Genshin Impact: My roommate and I became funny Hilichurls

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Bai Shi's nosebleed spurted three meters away: "This is... amazing! If you wear this to the meeting, the shipping efficiency of Liyue Harbor will definitely increase by 300%!"

"Look at this again!"

Erkang then took out another bunny girl outfit.

"It was specially customized for me in Mondstadt!"

This time, three Qianyan soldiers who were passing by simultaneously vomited blood from their noses.

Ningguang's temples throbbed. She took a deep breath, preparing to explode in anger, when she suddenly realized that the renovation of Qunyu Pavilion was already complete:

The destroyed parts are now edged with gold, making them even more magnificent than before.

The entire Qunyu Pavilion was as bright as a crystal palace.

The movement speed is indeed much faster.

Bai Shi was beaming with joy as he hugged the pile of dangerous costumes.

Ningguang's anger stalled halfway.

At this moment, Gu Qian approached with a simple and honest expression: "Lord Ningguang, I have another suggestion..."

He pulled out a button.

"Should we add a transformation function to the Jade Pavilion? Press it and it will turn into a mecha warrior..."

"go out!"

Ningguang finally erupted, her roar startling the four Hilichurls into standing at attention.

Three seconds later, the four stood neatly at the edge of the Jade Pavilion, speaking in unison:

Thank you for your patronage! Welcome to visit us again!

Then, they put on parachutes and jumped off the clouds in all sorts of comical poses.

"Oh no! I memorized it wrong!"

Er Kang, carrying a rocket backpack, screamed as he flew away.

The people who had opened their parachutes stared in disbelief as Er Kang flew away into the distance with a chaotic flight path.

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"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"

Er Kang's rocket backpack emitted a strange pink tail flame, drawing a spiral trajectory in the air.

He circled eighteen times over Liyue Harbor like a launched firework before finally flying off towards Mount Hulao with a "whoosh".

Passing caravans stared in disbelief at the flying man—especially the “trial pack” label on his backpack.

"boom--!!!"

The entire mountain shook three times.

The startled flock of birds formed a "?" shape in the air.

After the smoke cleared, a perfectly shaped crater appeared on the mountainside, with a black humanoid figure lying at the bottom, its body emitting smoke.

Er Kang suddenly sat up as if he had risen from the dead, and frantically shook his head like a drowning dog, the charcoal ash he flung out forming the word "HELP" in the air.

He took off his mask and exhaled a puff of black smoke, which then drifted back above his head, forming a dark cloud and starting to drizzle.

"Cough cough cough, oh my god, I almost fell and killed myself!"

He looked around, and when his gaze swept over the large golden tree, he instantly fixed his eyes on it.

"The Dragon Tree?!"

Er Kang's voice rose eight octaves.

"Did I blow up the lair of the Dragon King of Naga?"

He scratched his head, and suddenly a lightbulb effect popped up on his mask: "Since you're already here~"

He magically pulled out a dozen colorful test tubes from his pocket and began shaking them wildly like a bartender.

The medicine gleamed eerily in the sunlight, and the liquid in one of the test tubes even tried to escape, but he forcefully plugged it with a stopper.

"Anti-wear agent...complete! Side effects...unknown!"

Er Kang held up a bottle of liquid bubbling with rainbow bubbles, and shrugged: "No problem~"

Next, the water ranger pulled out a shovel with "Liyue Construction Team" written on it and began digging a hole at an astonishing speed.

Amidst the flying dirt, he dug a passage that perfectly avoided all the sealing formations, and finally fell into the sealed space with a "thud".

"Hey, hey, hey!"

With a disheveled face, Er Kang waved towards the enormous dragon eyes in the darkness.

"Open the door, fellow villager! The community is bringing warmth!"

Naga King Ruoduo: "???"

"who!"

The roar of the Dragon King Ruoduo shook the entire cave, sending dust flying everywhere. His enormous dragon eyes burned with fury.

Er Kang calmly pulled a water slime out of his back pocket. The poor slime was still yawning in a daze.

He magically produced a dropper, inside which shimmered some strange fluorescent liquid.

"Try this!"

Erkang delivered a beautiful arcing shot, precisely kicking the liquid-dripping slime into the gaping mouth of the Dragon King of Rota.

The slime turned deathly white in mid-air, its eyes transforming into spiral "XX" shapes, as if it had foreseen its tragic fate.

"Gudong-"

In an instant, the entire Naga King froze.

Its scales began to turn green from its tail at a visible speed, its whiskers stretched taut like springs, and its huge eyes stared wide open.

"Awoooooo—!!!"

A mournful dragon's roar echoed through the sky.

The rocks on the cave ceiling were shaken and fell down with a crackling sound.

King Nagato spun around three times as if drunk, and finally collapsed to the ground with a "thud," his tongue lolling out and still twitching uncontrollably.

"Bai Luo's Sunset Fruit Concentrate, just one drop will make the Ruins Guardian cry for his mother~"

Er Kang whistled triumphantly.

He leaped onto the unconscious Dragon King's lips, pulled out the bottle of rainbow bubble potion: "Here, it's time for your potion!"

As a result, my hand slipped and I poured the whole bottle in.

A blinding white light erupted, and Er Kang was thrown off his feet by the shockwave.

When he got up, he found only a glowing sphere on the ground.

"No way? It's shrunk that much?"

Er Kang poked the ball of light with his toe. The light gradually faded, revealing—

"Fuck!!!"

A long-haired little girl dressed in a dragon-patterned dress was curled up on the ground. She had three huge mini dragon horns on her head, and her tail was twitching.

Looking at the little girl at his feet, Er Kang slapped himself and was completely dumbfounded.

"This is the Naga King Ratna..."

"What have I done?!"

Chapter 22 Liyue in an uproar

When the three arrived at the scene following the sound of the explosion, the sight before them left them all petrified—

Er Kang crawled out of the pit, covered in dust and dirt, with a little brown-haired girl sleeping soundly in his arms.

The dragon horns on the little girl's head were still gleaming, and she was chewing on a corner of Er Kang's cloak, making a "smack" sound every now and then.

The air froze for three seconds.

Qingyu's mask popped off with a "snap" in fright.

"Erkang, when did you switch careers to become a human trafficker?!"

A row of question marks visibly appeared on Er Kang's head, almost materializing and crashing to the ground.

Zhang Chu remained silent, but quietly took out a thunder hammer that was three times larger than usual.

Gu Qian's Thunder King mask cracked open with a "crack": "Oh my god! Er Kang has... Ruo Tuo Dragon King, she..."

He then pulled out a megaphone from somewhere and shouted towards Liyue Harbor, "Help! There's a beast here!"

"You fucking bastards, let me explain!"

Erkang was so anxious that he jumped up and down, which woke up the little dragon girl in his arms. She rubbed her eyes groggily.

When she saw several strangely shaped Hilichurls—

"Eat this young lady! Bah! Eat this grandpa's tail!"

Xiao Ruotuo suddenly jumped up from Erkang's arms, and the seemingly harmless dragon tail lashed out with a "smack," leaving a blur, and struck Erkang's mask squarely.

With a sharp "crack," Er Kang was sent flying backward as if launched by a catapult, leaving a human-shaped dent in the rock face.

“Puff——!!”

Er Kang's screams echoed three times in the cave before stopping.

Rota Dragon King (perhaps now she should be called Rota Loli) stomped her feet angrily, her dragon horns crackling with electricity: "Hilichurls! What have you done to me! Ugh! What have you done to me!"

She tried to stand on tiptoe, but she couldn't even reach Qingyu's knees. This discovery made her even more irritable.

"I'm just fixing your wear and tear..."

Er Kang, lying in the pit, weakly raised one hand, and a crack appeared in his mask.