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"Huh? Ah!"

Xiao Mei was startled. She looked down and realized that she was clinging to Hayakawa's face like a facehugger. She could hardly see what was in front of her, and she probably couldn't even breathe. She quickly moved to a different position and hugged the side of Hayakawa's head to give him a clear view of what was in front of him.

Meanwhile, the two hamsters continued to move forward, for as predators, they had no possibility of retreating when facing their prey!

Hayakawa silently stretched out both hands, one hand supporting the little Minami Aizami who was hugging her neck like a hat, and the other hand reaching out to catch the two hamsters in front of her.

Since they were Umaru's pets, Hayakawa didn't intend to harm them. If they were wild, Hayakawa would have kicked them away.

The distance rapidly decreased: one meter, 0.5 meters, 0.3 meters. Xiao Meilang Aicheng's face turned pale, and her eyes grew increasingly terrified. She tightened her grip on Hayakawa's neck, causing Hayakawa's eyes to roll back in her head, but she still stretched her hand forward.

Then, just as the two armies were about to meet, a sound came from outside the door.

"I think I heard a strange noise just now. Was it outside?"

As she spoke, Umaru walked in carrying a large bottle of cola, saying, "Senpai, only large bottles of cola and water are available... um?"

Her voice trailed off as the scene before her left her speechless.

Right in front of her, Minami Aizami and Hayakawa were entwined in an incomprehensibly intimate position. Minami Aizami was tightly hugging his neck, while Hayakawa reached out to support her with a "gentle" expression, as if afraid she would fall. The two were very affectionate, and their eyes were filled with tenderness, just like a couple deeply in love.

"..."

Doma's eyes were vacant, and the large bottle of cola in his hand fell unconsciously, hitting the tatami mats with a "bang," and the carbon dioxide inside the bottle condensed and expanded.

What's going on...?

Chapter 133 Splatoon Doma Umaru

Hamtaro and Hamjiro were locked back in the hamster cage. Their two free and wild hearts were once again confined to the cage. They lay on the iron bars, gazing at the three people outside through the gaps.

"…Just now,"

Doma Umaru narrowed his eyes, staring blankly at Minami Aizawa and Hayakawa in front of him, and said in a low voice, "What exactly happened?"

"This...that,"

Komi Nami stammered, not daring to look up at Umaru, and said, "There was a slight accident..."

"Oh? May I ask, senior, what kind of accident caused you two to be hugging each other in such a strange position?"

Upon hearing this, Umaru's eyes immediately became even more dangerous. She couldn't accept that these two were messing around in her own home while she could only watch and couldn't intervene... or stop them.

"..."

Xiao Meilang Aicheng's body trembled slightly, her pink lips parted slightly but she didn't make a sound.

If my juniors knew that I was afraid of rodents, they would definitely laugh at me. What's more, I was just chased all over the room and even clung to Hayakawa in fear. If others knew that, I would never be able to hold my head up high again!

I'd rather die than tell!

Xiao Meilang Aicheng kept her mouth tightly shut, preferring death to submission.

"Hey, Doma, listen to me, I just encountered something really unbelievable,"

Hayakawa, oblivious to Kominami's feelings, grinned and immediately shared his new discovery: "Just now, Kominami-senpai was... by your family's warehouse..."

"Stop it immediately!"

Mimi Aizawa hurriedly got up and covered Hayakawa's mouth. Then she turned to Umaru and said with an embarrassed expression, "Hayakawa seems to have a fever again. He's about to start talking nonsense for no reason. Look, I have to quickly gag him so he doesn't talk nonsense."

"Hmm~"

Hayakawa raised his arm to try to pry open Minami Aizami's hand, but found that she was surprisingly strong and he couldn't pry it open at all.

Doma Umaru: "..."

"Ah, there's Coke!"

While giving Hayakawa a threatening look, Aimi Nami smiled ingratiatingly at Umaru and said, "I love drinking cola the most, can I have some?"

"…Can."

Doma Umaru gave Minami Aizawa a strange look, paused for a moment, then nodded, feeling relieved. She had searched the refrigerator for a while but found that besides the large bottles of Coke she had bought, all she had to do was drink water. She had no choice but to bring Coke over, and she was worried that the others wouldn't drink it.

However, Xiaomei Aicheng's reaction was strange, and she had to ask her about what had just happened!

"Hayakawa,"

Doma Umaru looked at Hayakawa: "What just happened?"

Having no other choice, Mimi Nami gave Hayakawa a final glare, telling him to watch his words, before letting go of his hand.

"..."

Hayakawa's mouth was released. He first rubbed his face, which was a little red from being squeezed, and then glanced at Kominami Aizumi. He found that she was still looking at him with a threatening look full of murderous intent. After thinking for a moment, he could only say expressionlessly, "Just now, your two hamsters suddenly ran out. Kominami-senpai was accidentally frightened by them and fell on me."

When Xiaomei Aizami heard the first half of it, she was startled. She breathed a sigh of relief when she heard the rest. It was okay to be startled by accident. After all, even a normal person would be startled if they suddenly saw two mice.

"...That's it."

Doma squinted at Hayakawa's expression, and it took him a while to accept it. After all, Hamtaro and Hamjiro had indeed run out, and Minami-senpai did look very frightened.

"Cola,"

Doma felt a slight sense of relief, then held up the enormous bottle of cola in his hand and asked Hayakawa, "Would you like some?"

"No!"

Upon hearing this, Hayakawa's expression changed, and he said decisively, "I never drink beverages."

Beverages, especially stimulating drinks like alcohol and carbonated beverages, can erode a person's will and spirit. Hayakawa's devout soul did not allow him to be tempted by things like tobacco and alcohol.

I knew you and I weren't on the same wavelength!

"Hmph, fine."

Doma gave a disgruntled snort and then went to find Mimi Aizawa with her precious oversized bottle of cola.

People who don't understand or like Coca-Cola don't deserve to be my friend!

Umaru thought to herself with a smug smile, then approached Minami Aizawa with a beaming smile: "I'll pour it for you."

"It's troublesome."

Seeing this, Ayame Omi pushed the cup on the table in front of her toward Umaru.

"No trouble."

As Xiaomai spoke, she directly unscrewed the bottle cap.

"puff!"

The moment the bottle cap was opened, a large amount of white foam rushed out, and the bottle opening happened to be pointing directly at Xiaomei Lang Aicheng. As a result, she only had time to open her eyes before she was covered in a strange, viscous liquid, and half of her upper body was instantly soaked.

"what?"

Hayakawa, who was standing next to her, was dumbfounded and almost thought that Umaru had opened a bottle of Royal Salute.

"senior?!"

Doma was also dumbfounded. He instantly remembered that when he came in, he was so surprised that he didn't grab the Coke and dropped it on the ground. When he picked it up, he shook it a little and forgot to let the gas out when he twisted the cap. As a result, the Coke started spraying out as soon as he opened the cap.

"..."

Xiao Meilang Aicheng looked bewildered, seemingly not yet realizing what had happened. The brownish-white liquid stuck to her face made it hard for her to open her eyes. She subconsciously reached up to wipe it, and when she looked down, she realized that most of her shirt was completely soaked.

"Senior...are you alright?"

Seeing this, Umaru Doma cautiously asked, "I just glanced at the Coke bottle in my hand and found that it was only half full. How much would it take to spray out half of a 2.5L Coke?"

Xiao Meilang Aicheng stared blankly at the terrible state of her body. She opened her mouth as if to say something, but the cola on her face happened to flow into her mouth, making her taste the slightly sweet and bitter liquid. She subconsciously stuck out her pink tongue and licked it.

Hayakawa: "..."

Suddenly I feel that drinking some carbonated beverages can also... stimulate my mind and motivate me.

"Junior,"

Aimi Nami looked at her chest, which was completely soaked, and she could even see her underwear underneath. A faint blush appeared on her face. She turned her head and squinted at Hayakawa with a blank expression, saying, "Turn your head away and don't look."

"..."

Upon hearing this, Hayakawa turned his head away nonchalantly, his expression calm and serious.

Hmph, what's the use of saying it now? I've already seen everything.

It's just purple lace, what's so special about it?

Hayakawa suddenly felt a little numb in her legs, so she silently stood up, ran to the corner of the room, looked up at the ceiling, and remained calm.

Too unconventional…

Chapter 134 Little Burial

Hayakawa stared silently at the ceiling, the Dao Heart hidden within his body slowly vibrating.

What happened tonight was indeed beyond his expectations. Before seeing Omi Nami Azumi wet, he thought that only a super-sized busty girl like Ogata Riju with a shaky personality could be so unrestrained as to shake his great and majestic Dao heart. He never expected that Omi Nami Azumi, who was neither big nor small, could be so unrestrained.

Is this what they call the allure of feigned reluctance? You've really ruined my life!!

Hayakawa is in pain, heartbroken, in so much pain she can't breathe.

"I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! It's all my fault! Senior, please go take a shower!"

While Hayakawa is in pain, Aimi and Umaru have already decided to take a bath.

"Ah."

Although Ayame Kominami was in a bad mood, she didn't show it on her face. After all, she always considered herself a senior, so how could she take her anger out on a junior? So she looked down at her soaked clothes and said with distress, "I really need to take a shower. I feel so sticky and uncomfortable. Could you please boil some water for me, Doma?"

"It's all my fault that you're in this state now, senior. How could it be troublesome?"

Doma Umaru said with a shameful expression, "Please go ahead and wash. I'll wash your clothes and bring them to you. Just wear the clothes I've prepared when you come out."

"Then I'll go."

Seeing this, Ayame Komi stopped being polite and got up to walk towards the bathroom. When she turned her head, she saw Hayakawa peeking in her direction, and she immediately got angry. She snorted and went straight into the bathroom.

"What are you looking at?"

Doma Umaru noticed his expression and immediately put on a cold face, looking at Hayakawa and saying expressionlessly, "Is it good-looking?"

"Huh? I didn't see it!"

Hayakawa immediately retorted, "I just happened to glance over there."

Umaru sneered, her eyes practically glued to him, yet she remained unmoved.

What kind of attitude is that?!

Hayakawa couldn't stand being looked down upon, so he immediately shouted, "Don't forget that it's all your fault that Misaki-senpai got wet."

"whispering sound…"

Doma Umaru was struck on a sore spot by Hayakawa's words, and lowered his head in silence.

"That's enough, I've wasted enough time on you."

Hayakawa, as if he had won a great victory, said triumphantly, "Now I'm going back to study."

"Wait, I have another question to ask you,"

Upon hearing this, Doma Umaru quickly reached out to stop Hayakawa: "You can answer first before you go back."

Hayakawa stopped in his tracks, a hint of impatience in his eyes: "What's the matter this time?"

"There were too many things to do just now, I didn't have time to ask,"

Doma Umaru hesitated for a moment, then asked softly, "What are you two doing here at my house?"

"Oh, you didn't know that?"

Hayakawa scratched his head and said, "The male owner of this house is called Doma Taihei... that should be your brother, right?"

"Yes, my biological brother."

Doma nodded slightly.

"Your brother helped Senior Xiaomeilang before,"

Hayakawa explained, "Your brother helped her get a place in this neighborhood, so she came all the way here to bring you fruit."