Help, I've become a paper man

Chapter 347 Cover your mouth

"You guys are meowing and talking nonstop in the back, are you going to leave or not?"

Xiao Que didn't even turn his head and threw down a message, asking Song Yi and Xiao Zhi to shut up. The two looked at each other again and reached a consensus in an instant. They shut up first, took a step forward, followed Xiao Que's footsteps, and walked home together.

The three of them lived in the same yard. Song Yi had walked this road many times, but this was the first time he walked with others.

Strangely enough, after each battle, he was the only one who walked this way. Song Yi had asked before why everyone was walking in different directions, but Xingchen replied, "Maybe it's a matter of time. When we came, we were assigned to whichever side had vacancies."

After hearing this, Song Yi accepted the explanation. But when he saw Xiao Que, who was obviously not a newcomer and actually lived here, he became suspicious. After only a few seconds of silence, he couldn't help but lower his voice and asked Xiao Zhi what was going on.

Xiaozhi said, "Because Xiaoque takes care of me."

Just after he finished speaking, there was a "bang" sound. Xiaozhi dropped his backpack, pinched his waist and looked back at them. It turned out that between two sentences, the three of them stopped at the gate of the yard.

Xiaozhi was not angry. He glanced at them and said calmly, "No, I'm not taking care of him. The reason why I live here is just because 'Xiaozhi and Xiaoque will always be together'."

The girl's tone was relaxed, but she spoke seriously. When Song Yi heard this, he turned his head to look at Xiaozhi. The plot of the girl's comic book popped up in his mind. He thought it was the ignorance of youth, the first love, and a shy face.

But he didn't expect that Xiaozhi's expression was blank at first, and then after a moment of daze, he smiled suddenly, as if he remembered something. Xiaozhi nodded and said:

"Yes, we will always be together, even in death."

This time, the person whose brain went blank was Song Yi. These words, which were like an oath, made him want to open his mouth and have another bite right after he had taken a bite of dog food.

But the two men remained silent. One opened the door, the other took the backpack. They had no intention of continuing the conversation. They left Song Yi here, looking at this on the left and that on the right, but they couldn't find any follow-up.

Fortunately, in the next second, a hand reached out and blocked his forehead. With a little force, he was pushed back, stopping the gossiper from continuing.

"Song Yi baby, you are a kitten, not a puppy. You don't need to record your friends like this, right?"

Zhigui's voice sounded. It was the owner of the hand. After pushing Song Yi away, he did not forget to pat him on the head, acting like a pet expert.

Song Yi took a step back to avoid the other person's hand and rolled his eyes at the same time. Then he saw another hand, coming from Ying Rushi, which was not reaching out to him, but slapping Zhigui.

The force was so great that Zhigui staggered and the other two stopped, attracting everyone's attention.

Song Yi laughed secretly and thought to himself that this was karma, the person who wanted to take a picture of him not only failed to take the picture, but was photographed instead.

But he only smiled for a moment, because the next moment, he saw Zhigui wrinkling his nose, lowering his head to get closer to Ying Rushi, and whispered, "What's wrong?"

Instead, Ying Rushi said in a lower voice: "I remind you again, Song Yi is not Stardust's baby, nor is he Yan Changyue's son. He is Stardust who is in love with the contract person. You should pay attention to your words and actions, and stop talking to children..."

Zhigui stood frozen in place, but he was not the only one who was embarrassed. Xiaoque quickly turned around and pretended not to hear anything and left. Not only that, he also reached out and tried to pull Xiaozhi, who was confused.

Song Yi was left where he was, staring at Zhigui and the other man. In the silence, the three of them raised the corners of their lips and smiled politely.

Unfortunately, as a stardust, he also possessed superb hearing, and he heard this whisper very clearly. When the two came to their senses, they also realized this...

After a few seconds, Zhigui coughed twice and seemed to have recovered. When he looked at Song Yi again, he said sincerely:

"You are right, you are not a child anymore. You have already entered into a relationship. I need to be more careful about my behavior."

"But, in other words, now that you have a boyfriend, you don't have a father anymore. If that doesn't work, you can still recognize me as your father..."

Zhigui was halfway through his speech and still couldn't finish it. His wild speech was still interrupted by Ying Rushi, who pressed down accurately and covered Zhigui's mouth with his hand.

At that moment, Song Yi looked at the two people who were close to each other, and even suspected that the reason why Zhigui gradually moved closer to Ying Rushi while speaking and leaned his body towards the other party was not only to put his right hand on Ying Rushi's shoulder and put the center of gravity over to save energy, but more importantly, it was to make it easier for Ying Rushi to stop him in time when he was talking nonsense.

It is really a perfect match. Considering the height difference between them, Yingru is a head shorter than Zhigui, so if he raises his hand, it will just cover his mouth.

Song Yi thought a little speechlessly, and when he spoke again, he first said, "Haha, no, I don't need it." After he finished speaking, he saw Ying Ru didn't let go, and the two people opposite him didn't change their posture. He endured it again and again, but still couldn't help but said:

"It's really okay, but, Boss, you really don't have any talent for being funny."

After he finished speaking, Song Yi couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing on the spot.

If he had only some doubts at the beginning, but now that this scene was played out, he could finally confirm that Zhigui was also deliberately making trouble, similar to Lin Jiu's operation.

Although they are all around him, there are some differences. Lin Jiu wants to use him to mobilize other people's emotions and help him by the way, but Zhigui is trying to tease him, and because he keeps messing up, it seems like he is looking for trouble.

Song Yi couldn't think of the reason, nor could he remember his thoughts clearly. He even doubted his own guess. This person might really be looking for trouble! Especially after he finished speaking, Zhigui restrained his smile and fell into deep thought.

A few seconds later, Zhigui said to Song Yi with a serious face: "What do you mean by no talent? I'm learning. Next time, I'll say something funny and say thank you, boss."

Song Yi let out a "ha", the meaning of which was self-evident. Zhigui took a breath, turned his head and lay on Ying Rushi's shoulder, and began to scream and pretend to cry while shouting things like "His mother, look, the child has reached his rebellious period".

Ying Rushi did not answer. After nodding to Song Yi, he was about to drag the man away. Zhigui refused to cooperate. After moving two steps, the man suddenly held Ying Rushi, looked up at Song Yi, and said:

"By the way, joking aside, you have time later to go to the square to check out the new schedule."

After saying that, Ying Rushi exerted force on his hands and did not give Zhigui any chance and took him away directly. Song Yi did not stop him either. The square was there anyway, and it would not affect him if he went there after resting.

As for now... He walked towards the door of his house as if he was seeing off an annoying relative. Seeing that the courtyard was clean and tidy, without any backpacks or Xiaozhi and the other two, he accepted the fact that he didn't need any help. Song Yi slowly moved back to the room, and as soon as he opened the door, he lay down on the ground to rest.

In a few minutes, I have to check the schedule.