Borderlands: Unnatural selection

Tour time

"You have two siren powers!?" she exclaimed in shock."That is literally what I just said, yes. At some point I'd like to make a copy of yours as well." I admitted freely.

"And i'm just supposed to beli...!" she started to say but stopped when I phase locked the air hockey table.

"I have no reason to lie when I can easily prove everything I've said. That said I won't be making a copy of your powers anytime soon. I don't even need to fucking look to know I can't afford it right now." I said with a shrug.

"And why's that?" Roland asked more curious than anything.

"Well Maya's powers cost me a million units of lifeforce to acquire and on top of that physically hurt to take in. Felt like I was trying to swallow a planet to be fucking honest. That part aside I have less than a quarter million units of lifeforce at the moment so if the prices were the same, which I highly doubt, I am not even close to being able to make a copy of it." I said honestly.

"Man this is all nuts you know that right?" Mordy asked and I nodded.

"Yep! So now that we've gotten my story out of the way who wants the grand tour of my house? I'll even let you check out my vault keys!" I offered with a grin.

"I call top bunk!" Brick said and I chuckled.

"It's not a sleepover mate, I'm just showing you all the cool stuff this place has." I said amused.s of foes coming to get that ass, that setting was merely a continents worth." I said highly amused at how ragged they were from a mere ten minutes of that setting.

I myself had a record of thirty two minutes after which I got blown the fuck up with heavy ordinance. I'm good but not even I can dodge mortar strikes very well. Still I can't say their score was bad at all as the last three settings were straight up swarm tactics with the enemy not valuing their comrades or own lives at all.-

"That. Was. AWESOME!" Brick said with a massive grin despite being just as tired as the others.

"Not gonna lie that was kinda fun." Lilith said smiling as well.

Finally we moved on to the teleporter room where I had to physically restrain Brick to keep him from teleporting us all over the place. Once the tour was done we all agreed to call it a day as going off of Pandora day cycles was a fools errand since the days were eighty three hours long.-

They crashed in my guest rooms and we got up eight or so hours later ready to get stuff done though Brick wasn't an early riser at all. Roland and Lilith had some coffee but Brick took an energy drink and Mordy a can of beer. Far be it from me to judge how someone wakes up but beer was definitely not on my list of things I thought of. Once we left my house I put it away and we went to check the bounty board for some jobs.-

There were two waiting for us with each having an echo number to get the details from the ones who posted it. 

The poster of the first job said over the echo and I couldn't help but be a little weirded out by the mom thing he said.

'I can't tell if he was trying be funny or genuinely meant what he said, and that bothers me.' I thought with furrowed brows.