Chapter 10
Chapter 10
On the dialectical relationship between supermarket shopping and world domination ([-])
After buying all the materials, Dasheng and Tom began to push the cart into the daily necessities area.
"Okay, let's put aside the population issue first. From your tone just now, you seem to be very satisfied with only getting the UK." Dasheng said while choosing a brand of toilet paper.
"Why not?" I have to say that Tom's goal has always been only the English Peninsula. He is really a very satisfied guy.
"As I just said, there are only less than 1 wizards in the UK. Are you interested in being a leader with [-] people? Then I would suggest that you directly compete for the leader of a certain county in the UK. The number of people you can get will definitely be much more than [-]. Why do you need to do such a dangerous job as the Dark Lord... You have no ambitions than me." Dasheng said contemptuously without hesitation.
"Then what do you mean by Your Excellency?" Young Tom felt that some people were increasingly taking their tolerance as an overreaching offline!Besides, why should I put up with him? !
Dasheng looked around, and then said to Tom: "Wait a minute", and ran to the textbook area not far away, found a world map, then ran back, and stuffed the map into Tom's hand , Said without changing his face: "Take it, Sao Nian, this is your first step."
"...Why do I think you are more suitable for this than me." Young Tom was really under a lot of pressure.
Dasheng, who has watched all kinds of middle and second comics, has no pressure and smiles calmly: "As a person who is determined to become the Dark Lord, if you don't say that your goal is to conquer one or two worlds, how can you be ashamed to be with your peers?" Open your mouth."
"Coming together?" Tom narrowed his eyes.
"Well, like Gellert Grindelwald." Dason blinked.
"His goals are limited to the surrounding areas of Germany, and he hasn't even completely subdued Europe." Tom disapproved, "Besides, you really know the magic world, are you going to draw Grindelwald in your comics? He's in good shape right now."
"Then you should at least be better than him, like the whole of Europe." Dasheng directly skipped the part he didn't want to answer, and only said what he wanted to say.
Dasheng didn't realize that he was helping evildoers at all, he just felt that Voldemort in the original book was too cheap, a devil, his goal was only England, or in a sense, his goal was only It's a school... It's really the most unambitious demon king in the comics that Dasheng has read.
Look at the big villains in American comics, they destroy all mankind at every turn, conquer the world and so on; Japanese comics are not bad either, and the lowest goal of those villains who are generally good-looking is to become a god. price.
Passing customers who were shopping in the living area said they were under a lot of pressure. What is going on in the minds of young people these days!
After buying everything, the small cart was a bit overwhelmed.Tom's outlook on life as a teenager was strongly impacted by Dasheng Erdai.Boy Tom said, is he really too immature?
The Dark Lord's ambitions are inflated in this way. XD
While waiting in line for the checkout, Dasheng was bored and continued to communicate with Tom to pass the time (pass the time? ==): "Well, so, let's assume that you rule the world, well, let's assume that Europe, uh, Britain Now. You have ruled England, what will you do next?"
"Huh?" Tom was taken aback for a moment, then blinked. Did the question jump a little?A moment ago they seemed to be wandering about how to conquer this issue.
"Don't tell me you've never thought about this question..." Mr. Dasheng obviously misunderstood Tom's hesitation. He said, don't these demon kings always regard conquering the world as a slogan and goal, but never think about it? What will the world do next? !This is so irresponsible and has no professional ethics at all.
Or == Demon Kings have long known that the value of their existence is to be a brave man, not to rule the world, so why don't they die in vain?
Young Tom had to admit honestly that he really hadn't thought about anything too deep.
But it's not too late for him to think about it now: "Well, it's probably about restoring the glory of Slytherin, restoring the ruling order of the nobles in the magic world." Tom said uncertainly, it was the first time he felt so confused, What was he going to do when Britain let him do as he pleased? "Oh, by the way, and ban any candy shop from selling sweets to that nasty old guy Dumbledore, and let Hogwarts fire him!"
Dasheng's first reaction was, how much do you hate Dumbledore? In fact, you are each other's good friends, right?
The second reaction that followed was, "...Are you sure this is what a king should do?" Even if he is as small as Dasheng, he knows that if the ruler of the world is only doing things with a professor who made things difficult for him during school Yes, he certainly won't last long.
"So what do you say?" Tom hated him being constantly denied, typical O-blood personality.
"Let's not talk about the big ones, let's just talk about it from the orphanage. After all, protecting your basic rights and mine is the first priority, huh?" Teacher Dasheng smiled. I have always felt that improving the life of the orphanage is the primary desire that people like them should strive for.
And the long queue in line finally moved forward slowly one frame.
"How?" Tom frowned.
"You see, it is precisely because the wizarding world does not have its own orphanage, so many magical children grow up in human, uh, Muggle orphanages, don't they? This also makes them suffer a lot from childhood. It is undeniable that you yourself are a good example.”
Tom raised his eyebrows in dissatisfaction, a typical type A, with self-esteem to the point of pride.
Dasheng calmly said that he didn't care about it, and continued: "So why didn't you think about improving this situation? If someone had thought of it a long time ago, then maybe your childhood would have been in a different situation." .At least surrounded by magic people, they will never think you are a devil because of your own power.
Of course, our side is the same, if the empire pays more attention to the orphans, my childhood will not have to be spent in scrambling. "
Although Tom wanted to say what those orphans had nothing to do with me, he had to admit that for a moment he was really moved, thinking that if someone had ever improved the orphanage... then maybe he would have done it when he was a child. He would not have suffered so much injustice, and maybe even Dasheng would not have suffered so much.
In the small theater in Tom's boy's brain, little Dasheng was bullied miserably, his big eyes were wet, as if someone was going to save me from this hell.
Inexplicably, Tom wanted to save Dasheng at that time, he didn't want him to be bullied. The typical two-faced personality of the AB blood type.
"And in fact, you have to do a lot of things besides this. The greater the power, the greater the responsibility you need to bear." Dasheng said to Tom.
The aunt who was holding the child in front finally turned around and interjected: "Young man, your brother is right~"
Yo? !Auntie, respect yourself!Teacher Dasheng thought, also, who is the younger brother? !I'm older than Tom!
"Listen to auntie, auntie can't understand some meanings in your words, but auntie knows that if you want to become a leader in the future, you need to consider a lot~ Especially to be a good leader, the people's society The security system is very important. If you are an official and don’t make decisions for the people, it’s better to go home and sell sweet potatoes.” The auntie gossips and is enthusiastic.
==It was only then that Tom came to his senses, this aunt, who are you.
"Not only social security, but taxation is important. You must ensure that the country's finances and people's GDP rise steadily to make the country on the right track. The most important article in Marx's economic theory is that the economic base determines the superstructure." Behind him was a bag. Condom young eyes Aberdeen added.
Condoms, it’s really a condom. The legendary newspaper office went to the supermarket to try out the condoms in the condoms.
In other words, is there any difference between the condoms in this world and the condoms in my previous world?Mr. Dasheng looked very eager to study.
==Tom is stunned, this little brother, who are you.
"Army, national defense, these must be taken into consideration!" The uncle in the row next to the left said loudly, with a righteous face, "Improving the military strength is the foundation of a country's stability! You young people are too When you are young, you must always be wary of foreign sugar-coated shells."
Uncle is so hot-blooded... quack chirp chirp.Teacher Dasheng looked at the uncle with an alien look.
== Tom black line, uncle, who are you.
"The power of science and technology is the first priority to promote productivity. Encouraging scientific and technological talents to devote themselves to the development of the country, constantly innovating and making progress, the importance of scientific and technological talents cannot be ignored. In today's society... BALABALA" The neighbor on the right looks very cultured with glasses The little girl joined the discussion eeriely after a flash of her glasses.
So, what follows is the time for a heated discussion with everyone talking about each other.So far, Dasheng's research on inferring Tom's blood type from Tom's words and deeds has come to an end.
As for the Dark Lord who was the focus of the conversation?He pulled Dasheng ahead to check out.
Dasheng innocently shrugged his shoulders. This is the characteristic of the Celestial Dynasty. It is not a big deal to be a strong onlooker, with one set of theoretical knowledge after another.Before checking out, the lady at the cashier said to Tom Boy: "The feminist movement is imperative! The marriage law must be amended to protect the legal rights of homosexuals~"
After following Dasheng into the car, Tom said weakly: "Are all the people here so fierce?"
"Now is the era of freedom of speech, kid. When we were in class, some buddies discussed how to blow up the State Council quickly and cheaply. Does the State Council know? It is one of the central agencies of the country." Dasheng started the car, On the one hand, he answered solemnly.
This is the characteristic of Tianchao, everything is just a YY, everyone loves to be unconstrained, bragging, to pass the boring time, and they will forget everything when they turn their faces.
"..." Boy Tom said that China is really a magical country.
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