NABC Chapter 339 Host, this system will now solve your problem!
Chapter 339 Host, this system will now solve your problem!
Let's go back a few days.
He was drawing clothes at the time.
"Tongzi, explain to me, which of these items—a tube top, black stockings, and lace—is appropriate to wear on the playground?"
Jiang Bai stared at the list of items, his hands trembling with anger.
"I went there to cheer on my brother, not to attract anyone's admiration!!"
[Ding! Host, please check the probabilities. These items are of "Extreme Rarity" in the "Clothing" category, indicating that your "Minor Good Fortune" is really working! You've won all the big prizes; you should be thanking me.]
"Thank you, grandpa!"
Jiang Bai pointed at the list, his fingers trembling, "Look at what the last ninety shots are!"
The next ninety shots truly demonstrated what "malicious balancing" of the system means.
Thank you for your patronage. *20
[Cash Red Envelope: 1 Yuan] * 15 (Note: Is this for beggars?)
[Empty mineral water bottles used by Jiang Baizhi] *10 (Note: These have collectible value; charity sale is recommended.)
Expired cold medicine*5
[Low-quality tissues costing one yuan per pack] *20
[System Crafting: Comforting Kiss (Virtual)] *20
"......"
Jiang Bai looked at the gray, murky garbage and felt like he was about to have a heart attack.
That's his hard-earned popularity points!
"System, you're being way too ruthless with your probability calculations!"
"The front is full of these weird clothes, and the back is full of these trashy red envelopes?"
"You dare say you didn't pull any strings? You're clearly trying to push me into a fire pit, and you're not even leaving me any money to buy medicine!"
Just as Jiang Bai was about to give up completely and fight the system to the death.
The 100th shot, which is the guaranteed minimum.
Suddenly, the roulette wheel erupted with an unprecedented purple divine light, enough to blind even the most hardcore gamers!
The hundredth shot, and the guaranteed drop appeared!
[Ding! Congratulations, host! Your luck is off the charts! You have obtained this period's ultimate god-level lucky set—["Summer Terminator" Three-Piece Ultimate Bikini]!]
[Attributes: Luck value permanently increased by 50%! All attributes additionally increased by 10%!]
[Special Passive: [Petrification of the Entire Field] - When you appear in sunlight while wearing this outfit, all members of the opposite sex within a 100-meter radius will experience a 30-second mental blank (their IQ will temporarily drop to zero).]
[It consists of only three palm-sized pieces of fabric and a few transparent ribbons. A system-exclusive anti-exposure barrier; if you're not embarrassed, the whole world is.]
Wearing this will bring you endless good fortune; you are the one true god, the tribulation of all beings!
The system's words still seemed to echo in my ears.
silence.
The toilets in the old teaching building were deathly silent.
Jiang Bai's hand, which was zipping up her skirt, froze in that instant.
The muscles in his face twitched violently at an extremely strange frequency, and the corners of his eyes were slightly red from extreme shame and indignation.
In my mind.
The image of someone wearing a pink bikini with a semi-transparent flesh-colored overlay, even twisting their waist while writing on the playground...
Like a powerful nuclear bomb, it blasted Jiang Bai's last shred of dignity as a man into a sky full of construction debris.
"Chief..."
Jiang Bai gritted his teeth, each word sounding as if it were being ground out from between his teeth:
"Tongzi, you want me to wear a bikini inside?!"
"What if those two thin straps, as thin as a hair, snap during filming or the 'Red Wish' dance... are you planning to have the entire school ascend to heaven on the playground?!"
[Ding! Host, fortune favors the bold. A 50% luck boost—that's a weapon of causality. With it, even Zhang Cheng with a scanner couldn't determine your gender. Are you sure you want to give up this 'god-like' level protection?]
"Get out of here!! Get the hell away from me!!!"
Jiang Bai angrily threw a heavy punch at the air, his white fox ears flashing in response to his displeasure.
A shudder.
A shudder.
Another shudder.
[Ding! Host, since you resist, this system has another compromise. Although your luck points won't stack up completely, it's extremely cost-effective.]
Jiang Bai snorted coldly, his eyes filled with distrust:
"Really? You're not kidding me!"
[Ding! Host, since you are currently wearing a black bodysuit, we can adopt a 'mix-and-match aesthetic' approach.]
[If you wear black stockings on your left leg and white stockings on your right... or vice versa, the dual-color combination will add an extra 5% to the original 15% luck of the large Jiangbai stocking, reaching a top-tier luck value of 20%!]
Jiang Bai was stunned, and an image involuntarily flashed through his mind:
On the left are mysterious and alluring semi-transparent black stockings, and on the right are pure and innocent milky white over-the-knee stockings.
This striking color contrast, combined with the high slit of the bodycon skirt that almost reaches the waist...
hiss--!
Jiang Bai's face flushed red to the roots of his neck, and he even felt a warm liquid stirring in his nasal cavity.
"This...isn't this the ultimate, perverted version of 'Absolute Territory'?"
"Walking around the playground dressed like that isn't about bringing good luck; it's like casting a physical curse on all the boys in the school!"
"But......."
Jiang Bai looked down at the black bodysuit he was already wearing and went crazy.
"These black stockings are a one-piece! How am I supposed to wear two pairs?"
"Should we cut it in the middle? That would make it an open-crotch... Get out of here! Don't even think about it!"
"Never mind, I'll just wear black stockings."
[Ding! Host, give me 100 popularity points, and this system will solve this problem for you right now.]
"One hundred points? Fine, take it all. I'm rolling in money now!"
"So, how are you going to resolve this...?"
Before he could finish speaking, the system shop suddenly opened automatically in front of Jiang Bai, and a huge lottery wheel appeared.
Jiang Bai:? ? ?
The moment the turntable appeared, it lit up without warning.
This is a signal sign during the lottery.
The golden pointer spun wildly as if it had gone mad. After only 0.5 seconds, with a "ding," an extremely brilliant golden light exploded in Jiang Bai's sea of consciousness!
[Ding! Congratulations, host! Your luck is off the charts! You've won the Grand Prize: ["Dark Elf" - Over-the-Knee Black Stockings (with Anti-Slip Silicone Strips)]!]
Light as a cicada's wing, thin as nothing. Wearing it, you can even feel the breeze caressing the fine hairs on your legs as it passes through the fibers.
[A fixed 15% increase in random luck points!]
[It's an assassin in the darkness, a tear gas bomb in the boys' dorm. Wear it, and you'll be the only "Night Elf" at the Shanghai Theatre Academy. The only downside is: because it's so alluring, it might cause the eyesight of all the boys in the school to drop by 500 degrees instantly, putting them into "brain-degrading mode."]
[Ding! Host, problem solved. You can now wear one color in one outfit!]
Jiang Bai:!!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ