Chapter 5
Chapter 5
Section: Shendiao OL Forum Anti-fraud Zone
Posted by: Lying Mo Kelusi
Topic: Ladyboys are everywhere, online dating needs to be cautious
I met her during the public beta. She played the Quanzhen account. This school may be a flaw in the game development process that has not been perfected in time. It is said that it is an auxiliary school. Its agility is not as good as Peach Blossom, and its healing is not as good as Dali. Such a pitiful little bit, defense and physical fitness are far from being called meat shields, in summary, this sect is a failure.
Maybe it’s because of fate, our character names match very well, a few times I saw her squatting in front of the daily dungeon, no one wanted to form a group, and then she was alone in the wild killing mobs and leveling up, I took her to the dungeon together , and then so familiar.
Almost 99% of the players who play the real game give up their accounts and retrain, but she is the one who did not give up. The reason is nothing but because of feelings. We once made an appointment to get married on the first day when the marriage system was opened, but We did not wait until that day.
I have always known his login account, but never doubted it until one time when he habitually entered his game account and password when he logged into Weibo. My luck is too bad.
What happened later, I believe that the players of Pinghu Qiuyue have heard about it. I am not a person who is willing to reveal my private affairs. This kind of thing makes everyone laugh. The reason why I disclosed this matter on the forum is because I want to remind everyone that shemales are everywhere, and you need to be cautious when dating online.
Finally, I don't mind your gender, what I care about is your attitude.
Don't let me see you again, or you will be killed by human flesh!
发帖时间:2014年03月09日22:39
Liang Yun continued to read the comments below the post, all of them were angry youths criticizing transvestites for deceiving their feelings, and occasionally a few left comments from an objective perspective, all of which were torn apart by the players behind.
In fact, Liang Yun also thought that it was too much to lie down on Mao Kelusi, and then he thought that he was gay, so his perspective on this matter would inevitably diverge from that of ordinary people.
A straight man who finds out that his online dating partner is of the same gender should have the same reaction as Lying Mao Kelusi or swallowing a lump of hair.
Leaving aside this matter, Lying Mao Kelusi is actually a rather loyal man. He is wealthy but not arrogant, and he is dedicated to protecting members of gangs and families. As long as he is online, he is almost responsive to requests, and he can also abandon prejudices Accepting An Jilila as a player is considered an open-minded person.
It seems that Anjilila's original owner had cheated Lian Mo Kelusi so badly that he posted such a post on the forum.
On the 14th day of the breakup, at 20:35 on Saturday, the penguin under the task bar lights up.
Liang Yun seldom goes to QQ because he rarely surfs the Internet at all. He usually writes with headphones, and even if he does surf the Internet, he only asks Baidu for help.
However, after we broke up, we started playing online games. For some unknown purpose, we hung up on QQ every day, and changed from stealth to online.
The news of Didi suddenly sounded, and the nerves inevitably twitched. After seeing the icon clearly, it was discovered that it was Fengyun 925, and the beating heart instantly calmed down.
Fengyun 925: How is Quanzhen playing?
SUNNY: That’s it. Why didn’t you tell me that Quan is really a trash sect
Fengyun 925: Really?I didn't pay attention.
SUNNY: oh
Fengyun 925: There is a really bad one in our district. It still depends on the operation and equipment plus strengthening.
SUNNY: Is that right? I’m practicing hand speed and manipulation. I’ll get used to it after playing a lot.
Fengyun 925: That’s it. You need to prioritize the skill column, record the chant and cooldown time of each skill clearly, and then practice moving.
SUNNY: um
Fengyun 925: Immediately cross-server battle, the number one player in our region has joined the team, you can watch and see how others operate.
SUNNY: ok
Fengyun 925: I also participated, please support me when the time comes.
SUNNY: No problem_Which of us is with whom:)
After logging in to the game, check the team details at the NPC that signed up for the server battle. Pinghu Qiuyue has a total of [-] teams registered. This is the first cross-server battle of Shendiao OL, and it should be the most sensational time in a game career.
The schedule for the knockout round of this server has come out. On the first weekend of June, the famous team will be short in the first round and directly enter the second round of semi-finals.
The list is as follows:
Lying Mao Kelusi—Equipment score 105000, Shaolin, King Kong-type Blood Defense Warrior commonly known as MT
Equipment stunt: Unyielding Soul (When the life is 0 during the battle, there is a 20% chance of resurrection effect.)
Emma Mushroom—Equipment score 88730, Western Tantric, agile physical output
Equipped with special skills: Seven Injuries Fist (external skills attack the enemy's designated unit, and reduce the opponent's true energy equal to the loss of life)
Emma Zhou Botong—Equipment score 79000, ancient tomb faction, stable group method
Equipment stunt: none
Cheap and Sword Qi 008—Equipment score 83800, White Camel Villa, snake venom control group method
Equipment special skill: blood devouring technique (absorb 20% of the opponent's current life, the upper limit is your own level x 48, and cannot be used on monster bosses)
Return My Supreme—Equipment score 91100, Hundred Flowers, Auxiliary Seal of Summoning
Equipment stunt: a blow to the head (remove the abnormal state of the designated unit of one's own side, such as seal, poisoning, attribute reduction, etc.)
I am not Guo Daxia—Equipment score 98000, beggar gang, violent single physical output, DPS soul
Equipped with special skills: Seven Injuries Fist (external skills attack the enemy's designated unit, and reduce the opponent's true energy equal to the loss of life)
Emma Yangguo—Equipment score 83030, Dali Duan's, all-round big tits
Equipment special skill: Rejuvenation group of masters (recover 1/4 of the health of all units of one's own side, the maximum does not exceed the target level × 48)
The members of the gang devoted themselves to refining materials for the sake of collective honor, and almost no one did the daily tasks, so naturally no one cared about Anji Lila.
After Liang Yun went online, he did a few errand missions, and then went to mine. Because his physical strength was too poor, he withered after half an hour of digging. Finally, he synthesized three sapphires with added defense and put them into the gang-shared sapphire. In the storage box, it can be regarded as his contribution.
After finishing all this, he left the gang, stood in a daze at the gang leader's place, he was thinking about whether to go offline, and called Qingqing's little Ling, who hated to marry, out for a drink, forget it, forget it, he didn't want to admit it Sitting with Qingqing is obviously a uncle.
It's better to wait for a week of maintenance after the summer vacation and go out for a while, hey, I'm getting old, there's no way.
My heart is empty, empty and painful.
Are widowed and broken-hearted middle-aged men like this?Painful in the spring and sad in the autumn, self-pitying, inability to urinate, kidney deficiency and waist weakness, unable to harden even after referring to calcium tablets from country A.
[Current] Mei Chuan Lei Ku: You are blocking my way.
[Current] Mei Chuan Lei Ku: You are blocking my way.
[Current] Mei Chuan Lei Ku: You are blocking my way.
[Current] Mei Chuan Lei Ku: You are blocking my way.
[Current] Mei Chuan Lei Ku: You are blocking my way.
[Current] Mei Chuan Lei Ku: You are blocking my way.
Liang Yun came back to his senses, an idiot wearing fashion glasses and sunglasses stood beside Anjilila at some point, swiping the screen non-stop.
Did Xiaoshenyang send this guy to make a joke?
[Current] Anji Lila: I am too involved in the drama, brother
【Current】Meichuan Leiku: (_)
[Current] Anji Lila: Huo!ha--!
【Current】Meichuan Leiku:?
[Currently] Anji Lila: Alright _I have passed on ten powers to you from my teacher_The apprentice can pass through the body of my teacher_Try it
The strange flower wearing a set of 500 ingots for a limited time of seven days and a lot of money, really walked carefully, passing through Anjilila who was riding a golden phoenix.
[Current] Meichuan Leiku: Wow, liger, you are so annoying!I really penetrated your body!
Why are these words so ambiguous?
Liang Yun's lower abdomen tightened, it became hard...
Check this person's equipment, he is full of top-quality orange equipment, and his equipment score is 95000. Then he looks at the player information, the sect beggar gang, level 100, no family and no gang, it seems that he is a new rookie.
wait, no!
Re-open the equipment information to view, rely on me!
Now Liang Yun was really speechless, there was actually someone more careless than himself in this world.
A gang of beggars who relied on violent physical attacks for their food actually wore a top-quality orange outfit full of internal energy and defensive stones!
Aww, I'm going to be quiet for a while.
【Current】Mei Chuan Leiku: Do I need to take off my clothes for you to peep, Master?
[Current] Anji Lila: The watch calls me Master_This will lower my IQ
【Current】Meichuan Leiku: What is a horse?
【Current】Anjilila: ...
【Current】Mei Chuan Leiku: Are you ignoring me?
【Current】Mei Chuan Leiku: Why don't you ignore me, so I'm just a dog who ignores me?
【Current】Anjilila: Convex
【Current】Meichuan Leiku: 兕
[Current] Anji Lila: Pfft——
Liang Yun was indeed laughing, this bastard must have a milkshake in his brain, he was sent by the heavens to help him bottom out on the rookie leaderboard.
【Current】Meichuan Leiku: Let's play together.
【Current】Anji Lila: Where to play?
[Current] Meichuan Leku: Kill monsters and level up, I will take you.
Liang Yun can think about it, although he wears internal strength equipment, anyway, a skinny camel is bigger than a horse, and the basic attack is still there.
The two went to Yanmen Pass to kill mobs together, and Anji Lila followed him to gain experience. The monsters in this area were all level 85 barbarians. After fighting for about an hour, the experience bar of the two increased by half. Ji Lila has already reached level 93, and it is estimated that he can reach level 94 after killing for another hour.
Suddenly there was an old man holding a whisk in the crowd of monsters. Anji Lila was hacked by the rookie Long Zhan Yuye before he could see clearly, and then a gust of evil wind blew by, and Liang Yun only saw the blood bars of the two of them. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
After playing for so many days, Liang Yun still has some experience in coping. Although he was panicked, he was not in a panic. He immediately sang "Three Flowers Gathering the Top", and 2 seconds later, he regained 10% of his health.
[Current] Anji Lila: Take your place_Pull the monsters outside_Otherwise these little monsters won't drag you to death!
That guy was obviously stunned, turned around and ran away foolishly, before he could take two steps, he was brushed by the seasoned whisk, and he was choked up before he could beat him, and he died.
Anjilila raised her face ecstatically—let the storm be more violent.
[News] [Anji Lila] [Meichuan Leiku] The two heroes fought [-] rounds with Daoist Fuchen under the Shendiaomen, and they were defeated in the end.
The World Channel players started swiping their screens.
"Coordinate coordinates, send the coordinates quickly!"
"Qixing Fuchen even dares to kill, the two brothers are really worthy of the word 'beautiful'."
"Why do I always see that—the chicken."
"Brother without underwear, isn't the center of the crotch cold? Does the little brother really not catch a cold?"
"23333, I have gained a lot of knowledge. The first internal strength outfit and outer strength beggar gang in the whole server is the best orange outfit!"
"Let's be friends with local tyrants!"
Inside the revived inn.
【Current】Meichuan Leku: Hey!Yaodao!Grandpa accepted you!
[Current] Anji Lila: Come back to play after 18 years
After finishing speaking, he immediately left the team, and the invitation to form a team popped up in time for Lying Mao Kelusi. Anji Lila agreed, and reported the approximate coordinates of Taoist Fuchen, and flew to Yanmenguan to gather with a flying talisman.
【Private Chat】Mei Chuan Leiku: Liger T_T
Anjilila ignored him and closed the chat window. The combination of rookie and Xiaobai is equivalent to two little zeros in love, and there will be no happiness.
The private chat icon kept flickering, Anjilila opened the window angrily and didn't even read the message on it, and directly typed in six words - after the identification, you are a dog!
The team has already started to enter the battle, the master is the master, the seven-star divine sculpture can be done in less than 10 minutes, the boss bent down and touched it, the three pieces of 100-level equipment are all women's clothing, and there is a disposable purple wrist guard for defense. Against the sky, Anji Lila didn't dare to think about it even if she was greedy, and stood quietly by the side.
[Team] Lying Mao Kelusi: Anji gave up the first two pieces_Is it okay to just give you wristbands?
Liang Yun thought he had read it wrong, so he re-read the dialogue several times before he was sure.
[Team] Anji Lila: I haven't reached level 100 yet...
[Team] Give me back the Supreme: I hate pretentiousness the most, Nima can see through the screen that you have set up a tent in your crotch!
[Team] Anji Lila: Damn_how did you see that?
[Team] Lying Mao Kelusi: That ellipsis that hesitated to speak...
[Team] Aite Yangguo: You gangsters.
The first two pieces were rolled to see their size, and the last piece of wristband was given up by the whole team. Anjilila casually rolled 89 points, and the wristband fell into his pocket.
The rookie with a lot of money and no underwear didn't send any more messages.
NABC