breakup alliance OL

Chapter 1

"...A young man jumped off the [-]th floor of the xx building yesterday and died on the spot. The suspected homosexual proposed to break up... Come to the left, sit deeper, yo! The registration photos are all posted, these editors are really chilling , respect the dead... Aww! You are sick! You can’t sit still!!!”

Liang Yun was kicked off the sofa, and his left hand just reached Ji Xiaocheng's smelly sock. At that time, he reminded Ji Xiaocheng for the thousandth and 820th time that the dirty socks that he took off must be soaked in laundry detergent, and Ji Xiaocheng also agreed the first time. Thousand 820 five times, but this is the thousand and eight hundredth... that's enough, Liang Yun has completely lost his temper.

Just now, he sat crooked on purpose, and Ji Xiaocheng would be very painful, shrinking on the sofa into the shape of a dying shrimp out of the water.

"Didn't you turn on the light after taking the medicine? Liang Yun! Did you fucking do it on purpose!? Hiss...it's about to break..."

Liang Yun put on his pajamas, opened the refrigerator, poured a glass of ice water and drank it all in one gulp. The remaining emotion in his body was quickly cooled by the ice water that slid into the esophagus.

Putting down the cup, he said, "Ji Xiaocheng, let's break up."

Breaking up is very simple, just three words, Ji Xiaocheng is a heartless person, Liang Yun guarantees that tomorrow he will never see the social news that a certain man jumped from a certain building to die in love, if they can still have this surging in each other's bodies If there is such a passion as to love or die, the article will not start with a boring sex-love.

Liang Yun, male, 29 years old.

Starting from a certain year in the last century when late marriage and late childbearing were advocated, a 29-year-old man should be regarded as the golden age, with the two characters on his face showing cuteness, and his back to his back.

Their greenness has faded, and the years have not had time to work on their faces, but they have tempered the unique charm of this age in the years.

Maybe you have been in two relationships, know how to learn from the failure of the previous relationship, will always be vigilant to make up for the shortcomings, and cherish the next relationship even more.

Most of them have successful careers, rich experience, have accumulated a considerable savings of no less than seven figures in their passbooks, and master at least three standard positions for exercising in bed, which is enough for love consumption.

Oh, by the way, Liang Yun is still a very romantic man. He always hoped to plant a bunch of roses on the windowsill, and he could smell the fragrance of flowers when he opened his eyes, so he hated dealing with smelly socks. The smell, very, very nasty, even though he's used to it... oh no!How could he get used to it! ! !

Ji Xiaocheng who puts smelly socks under the pillow and there is always a hole in the back of his underwear, Ji Xiaocheng who always urinates out of the toilet and snorts while sleeping, Ji Xiaocheng who grinds his teeth while sleeping, that cigarette butt that can’t be squeezed out, and instant noodles that need to be scooped up with a colander Ji Xiaocheng, who must lick the bottle cap when drinking yogurt—to hell with everything! ! !

Liang Yun can't remember what Ji Xiaocheng was like in college. He should be very outstanding, just like a sunflower under the sun, the most dazzling existence among countless eyes.

If Ji Xiaocheng wasn't outstanding, the ridiculously high-sighted Liang Yun wouldn't have had a crush on him for four years.

That's right, four years, Liang Yun remembered that his Acupoints at that time were not as high as they are now, why he couldn't see clearly now, and loved him passionately for two years.

The process is very long, but the encounter was actually very short. The two people who had a crush on each other confessed their love on the eve of graduation, and they were facing each other after just holding hands. The first kiss was on the platform, and they were like thieves. With the tears caught in the sweat, what the tip of the tongue tasted was a faint bitter taste, but the sweetness was leisurely returned to the root of the tongue.

The long-distance relationship in the first year was sweet and bitter, and the terminal signal worked hard to maintain this seemingly unreliable love, but no one ever suspected that it would be disconnected due to arrears, only two people insisted on a love that was not favored by anyone It was miraculously maintained by China Telecom.

Later, Ji Xiaocheng gave up his job with good conditions, broke the boat and crossed the Magpie Bridge, holding hands with his lover in this strange city.

Their work was repeatedly bumped into walls, and their lives were precarious. They had quarreled over whether to pay the water and electricity bills first or the broadband bills first, and had a cold war over whether to eat instant noodles dry or soaked in water, but they never thought of giving up.

It was four years ago that they came out of the closet. After their jobs were stabilized, the two of them held hands and confessed their relationship one after another. Years of family ties, Ji Xiaocheng's family in Wuhan, on the third day of the Lunar New Year, they were thrown out of the house by a basin of footwashing water.

On the New Year's Day of 2010, Liang Yun was drenched in the freezing cold and a basin of 60-degree footwashing water and became pneumonia. He stayed in the hospital for eight days, and Ji Xiaocheng stayed with him every step of the way. Get along with the New Year.

When he was confused, Liang Yun asked him: Do we have a future?

It was the first time Ji Xiaocheng made a move against him, and he burst into chestnuts: You didn't turn on the light after taking the medicine, and if you dare to say stupid things, I will cut you off!

Today, four years later, Liang Yun rebelliously said even more stupid things than four years ago - breaking up, but Ji Xiaocheng didn't cut him, but let out a long sigh... Then let's break up.

There is no real estate in this community, the old house in [-], the transportation is convenient and the life is convenient, under the gate for many years, from morning to night, a group of family members who have nothing to do have gathered to pass the time, singing big plays during the day, playing chess at noon and fighting the landlord at night , except for special weather.

On the second day after the breakup, Liang Yun returned home from get off work as usual, and the aunts and aunts continued to gossip with each other as usual, sparing no effort in exchanging gossip and revealing secrets. Liang Yun no longer had a bad temper and disgust, but felt that these people were a bit cute in the world.

"Xiao Liang, I paid for your family's sanitation fee, and your brother was not at home when the people from the street came to collect the money."

Liang Yun smiled decently, took out a twenty and handed it to the aunt.

"It's only five yuan. I don't have any change for twenty."

"Then pay it for four months."

"Hey, it seems that you are not in charge of the family. I will give you 15 yuan tomorrow."

Liang Yun returned a perfunctory smile that anyone could see, and entered the unit door with a handbag. There was a silence behind him, and as the figure in the door disappeared, chattering exploded.

"This one looks like a human being, according to me, he can't keep up with his cousin by a dime."

"That's right, Xiao Ji is more lively than a young man, don't mention how affectionate the uncle and aunt are."

"This one who is neither yin nor yang all day long, with a smile on his face, really thinks he is Jack Su."

"What is Jacksu?"

"Jack Sue is Mary Sue's younger brother."

"Xiao Ji's English name is Marysu?"

There are no windows in the corridor, and the voice-activated lights are on the same line as the street lights. There is no power supply until dark. Liang Yun is in a good mood today. He lost his old shoes and wore new ones, so he was extra careful when going upstairs.

At the beginning, Ji Xiaocheng arranged the renting and site selection and signing the contract. He is informal in life. If he doesn’t ask him to change the smelly socks, he can turn them back and forth and wear them into open-toed shapes and throw them away. However, he can often make decisive decisions on major matters, such as Without Liang Yun's consent, he signed a two-year contract to rent this one-bedroom, one-living room apartment from the same age as the two of them.

The rent from 1200 six years ago has only increased by 800 now, which is just enough to make up the whole number, so it is really cheap.

Liang Yun, who is used to living in big houses with bright floor-to-ceiling windows, doesn’t like this kind of old residential buildings because he thinks it is too noisy. He is a liberal arts student and occasionally likes to do some creations. An insult to art, but he has lived here for six years and has no plans to move.

The stairs are very narrow, and the distance between the steps is less than 25 centimeters. He has to stand on tiptoe to avoid kicking the toes of the shoes on the stairs. A pair of ECCO and a pair of ROCKPORT are reimbursed for the kicked toes.

Shoes are the same as love, you can’t wear a brand-new shoe with even a small scratch on the toe, the flaw is like hitting the apex of your heart, you will feel pain, pity, and regret, and you can only cherish it in the end.

However, there is another pair of shoes, you wear it all the time, and you will maintain it, but one day its style will become outdated, and the sole will be worn out in the process of time casting, the love for it has long since faded away, and finally forgotten In the corner of the shoe cabinet.

The love between Liang Yun and Ji Xiaocheng is like this.

Opening the door, there was no weird smell of smelly socks and food, and Liang Yun's vigilant nose was useless.

Throw away the bag casually, no longer have to set an example by bending over to take off the shoes, two feet willfully kick each other, stepping on the floor tiles with bare feet, and no one is around to complain about the sexual dysfunction of the barefooted man.

When I opened the closet, it was [-]/[-] empty. The laptop on the desk that needed an external fan to operate was no more decibel than a tractor. The toothbrush and gray towels in the bathroom were gone. The bottle of Ba Yu anti-hair loss shampoo that was auctioned at a cheap price finally disappeared.

Open the drawer, and all the documents whose photos do not match the current image of the person are gone.

Looking at the shoe cabinet, the size 44 shoes that occupy a large area are gone.

Liang Yun leaned on the sofa and lit a cigarette, and was choked. He would never admit that he used the cigarette to relieve his sorrow, nor would he admit that he smoked because of melancholy, and he would never admit that he secretly smoked him because he began to miss Ji Xiaocheng's smell. The falling Zhongnanhai.

What a stingy man, even Zhongnanhai, which costs 3 yuan and 5 cents, has to smoke until the filter tip is burnt!

Liang Yun re-reflected on himself, why did he fall in love with such a man with Wuhan characteristics in the first place - stingy, sloppy, loud, careless and careless, if you grab his tail, he will step on your chin, if you say something to him, he will give you ten sentence.

"Huh—" finally broke up.

There are still yesterday’s leftovers in the refrigerator. In fact, Ji Xiaocheng is not useless. At least he will never be stingy when it comes to food. The row, the milk is imported, the juice is freshly squeezed, and the dishes he cooks are also delicious. Yesterday, there was half of the fried shredded eel left. It must be delicious when it is hot and poured on the rice!

Liang Yun washed rice and steamed rice, endured hunger and waited until the number on the rice cooker was 5 minutes, then opened the refrigerator to take...

There are no leftovers, only a note, which said: It may affect your appetite, everything that belongs to your ex-boyfriend is packed away, including the fried eel you ate yesterday that you wanted to swallow your tongue.

Liang Yun stared at the note in the freezer for a full 3 minutes, suppressing the anger that would never belong to an elegant man below the critical point, and tore off the note in a chic way, only to find that there was a line on the back: By the way, There were too many things for me to hold, so I decided to discard some of them and put them behind the sofa.

Liang Yun closed the refrigerator door with a bang, dragged out a black garbage bag from behind the sofa, and opened it...

Bayu anti-hair loss shampoo, hair removal toothbrush, towel, razor, shaving water, underwear, socks, ashtray, electric mosquito swatter, old man music...

On the top is a transparent food box, which is full of fried shredded eel.

After a long time, there was an inelegant roar from the window on the fourth floor - Ji Xiaocheng, please don't let me see you again! ! !