[Comprehensive] Go away, you are not a dumpling!

Chapter 1 [Overhaul]



Chapter 1 [Overhaul]

The author has something to say: So the whole text was overthrown and rewritten~ Chapters 3 and [-] may be a bit boring, and the real time travel starts from Chapter [-]. . .So this article covers "The Heirs", "Barrier", "Hokage", "Brothers' War", "Devil's Lover" and so on. . .The order has not yet been determined. . .

Unlucky Tuanzi, he never imagined that one day he and Kuroro would travel together continuously, and then become brothers, brothers. . . .

Tuanzi is a squirrel spirit, a white squirrel spirit who lost her parents at birth and was raised by the patriarch.Before the age of 16, the Rat Clan will only maintain the body of a three- to six-year-old child. Therefore, although the dumpling will be sixteen in two years, it still looks like a four-year-old child.Only after reaching the age of 16, the body will turn into a teenager overnight.

Playing all over the mountains and fields, making troubles and causing trouble from time to time to watch the patriarch jump or something, and then being arrested to practice spells and punished with confinement and the like.Tuanzi has lived this kind of life for nearly 14 years. He thought that he would continue to live like this until he was at least 16 years old, and then he would go to the world or other places to practice after 16 years of age.It's a pity... as soon as his 14th birthday passed, he was treated as a gift by the patriarch, and somehow gave it to a certain great god in the heavens.

That great god only raised him for two days, then he lost interest and left him to be raised by a human being.That human being was the later owner of the dumpling.The name Tuanzi was given by his master - the children of the Rat Clan would not have a name until they were underage.

Since then, Tuanzi has followed his master through time and space, going to several parallel time and space.And in a world where hunters, killers and robbers are rampant, he learned a new ability from his master called "Nian".It's a pity that before he fully mastered this power, he and his master accidentally got separated.It was at this time that he met Kuroro—Tuanzi always called him Tuan Da on the surface, but called him the nemesis in his heart.

When we met for the first time, it was in a luxurious villa.Because he got separated from his master, and suddenly he couldn't smell the master's breath, so the dumpling could only wander around nearby.As a result, he suddenly smelled a very strong smell of blood.Out of curiosity, Tuanzi followed the smell to the luxury villa.Then, he met a man named Kuroro, Lu Xilu.

As soon as they met, this man inexplicably released a super terrifying murderous aura towards him, which made Tuanzi overly nervous, and accidentally revealed his white fluffy tail.Oh, and there are two round ears.Then, the man used some method to freeze his body, unable to move.

"Leader, this seems to be an undiscovered species. I have never seen it before." The blond boy beside the man was holding a strange mobile phone and circling around the group.

"It's probably a hybrid between humans and animals." The man suddenly reached out, grabbed the dumpling by the tail, lifted the dumpling up and shook it, "It seems that I haven't seen it before... Knight, help me take it back .”

"Ah, does the leader want to keep this thing as a collectible? Or do you want me to take it back to give Ma Qi another meal? Well, this kind of inhuman thing, I don't know how it tastes, is it poisonous..." The boy who was called a chivalrous man reached out and pulled off a piece of Tuanzi's tail hair, and said something that made Tuanzi's hair stand on end.

Tuanzi wanted to cry without tears!I heard old people in the clan say that human beings are terrible things, and they will eat monsters like them!However, the human beings I met before, such as the master, such as the men of the master... none of them have this tendency!It turns out that monsters that eat people... no, people who eat monsters, they really exist QAQ! ! !

"Take it back first, and study it when I have time." After finishing speaking, the leader threw the dumpling to the knight, turned and left.

Tuanzi can't cry anymore, but you should let this Tuanzi be free before leaving! QQ

Afterwards, Tuanzi kept his head down and his tail was pulled, and was brought back to the spider's nest - the small broken house of the Meteor Street Phantom Troupe.

After arriving at the spider's nest, the knight threw the dumpling directly to a woman, and said with a smile: "The leader's new collection, the species is unknown."

"Then, let's raise it first, and deal with it when the leader comes back." The woman gave the dumpling a cold look, and then said lightly.

Tuanzi's body was already able to move when he stepped into Meteor Street, but because the knight was holding his weak tail, he obediently didn't dare to move.But now, no one was grabbing his tail, he immediately put his tail and ears away, and then estimated the strength gap between the enemy and himself.Well, the other party is also a person with the ability to read, and he is not weak, and his ability is not clear...

The most important thing is that there are five people in this house, and they all look very powerful... so I, who only have a little mana and mind ability, should be obedient, or these people might eat me now Lost……

The children of the Yaozu have been indoctrinated since childhood that they must never fight against someone stronger than you.It is only right and proper for the weak to respect and obey the strong... This point coincides with the family motto of a certain killer family in this world.

Figured it out, Tuanzi put down his face and smiled at the cold woman behind him: "Sister, Tuanzi is hungry... Tuanzi hasn't eaten for a long time..." His eyes were watery and pitiful.In the past, his family's master and patriarch liked him the most. No matter what happened, as long as he put on such a posture, nothing would happen.

The woman remained suspicious for a while, then suddenly turned and walked in one direction.

"Hey, Madge, aren't you, are you really going to make food for this kid?!" Xia Ke shouted at her background, "You don't think this kid is cute just because he has a fluffy tail and ears. Are you on it?! Seriously, why haven’t you got rid of this habit! If you continue like this...Wow..." A frying pan suddenly flew from the direction of Ma Qi, so fast that it hit the knight s face.

Tuanzi looked at the knight lying on the ground with red marks on his face, and then at Ma Qi who was squinting at the knight indifferently, and ran towards Ma Qi decisively with short steps. "Sister Maqi is amazing! Tuanzi really likes..."

Marge paused, the corners of his lips raised suspiciously, and turned around to continue walking towards the kitchen.Tuanzi immediately followed suit.

In fact, after arriving at the spider's nest, Tuanzi didn't suffer any abuse. Instead, he was provided with food and lodging, which was much better than the life he lived with his master in the barren hills or caves before.

Nowadays, the women in the tour group have basically been bought by the appearance of the group and all kinds of cuteness. Who makes women naturally have no resistance to fluffy and cute things!What's more, there are only three women here, and Ma Qi is a latent fur control, who only loves fluffy animals. As long as the dumplings light up their tails and ears, they can talk about anything.And Pike, who is born with rich emotions, such a little girl like Tuanzi, soon aroused her mother's love... and Xiaodi, cough, although she can't remember Tuanzi, every time she meets her, she will treat Tuanzi as a poor girl , Treated as an illegitimate child abandoned by the head of the regiment—Of course, this is what she summed up from the words of her dad Franklin.God knows what happened when her brain came back. Franklin just told her that the dumpling was a child brought back by Kuroro.

As for the men in the brigade, apart from Franklin who was easy to talk to, only the knight could speak a few words.Who knows that apart from the three women, these two are the ones that Tuanzi has seen and contacted the most.Others, I haven't seen much at all.Because everyone will not come back if there is nothing to do, and if there is something to come back, then the head of the delegation, Ku Luoluo, will also come back. At this time, Tuanzi usually hides.Therefore, these people have not met much, let alone get along with each other.

The head of the group, Kuroro, was very busy and rarely came back. Even if he came back, Ma Qi would notify the group in advance, and then the group would automatically hide in the basement and wait for him to leave before coming out.

In Ma Qi’s view, the head of the group is the easiest to love the new and dislike the old. Now he obviously forgot the existence of the dumpling, but if he saw the dumpling, he suddenly remembered that the dumpling was his collection, and then felt that the dumpling was not worth collecting. If they were killed and destroyed in the way they were in the past... To take a step back, if the head of the group became interested in the group, it might not be a good thing.After all, it means that the head of the group will come up with all kinds of methods to toss the dumplings, and if the tossing is over, they will find it boring and want to kill them...

No matter what the result is, it is not what Madge wants to see.After all, this little thing called Tuanzi is indeed a pain in the ass, petting and teasing her when she has nothing to do can make her feel much more relaxed... Of course, if there is a day when Tuanzi might cause harm to the brigade, she will not hesitate Kill the dumpling with his own hands.

Tuanzi's idea is not that complicated.From the very beginning, he was frightened by the murderous intent of the head of the group, Kuroro, and that Kuroro might eat him... Therefore, even though the group is working hard every day, practicing spells and thoughts , but he didn't dare to face Kuroro directly.After all, Kuroro is too terrifying for him, he is simply his nemesis, natural enemy!

Therefore, after staying in Meteor Street for half a year, apart from being restricted in freedom, nothing happened.

I thought that this kind of life of training, eating, acting cute, sleeping, and occasionally being taken out by Madge to let the wind go, or helping to kill someone to rob a life would continue like this until Tuanzi had the ability to resist Kuroro.Thanks to Tomach, Tuanzi's three views are not very upright now...although, it wasn't necessarily upright in the first place.

It's just a plan, it can never catch up with the changes...


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