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"Why are you in such a hurry to get my contact information? It seems you really miss me."
"I've won her over. Is she planning to abandon her older sister and only have eyes for her older brother?"
Lin Qi's cryptic remarks infuriated the other party.
Shirai Kuroko's face showed a look of disgust.
"Whose older brother are you?"
"Shameless! Disgusting!"
Shirai Kuroko immediately bristled and unleashed a torrent of furious words, completely unprepared for the guy to say something like that.
Shirai Kuroko says she wants to call you "older brother," but don't even think about it, you're an adult!
At this moment, Lin Qi became completely shameless.
"If you don't want to call me 'Brother,' how about calling me 'Husband' instead?"
Upon hearing this, Shirai Kuroko gave Lin Qi a disdainful look, as if to say, "I'm giving you a look; you'll understand what I mean."
Because of Lin Qi's actions, the other party seemed to have forgotten about the matter. After all, Lin Qi was so shameless that he had infuriated her.
Lin Qi breathed a sigh of relief at the other party's sullen demeanor; as long as they didn't pursue the matter further, the rest didn't matter...
"Kuroko, look, I'm going to be gone for quite a while now. Shouldn't we give each other a farewell kiss or something before I leave?"
Upon hearing this, Shirai Kuroko immediately pushed Lin Qi away with both hands.
"Who wants a farewell kiss from you? If you're going to leave, then leave. Don't get in my way."
Lin Qi curled his lip at this, indicating that it was ruthless to the extreme.
"Hey, do you know how rebellious I am? The more you talk like that, the less I want to leave. Since you've already done this, then I'll just stay here and wait for you."
Lin Qi was acting all sulky, which made the other person a little frustrated. They wanted to say, "Does someone with your strength really need to act like this? You're acting like a child."
Shirai Kuroko, wanting someone to get rid of her quickly, deliberately stood on tiptoe, since it wasn't the first or second time. However, she soon realized she had been tricked. The main reason was that this guy had put his arm around her waist, pressed her head down, and then a large, soft, and familiar thing appeared behind her.
But they immediately filed a complaint after the separation.
"idiot!"
"You're a liar!"
Shirai Kuroko vaguely understood what this person was going to do next, so she didn't hold back in issuing her accusations.
Lin Qi, on the contrary, spoke with an indifferent attitude.
"I'm doing this so you won't miss me too much. After all, you have quite an appetite, what will you do if you don't eat your fill and then get hungry?"
When confronted with such shameless remarks, Shirai Kuroko stated that it was slander against him and that he was not that kind of person.
"Baka! You're slandering me, Blackie. Blackie, I'm going to sue you for defamation!"
"Who among you dares to accuse me, the judge?"
Shirai Kuroko's Chinese isn't very good, so she didn't quite understand the sentence. However, based on the literal meaning, she gradually realized that her so-called accusation was completely useless.
Damn it, absolutely damn it! According to their cultural understanding, this guy is a corrupt official!
"Since you have nothing to say, then you are making a false accusation. Prepare to be punished. Come and be subjected to severe torture."
After Lin Qi finished speaking, he began to torture the other party.
At first, Shirai Kuroko maintained a defiant attitude, but as time went on, she couldn't withstand the cruel punishment and begged for mercy!
Chapter 339 This shut-in seems quite different from the original story.
When Shirai Kuroko returned to her seat, she immediately lowered her head and lay face down on the table, not daring to face anyone. She knew very well what her situation was.
Meanwhile, Lin Qi, the ultimate scumbag, used the same method to pull Pao Pao into the space as well.
Misaka Mikoto was completely bewildered after being pulled in. Just as she thought there was an enemy and her body was crackling with lightning, Lin Qi's voice rang out.
"Don't get excited, don't get excited. Who else but me could do something like this?"
When Misaka Mikoto heard that smug voice, she knew that this bastard was up to something again.
"What do you want?"
Misaka Mikoto was a little scared. After all, since that day, this guy had only talked and teased her, without doing anything else outrageous. But now he had suddenly dragged her here. Could it be that he was getting impatient and was planning to attack her? If this guy was going to cause trouble, she didn't think she could stop him.
"Don't worry, don't worry, I don't intend to do anything bad."
"After all, I still want to leave you with a good experience."
Lin Qi looked at the other person's panicked face and vaguely understood what she was thinking. He decisively spoke up to comfort her. However, when Mikoto heard this, she first breathed a sigh of relief, and then thought to herself, "Who wants to have any wonderful experience? No, I should say, who wants to have any experience with you? Shameless guy."
Misaka Mikoto was thinking to herself at that moment.
"Then why did you drag me here?"
Misaka Mikoto was a little confused. Why did this guy drag her here? After all, he wasn't doing anything bad, and she didn't think anyone here could be his match. So what kind of trick was he up to?
I don't understand, I really don't understand, at least not Misaka Mikoto this time.
"I'm going back now, but I'm just saying goodbye before I leave."
After hearing this, Misaka Mikoto understood why this guy had come here and breathed a sigh of relief. So that's how it is.
"Alright, I've said my goodbyes, you can go now."
At this moment, he decisively transformed into a heartless person, which is now touching, since this guy would be a menace if he stayed here.
Lin Qi looked at the other person's happy expression and felt speechless. Didn't they want me to leave? Did we really have to make things like this?
Lin Qi was truly speechless and helpless at this moment. He didn't seem to have done anything wrong, so why did Lin Qi hate him to this extent? He was about to run away, and he instantly revealed this happy expression.
"I don't understand. Do you hate me that much? Why are you so happy when I say I'm leaving?"
At this moment, Lin Qi couldn't help but ask the question.
Seeing Lin Qi's confused look and hearing his questioning tone, Misaka Mikoto crossed her arms and adopted a haughty demeanor.
"If you were normal, I would definitely welcome you, but do you even know what you did to me before? And can you please stop spouting those damn cheesy pickup lines? You're utterly shameless!"
Misaka Mikoto blushed after hearing this.
Misaka Mikoto knew very well that although this person hadn't done anything bad, his methods were so sophisticated that she felt she might actually be tricked by him soon. Despite constantly reminding herself that he had ill intentions, she couldn't help but get closer to him.
He quickly came to a conclusion: it wasn't that he had a problem, but rather that this guy was too good at flirting and constantly targeting his historical studies. So, once this guy left, he didn't have to worry about anything going on that day that might turn out to be something more than friendly. Although he was reluctant to let him go, he decided to let the guy go and only see him occasionally.
Honestly, if this guy were a normal boyfriend, I definitely wouldn't want to part with him at all, and I might even want to keep him. But since this is a boyfriend I'm dating based on his incompleteness, then seeing him occasionally is fine!
Lin Qi understood the other party's thoughts; they seemed a bit too eager. But oh well, since things had already come to this...
"Okay, okay, you can decide everything. But I have to go back now. Shouldn't I give you a goodbye kiss?"
Misaka Mikoto overreacted immediately upon hearing the word "kiss," after all, she had been tricked in the same way before, causing her to instinctively blush and shout "Go to hell!"
Seeing the other woman's flushed face, Lin Qi knew what she was thinking. He immediately put his arm around her waist to calm her down. Misaka Mikoto, blushing as she was held, understood what he was going to do, even as his face drew closer. She simply closed her eyes, giving him the look of resignation.
Misaka Mikoto was thinking that she should finish cleaning up and get this guy to leave as soon as possible. After all, a kiss was better than nothing, and it was better than being eaten alive.
. . .
When Misaka Mikoto returned to her seat, she immediately stood up and said, "Teacher, I'm not feeling well and need to go to the infirmary." She then ran off, but this time she ran back to her dormitory and did the same thing as before.
"You bastard!"
Misaka Mikoto realized she had trusted this guy too much. He was a complete scoundrel who had never once spoken up about the promised farewell kiss, and now the exact same thing had happened as before.
Misaka Mikoto secretly vowed in her heart that if she ever believed that bastard again, she would be a dog.
He decisively swore a solemn oath, while also having a feeling that he would be sleepless again tonight. After all, he had been sleepless for two consecutive days after that incident, mostly because of that guy, and he was probably going to be sleepless again this time. Thinking of this, he cursed once more.
When Lin Qi returned home and found no one there, he took out his phone and started replying to the numerous messages one by one. After finishing, he leaned back on the sofa, waved his hand, and a bottle of soda appeared. He then drank it.
I have to say, home is the best place to be.
After taking a sip, Lin Qi took out his phone again. After thinking for a moment, he decided to go out and play instead of staying at home, since he needed to see people eventually.
Lin Qi acted immediately, walking up the stairs and knocking on the door when he arrived at the other party's door.
"Sagiri."
He heard a flurry of noises coming from inside, followed by the sound of something falling over. Could it be that someone tripped and fell? After all, he knew the state of the other person's room quite well.
Several minutes later, the other party quietly opened the door a crack, and only dared to open it fully after seeing that it was Lin Qi himself.
At this moment, Lin Qi was thinking, "What's the difference between this and burying your head in the sand? After all, you've already opened the door a crack. If you're really a bad guy, just break it down by force."
"Onii-chan, welcome home."
Sagiri opened the door wide and said this, and Lin Qi, without any hesitation, walked in with a smile.
Sagiri tried to stop her, but it was too late. Then, as the other woman pouted in displeasure, Lynch began his critique.
"Your room is a real mess."
Lin Qi could only look around, and only once more, and there were several white rags scattered everywhere.
Upon hearing this, Sagiri pouted and spoke in a dissatisfied tone.
"Baka Onii-chan!"
"Who gave you permission to enter a girl's room?"
Because she had spent too much time with Lin Qi, Sagiri's heart had begun to darken. So when Lin Qingmai came in, she already knew that he was going to insult her, and she decisively seized on this point to fight back, trying to get away with it.
Lin Qi, with his super brain, instantly understood the other party's intention. He thought to himself, "Could it be that the person I'm living with has started to grow up? It would be a miracle if the real shut-in from the original story said something like that."
Chapter 340 Choose between squatting on the bed or squatting at school.
"Okay, okay, I'm sorry about this, but I won't do it again next time."
Lin Qi acknowledged his mistakes and then said he would never change his ways, which left the little girl completely dumbfounded.
Sagiri felt like her CPU was about to burn out. Normally, shouldn't you say you won't dare to do it again or try to gloss over it with something else? Why are you so openly admitting it and even stating with such confidence that you'll do it again? What kind of logic is that?
Seeing the other person's bewildered expression, Lin Qi immediately put his hands on his hips and spoke smugly.
"How incredibly stupid of me! Did you really think I would admit my mistake, then never repeat it, or find some other way to cover it up, so you could conveniently avoid worrying about the cleanliness of your room?"
"Let me tell you, your little tricks won't fool me. The point is, your brother has no shame, no morals, and no bottom line. Even if I know it's wrong, I'll still say with conviction that if I want to do it, then it's right, and I'll continue to do it."
"Really? You've lived with me for so long, don't you know how low my moral standards are?"