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Chapter 721 It has been less than 3 minutes now.
Erina, this proud young lady, was staring blankly at the empty space in her room. There had been someone there before, but now that person was gone.
Erina was completely incredulous. She couldn't believe that some bastard had actually run away. Especially herself, all she did was say a few words to that guy, and he actually ran away?
Erina could have foreseen many possible outcomes in some respects, but she never expected someone to simply run away so decisively; this was beyond her expectations.
After Erina confirmed that the person had escaped, her expression began to change constantly, and then she looked like she wanted to kill someone.
"Fine, fine, you surnamed Lin, you're a really good bastard."
"Baka! If you've got the guts, then don't ever show your face in front of me again."
At this moment, Erina truly experienced what it means to be burning with rage.
Then I looked at the pillow in front of me, raised my fist, and started hitting it repeatedly, as if it were some naughty little kitten, all the while talking.
"Bastard, son of a bitch, you deadbeat!"
It can be said that these words never stopped, he was furiously spewing them out, and at the end he seemed to have gone crazy. Then he buried his face in the pillow that had been beaten beyond recognition, and then, thanks to the quality, it returned to its original shape, and he started talking again in a huff.
"You bastard, you damn straight man!"
"stupid stupid stupid!"
"I'm furious."
Where did your usual shamelessness go?
Erina was speaking while getting angry. After all, in the other person's eyes, this person was shameless. In the original situation, he should have been completely shameless. Normally, he should have stuck to her side. That's what this guy should be doing. But now he's turned around and just runs away. What kind of thing is this?
Erina originally thought this guy would shamelessly come closer, but he turned out to run away right away.
I have to say that this behavior gave me a big surprise and also made me a little vulnerable.
After Erina finished spraying, she began to talk to herself.
"If you, you bastard surnamed Lin, don't show up in one minute—oops, no, three minutes—get the hell out of here! I don't know you!"
Erina's behavior at this moment was a bit childish, like a stubborn little girl. Normally, once the person has left, what's the point of saying such things? The other person would definitely understand this, but at this moment, it's as if her IQ has been depleted, and she can't understand at all, and is saying such childish things.
What Erina didn't know was that the person hadn't left. On the surface, it looked like they had teleported, and indeed they had, but the next moment they appeared on the rooftop and entered an invisible state. The other party couldn't see them at all, so the person watched the whole process and found it quite interesting.
Lin Qi watched the other person's performance and had to admit that it was quite amusing. At the same time, he wondered to himself if he was like those idiotic, straight men. Only those kinds of guys would do such a thing.
Lynch reappeared at 2 minutes and 59 seconds.
"It's 2 minutes and 59 seconds now, and I'm out again."
Erina:! ! !
Erina was initially fuming, but when she saw this person reappear and heard these words, she was completely dumbfounded.
"You...you...you..."
Erina was speechless for a moment, never expecting this guy to suddenly pop up, catching her completely off guard.
"You said you'd ignore me if I didn't show up for 3 minutes, but I've shown up again and it hasn't been more than 3 minutes, so shouldn't I get a kiss as a reward?"
Erina understood perfectly well what she was hearing. This bastard hadn't left at all; he'd been watching the show and making a fool of himself all along. Thinking of this, her anger exploded instantly.
"Baka! You bastard, you've been watching me make a fool of myself the whole time, isn't that fun?"
At this moment, Erina seemed to be in a state of explosive anger, looking like she was about to explode, and she spoke angrily.
Lin Qi couldn't help but swallow hard when he saw the other person's appearance. He felt that this was a bit scary. To be honest, he really felt that the other person's angry state was a bit terrifying, especially that look that could kill. He didn't know how many times he had been killed by the other person.
"Cough cough cough, I was just joking with you. After all, I saw that you seemed to really not want to see me, so I was going to leave for a bit to cheer you up. I didn't expect you to be such a hypocrite."
When Erina realized that someone had seen her performance, the last thread of her will snapped. The next moment, she threw a pillow at him with all her might, as if she wanted to use the pillow as a weapon to kill him.
"...Bastard, die 1 times!"
At this moment, Erina also roared, telling a certain bastard to go die 1 times.
Lin Qi covered the pillow with one hand, a helpless expression on his face. She was unhappy when he came out, but she looked like she was going to beat him up if he didn't. This young lady was really hard to please.
"Erina, is this really necessary? You were so angry before, and now that I'm out, you want to kill me. This is putting me in a really difficult position."
"Baka! If it's too difficult, then don't do it."
Erina didn't flip the table as expected after she said that, since she couldn't actually do that; she was just simply annoyed.
At this point, Lin Qi could only silently let the other party explode. If they were going to explode, so be it; he didn't care.
Lin Qi caught the pillow that the other party threw at him, and then smiled and spoke.
"Oh, it seems like the things you usually use still have your scent."
Erina:. . .
"You pervert, go to hell! You big pervert!"
At this moment, Erina not only threw a pillow, but also grabbed a blanket and threw it. It looked as if she was going to cover someone with the blanket.
Lin Qi felt somewhat helpless at this moment. You really didn't need to use these methods; they were ineffective against me.
Chapter 722 Isn't this the most vulnerable thing in biology?
Lin Qi watched as the other person threw the blanket at him, and without hesitation, he waved it away. Then, seeing the other person's embarrassed and indignant expression, he grabbed him and pulled him into his arms in a domineering way, then hugged his head and acted like a domineering CEO, pressing himself against him.
Erina's violet eyes widened as she patted Lin Qi's shoulder repeatedly, inwardly cursing him for cheating with those moves.
But it quickly quieted down, and after being released, it suddenly stretched out its head and immediately transformed into a vampire, biting Lin Qi's neck.
Erina's fierce expression at this moment has a cute and fierce feel to it, just like a cat throwing a tantrum.
Lin Qi felt that the other party seemed to have learned his lesson. Normally, he should have bitten the shoulder, but instead, he bit his own neck, which meant that he was much smarter than usual.
Erina had indeed thought this through before making this decision. After all, when she was about to bite this bastard's shoulder, she suddenly remembered that his body was already at a freakish level. Could she even bite the bones in his shoulder? It would be better to bite his neck, which was more flexible. As long as she could cause this guy even a little bit of pain, she would have won.
At this point, Erina was truly clear-headed, especially after suffering losses at the hands of a certain person, and she knew how to deal with things most effectively.
Lin Qi let the other person bite him until they got tired and let go. Then he spoke in a smiling tone.
"Erina, do you really want to leave a hickey on my neck, to leave evidence of your crime?"
Erina:. . .
Erina said that she originally wanted to leave the other person with a little pain so that she could have some pleasure, but she didn't expect that this bastard would twist it into something else. What do you mean that she wanted to leave evidence of a crime by planting hickeys? This is obviously trying to bite you to death, okay?
But seeing the drool left on the other person's neck, and the faint red mark, she couldn't help but fall silent.
Looking at the scene, Erina had to admit that what she had left behind didn't look like something meant to cause the other person pain; it looked more like evidence left behind after flirting.
Erina felt a sudden, inexplicable breakdown. It was a real breakdown. She hadn't meant to do this, but things had taken a bizarre turn. Where had things gone wrong?
Erina expressed her incomprehension at this moment.
However, they quickly felt at ease and shifted the blame to this guy surnamed Lin.
After all, it's only because the other person's neck is too stiff that I can't bite it. If I could bite it, it wouldn't be like this. I'm here to bite the other person to death as evidence.
"Get lost! I wish I could bite you to death, you bastard. Don't spread rumors. If it weren't for your shamelessness, I would have bitten you to death."
Erina issued a threat in a cute yet fierce way at this moment.
Lin Qi showed no concern whatsoever in the face of the other party's threat, or rather, he was completely indifferent to such a minor threat. What a joke to expect him to care?
"I'm so scared, it's terrifying, so terrifying, your threat has frightened me."
“Erina, biting my neck won’t work. The skin on my neck is quite thick. I can provide you with a weakness to vent your frustration on.”
Lin Qi then looked at the other person with a smile and said, "You just want to vent, right? I can give you your weaknesses."
Erina felt something was off after hearing this. In her mind, this guy was definitely up to no good when he said that. She didn't know what he was up to, but he certainly wasn't thinking anything good.
At that moment, Erina glanced at someone and spoke in a very disdainful tone:
"Do you think I'm an idiot? I know who you are."
"You'd be that kind? Even a dog wouldn't believe it."
Erina's words were quite direct: "Would this guy really be so kind? What a joke! He's delusional. This bastard is really wicked."
At this moment, Lin Qi patted his chest and spoke with great confidence:
"I'm not joking or lying to you. After you hear this, you'll know I'm not joking. After all, you know that's definitely a vulnerable spot, according to human anatomy."
Erina was already quite confused, and after hearing this, she became even more confused. What was this guy saying? She could understand each word individually, but she couldn't understand them when put together. At this moment, she racked her brains but couldn't figure out what this guy was talking about or where he was referring to. She had absolutely no clue.
"Tell me where you're referring to? I'll believe you this time, though."
Erina could force herself to believe it just this once, wanting to see what kind of trouble this bastard could cause.
"Of course it's Little Lynch."
Erina was a little confused when she heard the word. What was this guy talking about? She quickly realized what he meant, since she knew the word. She immediately blushed.
"Damn it, I don't believe you for a second. You're the kind of guy who won't do anything decent, will you?"
Erina was like a cat with its fur standing on end, looking like she was about to explode. She suddenly realized that believing this guy's nonsense was an extremely foolish thing to do.
I was originally thinking of just giving this guy a try, but now I've wasted my feelings. What a pervert, what a liar.
"I'm not lying to you. After all, think about it. According to human anatomy, are you sure this isn't the most vulnerable part?"
Looking at the other party's angry face, Lin Qi put on a serious expression and began to explain, making his point logically and with evidence. After all, according to human anatomy, this is indeed the most vulnerable part.
"Don't tell me you don't even know these most basic things."
"No way? No way? You don't even know this kind of thing? You're such a good-for-nothing."
At this moment, Lin Qi started using sarcastic and mocking remarks.
Chapter 723 Are you busy forcibly taking women from the countryside?
"No way? No way? You're not some kind of intellectually challenged person, are you? You don't even know this?"
At this moment, Lin Qi unleashed his sarcastic and unsavory manner, especially his sarcastic and unsavory face, which made people want to beat this bastard to a pulp.
Erina was furious at this arrogant face. Wasn't this guy blatantly trying to cause trouble? Putting everything else aside, just based on these words, was he really not slandering her? What did he mean by "I don't know"?
Erina really wanted to ask, "In your eyes, am I such an idiot that I don't even know this?"
"Get out of my sight! Do you really think I don't know what you're up to? You can forget about this!"
Erina roared at this moment, saying that this bastard really thought she was an idiot. She knew perfectly well what kind of crazy idea he was up to. This guy was really good at scheming.
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