breakup alliance OL

Chapter 59

The enthusiasm of the voice channel has reached an unprecedented new height. Ouyang Ge hated why he couldn't use the shortcut keys for Jinyan.

"...the almanac says today is not suitable for marriage..."

"...I want to go home and discuss with my mother about such a big matter..."

"I'll go! The deputy gang leader even gave away Jinfeng 998, you just want to get a cheap wife with just one word, go fuck yourself!!!"

"...No! Video first and then get married, hot photos don't count..."

"...Small the eye bag on one side of the upper to cool off!"

Ouyang Ge was furious: "Shut up the fuck!!!! Don't push the dungeon!!!!"

The crowd immediately fell silent, and then a weak voice came in: "Guangzhu..."

"I said shut up!!!"

The voice choked up and said: "I have discussed with Mengmeng that we want to get married..."

"Didn't you say it earlier!!!!!!?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"Go." Ouyang Ge lost his temper, "Hurry up!!!"

The young couple, who couldn't find the north, were stunned for half a second and suddenly woke up. They hurriedly saved the progress of the dungeon, left the team, and regrouped to get married. , the speed must be fast! The movement must be handsome!!!”

To get married, two people need to form a team to find Yue Lao to register, and then temporarily leave the team to find Xi Lai Le, who distributes wedding candies, to defeat the robbers who robbed relatives and go to Yue Lao to hand in the task. After the ceremony, it will take about half an hour.

During the period, the big team was not idle, and Ou Cong Man, who claimed to be an inquisitor, was scratching his head to visit Du Niang, but Du Niang's knowledge was like a torrential river, the question was too long, and the keywords were automatically divided by the system, "This person's The person whom the disciple was infatuated with eventually married Li Mochou's former lover" was divided into "Chilian", "Li Mochou", "lover", "Li Mochou's lover", "disciple was infatuated with" and so on.

I don’t know if I don’t search, it turns out that Baidu knows that it dares to answer any question, but the key is that people dare to ask any question. At this moment, Ou Congman, who thinks that her integrity has been shattered into scum, feels that she is really pure like a newborn baby.

Netizens asked: Did Li Mochou's lover abandon her because she was too tight?

Satisfied answer: No, it is too loose.

Netizens asked: My disciple is obsessed with my master's apprentice, what should I do?

Satisfactory answer: Take off your pants and do it directly.

Answer 1: Your apprentice's master is an idiot.

Ao Congman laughed like an idiot, and searched for strange questions with great interest, and had already thrown Guan Rong's mission to Java.

[System] Congratulations to [Dedicated to all kinds of dissatisfaction] and [A flash in the pan in the dream], two predestined people who defeated the robbers who robbed relatives and came to Yuelao Temple smoothly.

[System] [Dedicated to all kinds of dissatisfaction] and [Short-lived in the dream] The classic wedding of two destined people will be held in Yuelao Temple in 20 minutes. Relatives and friends who are watching the ceremony are invited to come.

During the waiting period, Liang Yun was a little unmotivated. Maybe it was because he didn't sleep well yesterday, or maybe it was not him and Ji Xiaocheng who were going to get married.

He has read a lot of girls' literature, generally speaking, it is Danmei novels that are different from reality-oriented literature.A person's life is originally a documentary, and he can't live himself into a gay literature that is closely related to the bloody violence of AIDS, drugs, and one-night stands, so he likes to find a little comfort in the beautiful and beautiful novels.

Gay men are not the product of moral decay. They also hope to walk hand in hand in the sunshine. The protagonists in those novels are deeply in love. Approval from friends or even colleagues, or traveling across the ocean to escape the world together, or drawing a marriage certificate and never being apart.

Liang Yun looks forward to the harmonious world built by the authors. He is grateful for the little happiness he can get from the book. The economic conditions in reality cannot meet the extravagant expectation of getting married abroad. He still hopes to have a wedding with Ji Xiaocheng that belongs to them. Even if it is a set of animation programming, it is painful for those who are still looking forward to it.

In the dungeon, the team could not see the BMW bridal sedan parading around Lin'an, but they could see the joyous congratulations from the World Channel. The wedding ceremony was held on time at a quarter past nine, and the 1314 roses sent by the groom bloomed in full screen. The petals rustled and fell, mixed with golden fireworks, blooming a never-night sky with the Milky Way pouring down.

The colleague who worked overtime in the company's cubicle tapped Ding Duoduo's shoulder to bring her back to her senses: "Don't work and play games? Aren't you afraid that the guy in the office will find fault with you? You are looking for death decisively!"

Ding Duoduo rubbed her stiff cheeks, put on her usual heartless expression, and said with a disapproving smile: "Finding my fault? He's the one looking for death!"

The colleague shook his head: "Female man, which man dares to want you if you are so strong?"

Ding Duoduo hooked her lips, and muttered mockingly: "That's right, no one dares to ask for it."

A text message came in on the phone: Come out to get together when you have time, call me when you are free——Ji Xiaocheng.

The colleague saw the name of the sender with keen eyes, and said with a hooked shoulder: "Not bad, the manager of the marketing department of Dameng, one of the top ten outstanding employees of their company before the age of 30, it is estimated that he will be transferred to the general manager soon. Company, Ding Duoduo, you caught a diamond king without making any noise, not bad."

"It's just an old classmate." Ding Duoduo didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, and slapped his hands off his shoulders, "If you can't kiss a man and a woman, get out!"

"Yo, are you really a woman? If you don't tell me, I thought you were a man disguised as a woman."

In a company dormitory fifteen kilometers away——

"Ah, quack, quack, quack..." This is the laughter of Bumpman, "Quack, quack..."

Laughing is no longer enough to express his inner turmoil. He wants to release, explode, and rub the smooth object to divert his attention from the sore abdominal muscles.

"Wow——" Zicai pulled her face back from the claws, and cursed with baring teeth and claws: "Yaoshou! You are sick! If you are sick, take medicine quickly!! If you can't do it, you can eat a catty!!! You are so annoying, you are the most annoying!!!"

The little seaweed with two red cheeks and bared teeth looked inexplicably delicious, Bumpman handed his face over like a maniac, and opened his mouth to cover the trembling lips.

"Woo~~~"

Laver's eyes widened, and what he saw were little stars, and the hot breath from his nose was like three bowls of strong wine, and after just one sip, he was so drunk that he forgot who his parents were, his gender, and the only thing he didn't forget was yes. . .

first kiss...

First kiss with a man...

The first kiss with a man with bags under his eyes...

I can't accept it, but it's so wonderful...

……

Behind the door of the dormitory, Ji's mother turned around dully, what she saw and heard after running away from home for two months can no longer be summed up in human language.

——Another blow after the shattering of the Three Views.

Yuelao’s red rope is wrongly threaded, the matchmaker’s eyesight is failing, Lily’s matchmaking agency is about to close, Mrs. Meng Fei is about to be laid off, If You Are the One is about to change the male guest, my son is about to be someone else’s wife... Eggs , and it is estimated that the price will increase.

Gang Voice——

Ouyang Ge's voice was about the same frequency as the trembling frequency of the index finger on the mouse: "Will those two who just visited the hall dare to return to the team before going to the bridal chamber? There are also Bumpman, and people. If I remember correctly, his ambition is to marry Athena, why does Du Niang also make him want to leave?"

[Team] Yu Xiaoxiao: It's not the girl who makes him linger, but his roommate.

Everyone said in unison: "Huh—?"

Yanyao said thoughtfully: "If I remember correctly, his roommate is Xiao Caicai."

Liang Yun pointedly said: "Xiao Cai Cai seems to be a man too."

Everyone brushed in unison: "Wow——!"

In the bedroom, Ji Xiaocheng rested his chin, always feeling that something was wrong.

The two young couples returned to the team without even having a room, and Ouyang Ge yelled unbearably: "Bumpman, are you so weak in erection!!? If you change someone else, the whole baby will be soy sauced in 10 minutes!!! !"

The groom smiled embarrassedly: "Where is it, I'm overwhelmed."

An indistinct voice came from the headset, a bit like something was in his mouth: "One ton, one ton Darcy... eh~~"

The last short promotional exclamation made everyone a little sore, Ouyang Ge asked everyone with a look of lovelessness: "What is a ton of Darcy?"

While contemplating the homophony of these four words, Liang Yun whispered twice with his lower lip in his mouth, his eyes lit up: "Master Yideng!!!"

[Team] Meichuan Leiku: Yideng's disciple Wu Santong likes a woman called He Yuanjun, who later married Li Mochou's ex-lover Lu Zhanyuan.

"The coordinates of Yideng, next to the Dali Duan's Stone Elephant Viewing Platform, the seat in the middle of the map, hurry up!"

"Okay, daughter-in-law is leaving!"

[Team] [Dedicated to all kinds of dissatisfaction] Temporarily leave the team.

[Team] [A flash in the pan in a dream] temporarily leaves the team.

3 minutes later--

[News] Answer the question correctly, congratulations to everyone who passed the first level and entered the ancient tomb.

It was still the same tomb passage as before, with gloomy ghost fog permeating the air, and the visibility was probably less than two feet. With the experience from last time, Ouyang Ge deployed everything in detail: "Quanzhen opens Taiji Guiyuan to increase defense for output, peach blossoms bloom all the way Xinyan, I will open the monster, and the rest of the blood warriors will follow behind the team."

In fact, the number of 25 people is required to belong to the super dungeon. The radiation range of the buff skills of each auxiliary sect will not be able to radiate when the team is scattered after the monster is opened. If there are more than two Quanzhen in the team at this time, one can increase the internal Defense, one increases the radiation range of the seal system.

This time the preparations were done well. When encountering Li Mochou, who can be invisible, all the members did not lose blood. Li Mochou loses half of his blood with the big move, and then kills the white camel, and the group cooperates to control the blood volume. After the skill cools down, Meichuan Leiku is once again arrogant, and Li Mochou goes crazy. The first target is Meichuan Leiku. Dodging is not enough to rush to the street, Aite Yangguo Yiyang Finger pulls Meichuan Leiku up, Anji Lila cooperates with Qixing Juyi to pull the injury, Guo Daxia magnifies his moves, and returns my Supreme Summoning with vigilance (the pet's own mind-watching eye skill) The BB fits the output.

10 minutes later

[System] Li Mochou: Ask what love is in the world, and teach life and death...

The eyes of the woman in the middle of the screen are closed, her brows are a little red, she doesn't seem to have a thousand-year-old hostility, but the rouge dream of a young girl in Huaichun at the head of the cardamom building, her dancing long hair is like seaweed disturbing the pearl in the deep sea, sweeping with a whisk, Layers of ghostly mist are rippling away, and the robes flutter gently like lingering autumn butterflies.

No boss has ever been so poignant and sad.

Bumpman: "Actually, Li Mochou is quite pitiful—"

The cloud and mist lifted by the dust fly arrived in front of the team in an instant!

The BOSS was caught off guard by a group move, and the nympho Bump Man was the first to hit the street.

Goddess Ding Ding immediately chanted Yi Yang Zhi, Bumpman was just pulled up, and the state of weakness has not yet passed, and the corpse over there is completely cold.

BOSS chaos hatred!

Obviously, random hatred means that no matter whether it is He Yuanjun or Qiu Qianchi who robbed her and Lu Zhanyuan, as long as it is a human being, she will kill it.

[Team] Lie Mo Kelusi died!

[Team] Mei Chuan class cool death!

[Team] Aite Yangguo is dead!

[Team] Goddess Tintin is dead!

……

More than half of the 25 strong men lay down, and the state of the players was solemn and dark.

"Quanzhen puts the defensive buff first to protect the others, pay attention to the position, and save Big Tits first after the skill cools down!"

Liang Yun, who is all kinds of soy sauce, will have to shoulder the burden of being a true person. First, he will go to Taiji Guiyuan, which is injured by internal strength, with a CD time of five seconds. With the last tube of blood, Aite Yangguo was the closest to him at this time, the finger on the resurrection shortcut key paused, and then clicked to open the backpack.

[Team] [Anji Lila] uses [Infinity Elixir] on [Aite Yangguo].

【Team】[Aite Sheep Pot] Resurrection!

[Team] [Aite Yangguo] is in full condition!

[Team] [Aite Yangguo] uses [One Yang Finger] on [Goddess Tintin]

[Team] [Goddess Tintin] resurrected!

[Team] [Goddess Ding Ding] uses [Yiyang Finger] on [Laimao Kelusi]

[Team] [Lie Mao Kelusi] Resurrected!

There is no side leakage and safe connection to the resurrection state, the technical flow is so capricious!

There was a burst of cheers in the voice, and Ouyang Ge laughed loudly and praised: "Little Anzi, you are doing well!"

Liang Yun raised his eyebrows, and accepted the praise with peace of mind. In instant games, sometimes a 0.01 error may wipe out the entire team. Similarly, a sudden flash of a light bulb above his head may be the key to deciding the outcome move.

The setting of Quanzhen's profession is not purely a healing department. His resurrection technique is not enough compared to Dali. Not to mention the long time of singing and cooldown, the amount of prep blood that pulls people up is not enough for mobs to sting, but Quanzhen's ability to treat injuries is unmatched by Dali.

Use the resurrection medicine in the backpack to pull Aite Yangguo to get up, and then use the skill Qixing Juyi to heal the injury, so that the weak state of Aite Yangguo after resurrection will be cleared immediately, and the red and blue will be full.

After Aite Yangguo got up, he didn't choose to pull the anti-monster MT, but the goddess Tintin, who pulled the TM. In this way, he had enough time to cool down and resurrect more people who needed to be resurrected.

Doctors are kind.

This is the first time to push a new dungeon, and there is no clear record of Li Mochou, the boss' strategy, so there is only hard resistance, hard push, a group of technical professionals with brains and courage, afraid that they can't push a bunch of broken data?snort!

10 minutes later.Li Mochou lost 50% of blood

[System] Li Mochou: Ask what love is in the world, and teach life and death...

"It's definitely going to be a bad thing if this wicked woman says that, what the fuck! How many times will she go berserk..."

Ouyang Ge said: "It's not madness, it's a group attack."

Then the tragic story repeated itself, and the team channel quickly scrolled through the list of dead members like the ending song of a movie, and the hearts of the friends were broken into pieces.