong circled around Xiao Guizi twice, then squatted down, using the pad of his index finger to lift her smooth chin, his smile as sunny and cheerful as a boy next door:
"You don't want me to apply for a refund for being a minor, do you?"
"No!"
Xiao Guizi immediately launched into the air, wrapping her arms around Qiong's neck and leaping onto Qiong's body.
She no longer cared that she was wearing a sexy flag that highlighted her forelimb armor.
Although platforms and streamers usually share the refund amount when minors apply for refunds, the streamers will suffer additional losses, such as other revenue related to tips, like platform commissions and guild commissions.
These losses are often greater than a direct refund because the streamer has to reimburse some of the funds that have already been withdrawn or used for other purposes.
"Waaaaah, Master, Master, you tipped me over ten million credits! Even if I used all my dowry money, I still couldn't pay you back!"
For any third-rate or even second-rate streamer, a request for a refund from a minor who has given a large donation or even become the top-ranked viewer is more terrifying than being assaulted by a female warrior from the Wild Boar tribe!
For the first time, I finally got to be number one on the rich list, something I'd always dreamed of.
He also found a master who was an expert in abstract concepts.
Two joys overlapped, and this double joy brought even more joy, and they should have already enjoyed a dreamlike and blissful time!
But why?
Why did it turn out like this?!
Seeing Xiao Guizi's desperate expression, with tears and snot streaming down her face, March 7's eyes were filled with pity and sorrow.
Miss Hatto was shocked by the information that Qiong had revealed at the beginning.
She peeked out from behind her rabbit head and glanced at the ID card in Qiong's hand.
Holy crap!!!
Three years old!?
Are you crazy or am I crazy?
Is this guy three years old?!
Wait, I remember the body was three years old. Is Qiong some kind of accelerated clone?
HaiTu, a female otaku who understands the ACG field, instantly conjured up more than a dozen classic plots in her mind, but the feeling of her own Sensei suddenly becoming a three-year-old child... tsk, HaiTu's feelings were mixed and hard to describe.
The Star Core Spirit, however, was rather heartless. Unable to suppress the curve of his lips, he burst into laughter like an elder of the Soul Palace.
She could clearly feel the empathy transmitted through her, the soft, bouncy sensation pressing against her chest. Xing didn't care at all, and instead held her phone as she circled around Katsura Naifen, who was hugging Qiong.
That's it, she just wanted to see Xiao Guizi's expression!
"It's alright, Xiao Guizi. Isn't the purpose of the dowry to prepare for this day?"
With a gentle, comforting tone, Qiong softly stroked her smooth, orange-red hair.
Qiong pinched her bouncy face and shook it back and forth, like playing with a rocking horse:
"If you can't pay me back, don't you have someone else who can compensate me?"
"Wow! You, you're a demon!"
Hearing the voice that had fled in panic, Xiao Guizi jumped off Qiong in fright and looked around for help at the girls who might have had a close relationship with Qiong.
Hazard Rabbit is currently just a partner.
Although Qiong had already enjoyed the big pillow, it was only in private. Yuehen let his consciousness return to the Collapsed World, and then he and Qiong... Currently, on the surface, he and Li Sushang are only friends.
Changchang...
"Hmm, so much money, even if you smashed my piggy bank, it wouldn't help you much."
Have you already started thinking about how to help me pay off my debts?
Changchang, you really... I'm going to cry my eyes out!
Xi'er blushed and remained silent, while Xing continued filming excessively.
After circling around, Xiao Guizi looked at March 7th like a drowning person grasping at a straw.
"Qiong, stop teasing Xiao Guizi."
The beautiful and kind-hearted Xiao Sanyue, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, stepped forward and tugged at Qiong's arm.
"Hehehe, paying back debts is a matter of course! I'm sorry, Xiao Guizi!"
Xing revealed a standard villainous arrogant smile: "If you can't pay back the money, we'll punish you severely and make you obediently become our Xing Nu... Hmm!"
Before Xinghe Jing could utter that word, March 7th raised his hand to cover Xinghe Jing's insolent mouth, and slammed a chop to Xinghe Jing's head, reprimanding him:
"Pretty girls shouldn't say those kinds of words!"
"This time I'm on Ah Qi's side, so you'd better keep quiet."
Qiong glanced at Haji Star, who was wearing a light blue flag. Because of her narcissism, this star was several times more attractive to Qiong than Xiao Guizi!
...On the premise that this guy doesn't speak, once he opens his mouth, all the talk about the Jiangnan water towns, the fairy maiden, the aloof exterior but gentle senior sister temperament that is only open to you will vanish!
Why does she have a mouth?
"But I also want to clarify one point: I'm not teasing Xiao Gui Zi; I'm teaching a lesson!"
Qiong said righteously.
Immediately, he adopted a solemn and sacred expression, gently brushed aside the red hair that had fallen across Xiao Guizi's forehead, and spoke softly in a low voice:
"Xiao Guizi, when you open the streamer's page again, you will find that everything has changed. The world is no longer beautiful, and those happy daily days are gone forever."
"But don't give up, Xiao Guizi. Hold your head high and keep moving forward. Work your hardest to pay back all the refunds owed to me for being a minor. And never trust the number one on the leaderboard again."
"Pay back the money, Xiao Guizi. This is the final lesson!"
Those earnest words sounded like those of a teacher who sacrificed everything to point out a bright future for their students.
"Waaaaah!! Master..."
Xiao Guizi was deeply moved; you could tell from the volume of her sobs.
"No need to thank me. As a teacher, this is my responsibility."
"No, I feel I still have so much to learn from my master!"
In order to live in the Immortal Boat Luofu, and for her older brothers and sisters who finally have a place to live, Xiao Guizi decides to risk everything and struggle!
With tears welling up in her eyes, she hugged Qiong's leg.
"Therefore, as the ancient saying goes, 'A teacher for a day is a father for life.' From today onwards, you are my father!"
We're all family, so you don't need to pay back the money, right?
"Hmm, Xiao Guizi, you truly have the exceptional talent to inherit the spirit of our generation."
Qiong gently stroked her silky red hair, her expression one of satisfaction.
He only needed a little pressure to learn to abandon his principles; he's teachable!
Xiao Guizi wiped her tears on Qiong's pants, knelt on one knee, and clasped her hands together in a gesture of respect.
"The 'Ode to Filial Piety and Brotherly Love' in the 'Fairy Boat Ritual' says: 'Serve your parents with filial piety, attend to them with respect, pay respects to them morning and evening, and personally taste their medicine! Your disciple will serve you by your bedside and bring you joy! From this day forward, I will warm your morning tea at 3:45 AM, prepare your bath at 3:45 PM, and before you go to sleep, I will also... massage your legs and shoulders and sing the 'Fairy Boat Ballad' for you!'"
"Wait! To be pampered by one's parents?"
As if hearing some key word, Xing immediately perked up and jumped back.
"Although the ancient language of Xianzhou is difficult to translate, I also know that words must be combined with context."
On March 7th, he switched to a dead fish eye, one hand on his hip, glancing sideways at the stars.
Qiong looked thoughtful and contemplative, as if hesitating whether to sacrifice his own family for the greater good.
Xiao Guizi frantically turned her little brain, absorbing, summarizing, and suddenly realizing the live streaming principles that Qiong had taught her. Whether it's being a person or a streamer, there's one thing in common: shamelessness!
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration struck Xiao Guizi; she had found the path to salvation!
Xiao Guizi got up and whispered in Qiong's ear, completely unaware that the deep cleavage on her chest had come into Qiong's view as she bowed.
"To show my filial piety, I will find a way to give Changchang's underwear to my master as an apology!"
Better to die than be a best friend!
Changchang, I'm so sorry!
Please make some sacrifices for the sake of my family!
Qiong glanced at Hanhan Shang, who was staring at her with a silly, amused expression, as if watching a fantasy play. "Then you might as well give me your own!"
"Very well, since my disciple Xiao Gui is so eager to learn, then let's postpone the last lesson a little."
Just as gender can freely switch between male and female, Sora's age can also shift between adult and minor, and when she needs to use her minor identity, she can present the birth time of this body.
It focuses on one gender, but the age is flexible!
Miss Hatbito, who had witnessed this farce, twitched her lips slightly.
I glanced at the loving teacher and filial disciple Qiong and Xiao Guizi, and then at the silly Changshang and Xiao Guizi.
All she could say was, "What a wonderful teacher and student!"
Best friend!
As an ancient person who traveled to the past, Li Sushang was completely clueless about live streaming, platforms, and commission rates, and was not aware of what was happening.
But she could understand the conversation that followed, and was quite speechless, wanting to say something but holding back.
"By the way, Xiao Guizi, where are your clothes that you took off?"
At this moment, Xing suddenly remembered something and raised her finger to ask.
"I left it over there."
With a sigh of relief, Xiao Gui pointed to the stone table behind her: "All those clothes are ruined! The skirt is burned so badly it looks like it was gnawed by some monstrous creature, it's completely unwearable!"