breakup alliance OL

Chapter 8

Liang Yun suffered from insomnia sadly. Tianmengmeng squinted for a while, and was awakened by the alarm when he was about to fall asleep. He had to get up, get dressed, brush his teeth and go out. If I had to describe today in one word, it would be Black Friday.

Because he was ordered to go home by a harassing phone call from his ex-boyfriend, he took half a day off, and this month's perfect attendance award was finally forfeited.

"Liang Yun, do you have a long memory? What I told you yesterday was a complete fart, didn't you? The gas knocked on the door and the phone calls came to me. What the hell am I meeting with clients? What the hell!! !"

When the phone was hung up with a bang, Liang Yun choked on the trachea due to the busy tone as he retorted furiously.

Unexpectedly, when I got home, the door was wide open, and I happened to see my ex-boyfriend politely sending the natural gas staff out.

"Go slowly, hahaha, sorry for the trouble."

This person is the manager of the sales department, and his face can change freely between Maitreya Buddha and Asura.

"I'm embarrassed to welcome people in." Opening remarks!

Liang Yun looked at him blankly.

"Look, there are only so many empty bowls in a bucket, and there are countless dirty socks and pants, all of which are full of maggots, can you see it?"

"I thought how good your life was after we broke up. It turns out that this is the high-quality life of a superior man you yearn for."

Liang Yun didn't bother to talk to him, he had a terrible headache, that's why he didn't sleep well, he was dizzy in the morning and hurt in the afternoon, and he was definitely going to vomit at night.

He squeezed into the door sideways, loosened the tie of the teacher's uniform, and went straight to the bathroom. Ji Xiaocheng has a typical microscopic personality, and it's not too big a deal to read jokes. There is no stopping, just chattering like chanting sutras behind.

Liang Yan washed his face with cold water, and when he looked up, he saw the white face in the mirror. Ji Xiaocheng rolled his mouth in front of the door of the pest, only resting for 0.01 seconds, and then concentrated the firepower to continue: " You are already in your thirties, how many butcher knives can you bear? One day at a time, how can there be such a mess like you, with a green face and fangs, who can still yearn for a white-skinned and thin-fleshed man The other half? Hehe! Just stop... Hey, hey! My suit costs 300 yuan! Day!"

The bowl of hot and sour noodles that I ate at noon tasted sour in my stomach, and Ji Xiaocheng's 300 yuan high-end suit would be accepted by Ji Xiaocheng. The person shoved out and slammed the door panel!

"Liang Yun!!! You did it on purpose!!!"

So it's not intentional, it's all floating clouds, we have already broken up!

The sound behind was drowned out by the sound of water from the shower. This was the chemical reaction between incompatible chemicals.

Either you are oil and I am water, light and tasteless.

Either the water will pour oil, and the crackling will be life and death.

Liang Yun came out of the shower, Ji Xiaocheng stood at the door with a dark face, with a dirty suit hanging in his hand, Liang Yun opened the bathroom door, made a gesture of please, and then went into the bedroom on his own.

There is no ex-boyfriend's towels and toiletries in the bathroom, so Liang Yun didn't bother to take care of it. Now he has a terrible headache, and when he goes to bed, it feels like a mountain has been pressed down, and his eyelids are so heavy that they are covered with glue.

It seemed that after falling asleep for a while, the alarm bell suddenly rang in the quiet room. Liang Yun bounced up from the bed, opened his sleepy eyes, listened attentively, and finally heaved a sigh of relief, and turned off the alarm bell beside the bed. The sound didn't stop.

"Damn!" He jumped out of bed angrily, ran into the kitchen angrily, and turned off the timer on the microwave.

The ex-boyfriend's bad behavior that harms others and benefits himself is simply outrageous!

The digital clock on the wall reads 20:30.

After more than five hours of sleep, the headache is gone. I used to have this problem and go home to catch up on sleep. At night, I would be picked up and forced to drink porridge. Now...

what!

There was a pot on the stove, and there was still water vapor on the glass lid. Liang Yun lifted the lid, and there was half a pot of porridge in it, which was still warm, but it didn't look good. Judging from the dry rice paste around the pot, it was The porridge is obviously someone's leftovers.

That stingy man actually used my family's rice to cook porridge, he was really stingy to the level of a god.

With a nonchalant smile on the corner of Liang Yun's mouth, he took a bowl of porridge awkwardly, and stood by the stove and drank it slowly. Taste...

"Damn! Don't you know you're going bald if you eat too much MSG?" Ji Xiaocheng stepped on the dining chair, his five toenails rubbed against each other leisurely, spit out a edamame shell, and rolled his eyes across the table: "I can't I don’t want to have a pretentious bald sleep every day!”

Liang Yun growled: You are the one with baldness, and your whole family is bald!

Ji Xiaocheng narrowed his eyes, "I have Bayu anti-hair loss shampoo!"

Liang Yun roared again: You're just pretending, your whole family—

Ji Xiaocheng raised his eyebrows: Hmm...?

Liang Yun took a breath, and immediately regained the elegant temperament of running away.

Ji Xiaocheng pulled out a sarcastic sneer, and said leisurely: "Compared to your so-called 'elegance', roaring is obviously more suitable for a repressive type of dick like you."

Ji Xiaocheng is like a Main-Tank born with sarcasm skills. After living together for six years, he has challenged Liang Yun's bottom line. It is conceivable how much indelible hatred he has unknowingly drawn.

After drinking a bowl of bland porridge, Liang Yun washed the bowl with his hands, put the remaining porridge in a fresh-keeping bowl and put it in the refrigerator.

The living room has been tidied up, the cigarette ash and ashtray on the computer table have been cleared, and the ex-boyfriend came and went in a hurry, waving his sleeve and taking away only a bag of garbage.

Suddenly remembering something, Liang Yun rushed into the bathroom to check the towel, and sure enough, he found a hair that didn't belong to him! ! !

Thick and long. . . . . .

Ji Xiaocheng! ! !I knew you were going to use the wrong towel, this is what I wash my face with! ! !

Bowing his head, the suit worth 300 yuan was lying in the laundry basket, with a note on it: Please send it to the dry cleaning, I really can't bear to hear it.

Saturday morning, the weather was clear and cloudless.

Liang Yun went to the vegetable market to buy some vegetables, and when he returned home to wash and cut everything, it was noon. Yanyao made an appointment with him in the morning to come over for noodle dishes, and no one could match the unique skill of rubbing the food with his little hoofs.

As soon as the food was on the table, people came.With a bag in his arm, hips twisted, legs twisted, chest straightened, and a little makeup on his face, he came to the table carelessly with a coquettish perfume smell.

"I'm right, your life as a bachelor is really chilling." Little Hoof wore a pair of mandarin duck shoes on his feet, at first glance it looked like a young mistress who had been caught and raped had worn the wrong shoes while fleeing. , "Hey, it's good to use the energy of pretense to pretend to be smart. Look at the wrinkles on your face, it looks like a bad image of a girl who is alone in spring without a trace."

"Are you here looking for smokers or abusers? Get out if you like to eat or not!" Liang Yun became angry. He can still maintain his temperament in front of others, but he doesn't need to be in front of Yanyao's poisonous tongue. Girlfriends are all used as tree holes, and they reveal each other's secrets, so there's no need to hide them.

"Hmm...too much monosodium glutamate, too much oil, too much pepper..." Little Hoof put down his chopsticks and took a sip of water. Shuashua fell down, "It's so good~~~~~ I'm broken in love... Is bad luck contagious..."

Knowing that there is nothing to go to the Three Treasures Hall, Liang Yun calculated, this is already No.30's eight broken loves.

In fact, Yanyao looks quite good-looking. The nose is the nose and the eyes are the eyes. Even if the nose is not high, but since the bridge of the nose was padded last time, it can finally hold up the sunglasses. The eyebrows are a little thinner. Makeup, as long as you don't wash your face, you can still see people.

Yanyao's first boyfriend was his client. He was a graphic model. He met in a photo shoot. He was very good-looking and handsome. Liang Yun didn't know Yanyao at that time. Remembrance, saying that the man is good at everything, but his profession limits his privacy, he is a public figure.

Liang Yun's OS in his heart: Ahh!A graphic male model in a third-rate magazine or a public figure?I'm afraid there are not as many fans as my high school teacher.

After the bitter first love was broken up, Yanyao seemed to be cursed by the seal system. Every sudden true love would end without a problem after washing her face. Liang Yun always thought so, but it was a pity that Yanyao refused to admit herself After washing your face, it is the same as white water eggs.

"No, no, I didn't wash my face this time, and I didn't even see each other... woo woo woo..."

"Huh? Online dating? Doesn't he know you're a man?"

"Go away! He knew it from the beginning, but the others didn't."

"Others?" Liang Yun automatically imagined a group p scene in an online club, and sighed: "You people in the city really know how to play!"

"Fuck off! Your mind should be exposed to the sun, it's moldy!" Yan Yao wiped away tears, "I met you in the game..."

Not surprisingly, it was another online relationship that ended before it could start, not even close enough to death.

Yanyao and the other party met in the community of a gay dating website. They chatted for more than a month before opening a private room video. They did everything that should be done in the room. In real life, it should be a factual relationship. Later The other party proposed that the whole couple should play online games together. The relationship between the two lasted for nearly a year, but yesterday the other party proposed to break up, and even offered a high price to buy Yanyao's game account.

"I didn't have any signs before, and I formed a team to download the dungeon in the first minute, and I will break up with me after I come out."

For some reason, Liang Yun remembered the post on the forum - shemales are everywhere, and online dating needs to be cautious.

He thinks the title should be changed — breakups are everywhere, and online dating is no exception.

"Let's divide it up. It's not the first time you've been dumped." In Liang Yun's perception, Yanyao's breakup is already at the ashes level. Online dating is a fart. No matter how hard it is, you should be immune Resist it.

Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, Little Hoof, who had stopped crying, started crying again like a flood.

"I really love him...he hurt me, and...he still used money to send me away, it hurts my self-esteem too much..."

"How much did he pay for your account?"

"fifty thousand."

Liang Yun's eyeballs immediately fell into Qian's eyes, "Five to fifty thousand!?"

Yan Yao wiped away tears.

With a sound of "snap!", the table was almost knocked down by a ecstasy palm, and Liang Yun cried out, "Why don't you sell me pia and kill you!!!"

Yanyao blinked her wet eyes, sobbing lightly: "It's over when it's sold, it's really over."

As soon as these words came out, the living room fell into an oppressive silence. The two lost love Xiaoling sat silently, until it was dark, Yanyao got up and washed his face, and he was not in the mood to melt his eyebrows. The egg-faced man dragged his lonely back and walked away.

Playing the game after taking a bath, the day before yesterday I was so excited that I was a little bit outrageous, the game at this meeting is simply looking for abuse, but since the words are released, it is time to fulfill the promise, the big man keeps his word, the left is just killing and deleting the account.

After going online, the character is still in the warehouse when he went offline last time. I took a good look at the artifacts in the warehouse before starting the abuse, and opened the friend panel. The upstart is not online. I wanted to return this umbrella to him, but it seems that I have to wait. time.

[Horn] Aite Gugu: I hereby declare that I hope everyone knows that there will be no such person as [Ait Gugu] in the next minute, and everything about him will disappear with the [Rename Talisman]. I would like to bid farewell with this talisman In the past, start over.

All the players in this server probably have the same expression as Liang Yun: What kind of trouble is this going to do?I don't know what to say in the clouds.

The next horn immediately satisfied the curiosity of the big guy.

[Horn] Breakpoint: Sorry to the famous brothers who participated in the cross-server battle, because my personal reasons have caused uncoordinated factors to the team, but I will do my best to help the brothers in the cross-server battle. good grade.

[Horn] Lying Mao Kelusi: Alright brother_We support you!

Liang Yun immediately opened the information manager to check the news of the previous channels. It turned out that Aite Gugu and Aite Yangguo broke up. It is inevitable that the famous team will lack big tits, and the cross-server battle will start in one month. It's not easy to find a big tit with a tacit understanding. Besides, the knockout round of this server is half a month away.

Open the friend bar, 'Aite Gugu' has become a 'breakpoint', click on the personal information of Aite Yangguo, and it shows that he has no gang and no family. He didn't do his business originally, but he didn't listen to him sent a private message.

[Private Chat] Anji Lila: Where are you?

[Private Chat] Aite Yangguo: At Fengling Ferry.

Anjilila immediately burned a flying talisman and went directly to Fenglingdu. Unexpectedly, there were huge crowds of people as soon as they landed. The onlookers who joined in the fun crowded the screen, and many players saw Anjilila's ostentatious golden phoenix at a glance. But now no one cares about him, Fengling Ferry was surrounded by members of the famous family in a circle and a half arc, several people stood at the ferry, Aite Yangguo was blocked by the Yellow River, unable to advance or retreat.

The current speech bubble keeps blinking.

"There is internal strife before the war of service has begun, hey, your circle is really chaotic."

"What's the matter with a group of old men bullying a girl? It's really shameful."

"Who said it must be a girl?"

"It's not like catching another monster."

"It's possible."

"Fart, brother, let me watch the end from the beginning. The man wants to break up and the woman disagrees, so it's just like this."

"Damn it! What a big girl, Brother Lai Lai loves you."

"[Aite Yangguo], let's break up and share, the old men who are full of screens are afraid that you can't find a suitable one?"

"'Yang Guo' is gone and there is still 'Passing', and it's only one word away."

"Hey hey! There's movement over there."