[Comprehensive] Go away, you are not a dumpling!

Chapter 37

Two years passed in the blink of an eye, Tuanzi really found a deep mountain and old forest, and he didn't step out for two whole years.Apart from cultivating all day, he just sleeps, or finds the little animals in the forest to bully and bully him, to show off his glory!

In short, it can be summed up in one sentence - extremely well-behaved, and of course extremely boring.

Before he came to this mountain forest, he left a few words on the largest tree among the small trees at the foot of the mountain—"Tuan Da, we are waiting for you on the mountain!"

I just don't know why, two full years have passed, and there is still no sign of Tuanzi.Tuanzi was depressed, and finally decided to go out!

When he went up the mountain, except for a few sets of clothes, he basically didn't bring anything with him, so when he went down the mountain, he also had nothing to bring down except for a few rags.

Well, by the way, his clothes seem to have shrunk... The quality is really bad, definitely a bad review!It seems that after going down the mountain, he will have to get some new clothes...

Two days later, standing in the small town, Tuanzi stared blankly at the main road with people coming and going, touched his shy little wallet, and didn't know what to do for a while.

He needs money to buy things, and money to eat, but he has no job, no rich wife to support him, and no family to support him, so where does he get the money from?

Sigh... It would be great if Tuan Da was here, he would definitely find a way...

In the end, just when Tuanzi was so hungry that he was considering whether to rob those rich and rich Jia, he suddenly heard about some underground organization that could accept missions to make money!

Tuanzi's heart moved, and while the person who said this was not paying attention, he smiled and asked, "Uncle, what kind of tasks are usually sent by that organization?"

The middle-aged man who was called uncle was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "I saw that you have never been out of the house, and you are white and tender. He is a young man from a rich family. Hehe... that kind of task, tell me Don't scare you to death!"

"I can't be scared to death, uncle, please speak quickly~"

"Haha, you kid... Well, in fact, those missions are usually murderous. If you go there, just pick what you want from the hundreds, thousands, or even tens of thousands of rewards, and go find This person, just kill this person."

Tuanzi's eyes widened, "But... people have long legs and can run. The world is so big, where can I find it?"

"Hey~ Let's talk about you kid! You don't even know this, the underground bank will definitely provide you with some basic information about the person you want to kill... By the way, at your young age, you are so interested in this kind of thing , then I’ll make an exception and tell you more.” The man poured himself a glass of wine, then picked it up and finished it in one gulp, before continuing: “I’ve been to this underground bank a few times. There are all kinds of people there. , There are many disabled and useless ones, and there are also some powerful and terrifying ones... Moreover, the underground bank has always respected the strong. It is said that their owners are selected through bloody methods such as fighting..."

———Small dividing line———

Looking at the many vicious men and women in front of him, Tuanzi frowned.The place where he is now is the so-called underground bank.There are quite a few people here, and each of them has a bloody smell, which choked up the sensitive dumpling!He couldn't help stretching out his hand, covered his nose, and walked towards the service area.

"Miss, I want to take the middle-level mission." The low-level one would probably be boring and earn very little money, while the high-level one...he doesn't understand the level of this world, so the intermediate level is more suitable.

"Are you referring to B-level tasks?" the lady at the service desk asked.

"Are these tasks differentiated by the abc scale?"

"Yes," the lady at the service desk felt a little impatient when she saw the ignorant appearance of the fourteen or fifteen-year-old child, but she still replied dutifully: "In addition to the abc grade, there are also the s grade, e Grade, etc... Generally speaking, Grade S is the highest, Grade A is next, and the others are arranged in order. Of course, there is still a type of Super S Grade, which is generally divided into SS Grade, SSS Grade, etc... These Super S Grade Quest targets are generally people with Kage-level abilities or people with Kage-level ninjas around them, which is quite dangerous."

"Oh..." Tuanzi looked at the service lady in confusion, the assignment was so complicated and troublesome... "You should give me an intermediate task."

The waitress poured!But in the end, Tuanzi was given a few B-level tasks for him to choose from.Tuanzi casually looked around, finally picked out the ugliest one among them, and said, "I'm going to kill the ugliest one."

Service lady: "..." Well, the customer is God, and in the end she gave the mission target information that Tuanzi had chosen, and said: "After killing that person, put the iconic thing on that person , For example, bring back weapons and so on to turn in the task. If you really don’t have any, you can just bring back the corpse or head directly.”

"Okay..." Tuanzi took the task list and walked out in a fog.Should he think of some way to preserve the bodies of the people he killed?Otherwise, what if one day after killing someone, something happens and you have to stay outside, and the body is accidentally lost or rotted, what if the underground bank refuses to accept it? !

Well, the most urgent thing is to think of a way to find a way to seal up the corpse.

Within two days, Tuanzi ran back to the underground bank angrily, threw the corpse in his hand in front of the waitress with a bang, and hummed, "Sister, are you right?! At this level, you actually said yes Intermediate level?! Obviously...even the small sword of this group can't block it, and if it is rubbed by the small sword, it will die..."

The service lady carefully opened the cloth covering the body, and then saw the only wound on the man's body - a knife mark on his neck, and a few drops of cold sweat dripping from his forehead.

The silent person in front of him is a jonin from the grass ninja village!However, this person stole the secret book from the village because of his bad style, so he was offered a reward by their village.

And now, he was actually killed by this white and tender young man in front of him... The service lady was trembling in her heart, she killed a Jōnin with one blow, and she thought this Jōnin was too weak... This... this boy, How strong is it? !Fortunately, fortunately, she didn't clearly express her contempt and dissatisfaction with this boy before, otherwise she might be the one lying here now!

"Then... how about, Mr. Tuanzi, there are still a lot of A-level and S-level tasks here, why don't you just pick them?" The service lady tried her best to maintain a smile.

Tuanzi really didn't want to waste time, after all, the money he got from solving a b-level task was only enough for him to soak in a hot spring for a few days and rent a house for a few days, which was not enough at all.

Randomly picking out the person with the strongest looks and the most vicious eyes, the group complained again: "The target this time has been away from here for a long time~ Do you want me to drag a stinking corpse~ through the market?!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." The service lady said with a smile on her face: "Well, in fact, our underground bank has branches... Every two towns, there will be a bank. The sign is a red coin with a coin shape on it. Flag. You just need to go to the place with the flag to turn in the task and get the money."

"Okay, this Tuanzi knows!" After finishing speaking, Tuanzi walked out with a bag of money and a reward list.Hehe... No wonder those on TV are so proud of collecting protection fees. If they pretend to be fierce, some people will be afraid!

Otherwise, one day he will go to collect protection fees to see?Tuanzi rubbed his chin, that's a good idea.However, the top priority is to make money first, and then find the Tuan University...

Two days later, Tuanzi leaned against the large open-air hot spring pool and closed his eyes enjoying it.I'm so happy...without those annoying humans, without those annoying monsters, without Tuandao...well, I'm a little dissatisfied with the fact that there is no Tuandao...if Tuandao is here, someone will wipe his back and wipe him right now Wash your face and wash your body... Cough, well, please ignore this point of washing your body~

It's a pity... Tuanzi took a glass of juice from the shore a little depressed, and after drinking it all in one gulp, his mood turned slightly.So he returned to the original place, relaxed his whole body and closed his eyes to rest his mind.It didn't take long before he fell asleep...

After an unknown amount of time, Tuanzi suddenly smelled something familiar, and murmured, "Tuan Da...hungry..."

Immediately, after a while, Tuanzi felt being pulled into his arms by someone.He opened his eyes slightly, glanced upwards, well, Tuan Da really has a new shell!

However, this time the shell looks much better than the last time, and the hair is a bit longer... It's just that there are two deep nasolabial folds on both sides of the cheeks, which makes me look old...

After confirming that it was Tuan Da, Tuan Zi felt relieved, buried his face in Kuroro's arms, and did not move.

When Kuroro passed by here, he heard that the hot springs here are very famous, so he thought about combining work and rest, but he didn't expect such a coincidence to meet Tuanzi...

As expected, Tuanzi turned into his younger brother in this body again.Heh... A few times ago, he and Danzi were brothers, so when he heard that Uchiha Itachi had a younger brother Uchiha Sasuke in his body, he guessed that Danzi was dressed as Uchiha Sasuke.

It's just that he didn't expect that Sasuke Uchiha had disappeared two years ago, when he first transmigrated into this world.He waited for two years, until he subdued "Xiao", but he still didn't see Tuanzi coming to him.And he couldn't find the dumpling no matter what.

I thought he might have made a mistake this time, Danko didn't dress up as Uchiha Sasuke, or Danko might not have followed him into this world!And he was already ready to give up looking for the dumpling.

It's just that he didn't expect that, instead of looking for him, Tuanzi would appear by himself, and even really put on Uchiha Sasuke's shell, becoming Kuroro's "brother" again.

For a moment, Kuroro felt a little complicated and funny.This is called "there is no place to find when you break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it."

The author has something to say: Well~ The company's network crashed yesterday, it is said that it has been useless for too long. (Baidu search or update is faster) Today is good, so I will update Bird One Rolling various balls~??