NABC Chapter 50
Chapter 50
Liang Yun didn't intend to tell someone that Yu Xiaoxiao is someone's mother, it's an eye for an eye, who told him to hide in the game without telling him, hey, if you say lurking, just lurk, Nima's bruises are all exposed , He also thought that the secrecy work was more dense than Durex.
But that's fine too, if he pretends he doesn't know, he'll just pretend not to know, he can flirt with proficiency in the game, if he really wants the "elegant butterfly" that Ji Xiaocheng is shoulder to shoulder with in reality, it's better to give him Carry a bazooka and move directly to outer space.
There are no activities in the game today, because the summer vacation has just passed, all summer activities have been canceled after the update, the world channel is calm, but the family is in full swing because of the addition of a shy mm.
This will talk about Aunt Ji's mate selection criteria.
[Family] Yu Xiaoxiao: The man I like should have a pair of double eyelids, a high nose bridge and thin lips, a height of 183, a weight of 138, thick hair and no baldness, and it is okay to smoke occasionally. The money should be handed over to me, preferably a party member , have a bachelor’s degree, love the country, love the party, love your wife, and respect the old, love the young and help others, blah blah blah blah blah...
[Family] The leftover fighter Bumpman: Hello sister, goodbye sister!
[Family] Aite Yangguo: Emma, your mate selection criteria are higher than Sister Feng's. Are you sure your appearance is higher than Sister Feng's?
[Family] Murong Laver: Isn't it okay to have single eyelids?
[Family] Goddess Ding Ding: Why do I think you're talking about my ex-boyfriend.
[Family] Aite Yangguo: Objectively speaking, it doesn't look like thick hair.
[Family] Goddess Tintin: Get fucked! [turn table]
Liang Yun laughed out loud. In fact, Li Fengyu is not bald, but his stubble is not very strong, hahaha, hahaha I laughed so hard!
【News】Your friend [Meichuan Leiku] is online!
Liang Yun turned his head and saw that Ji Xiaocheng had finished washing the dishes at some point, he was not on the sofa, and the light in the bedroom was on.
[Family] Meichuan Leiku: What are you talking about so happily?
[Family] Anji Lila: You have only been online for two seconds_How do you know that everyone is chatting happily?
If you want to ask Mei Chuan Leiku how he died, the answer is: Stupid!
How could he call to find out that the family members were chatting happily after only being online for two seconds?
Didn't he hear his innocent silver bell-like laughter just now?
What is rigorous logical thinking?
Liang Yun felt that he had already possessed the basic qualifications of a god-level writer. It turned out that he was not suitable for writing pure love novels, and he was more suitable for advancing to a higher level!
Although Yu Xiaoxiao’s conditions for choosing a mate are no different from those of finding a living dinosaur in this century, they still couldn’t stop the brave warriors who were eager to get out of the order without hesitation. .
[Private Chat] Anji Lila: I sent you the renderings of the bedroom_Did you see it?
【Private Chat】Meichuan Leiku: Wait a minute
Liang Yun frowned suspiciously, and saw the news from World Channel the next moment.
[News] [Meichuan Leiku] declares war on [Laimao Kelusi]—the hatred of sovereignty is irreconcilable, come to the imperial city and you and I will fight to the death!
Liang Yun, who was sitting in front of the computer, was a bit out of sorts at this time, and had no time to speculate on the inner connection between "the hatred of sovereignty" and "the hatred of taking his wife". The virtual environment allows us to kill each other and must be deeply impressed, allowing you to vent all kinds of dissatisfaction in real life in the game. You can live or die, die and live, and die and want to die.
World Channel
“[Mei Chuan Leku], he took over your Diaoyu Island?”
"Or landed on your Simmons Peninsula?"
"Or raided your diving bay?"
"Most likely encroachment on his private parking garage."
"Emma! Go upstairs and tell the truth!"
Ouyang Ge looked at the gauntlet on the screen amusedly—a battle for sovereignty?
This person... Could it be the one who called at noon today? ? ?
Hehe, I am not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night, but I am afraid that little ghosts will not come to the door.He plays games with style, not loneliness.
So he accepted the gauntlet, and a flying talisman immediately arrived at the foot of the imperial city.
Mei Chuan Leiku has already been waiting here, and of course there are also players who are as poor and boring as him, all of them urging Zaodou Zaosheng to watch the excitement.
【Currently】Umekawa Leiku: Undressing
[Current] Lie Mao Kelusi: Such a taboo topic_I think it's better to chat privately_Don't teach bad children
[Current] Mei Chuan Leiku: My deity is doing the right thing. You have troubled me for so many days. Now let you lie on the ground and let me wait for a second.
【Current】Lie Mao Kelusi: You are so considerate
【Current】Meichuan Leiku: You are welcome
[Current] Lying Mao Kelusi: Undressing is a small matter_But brother, aren't you afraid that the world will criticize you for being invincible?
【Current】Meichuan Leiku: OK!I take it off too!
So games are the most harmonious paradise. As long as you want, you can strip naked and run naked anytime, anywhere. Before the urban management beats you up for the far-fetched reason of affecting the city's appearance, you can be crowned with a "brilliant" image. Condor Heroes tops the Forbes list.
Why do some people like to hang all their belongings on their bodies? Mother Ji is like this, and so is Mei Chuan Leiku.Liang Yun couldn't understand it before, but now he deeply understands it.
Nima is much more conservative than "□□" even if she takes off her clothes.
The final picture is...
Mei Chuanlei was dressed in a black suit that looked like a crispy ice cream, and looked at his opponent with dignity through his nostrils.
And lying Mao Kelusi...
Why!The artist of this game is too kind, you can save a piece of meat if you don’t draw those pants!
Liang Yun, who was mixed in the crowd, shook his head regretfully -- his heart was broken all over the place.
Ouyang Ge rubbed his nose embarrassingly, it seems that playing low-key luxury is not always possible to be tall - after the pk is over, immediately go to buy a train of leather fashion! ! !
The onlookers were unafraid to be dazzled by a pair of unique red underpants, and the screen was full of girls' stars and men's mosquito-repellent coils.
"I think the way I logged in is wrong, can anyone give me a slap to let me know that this is not a dream..."
"The local tyrant is defined as a goal that the proletariat can never achieve."
"A local tyrant with style is a goal that all human beings will never be able to achieve."
"Can anyone tell me why my underpants are white?"
"You are not alone."
"He's definitely the only one who remembers dyeing his underpants."
"Ahem, a stylish local tyrant focuses on inner beauty, and we will never understand his spiritual world."
"Am I the only one who thinks that the fabric of his underpants is sewn with the military flag on the top of the city?"
Lie Mao Kelusi looked up at 45 degrees, serious and lively looking into the distance, where the line of sight was the Great Song Army Flag waving in the wind above the imperial city.
The tears of the crowd: Well, he is not wearing pants, but the military spirit forged by the blood of my Da Song man. . .
Ouyang Ge burst into tears: In fact, my style has not been sublimated to the realm of perfection, I am just a pretender who wants to express the inner implicitly but forgot to buy a set of fashion to disguise the outer appearance o(╯□╰)o
The difference between the rich and the nouveau riche is the strict and meticulous self-enrichment and the simple and rough self-expression.Facts have proved that there is nothing wrong with being simple and rude ╮(╯_╰)╭
Well, no weapons and no armor, the comparison is melee with bare hands.
Of course, positioning is essential. In naked combat without a trace of water, the winner depends on your actual operation. Even if Shaolin is naked, where is his blood volume and initial defense value? That is, after the beggar gang has been cleansed for nothing, there are also his original injuries there.
One has low wear resistance and low attack power, and the other has thin skin and less attack and speed. The masses are eager to unravel the mystery of the spear and shield, which has plagued the Chinese nation for thousands of years.
The duel in the imperial city is actually similar to the ring arena, except that the former can fight in groups, while the latter is a single-player pk arena. Of course, the size of the arena is different. Anyway, the two are different from wild pk. Protective, not famous or explosive equipment, compared with martial arts spirit, playing with excitement and heartbeat.
Neither of them is the master of talking, so they went to the duel field naked, Mei Chuan Leiku has a layer of ice cream skin and can fool the audience, Li Mao Ke Lusi is sad, and the upper body is shirtless and the lower body is small in the whole field The strong man in the shorts walks coquettishly in a posture that is not afraid of the bird catching cold. The key is that the shorts are still bright red, which is extremely eye-catching!
It didn't take long for the big guys to understand the spirit. Lying Mao Kelusi was obviously fighting a war of attrition. He said that he was shameless, but he was determined to rely on his skills that he had played for an extra year. Consuming Mei Chuanleiku's blood volume with the durable skin, this is a severe test of the stamina of a real man, because once the beggar gang Kanglong's ultimate move is released, it will damage 10% of its own red. If you are lucky, you can avoid two With a melee attack, Mei Chuan Leiku might kill himself.
Lie Mao Ke Lusi just moves like white stripes in the waves, moves, moves, moves, moves...
Then Mei Chuan Leiku was molested endlessly by a streaking strong man in full view.
However, there is no most insidious, only more insidious. Before this, Mr. Mei Chuan Leiku, who had been known far and wide for his tall appearance and sloppy interior, finally revealed his little-known true face at this moment—skillful!
Technology does not only refer to hand speed, you have to see all directions and listen to all directions, and you must also have a particularly sharp response.
His purpose is to seduce Mei Chuan and others to use cool tricks to damage their own blood. They are not brainless. Nima has only heard of dogs biting people but never seen people biting dogs. Scratching it is like scratching an itch. I deserve to go with you Zoom in?
Is there nothing else in the Beggar Gang besides Kanglong Wuhui?
For the 36 strokes of the dog-beating stick method, I will choose the last move-there is no dog in the world!
Mei Chuanlei in a black suit stood breathlessly in the center of the arena, lying on top of Mao Kelusi's flamboyant smile, a flash of lightning shot out from the ground.
The dog-beating stick is fast, precise and ruthless. In the game, "quick" means quick hands and unpreparedness, and "accurate" means that the character's hit skills are full. It can be known from the blood volume that the silk's swishing drops. Bare hands can peel off a layer of skin from a bloody warrior. This is the essence of the melee profession.
In fact, it was a war of attrition, but what was consumed was Li Mao Kelusi. Compared with technology, endurance, wretchedness, and a determination to swear sovereignty and defend dignity, Li Mao Kelusi lost as a matter of course.
It is obvious that Mei Chuan Leiku became famous in the first battle, the discussions on the World Channel were mixed, and Liang Yun, who was mixed in the crowd, was full of "Emma, two men are dueling for me", and then the world channel was full of water. With constant compliments, he immediately changed into an emoji that switched back and forth between "biting his finger in shame" and "that's my man, no one is allowed to covet it".
Lying Mao Kelusi was hit hard, but he pretended to be a masochist who didn't know him and still insisted on shaking his hair and striding away. Under the last rays of the setting sun, he smiled and greeted, and then gradually disappeared with his head held high From the perspective of everyone, it was originally a very Wang Jiawei effect picture, but the local tyrant forgot to replace his "Great Song Army Soul".
After watching the excitement, the crowd dispersed, and the crispy ice cream was still standing in the middle of the field arrogantly, seemingly immersed in the honor just now, and Anji Lila Xiaoniao moved over like a human being.
[Current] Anji Lila: You are so handsome_Lun’s heart almost jumped out of the screen~~~
[Currently] Meichuan Leiku: Both the prize and the prize are all accepted by the other party.
[Current] Anji Lila: Excessive modesty is pride_You are handsome_Why don't you admit it?
[Currently] Meichuan Leiku: Hehe, I think so too, hehehe
[Current] Anji Lila: Are you fighting him for me?
【Current】Meichuan Class Cool:. . . . . .
【Current】Anji Lila: I will take it as your default
【Current】Meichuan Class Cool:. . . . . .
[Current] Anjilila: So now...
【Current】Meichuan Leiku:?
Liang Yun drove Anji Lila back two steps slowly, and bounced lightly under Mei Chuanlei's cool and astonished eyes. The girl on the screen made a beautiful forward turn, opened her hands in mid-air, and threw herself into Mei Chuan In Leiku's arms, the little girl raised her head coquettishly...
[Current] Anji Lila: Now... I'm yours╭(╯3╰)╮
While others were practicing hand speed in order to strengthen himself, Liang Yun was not idle, but what he practiced was the perfect combination of character lightness kung fu and character movements, and the series of movements in just a few seconds were not so smooth. Simple, control the time difference and calculate the distance, and switch between the status bar and the action bar of Qinggong without gaps and quickly, it is not ordinary people who really can't do this set of moves.
Mei Chuanlei, who was thrown into the arms of a beautiful woman, sighed sadly. His little shou wants to use his cleverness in the right way, so that he will never be a rookie in the game, and his deposit will never exceed five figures in reality.