Disqualification between tweets

Chapter 92

Compared with Bai Lanjiu's calm and mopping the ground, Bai Lan's life in the parallel world is obviously a little bit more dire.

then a little...

a little……

In order to describe it to Ben Enma, Osamu Dazai vividly brought the two small wings closer together, leaving a narrow gap.

"Chirp so a billion points."

Hong Yanmo looked at the slit, as if he saw a whole universe in it.

Hong Yanmo sighed deeply.

"Don't go too far, after all, it's Bai Lanjiu's body." He paused, "In the past few days, Hong has inquired about it. Although it is very difficult to use the soul to locate Jiu, it is not impossible, so Hong During this time, we will hurry up and strive to go to the world where Bai Lanjiu is."

In addition, the strongest wave of ghosts at the bottom of the world is coming soon. Hong Yanmo hopes to solve Bai Lan's affairs as soon as possible, and then devote himself to the battlefield.

"What? Are we going to that world?!" Osamu Dazai was suddenly excited, "Boss, you don't know Jiu, this Bailan is weird, we are really curious about his growing environment, Jiu!"

"Chirp? Weird?" Hong Yanmo was puzzled by such an adjective, "Why do you say that?"

"Because..." As soon as Osamu Dazai opened his mouth, his cheeks puffed up suddenly. He was holding back his laughter, and finally he couldn't hold it back anymore, and burst out laughing, "Because hahahaha! Chirp hahahahaha!"

Red Yama: "...?"

Hong Yanmo felt that Da Zaijiu, who suddenly burst into laughter, was also strange.

Osamu Dazai kicked his legs with a smile. Seeing Tong Mojiu passing by, he asked him to come over out of breath.

"Tong Mo... Hahaha... Come and tell the boss what's so strange about that Bai Lan..."

Tong Mo: "..."

Tong Mo: "Hahahahahaha! Hahahaha boss, I'll tell you hahahaha!"

Red Yama: "..."

Soon, this "haha team" expanded, and even Sanriyuejiu and Shenweijiu, who passed by carrying Bailan's cage, fell into the ocean of "hahaha".Wujiu still had the energy to explain to Hong Yanmo, everyone said half a sentence of "because" or "that Bai Lanta", and couldn't help laughing, laughing like a group of idiots.

Red Yama: "???"

Bai Lan in the cage: "..."

"Actually, it's because..." Zunjiu managed to remain calm, but the dull hair on his forehead shook from time to time, and his furry body trembled slightly, obviously on the verge of laughing, "Because he... poof... wants to become a new world Kami..."

"Choo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha laugh so hard!" Dazai Osamu's laughter suddenly rose, and he and Tong Mo supported each other and laughed, "I heard that there is no Tong Mo! He will become the Kami of the new world!"

"Hahaha I heard Dazaijiu! Kami hahahaha!"

Bai Lan in the cage: "...what's so ridiculous about this?"

He raised his head and looked at the red-haired boy outside the cage, only to find that he bent over tremblingly.

"Chirp, Chirp, Chirp!" Hong Yanmo was about to burst into tears, "The original words are this Chirp? The new world's Kami Chirp? Chirp Chirp!"

Osamu Dazai calmed down, adjusted his facial expression, straightened his furry belly, rolled his eyes, and tilted his small sharp mouth, showing a demented look with crooked mouth and eyes.

"Hi, I'm Bai Lan, and I want to be Cammy in the new world!"

All the tweets, including Hong Yan Mo, suddenly burst into laughter, and the inside and outside of Yan Mo Pavilion was filled with a happy atmosphere.

Bai Lan in the cage: "..."

Tong Mo was the first to come into contact with Osamu Dazai's imitation before, at least he had a little resistance, so he was the first to slow down and explained to Hong Yanmo.

"Maybe it was a little stimulated watching our show last night. Jiu Jiu said there early in the morning. He also said that he would grow the wings of a god and become a god."

"Hahahaha we all have wings! We are all gods!"

"And Bai Lanjiu already has wings, okay? People also have wings, what are they called... Wings of Flame?"

Bai Lan in the cage: "!!!"

What!The ability he has experienced in countless parallel worlds and has not yet mastered is actually...!

"That's right, that's right, that jet mopping the floor is so good! I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooacacilind

"Bai Lanjiu can spray himself from the first floor of Yan Moting to the twentieth floor, which is amazing."

After these Jiujiu discussions, they all turned to Bai Lan in the cage.

"By the way, fake Bailan, what housework skills do you know?"

Bai Lan: "..."

He knows shit housework skills!Why do people need housework skills? !

and also……

Why is the flame wing, which symbolizes Kami's identity, used to spray and mop the floor!

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When the weather is sunny and sunny, it is advisable to take off and mop the ground.

Bai Lan pasted the perpetual calendar she made up on the wall, picked up the high-tech mop specially customized by the technical department, and the next second——

The wings of light spread!

The snow-white flame wings opened up behind him. At first glance, it was pure white, but upon closer inspection, it was found that there were countless colorful flame spots splashing in it, splashing from the wings to the ground.

Bailan really loves this pair of Flame Wings. Firstly, Dakong’s propulsion can ensure the speed of mopping the floor; secondly, his feet will not touch the ground, which means he will not step on the dirty mopped floor; finally, After mopping, the wet ground will be dried by the flame energy splashed by the light wings... This is a one-stop mopping operation, how can he not like it!

"Master Bai Lan, you..."

Kikyo came over with the tablet connected to the video call, and when he saw Bai Lan with the wings of flames stretched out, all his words stuck in his throat.He began to tremble, and by the time he realized it, he was already kneeling on the ground that had just been dragged.

Bai Lan glanced at him, showing no mood swings.

The first time it was called surprise, and the second time it was called flattery. This is obviously learned from Spana yesterday, he is not so flattering.

"God..." Kikyo murmured, and then went into ecstasy, "Congratulations to Master Bailan for fulfilling his long-cherished wish!"

Bai Lan glanced at the mop in her hand, if this is also called a long-cherished wish, then it should come true.

"Yeah." He responded with a smile, "What's the matter, Ponytail... Kikyo-kun?"

Kikyo's heart trembled.

Such an understatement, as expected of Master Bailan!

Kikyo forcibly suppressed the shock in his heart.

"Irie sent a communication request."

Irie Masaichi came here with a purpose in mind. He wanted to hold Bai Lan temporarily through a video call, because Vongola's guardian of the mist, Liudaoku, had already infiltrated with the bodies of Vongola's internal employees, and he wanted to fight for the other party. time.Enduring the increasingly severe stomach pain, Irie was reporting his recent work to Bai Lan expressionlessly, when suddenly Bai Lan interrupted him.

"Zhengyi-jun, your place...doesn't seem very clean?"

There was a handful of dust on the floor.

As soon as I entered the river, cold sweat broke out. He moved back a bit, and the soles of his shoes just wiped off the dust.

Bai Lan: It's comfortable.

"It's not a big deal, let's continue to report." He became easy to speak again.

After listening to the report, Bai Lan strolled back to his room, but a second before stepping in, he stopped suddenly.

It smells of melon, no, of fork.

Like Lee!Six bones!

Jiujiu often ambush each other in Yan Moting, and over time, they are quite familiar with each other's routines.Bai Lan and Liu Dao Mu were born in the same world, and they usually quarrel with common topics, so they often fight, which directly leads to the fact that they are quite familiar with each other's routines.

Bai Lan had thought that he would meet Liudao Mukuro in this world, but he never thought that he would meet Liudao Mukuro with the smell of melon in this world!

With melon flavor, it must be Yan Moting's Liudaoku!

Why is he here?Could it be that Boss Hong finally came to scoop him up? !

Knowing that it was her own, Bai Lan stepped in and immediately entered the illusion space.A golden full moon hangs in the deep blue sky. On the sandy ground by the sea, countless watermelons are round and emerald green. Liu Daokui is in the middle of this melon field, leaning on a fork in one hand, and looking at the melon field affectionately with different-colored eyes.

"Ku Jiu Jiu Jiu, you are finally here, Bai Lan Jiu."

Very good, it's true, that's right.

"Why are you here?" Bai Lan was a little puzzled, "Where's Boss Hong?"

"I'm thinking about Boss Hong too."

"……what?"

Leaning on the fork, Liu Dao Mu burst into tears.

"This morning, I finally found a new chrysanthemum in the extinct melon field of the branch store. I was about to fork it. Two children who came to have breakfast chased and played by me and dropped a pink bomb. After the smoke, here I am."

"Ku Jiu, can't you just wait until I strangle that one to death?!"

Bai Lan felt the same way.

"You are so miserable. When I go back, I don't know how many cockroaches have been born. That thing can give birth just like cockroaches."

"Stop saying woo woo woo."

"Okay, okay, for the sake of Jiujiu, I won't irritate you anymore."

Both of them calmed down and began to exchange information.

"Huh? Are you here to kill me?"

"Ku Jiujiu, specially prepared a room that can seal the spirit, are you just waiting?"

The two looked at each other, and the hypocritical sisterhood was immediately broken.

"I've noticed that your steel fork is not pleasing to the eye! What are you forking! Prick yourself!"

"Do you really think you're handsome when you squirt and mop the floor? You really look like a fart when you squirt!"

"You fart chirp!"

"Ku Jiu Jiu Jiu... Whoever let it go knows it in his heart!"

The two had a big fight, and in a small melon field opened up in the backyard of the Yan Moting fast food restaurant, the body of the unconscious Mujiu was found.

"sorry Sorry sorry!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi apologized loudly.

"It's me who didn't favor Lan Bo, and let the bazooka shell hit Boss Red's buddy ten years later, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! We're already thinking of a way!"

Hong Yanmo shook his head, the matter had come to this point, there was nothing he could do about it, but Liu Daoku hadn't woken up, he was really worried.

"Jiu like this, please send someone to look at the situation of Jiujiu, after all, you should know more about Jiujiu."

"No, no problem! We will solve it as soon as possible!"

Hong Yanmo nodded, and then shouted to the sparrow buddy who was in charge of recording.

"Remember a work-related injury for Mujiu! After all, he fainted in the melon field!"

The sparrow buddy was about to write, but Osamu Dazai pushed him away from the side, grabbed the pen in his claws, and wrote "died at work" in the notebook, and was knocked on the head by Hong Yanmo the next second.

"Not good!"

Osamu Dazai rolled all over the floor.

"Boss, you can see that he hasn't woken up yet. If he wakes up, I'll change it!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the unconscious Mujiu opened his eyes.The experience of being in danger for many years made his eyes sharp instantly, and he felt a fork at hand. Although his body was in a strange state, he still held the fork and gave the nearest strange breath a fork!

Osamu Dazai plunged into the melon field with an "ow".Tong Mo laughed "quack" twice at the side, and was also stabbed with a fork.Liudao Mu turned over and stood up, brandishing his fork in disbelief, stabbing Jiujiu flying all over the sky until he saw Zunjiu.

Zunjiu looked at him, looked at the cross, and was about to use his strength.

Liudao Mukuro, who raised his fork, was immediately overwhelmed by all the Jiujiu.

"Who are you stabbing?!"

"He dares to stab Brother Zun! He's not Mujiu!"

"Brother Dare to Punish, I will confirm your death in the line of duty!"

Zunjiu moved the whiskers on his forehead.

The steel fork is bright, and the years are quiet.

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Very good, two guys have fallen, Boss Hong is going to rush!