Chapter 70 Hey, Tommy, let's do it~
Chapter 70 Hey, Tommy, let's do it~
In Dasheng's third year of junior high school, "The Prince of Tennis" was finally drawn.
and so……
Dasheng suddenly discovered that their school's tennis team seemed to have won two consecutive victories across the country, and there was also a sick beauty named Yukimura in their class.
"Yo, beauty~" Dasheng teased his front seat according to the three meals a day rule.
Yukimura smiled slightly, and the lily flowers on his back were in full bloom: "Compared with Dasheng's female attire, I am really ashamed to be called a beauty."
OTZ Dasheng's women's clothing has basically become one of the exclusive symbols of the High School Affiliated to S University, especially after the comparison with the King Kong Barbies behind him, he is simply the goddess in the hearts of all the school's sports teams. Among them, this is the reason why their school's sports department is proud of the country in all aspects.
Even Sephiroth sent an e-mail on the Internet jokingly saying that Wakabayashi is fighting with Mr. Katagiri of the Football Association to give Dasheng a plane ticket to France, so that their international junior competition in France will be safe.
Be sure, your sister, I will wipe it!
Dasheng said, Safi, you have let me down so much, give me back my simple and innocent Lord Sephiroth for the sake of friendship and family affection!
With the beginning of the third year of junior high school, various plots are developing steadily and orderly, while Dasheng is trying to find ways to ask for leave from going to school.When he was in elementary school, he could take advantage of his age and still get excellent grades even if he didn't attend class and draw manga, which made the teacher helpless, but now...he has to admit that the knowledge of the third grade of junior high school is really not something that people should learn Arrived!
Mathematics, physics, chemistry, politics, history, and geography can be useful, um, can they be useful? !In the future, will he use solid geometry when he goes out to buy something, or will he have to research the specific historical period and geographical location when chatting with others?It's just nonsense!
For this matter, Dasheng really called and harassed the emperor Ruoye a lot.
The calm little brother Ruoye only replied: I learned this so that you can take the civil service exam when you are ready. If you pass the exam, I will transfer you to the Ministry of Education and let you carry out educational reforms.
After Dasheng heard this, he left Sparta at that time, and went back with a roar. When the labor and management learned this, they would really become the Minister of Education. Why did the labor and management let those students be so carefree and not enjoy the full set that labor and management had enjoyed? It will definitely be unbalanced!
Luo Ye's reply was stern and serious: the current Minister of Education also thinks so.
"..."
The third year of junior high school has been so cruel, Dasheng began to seriously consider the matter of dropping out of high school, anyway, he will take the exam for painting in the future, not relying on parabola, Newtonian mechanics, and table of elements, and he also gave up on being a student. The Minister of Education's dream of reforming education.
In the name of an art student, Dasheng did indeed ask for some vacations.
only……
The patience and ferocity of the head teacher of the high school entrance examination class is definitely not comparable to that of ordinary teachers. Its level ranks second among all the teachers' comprehensive qualities, and the first is the head teacher of the college entrance examination class.
Therefore, when Dasheng asked for leave from school again on the grounds of painting, he was rejected by the teacher without hesitation.
"Nimma, I don't understand labor and management. Labor and management, I paid the money to go to class. I paid the money. I can't go to class because of something. Why don't you let me ask for leave! These teachers just can't put themselves in the right place. Do you think labor and capital are employees, labor and capital are customers, labor and capital are consumers, consumers are God’s, are you sure?” Dasheng yelled at the hung up phone.
Ye Zi, who had already grown taller than Dasheng, patted Dasheng's head comfortingly: "Resign yourself to fate."
"No! I want to fight against fate!" Dasheng clenched his fist and received firmly, "I will be 16 soon, and 16 years old is enough to bear criminal responsibility, that is, the legendary murder will be sentenced, so I Decided to start before then!"
"..." Ye Zi sometimes really felt that his uncle was more like a child than him, more naive than a primary school student.
"Why on earth don't you want to go to school?" Ye Zi knew it. Although Dasheng couldn't keep up with the school's progress, he was still one of the best among all the art students, and the teachers generally looked at him with open eyes. One eye closed, not too difficult.He's not going to get to the point where he doesn't want to go to school.
"I heard that our school's tennis team is going to play in the imperial capital Luoyang recently." Dasheng said earnestly.
"So?" Ye Zi was very puzzled.
"It is said that they are leaving today." Dasheng continued.
"So?" Leaf asked.
"It is said that one of the last wishes of their minister Yukimura before he entered the hospital was that he wanted me to follow them to cheer for them." Dasheng finally said the key point.
"...Well, I will tell the teacher that you are really too sick to go to school." Ye Zi finally replied.
"Ye Zi, I love you the most~" Da Sheng flew forward and gave Ye Zi a bear hug.
"Not as an example." Ye Zi smiled helplessly, took advantage of his height and rubbed Dasheng's head, then picked up his schoolbag and went to school.
Seeing Ye Zi go away, Dasheng shouted loudly: "Come out, Ye Zi is gone, we can go out to play~"
So, studies, women's clothing, etc. are all floating clouds, and dating is the real thing.Dasheng said that nothing can stop him from having a rare date with Tom.
Ever since Tom became Minister for Magic, he and Tom had less and less communication, as if they were just two unrelated people living in this home.Of course, they must still love each other in their hearts, but such little communication is too outrageous, isn't it?
But Ye Zi was very unhappy with Tom... Dasheng had no choice but to do this, he really didn't want to hurt his nephew's feelings, but he also wanted to be with Tom, so...
Tom walked down the stairs elegantly in casual clothes, but his face was not so noble. He complained to Dasheng: "We are a legal couple, aren't we? Why does every date seem like an affair? You You should really take care of your nephew, don't you think his possessiveness is getting more and more wrong?"
"It's not right, your sister! What kind of people see what kind of world." Dasheng is actually very protective of Ye Zi.
Tom raised his hand to signify a truce. In so many years of abstinence life, he has developed a very good character, forbearing and easy to talk, of course, this is in front of Dasheng, as for his subordinates... to apply the platinum nobleman Abu A word from Laxus is, Lord, this is a pervert who is not in love in abstinence but in abstinence, and sooner or later something will happen.
Cough, of course, it is impossible for Tom to really not vent for so many years, but most of the time he relies on his hardworking right hand and Dasheng's hands.
Dasheng would always say, you obscene pervert who molested minors.
But I don't know why, every time Dasheng straddled Tom and pulled out carrots, his words would only make Tom more excited.
It's just that radishes are often found, but plucked radishes are not often found, and the boy Ye Zi has been eyeing him.
This distressed Tom, who was an upright man in his prime, and he always had the illusion that if he didn't remove the leaves for a day, he would be in love with his right hand for a lifetime.
"So, where are we going?" Dasheng asked in distress.
Tom raised his finger and flicked Dasheng's forehead. Did he still think that he was that young guy who didn't even know what dating should be?He's grown up, not like Dasung, who seems to stay in place forever.Tom kissed Dasheng's pale lips lightly, and he said, "When will you grow up?"
Dasheng raised his head, looked at Tom, looked at it carefully, examined it, and finally replied: "Tom, you pervert! What kind of yellow waste are you thinking about?!"
Tom == means that he is really innocent, he just wants to be literary and artistic, but in the end he is too naive, in front of the second fool Dasheng, how can he want to be literary and artistic in vain?He should have seen the essence of Dasheng long ago, that is, he is an ACG nerd full of comics, games, and love action movies!
With the development of society, there are many fun places, and there are also many creative places for couples to date.
only……
Dasheng seems to be more in love with supermarkets, restaurants and game halls.So, although Dasheng said that he didn't know where he should go, he ignored Tom's proposal and rolled away in the direction he wanted to go.
It's really rolling, Tom always thinks that Dasheng is like a ball-shaped creature, although his figure is actually not round.
One day of dating, Dasheng had a bumper harvest. Tom followed behind with a lot of food and game discs, dumbfounded.He always has a feeling of raising a son, especially after Dasheng became smaller, and even once when Dasheng was pulling out carrots for him, because of Dasheng's joke of "Dad", he directly vented it.
"Soup~mi~" Dasheng's new way of calling it is soft and long like nine bends and eighteen bends.
"What do you want again?" Tom smiled dotingly.
"Come and do it tonight." Dasheng sent out an invitation. He has seen through the past few years. Why did he spend so many years with Tom?It's entirely because of the reluctance and brittleness at the beginning, so he can't bear it anymore!
"Do...do?...do!" Tom Youth crashed immediately, and his brain said that the server link has been terminated and cannot be found; please contact the supplier for the link port.Everyone should understand that the thirsty and desolate hearts of those who have been pulling carrots for so many years cannot react correctly when they suddenly receive a sudden report from the weather forecaster for a long drought and rain.
"Don't want to? That's fine." Dasheng curled his lips and shrugged, fully expressing the cheating nature of the weather forecaster.
Tom said gloomyly: "How dare you..."
Dasheng raised his victory gesture. Obviously, he planned and premeditated. Today, he walked step by step for this last home run.
"No!" Tom suddenly regretted.
Dasheng looked back in surprise, is it Tom's lack of love, or is he actually... he can't bear it anymore, he coughed.
"You are still underage." Tom replied seriously, not because he thought it was such a big deal to have sex with underage, but because he was afraid that Dasheng would not be able to bear it.
How to say that sentence, if one day you meet a man who is willing to sleep with you because of you, marry him.
Therefore, Dasheng licked the corner of his lips lightly, and replied with a little temptation: "You look down on minors too much, uncle."
Tom hesitated at first, but he still stood on the bottom line of principle.
"Don't you think sleeping with minors is more satisfying?" Dasheng said more bluntly, "Besides, I will be 16 soon, if you don't cherish it, you will never find this kind of sex again." Here's the chance~"
Tom clenched his fist, hugged Dasheng in the street, and kissed him fiercely, as if he wanted to swallow Dasheng into his stomach.
So, you will never understand the heart of a sullen old man.It's not that awkward old man Snape, Tom is playing something deep.Dasheng said so in his heart.
As for the reason why Dasheng chose to promote good things today, it is entirely because Ye Zi will not come back.Dasheng has already spoken out in school, even if he pretends to be Ye Zi, he will never wear women's clothing to Luoyang to make a fool of himself, so, today, only Ye Zi goes to school alone, what do you think?Really, tsk tsk, it's exciting~
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