[Comprehensive] Go away, you are not a dumpling!

Chapter 39

Tuanzi stared at the blond man for a while as if he was looking at an alien, before he burst out laughing.

"Hahaha...brother, have you watched too much TV? You can say something like 'even if it breaks your hands and feet'! Hahaha... I thought it was only the elders who cheated on me. Only the juniors who have abandoned their wives will say such things... You are so funny, brother..."

Uzumaki Naruto's face was green and white, and he said loudly: "I'm not joking, Sasuke, I'm serious! I promised Sakura a long time ago, no matter what, I will take you back!"

Tuanzi had laughed enough, and found that none of the people around him were smiling, and then realized that his laughter might really be a little low, so he was a little depressed and didn't want to pay attention to these people anymore, turned around and prepared to go back.

However, this time, the white-haired old man who had just caught Naruto Uzumaki suddenly blocked his way, and said with a serious face: "Sasuke Uchiha, you left the village without authorization and have not been seen for two years. You have already touched the law of Konoha Village." Fa, now please follow me back to Muye Village for interrogation."

Tuanzi hadn’t expressed anything yet, Naruto Uzumaki over there quit, and shouted: “What are you talking about, lecherous sage! What kind of interrogation, what law, doesn’t Sasuke just need to go back to the village?!”

"Well, calm down, Naruto. The interrogation or something is just a situation. It's just for the people above to see. It's just that Uchiha Sasuke volunteered to go back to the village with us. I guarantee that he will not suffer any harm, even Embarrassing." Although the white-haired old man was speaking to Naruto, his eyes were fixed on the dumpling, and it was obvious that those words were just for the dumpling.

So Uzumaki Naruto calmed down, but Tuanzi felt annoyed.I just came out to soak in a hot spring, why did I meet such an annoying person?Really annoying!

Tuanzi turned around and was about to force his way out, but found that Tuanda actually walked in.

It's just that, at this time, the leader of the regiment, Ku Luoluo, is completely different from usual in terms of appearance, clothes, and temperament.At this time, Kuroro looked very young and even a little immature, that is, about ten years old.Wearing a suit and leather shoes, her slightly long hair was brushed down and parted slightly to the sides.He was still holding a book in his hand, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, assuming the posture of a young scholar.

Tuanzi tilted his head, although Tuanda's appearance and clothes were not quite the same as what he saw in the morning, but the breath of the soul would not deceive people, so Tuanzi obediently called out: "Tuanda..."

Kuroro came over, patted Tuanzi's head, and said with a light smile, "Sasuke, why are you here?"

Tuanzi didn't understand why Tuan Dai suddenly called him Sasuke, but he also knew that Tuan Dai must have his own ideas and intentions in calling him so.Out of trust, he didn't ask anything, didn't say anything, just hugged his stomach, hummed and said, "I wanted to soak in the hot spring, and then accidentally fell asleep. But I didn't sleep for long, and I was woken up by this person Already!"

As he said that, Tuanzi looked like a child who was looking for his own adults and was eager to complain. He pouted and raised his hand, pointing at Naruto Uzumaki, who was stunned and obviously shocked.

"Oh?" Kurolo said with a smile, as if he had just discovered the two people beside Tuanzi, "Thank you for waking up Sasuke. Sasuke always likes to sleep in a warm place. If you didn't wake him up just now He, I'm afraid he will slip into the hot spring water after falling asleep, and that will be troublesome."

Tuanzi frowned, subconsciously wanting to refute.But how could Kurolo, who knew how he modified it, let him destroy his plan!With just a cold glance, Tuanzi immediately behaved obediently and dared not make any mistakes.

Before Naruto could react, Jiraiya did too, and said politely, "Where...that, may I ask who you are?"

"Oh, I forgot to mention, my name is Kuroro, I'm Sasuke's friend, and it can also be regarded as...well, lover..." Speaking of this, Kuroro deliberately lowered his head, looking like Generally shy.

"Ah?!" Duanzi + Jiraiya + Uzumaki Naruto played a trio.

However, Tuanzi quickly reacted.Thinking that the Tuan Da must be planning something, I must not be held back, otherwise the Tuan Da will be unhappy, and then I will be beaten...

So Tuanzi was very cooperative and reached out to embrace Kuroro's arm, imitating those couples on TV, and said with a sweet smile: "Oba~"

Kuroro shook his body, patted Tuanzi's head, and whispered, "Speak human!"

Tuanzi snorted softly, pouted his lips and said loudly: "Da Tuan, didn't we agree to eat a couple's set meal? Let's go, or we won't be able to eat it."

Kuroro twitched the corners of his mouth, and decided to ignore this brat who cooperated too much for the time being, and turned to Jiraiya and Uzumaki Naruto with a smile: "Sorry, I made you laugh. Sasuke... since two years Before, after his brain was injured, he couldn't remember many things, and sometimes he was often confused... When I first met him, his mind was very confused and he couldn't remember anyone's name at all, so he kept Call me 'Tuan Da', say it's easy to remember, and then keep calling me like that..."

"Wait, you said, Sasuke suffered a brain injury two years ago?!" Naruto screamed.

"Yes," Kuroro hugged the whole dumpling into his arms, with a sad face, as if he still had lingering fears about the 'injury' of the dumpling in the past. "Two years ago, when I found him in a forest, he was covered in blood, and the ninja forehead on his head was in tatters, and he had already breathed in more and exhaled less...I saw him pitiful, so I sent him Take it home, thinking that if this lucky person survives, then let this person teach me ninjutsu. Even if this person fails to survive, I will just collect an extra corpse."

"At that time, I was ready to collect the corpse of this poor man, but I didn't expect that this man survived tenaciously... However, after waking up, my mind was extremely confused, and I couldn't remember anything except my name. It's..."

"So, you didn't take him to see a doctor?" Zilai didn't believe it.

"I've seen it," Kuroro said with bitter eyes, "Actually, before I met Sasuke, my family was quite rich, but I offended someone. The family was wiped out overnight by an unknown ninja. They were all looted... I was lucky, I just didn't care, so I escaped. However, when I rushed home and finished my family's funeral, I was penniless. After waiting for several days, I While saving money, the doctor said there was nothing they could do..."

"With no other choice, I could only take Sasuke and wander around, hoping that one of them would meet my own family. But I didn't expect that after getting along for the past two years, we would be so inseparable and become the same~ Sex ~ lovers..."

Tuanzi's head was still buried in Kuroro's arms, and he yawned a little.The stories of Tuan Da were better than those shown on TV, so he couldn't help but want to sleep.

"Woo... Really, it's so touching, so pitiful..." Uzumaki Naruto had already cried tears and snot at some point.He was originally an emotional person, but now he heard such a tragic and touching story, of course he couldn't control his tear glands.At this time, he had completely forgotten that in the "story" Kuroro told, one of them was his former little friend...

"So, Sasuke Uchiha probably didn't defect from the village?!" Jiraiya calmly analyzed what Kuroro said, and then compared Sasuke Uchiha's character two years ago with his current character. Believe me a little.

Only in this way, it is hard to say whether Uchiha Sasuke defected out of the village with the people of Orochimaru himself, or was forcibly taken away... However, the latter is more likely... After all, if he voluntarily followed If the people from Orochimaru left the village, there would be no reason for them to be "thrown into the wilderness" after being so seriously injured.

Orochimaru... Jilai also felt a headache. No wonder he couldn't find out the whereabouts of Uchiha Sasuke from Orochimaru in the past two years. It turned out to be such a thing...

"So, Uchiha Sasuke, can I trouble you to go back to the village with me? Your home is in Konoha Village. I believe that when you go back to the village, you will be able to remember the past."

Tuanzi raised his head from Kuroro's arms, looked at Jiraiya with some doubts, and then at Kuroro.remember what?Did he forget something?

"Go back," Kuroro said with pity and tenderness on his face: "Go back to your village, maybe you can really remember those things from the past. However," Kuroro turned his head to look at Zi Lai Ye said, "Can I go with him? After all, he still gets confused now and then. I'm afraid that one day when he gets confused, he won't remember anything, and then run around again... "

Jiraiya was silent for a while, looking at the seemingly harmless and gentle young man in front of him, and then at Uchiha Sasuke who had been looking at the young man and completely dependent on the young man, finally nodded.He could tell that Uchiha Sasuke probably couldn't do without this young man... If he wanted to bring Uchiha Sasuke back, he had to bring the young man back with him.

So the group of people headed towards Muye Village at full speed when the dumpling was completely unknown and therefore in the fog.It can't be said that it is full speed.Because Kuroro is playing the role of "an ordinary young man who has just learned ninjutsu for two years to avenge his family", therefore, in order to "take care" of this poor young man, everyone has to slow down.

Naruto has absolutely no problem with this.After all, in his opinion, it would be no problem to bring Sasuke back to Konoha on foot!Tuanzi has no objection either, there are advantages to being slow, not to mention sometimes having the energy to pay attention to the beautiful scenery around him, just the various snack bars along the way make him happy.

Therefore, the only dissatisfaction here is probably only Zi Lai Ye.This guy is anxious to go back to Konoha, and hand over the three big troubles of Sasuke Uchiha, Kuroro and even Naruto to Tsunade, otherwise he will not be able to collect information properly, let alone collect materials !

In the end, Jilai couldn't take it anymore, and directly suggested that he should carry Kurolo on his back.Kuroro didn't know if he wanted to be lazy or what, first he put on a gesture of embarrassment and blamed himself for being behind, and then he agreed, and directly lay on Zilaiya's body.

Tuanzi saw it and expressed his envy.It's just that the person on Jiraiya's body is Kuroro, not someone else, so he turned his eyes to Uzumaki Naruto beside him...

So later, Comrade Uzumaki Naruto, who lost the bet, willingly picked up the dumpling and hurried into Konoha.

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