NABC Chapter 176: What Da Kunoichi Doing?
Chapter 176: What Da Kunoichi Doing?
Chapter 176: What Da Kunoichi Doing?
"It's been a few days and tracks are largely destroyed," Tsunade hums but such words are most likely guaranteed to have snarky or mocking retorts as Orochimaru snickers, "Hear that, Jiraiya?"
"Sounds like someone wore her Ms. Obvious pants today," Jiraiya laughs while patting down a tree and then touching the soil before tasting it.
"Oh, I get it," Tsunade smiles instead, "This mission is funny to you, right? Maybe I should punch in a fucking crater and alert the enemies. After all, who the fuck wants to find out what Danzo's upto or get a sample of Hero Water quietly."
Jiraiya and Orochimaru share a look before the latter shakes her head, "It's not that time of the month. I think she just didn't pour enough sake in her breakfast..."
Jiraiya then looks at Tsunade inquisitively as if to confirm this theory but he soon back peddles and stares at Orochi, "How the hell do you know about her cycle?"
"Oh? Tsunade didn't tell you?" Orochimaru smiles, "We've gotten quite intimate, after all. It's hard to hide such things from a spy as skilled as you. Isn't that right, Tsunade? Should we tell some of the 'things' we would like to share?"
Tsunade stares at the sincerely smiling Orochimaru with an expression of pure, unadulterated shock while Jiraiya's lips are parted so wide that a windmill shuriken would fit in his gullet.
"Y-you two? Wait, is that why you're into cosmetics now? No, hold up! Does Tsunade have a harem of dudes? Ah Too many questions! Can I join?!"
Tsunade deadpans and looks around, "We shouldn't waste time and stop talking nonsense. If you want to have that much fun, I CAN tell Jiraiya the actual reason you got into cosmetics."
Smirking but refraining from replying as Bimbo knew the Senju would most definitely ruin the game, she turns around and lets out several snakes from her sleeves, "I was making a joke, Jiraiya. And no, you're not invited to the harem."
"Tch, like I want to be in yours," Jiraiya scoffs with a disgusted look and begins to search for clues once again while Tsunade returns to her duty of keeping an eye out.
They share the silence comfortably while Tsunade shares her senses with the [Yin Release: Spy Eye] that gave her a view from high above. While she hadn't even thought of practicing the moves left by her mother and father before since she wasn't a scout in any matter, being this close to Kai has its unforeseen side effects. And as he lives his life, Tsunade, too, decided to learn a few more Jutsus alongside her wood clones training in Mokuton.
As Kai admits, it's better to have an unused skill than to not have a skill in times of dire need. And due to her unnatural affinity with Yin nature transformation, mastering this jutsu to a certain extent was simply a matter of a week.
Not to mention the fact that Tsuna
de has gotten better at dealing with shared points of view and division of thought processes. Although Kai has left her in dust in this regard with six of his wood clones, Tsunade feels that her pace of improvement is adequate.
At least, she is improving, Tsunade realizes this. Before, she was simply wasting her life on booze and gambling...
Now, Kai and Jutsus are added to that list. Not that she minded this change. She's still the same old sloppy Slug Princess.
"Oh, check this out," Orochimaru calls for the rest of their attention while holding out a minuscule shard of reflective metal one-tenth of the size of a human nail.
"My dearest summon found it. It's a shard of chakra metal," She hands it to Jiraiya who then seals it inside a tiny scroll as he remarks, "Just a shard isn't going to be enough at all. Let's keep looking."
"Oh, look. Did you just read that from your Mr. Obvious Scroll?" Tsunade chuckles.
"Walked right into that one," Jiraiya mutters as they resume their search.
After a while, Orochimaru suddenly speaks out, "I think it's a fruitless effort to 'find' a clue. We should focus on Kumogakure's team if they are still around. After all, they must have searched around this region extensively. They DID lose a great target that is Sakumo Hatake."
Jiraiya crosses his arms and thinks deeply before shaking his head eventually, "One hour more. Let's try and see if we can get lucky."
"With Tsunade around?" Orochimaru raises an eyebrow.
"Orochi is right," Tsunade doesn't even take offense when around her team, "Lucky? With me around?"
"Now what? Let me sleep... it's boring as hell without anyone leading an army to the shores once again."
Ignoring the spirited voice of a damned hellish bitch that SHOULD have kicked the goddamn BUCKET! The deep feminine voice growls, "Shut your cunt hole! I'm pretty sure someone just lied about me and a sheer feeling of disgust and pure rage now flows through my veins."
"... You have no veins."
"Aaaghhhhhhh! I'll kill you!"
"You will certainly try... and get pounded so hard even Hashirama would jump out of his grave from jealousy."
The two voices go silent after a moment of understanding.
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As Nagato enters the Senju Compound, Biwako smiles and greets the guards before leaving. Her arrival isn't a surprise. It's no secret that Biwako is a kind soul that has retired from the terrors of her former occupation and she now spends her time helping others as much as possible outside of her usual duties as a mother of two.
She has also advised and helped Nagato sort out a few professional rivalries in the hospital, earning her a better impression of Tsunade than Hiruzen does for the time being, and once or twice a week she would run into Nagato before walking with him and escorting him to the gates of the compound. She is well-known to be protective of children.
After a while, Biwako enters the Sarutobi estate where the current manor of the Hokage resides, and she enters her room.
Taking out a scroll, Biwako begins to write many things and she soon rolls it back and slips it into her sleeves.
Walking into the kitchen, Biwako bends down to pick a bowl of flour to prepare for dinner when the scroll slips through her sleeves, and a chalky-white arm forms through the floor to grab the scroll and disappear with it.
Blinking in surprise, Biwako looks at the bowl of flour strangely.
'This is weird... I'm pretty sure I had roasted pork in mind for the dinner tonight... oh, well, I'm getting old, too.'
She continues to work peacefully without too many worries in her heart.
'I should try to cook Hiruzen's favorite tomorrow. Sakumo's disappearance is really worrying him,' she notes internally, 'I wish he retires now and spends time with the family but... that would be hard with another war brewing in the continent.'
Smiling in contentment, Biwako hums a tune and starts cooking dinner, 'I'm being a little selfish but I'm content helping him through... the Hokage chair certainly supports our weight and moves more than enough.'
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Alternate Title: Kind? Gentle? Biwako's Tripping!; Pounding Promise!; What Da Hand Doing?; Biwako is NOT a Predator!
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